Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Reciprocal Website Agreements

Published by Jimmy Oldsun, NDRIRSRWRAFTC & Editor



Hermann Hearsay is proud to add Hermann NEWS and New Haven NEWS ONLINE to our list of "reciprocal websites".  For comprehensive local news coverage, timely sports reporting, stimulating editorials and provocative forum discussions, please visit their site at:  http://www.ngnn.com/65041/.  Thanks to Glenn Warnebold and Renee Simon for adding us to their list of reciprocal websites!

Our current complete list of reciprocal websites is as follows:

Reciprocal Websites:
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For the convenience of our readers, reciprocal website links are listed at the end of every report we post.

Jimmy Oldsun
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Happy Cinco de Mayo!

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It's May 5th.  It's Cinco de Mayo!

Yes, it's the day we drink Corona with a slice of lime instead of our usual Bud Light or Milwaukee Best.  It's the day we forego our favorite single-malt scotch or sour mash Tennessee sippin' whiskey for tequila.  Some of us drink shots of tequila, but most of us drink margaritas.  And instead of our usual hot wings or bacon cheeseburgers, we risk indigestion and eat hard-shelled tacos or soft-shelled bean burrito with lots of hot sauce. 

If only our local wineries produced a Mexican wine, we could support them and drink Mexican wine on Cinco de Mayo.  But alas they don't!  Or maybe one of them does?!  Stone Hill has that Jackass (sp?) wine!  Kinda looks like a Mexican burro kicking up its heels on that cute wine bottle they have!  Maybe I'll drink some of that Jackass (sp?) wine today!

But aside from all the obligatory adult beverages, what really is Cinco de Mayo, you ask?  And why do we celebrate it? 

Hermann Hearsay is here to provide you some answers!  You could have looked it up yourself, but we've gone ahead and done that for you.  Just one of the many FREE services we provide to our subscribers!  Here's what we found at Wikipedia ........

Cinco de Mayo

Cinco de Mayo (Spanish for "fifth of May") is a holiday celebrated in the United States and primarily limited to the state of Puebla in Mexico. The holiday commemorates the Mexican army's unlikely victory over French forces at the Battle of Puebla on May 5, 1862, under the leadership of Mexican General Ignacio Zaragoza Seguín.

Cinco de Mayo is not "an obligatory federal holiday" in Mexico, but rather a holiday that can be observed voluntarily. While Cinco de Mayo has limited significance nationwide in Mexico, the date is observed in the United States (also voluntarily) and other locations around the world as a celebration of Mexican heritage and pride. Cinco de Mayo is not Mexico's Independence Day, which actually is September 16, the most important national patriotic holiday in Mexico.

History
In 1861, Benito Juarez stopped making interest payments to countries that Mexico owed money to. In response, France attacked Mexico to force payment of this debt. France decided that it would try to take over and occupy Mexico. France was successful at first in its invasion; however, on May 5, 1862, at the city of Puebla, Mexican forces were able to defeat an attack by the larger French army. In the Battle of Puebla, the Mexicans were led by General Ignacio Zaragoza Seguín. Although the Mexican army was victorious over the French at Puebla, the victory only delayed the French advance on Mexico City. A year later, the French occupied Mexico. The French occupying forces placed Maximilian I, Emperor of Mexico on the throne of Mexico in 1864. The French, under pressure from the United States, eventually withdrew in 1866-1867. Maximilian was deposed by President Benito Juarez and executed, five years after the Battle of Puebla.

The Battle of Puebla was important for at least two reasons. First, although considerably outnumbered, the Mexicans defeated a much better-equipped French army. "This battle was significant in that the 4,000 Mexican soldiers were greatly outnumbered by the well-equipped French army of 8,000 that had not been defeated for almost 50 years." Second, it was significant because since the Battle of Puebla no country in the Americas has been invaded by an army from another continent.

History of Observance

According to a paper published by the UCLA Center for the Study of Latino Health and Culture about the origin of the observance of Cinco de Mayo in the United States, the modern American focus on the people of the world that day first started in California in the 1860s in response to the resistance to French rule in Mexico. The 2007 paper notes that "The holiday, which has been celebrated in California continuously since 1863, is virtually ignored in Mexico."


