Published by Dick Schaefer, Award-winning, Unpaid, Part-time Contributing Writer; Amateur Investigative Reporter; and Aspiring Photo-Journalist
Date: 10/18/2010
Post: 919
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"It certainly is a pleasure to be with you tonight! Your program chairman told me that you like to have dinner and then settle back for a "short" program. He emphasized the key word there ..... SHORT! And so I will keep my remarks very brief.
A number of people in Gasconade County believe we need to build a county jail. We currently transport our prisoners to the Crawford County jail.. At the last county commission meeting in Owensville, our Gasconade County Sheriff proposed that we accept the offer made by the R-2 School District and take possession of one of their school buildings no longer needed which just happens to be in Rosebud. The Sheriff is recommending that we use it as a 911 center and as a county jail. The price is certainly right. The school district is offering the building for only $1. I understand folks in Rosebud aren't too keen on the idea right now but that the Sheriff is going to try to sell them on the idea.
Well my friends, I am an OPTIMIST just like you, and so tonight I am proposing that we build jails not only in Rosebud, but also in Owensville, Bland and Canaan. Afterall, if one (1) jail is good, four (4) jails would be four (4) times better!
You see, I am OPTIMISTIC:
- that we will be needing more jails in the future to house all the prisoners from the southern district of the county who cannot find employment,
- that we can save four (4) times as much money as the Sheriff proposes to save by constructing four (4) times as many jails thus avoiding the need to transport our prisoners to the jails of any adjoining counties, and
- that we can find another four (4) old vacant buildings (one each in Rosebud, Owensville, Bland and Canaan) no longer being gainfully used by their current owners and potentially available to the county at dirt cheap prices.
I hope I can count on your support for my very aggressive plan! Let's keep Gasconade County jailbirds in Gasconade County jails! Perhaps someday we can have jails in every town in Gasconade County, making it ultra convenient for all concerned ..... the jailees, the Sheriff's deputies and those who work in the jails! Think of the economic boom this would represent for our county! Why someday we could even begin to house prisoners from other parts of the midwest!
In closing, I'd just like to say that the fried chicken, mashed potatoes and peas were very tasty! Thanks for having me as your speaker!"
