Friday, January 8, 2010

"County Budget" - From The Night Desk, 1/8/2010


Published by Jimmy Oldsun, Night Desk Reporter

I spent the evening moving from place to place in Hermann.  Everywhere I went people were buzzing about the 2010 county budgeting process now underway under the direction of Presiding Commissioner Ron Jost.  It seems the primary concerns of the public are fairly consistent:

1.  Why is the budget for the County Sheriff's Department so big?  Why are law-abiding taxpayers paying to house and feed prisoners at the Montgomery County Detention Center?  Let the jailbirds pay for their own food and housing at the detention center!  If they can't do that, put them to work on county projects!

2.  Why are Commissioners Jost and Lairmore proposing to insert $35,000 of taxpayer money into the budget for attorney fees related to continuing the litigation associated with salary over-payment law recently resolved when the Missouri Supreme Court declined to hear the case on appeal?  It's over!  No county money should be allocated for continuing this legal battle.  If parties want to keep suing each other, they should pay the lawyer bills out of their own pockets!

3.  Why is there only $1,000 in the proposed budget for county courthouse maintenance and preservation?  The County Commission has been abjectly negligent for so many years!  It's time to maintain and preserve the historical crown jewel of Gasconade County!  And that will require more than $1,000 for heavensakes!

4.  Do we really, really need a new $104,000 dump truck?  Do we really need it this year when public funds are so tight?  Have the Commissioners investigated the following options:
  • delay purchase of new truck until 2011 or 2012,
  • purchase late model, low mileage used truck rather than new truck,
  • contract hauling services to commercial hauler rather than maintaining fleet of trucks and large road department crew?
Well, there you have it readers!  That's what the folks in Hermann are talking about on this frigid Friday night in January!  The temperature at 9:46 p.m. is 6 degrees Fahrenheit.  Brrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Jimmy Oldsun
Night Desk Reporter
Hermann Hearsay

Elmer Fudd's Wabbit Hunting Club - Third Free Advertisement

Published by Lois Lame, Lifestyles Reporting and Advertising Sales

Hermann Hearsay is proud to announce our partnership with a third advertiser.  Please help us support ....

Elmer Fudd's Wabbit Hunting Club


Hunt wascally wabbits with Elmer!

Located on the outskirts of Swiss, MO.  Call 1-800-WABBITS for reservations and driving directions.

Lois Lame
Lifestyles Reporting and Advertising Sales
Hermann Hearsay

Newman's Snow Shoveling Service - Hermann Hearsay's 2nd Free Advertisement!

Published by Lois Lame, Lifestyle Reporter and Advertisement Department Manager

Hermann Hearsay is proud to announce we landed our second display ad today!  We're on a roll!

Newman's Snow Shoveling Service

Are you snowed in this winter?

Buy a snow shovel OR we'll come out and shovel it for you!
Both new and used snow shovels available!

Contact us at:
www.NewmanSSS.com or call 1-800-SHOVELS

Owned and continuously operated since 1999 by A. E. Newman & Sons of Bland, MO.


Thanks to Alfred and his sons Albert, Alfonso and Andrew for placing their ad (and trust) with Hermann Hearsay!  We pledge to do all that we can to help them have another profitable snow shoveling season!

Lois Lame
Lifestyle Reporter and Advertisement Department Manager
Hermann Hearsay

"Dry Powdery Snow and Paternity Tests" ..... From The Night Desk - 1/8/2010


Published by Jimmy Oldsun, Night Desk Staff Reporter

This is the dryest, lightest snow I've ever seen here in Missouri!  I tried to build a snowman today, and I couldn't.  I couldn't even make a snowball to throw at Clark!

When I drove home this morning after last night's shift, I ran off into a ditch because the snow had drifted onto the road, and I could no longer see any tracks on the road to follow.

Elmer Fudd has complained that this snow is so dry and powdery that he is havin' a "hawd time twackin' wabbits"!  Elmer says he is "wunning out of Wabbit Stew" because (a) sales are up in response to his very successful advertising campaign here on Hermann Hearsay and (b) wascally wabbits are stayin' in their holes duwing this extreme cold weather makin' it almost impossible for Elmer to shoot any of them !

I'm gettin' tired of night shift duty!  By the time I come on duty, everything has already been reported on by The Hermann A-C, HermannNews.com and CountyNewsLIVE.com.  I'm gettin' really ticked at Don Kruse, Glenn Warnebold, Jeff Noedel and Alex Luft for hoggin' all the local news!  Those doggone guys are everywhere!

The only thing I have to report tonight is that I learned that Suzie Q. down at the convenience store is knocked up.  She thinks it was either Billy Bob, Tyrone or Jethro who got her pregnant.  More to come in one of my future Night Desk Reports after Suzie Q. has a few paternity tests run!

Signing off until tomorrow night,

Jimmy Oldsun
Night Desk Staff Reporter
Hermann Hearsay