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Current Text of Proposed Hermann City Ordinance Dealing With Feral Cats

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Editorial comment on this subject was posted previously on Monday, 5/3/2010 at: 

http://www.hermannhearsay.blogspot.com/2010/05/editorial-comment-will-hermanns-cats.html

Below is the text of the proposed city ordinance dealing with feral cats. Changes will be made before the next Board of Alderman meeting on May 18th, when the bill will be voted on for the first time. A secondary vote with any additional changes to the text will be presented at the following meeting on June 1st.

Bill No. 2010-12

An Ordinance For Vaccination, Impoundment And Handling Of Cats

WHEREAS, it is the duty of every person who owns or possesses a cat to exercise prudent attention to the health of the cat and to properly care for the cat in order to protect the health and welfare of the citizens of the City of Hermann; and

WHEREAS, R.S.Mo § 79.400 authorizes the City to regulate or prohibit the running at large of domestic animals; and

WHEREAS, the Board of Alderman has determined that the regulation of cats is necessary and in the best interests of the citizens of the City of Hermann, Missouri.

NOW THEREFORE, BE IT ORDAINED BY THE BOARD OF ALDERMEN OF THE CITY OF HERMANN, MISSOURI, AS FOLLOWS:

SECTION ONE: There shall be new sections added to Chapter 205 of the Hermann Municipal Code regarding the regulation of cats as follows:

SECTION 205.___: VACCINATION OF CATS REQUIRED

Every person who owns any cat shall have such cat vaccinated against rabies and registered as provided below. Cats must be vaccinated at once every three (3) years provided that a three (3) year type vaccine is administered; if a vaccine effective for less than three (3) years is administered, then the cat must be vaccinated upon the expiration of the vaccine.

The cost of all rabies vaccinations shall be paid by the cat owner.

SECTION 205.___: ANNUAL REGISTRATION AND LICENSE FEE REQUIREMENTS FOR CATS

An annual license fee of One Dollar ($1.00) per cat is hereby imposed upon every owner of a cat. The annual license fee shall be paid to and collected by the City Collector on or before the first day of February each year for the succeeding twelve (12) month period ending on January 31st of the next year. The full license fee shall also be paid and collected for any part of the year.

Applicants for cat licenses shall present a certificate of vaccination executed by a veterinarian verifying that the cat has been immunized against rabies for the entire (12) month period for which the license is sought.

It shall not be required for a vaccinated and licensed cat to wear any license or registration tag.

SECTION 205.___: IMPOUNDMENT OF CATS SUSPECTED OF HAVING RABIES

A. Any cat or other animal suspected of being afflicted with rabies, or any cat which has not been vaccinated which has bitten any person and caused an abrasion of the skin of such person, shall be seized and impounded under the supervision of a licensed veterinarian. If upon the examination by a veterinarian, the cat has no signs of rabies at the end of impoundment, it may be released to the owner after vaccination and upon payment by the owner of the veterinarian's impound and vaccination fees. In the case of a stray cat, it shall be disposed in accordance with applicable laws.

B. Any cat which has been vaccinated and which has bitten any person shall be confined by the owner or other responsible person until the cat is examined by a licensed veterinarian. If no signs of rabies are observed by the veterinarian the cat may be released from confinement.

SECTION 205.___: HANDLING OF CATS BITTEN BY RABID ANIMALS

In the case known to have been bitten by a rabid animal, the following rules shall apply:

1. Unvaccinated cats. In the case of cats have not been vaccinated which have been bitten by a known rabid animal, the bitten or exposed cat shall be immediately destroyed.
2. Vaccinated cat. If the bitten or exposed cat has been vaccinated the cat shall be handled as follows:
a. Immediately re-vaccinated and confined for a period of thirty (30) days following revaccination, at the cat owner's expense.
b. The cat shall be destroyed if the owner does not comply with item (a) of this Subsection.

