Showing posts with label Lost and Found Department. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Lost and Found Department. Show all posts

Friday, April 30, 2010

Have you seen this pig?

Pubished by Jimmy Oldsun, NDRIRSRWRAFTC & Editor

Have you seen this pig?  His name is "Porky".  "Porky" wondered off Elmer Fudd's farm sometime early this morning.  Elmer doesn't know why.  Elmer says he was feeding "Porky" very well.  Elmer misses "Porky", amd will appreciate his return.  Elmer promises a reward of 5 lbs. of wabbit stew for Porky's return.  Call 1-800-WABBITS.

Jimmy Oldsun
NDRIRSRWRAFTC & Editor
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Saturday, November 21, 2009

Lost and Found Department


Posted by Jimmy Oldsun, Staff Reporter

FOUND:  Very intelligent computer literate cat near the intersection of 4th and Schiller Streets.  Please claim by contacting 'Hermann Hearsay' at 1-800-HEARSAY.  Ask to speak to Jimmy Oldsun or Lois Lame.

Jimmy Oldsun
Staff Reporter