SECTION 205.___: IMPOUNDMENT OF OWNED CATS

A. An authorized City representative may make and enter into a contract on behalf of the City for the confinement, impounding, care and disposal of cats upon such terms as are set forth in this ordinance.
B. Any cat found off the owner's premises whereby a complaint has been filed with the City of Hermann may be impounded. All property registered impounded cats shall be given proper care and maintenance. Each impounded cat shall be kept and maintained at the pound for a minimum of ten (10) days unless reclaimed earlier by the owner.
C. Notice of impoundment of animals, including any significant marks of identification, shall be posted with the City Clerk as public notification of impoundment. Any unvaccinated cat may be reclaimed by its owner during the period of impoundment by payment of prescribed pound fees and complying with rabies vaccination requirement. Any vaccinated cat impounded because of lack of a rabies vaccination tag may be reclaimed by its owner by furnishing proof of rabies vaccination and payment of all impoundment fees prior to release.
D. At the expiration of impoundment a cat may be claimed by payment of established pound fees and by compliance with the rabies vaccination requirement of the Article within seventy-two (72) hours of release. If the cat is unclaimed at the end of ten (10) days, the City may dispose of the cat in accordance with applicable laws or rules and regulations.
E. Any cat owner shall be notified, if possible, before may be destroyed.

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Job Offers Greatly Appreciated!

Published by Jimmy Oldsun, NDRIRSRWRAFTC & Editor

Ever since I got promoted to Editor here at Hermann Hearsay, I've been getting unsolicited job offers.  While I appreciate the offers to write columns and editorial comments for other fine local news operations, I have to remain loyal to Clark Kant who hired me right out of school when nobody else would even take a look at my job application and resume.  Our owner, Truman T. Tiger, has been very good to me (even though he doesn't pay me much).  He says the big payoff will come in the future when we get our network of websites built into a huge international success!

So, I just wanted to say thanks to all who have offered me work in their local media organizations.  I especially want to thank Glenn Warnebold who recently offered me a job writing editorial comments for HermannNews.com .......... but at NO PAY, ZERO, ZILCH, NADA!  Glenn and I didn't get around to discussing whether the office coffee would be free or whether I would have to pay for it.  Dang, Glenn!  You could've at least offered to throw in a few bottles of your wine!  Ha ha ha!

I suppose I shouldn't be so sarcastic.  Instead I should appreciate the consideration I've been given.  Afterall, I'm just a rookie journalist working at a rag-tag, start-up daily online news website, and I've only been out of J-School for one year now.  I'm hoping that, if I keep my nose to the grindstone, I'll be just as good as Clark someday.  And maybe someday in the future, I'll be calling up the young journalists at other local news outlets offering them jobs here at Hermann Hearsay!  When I do, I will offer jobs WITH PAY ...... and FREE COFFEE!

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Monday, May 3, 2010

Jimmy's Night Desk Report - Interesting Stuff In Hermann

Published by Jimmy Oldsun, NDRIRSRWRAFTC & Editor

I hate writing up these stupid night desk reports.  You'd think now that I've been promoted to Editor, I'd assign this duty over to someone else.

Well, the reason I've decided to keep manning the night desk is because there's a lot of interesting stuff that goes on at night here in Hermann.

Just take tonight for instance:
  1. Quincy McGoo fell again as he was departing The Barrel Bar.  Is it Mr. McGoo's poor eyesight or might it have had something to do with the eight bottles of Stag beer he guzzled down tonight?
  2. Gertrude Schenkelberg caught up with her good-fer-nothin' husband at the Sharp Corner Tavern.  There was quite a disturbance, but the cops were not called to the scene.
  3. Jethro Bodine pulled into the BP Station on Market Street to gas up his Jeep just after dark.  Jethro had been out on river most of the day and had a whole cooler full of fish to show off.  He had one really nice catfish that must have weighed ten (10) pounds if the doggone thing weighed one (1) pound! 
  4. Thurston Howell III was drinking coffee and reading the Monday edition of the Wall Street Journal at Time For Pie.
  5. The Eagle Hall was going strong as usual.  Since there was no parking spot to be found on the west side of Market Street, I didn't even bother to stop.
  6. The new trolley car is parked on the vacant corner lot at First and Schiller Streets.  She sure is a neat looking trolley car.  I can't wait to hop a ride on her!
  7. The new paving bricks are looking really good down at the German School Museum on the corner of Fourth and Schiller Streets.  Joy Kallmeyer and his Board of Directors have to be mighty pleased with the improvements being made this spring.
The other online news sites just don't cover this kind of local color.  That's why I keep right on bringing it to you here at Hermann Hearsay.  I've had a lot of readers thank me for these Night Desk Reports.  They say that my Night Desk Reports are what sets Hermann Hearsay apart from all the other local news outlets in Hermann.  That makes me feel good and keeps me pumped up!

Photo: Hermann Bridge At Sunset

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Editorial Comment -Will Hermann's Cats Eventually Drive The Dogs Out Of Town?

Published by Jimmy Oldsun, NDRIRSRWRAFTC & Editor

An editorial piece "straight from the horse's mouth".,,,,,,

Confession:  I'm a dog person.  It's not that I hate cats, I just like dogs better.  (By the way, I like horses too!) 

Photo:  My dog "Ol' Blue".  He's been with me through thick and thin for nine years now.

In a recent editorial written by the self-admitted cat-loving publisher of a competing online news service, lavish praise was heaped upon Hermann cat lovers and members of the Hermann City Council who have spent untold hours addressing Hermann's "feral cat" problem.  I have read and re-read this particular editorial.  I have thought about the Hermann "cat problem", but I come to much different conclusions than those stated by my journalist colleague.  Maybe it's not so much that I have come to different conclusions than my journalist colleague.  Maybe it's just that I wonder about a few things which seem to be of little or no concern to my colleague.

Let me elaborate:
  1.  I wonder if our mayor, one of our aldermen, and the Hermann cat lovers led by Nancy Johnston have spent too much time on a "problem" which has been blown completely out of proportion relative to other more pressing needs of the city.
  2. I wonder if all of the excitement and hubbub of the past several months has diverted attention and energy which could have been more appropriately spent on municipal issues of greater import, for example:  (a) the $6.2 million dollar sewer system upgrade project, (b) the poor condition of way too many city streets, (c) the poor condition of our city parks, (d) the poor condition of city sidewalks and (e) the remaining concerns regarding our utility rates.
  3. I wonder if any of the cats from other neighborhoods which are trapped, spayed/neutered, vaccinated, detained and fed for a week or two, etc. will be released into my neighborhood in some sort of misguided cat population re-entry program.  I just can't wait to have a few stray cats doing what stray cats do on my property!
  4. I wonder if I will be assessed a "cat tax" by the City of Hermann to pay for all of this silliness.  Or will the cost of this program simply be buried in the budget for some other existing program?  Who will pay for this new "feral cat" program?  Will the cat lovers ban together to finance this new "feral cat" program?  Or will the costs be "socialized" and payed for by all Hermann residents?
  5. I wonder just where in the hell all of these stray cats hang out.  I'd like to see just one of these little buggars!  I walk three to five miles everyday, and I have yet to see a "feral cat", much less even one or two legal, documented cats anywhere in the city limits of Hermann.
  6. I wonder why we don't have a "feral dog" problem in Hermann.  Are dogs just simply more "adorable and loveable" than cats, so that their owners would never dump them out into the harsh city streets and alleys of Hermann to be trapped, spayed/neutered and despised?
  7. I too, like my journalist colleague, wonder what shall become of Hemann once we gain a national reputation as a "cat friendly" community.  Will we become a national dumping ground for unwanted pussycats from all over America?
  8. I wonder if my dog "Ol' Blue" will be safe in a town that will soon be over-run with stray cats.  Will "Ol' Blue" develop some sort of personality disorder in an environment of constant cat hissing, screeching and caterwalling?
I will be following the "feral cat ordinance" with great interest, and I will be watching to see how long the Hermann "cat lovers" can maintain their intense activism.  If Hermann becomes a "cat" town, "Ol' Blue" and I may be forced to move to the country.

Ah yes!  I am truly a dog person!  My publishing colleague across town says .... "Dogs are fine, but I prefer the independence and indifference of a cat. With the unflagging loyalty of a dog comes a sort of neediness that doesn't appeal to me. But if you are a dog person (and I think around here dog people outnumber cat people), nothing I can say will sway you. And I don't want to sway you." 

Well my cat-loving colleague, you haven't!  Your arguments against dogs are precisely the reasons why I favor dogs ..... their unflagging loyalty and warmth.  If I preferred independence and indifference, I would have stayed with my cold-hearted ex.  But I didn't.  Nope, "Ol' Blue" suits me just fine!  And those cat lovers here and about town had better not go to "re-distributing" those feral cats in my neighborhood!

One of the more reasonable and thoughtful positions on Hermann's "feral cat" problem appeared as a 'Letter To The Editor' (page 5A) in last week's Hermann Advertiser-Courier (4/28/2010 edition).  The letter "Tabby Town?  Put it on the ballot." was submitted by Neil Koch of Hermann, and I suggest that members of the Hermann City Council would do well to read Mr. Koch's letter before proceding with a new "cat ordinance" too hastily.  I am reproducing Mr. Koch's letter as a comment to this posting.  I hope everyone will read it and reflect upon what he is saying.  Evidently Mr. is not a "cat lover".  Perhaps he is a "dog lover" like me.

For a good report on the status of the "cat ordinance" along with the exact language of the proposed "cat ordinance" itself, go to:  http://www.ngnn.com/65041/content/2010/apr/30/feral-cat-ordinance-moves-forward.  Anna Wiegenstein of HermannNews.com does an excellent job of reporting the Hermann "feral cat" story.  Well done, Anna!

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Drum Roll Please!


Published by Jimmy Oldsun, NDRIRSRWRAFTC & Editor

We are happy to announce that Hermann Hearsay reached two significant milestones over the weekend:

1.  On Saturday, May 1st, Hermann Hearsay accepted our 300th FREE subscriber, and we converted two loyal FREE subscribers to our new Premium Subscriber package.

2.  On Sunday, May 2nd, Hermann Hearsay agreed to link to Hermann News and New Haven News Online at http://www.ngnn.com/65041/ .  Hermann News and New Haven News Online are two of the local area's finest and most complete daily online news services.  For comprehensive local news coverage and provocative forum commentary, you will definitely want to visit these two sites.  Glenn Warnebold, the owner of parent company NGNN, has graciously agreed to reciprocate by adding a reciprocal link to http://www.hermannhearsay.blogspot.com/ on his website.  We appreciate Glenn's willingness to reciprocate.  We hope that our reciprocal agreement will benefit both of our companies as well as the readers we serve.  (Note:  Reciprocal Website links are listed at the bottom of every Hermann Hearsay posting.)

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Friday, April 30, 2010

Matt Penning's German Potato Salad Recipe

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Matt Penning agreed to disclose his famous German Potato Salad Recipe to us in exchange for a Premium Subscription including one of our new HH golf cap.  The recipe is available to Premium Subscribers ONLY.

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Thanks To Our 100 Loyal Advertisers!

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Yeah, I know we give you the advertising free!  But we appreciate your willingness to associate yourself with our ragtag, irreverent online daily news site.  Hell, most advertisers want to go with the more established newspapers and online news services!  That's the SAFE thing to do!  Our advertisers are risk-takers!

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Have you seen this pig?

Pubished by Jimmy Oldsun, NDRIRSRWRAFTC & Editor

Have you seen this pig?  His name is "Porky".  "Porky" wondered off Elmer Fudd's farm sometime early this morning.  Elmer doesn't know why.  Elmer says he was feeding "Porky" very well.  Elmer misses "Porky", amd will appreciate his return.  Elmer promises a reward of 5 lbs. of wabbit stew for Porky's return.  Call 1-800-WABBITS.

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Hermann Hearsay Golf Caps Available Soon!

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I'm happy to report that we have found a source for our new Hermann Hearsay golf caps right here in Hermann!  Our local supplier is located on Schiller Street. 

We have not yet submitted our artwork to our supplier , but we expect to do so very soon!  We are considering the use of a cartoon horse image (see image above right) on all of our ultra-premium branded golf apparel, business cards, and marketing pieces.  Please give us your input very quickly if you have a better idea.

You will soon be able to get your very own Hermann Hearsay golf cap along with a Premium Hermann Hearsay annual subscription for only $29.95.  If you are a current FREE subscriber, we will allow you to upgrade your subscriber status anytime during 2010 for only $24.95.  But please let us know as soon as possible so we can properly plan our initial golf cap order.

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Thursday, April 29, 2010

Investigative Report - Improper Use of County Owned Computers Alleged By Local Man

Published by Jimmy Oldsun, NDRIRSRWRAFTC & Editor

Do you think Gasconade County elected officials and employees should be permitted to use county owned computers (or any county asset) for a personal business purpose?  Do you think county officials and employees should be allowed to use their time at work, time for which the taxpayer pays, to conduct personal business with or wthout the aid of county computers or any other county asset?  Do you think the county has written policies regarding the use of county assets such as computers and telephones?

Recently a loyal, long-time HH reader provided us six (6) emails which he has received over the course of the past several months.  These non-business related emails were sent out to a personal distribution list by a certain elected Gasconade County official during regular office work hours.  Our source, who prefers that his identity not be revealed at this time, received the emails when they were
forwarded to him by a person who was on the original distribution list.  He is very upset about this and has taken these same emails to his elected county representative for further investigation into the matter.  Because the investigation is ongoing, we are honoring our source's request that his name and the name of the county official accused of improperly using county computers not be used in this report at this time.  Our source, whom we shall hereafter refer to by his code name "Mongoose", has independently confirmed to us that the author of these personal emails is in fact an elected Gasconade County official.  We have verified that this is in fact the case.

We have on file copies of the emails which we can independently confirm and attest are definitely of a personal nature as alleged by "Mongoose" and not of a county business nature.  The dates and times that the emails were sent out are as follows:

1.  Date: Fri, 19 Feb 2010 16:29:59
     (Subject:  Republican Pachyderm Club, Lincoln Day Flier)
2.  Date: Tue, 2 Mar 2010 11:56:41
     (Subject:  Article "Organizing Kids for Barack Obama")
3.  Date: Tue, 23 Mar 2010 08:44:18
     (Subject:  Article "After America , There is No Place to Go")
4.  Date: Wed, 24 Mar 2010 09:44:32
     (Subject:  Article "Barack Obama Has Awakened a Sleeping Nation")
5.  Date: Tue, 13 Apr 2010 08:25:21
     (Subject:  Food Nutrition Chart)
6.  Date: Tue, 27 Apr 2010 08:18:11
     (Subject:  Article "British Press Report on Obama's G-20 Summit Meeting Trip")

As you can see from the date/time stamps of the emails which were sent out by the county official, all emails were sent during the regular office hours of the Gasconade County offices at the Gasconade County Courthouse.  None were mailed out on "personal time", i.e. on weekends or at times prior to 8:00 a.m. or after 5:00 p.m.

We will keep you updated as the investigation procedes.

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Tuesday, April 27, 2010

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Monday, April 26, 2010

YARD SALE

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YARD SALE

Date:  Saturday, May 1st
Time:  9:00 a.m. - 5:00 p.m.
Location:  Elmer Fudd's farm

Items for sale:

Ten (10) well-used rabbit box traps
Three (3) male beagles - Nipper, Spot and Snoopy
Six (6) boxes of Remington 20 ga. shotgun shells (#6 shot)
Remington Model 870 Wingmaster 20 ga. shotgun
Thirty-six (36) rabbit pelts
Terms of sale:

Cash only
All sales final



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Approaching The 300 Subscriber Mark!

Published by Lois Lame, Subscriber Services, Lifestyles Reporting, Cool Music and LIVE Webcams

We're quickly approaching 300 subscribers ...... 300 FREE subscribers that is!  The count now stands at 291.  We expect to hit 300 on or about Cinco De Mayo!  Jimmy says he's gonna treat me to margaritas and tacos on Cinco De Mayo.  He says I've done a good job building our FREE subscriber base!

In addition to our great progress in adding subscribers, we are setting page view records every week.  But we didn't think you'd be interested in all that minutiae, so we didn't include it in this report.  You might be interested to know that we're still in the BLACK, although there have been a few times when we wondered if we could meet the payroll.  Fortunately, Clark, Jimmy, Frank and I work for peanuts!

Our editor Jimmy Oldsun and I have been working on a plan to create a PAYING subscriber category.  We could use a little extra cash flow!  Since a lot of people think they are getting more IF they pay for it, we're going to use this sales psychology to give them what they want ...... a new PAID subscriber option!

For only $29.95 annually, our PAID subscribers will get the following:
  • All the great feature stories and news articles that our regular FREE subscribers enjoy.  We won't cheat our loyal FREE subscribers by hiding any juicy postings from them.  Nope!  Everybody gets to read everything here at Hermann Hearsay!
  • A once/month call from one of our reporters to fill you in on the juiciest hearsay in the Hermann area.  This call will be LIVE and interactive.  You will get to ask us questions.  This benefit is something that will NOT be available to our FREE subscribers.
  • An exclusive Hermann Hearsay golf cap or golf shirt.  These classy caps and shirts will be highly coveted.  You will want to have one of your very own! And .....
  • A special limited-edition, autographed, frameable color photo of the famous Hermann Hearsay "Horse's Mouth". 
And because we truly appreciate all of our loyal FREE subscribers who have made us what we are today, we will knock $5.00 off the PAID subscriber fee.  For our current base of FREE subscribers who convert to PAID subscriptions anytime during 2010, your fee will be ONLY $24.95 annually.

But why wait?  Call us today!

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Sunday, April 25, 2010

Better Than A LIVE Eagle Nest Webcam

Published by Lois Lame, Subscriber Services, Lifestyles Reporting, Cool Music and LIVE Webcams

This ain't no LIVE Eagle Nest Webcam but it is a heckuva lot more entertaining!



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Willie Nelson - Blue Skies

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It's been a rainy weekend, but I hope you had a good one nevertheless.  I'm looking forward to sunshine and "blue skies".  Here for your listening enjoyment is Willie Nelson singing "Blue Skies" .......



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Saturday, April 24, 2010

Tired of LIVE weather webcams? Well, we are too!

Published by Lois Lame, Advertising, Subscriber Services and Lifestyles Reporting

Fine music beats LIVE weather webcams all to hell!

First of all, if you ain't got enough sense to look out the window or step outside and look around to the north, south, east and west in order to figure out the weather pattern, then you're too damned dumb to be reading 'Hermann Hearsay' anyway.  Go to that other website where they provide "live shots" of Fourth Street, Fifth Street and the Missouri River at Dundee (wherever that is).

Second of all, we ain't about to go wasting our money on stupid webcams!  Hell no!  We need new laptops, new Blackberries and a decent coffeemaker for the office!

What we are gonna do instead is bring you some of the finest music on God's green earth.  We've already brought you some Willie Nelson songs.  Willie's one of our favorites!  And now by special request from Beula Bowelmovement and Oliver T. Shagnasty, for your listening enjoyment here is the incomparable Slim Whitman!



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Mustang Lois - Ride Lois Ride!

Published by Lois Lame, Advertising, Subscriber Services and Lifestyles Reporting

Do any of you Shelby boys wanna give me a ride?  Call me at 573-486-LOIS.



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Friday, April 23, 2010

Rainy Start To Shelbyfest

Published by Lois Lame, Advertising, Subscriber Services and Lifestyle Reporting

The rain began falling at around 5:15 p.m. on Friday evening in Hermann.  It looks like the Shelbyfest and the opening night concert is in jeopardy.  There will likely be a lot of "blue eyes crying in the rain"!  Sing it Willie!




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