Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Hermann Hearsay Staff Off To Fishing Retreat On The Gasconade River

Published by Jimmy Oldsun, NDRIRSRWRAFTC & Editor

Every now and then I find it beneficial to take the staff off on a "retreat" where we can all relax, rest and do some team-building.  On Wednesday and Thursday of his week, we will be fishing on the Gasconade River.  My motto is "The team that plays together stays together."  We will be back on duty Friday.

In the meantime, just click on one or more of the following links for local Hermann news, sports and political commentary:

(In alphabetical order)

http://www.countynewslive.com/
http://www.hermannadvertisercourier.com/
http://www.ngnn.com/

Our colleagues all do a mighty fine job of reporting the local news.  But none of them know how to kick back and relax.  Those crazy workaholics work 24/7 non-stop.  Not at Hermann Hearsay!  Here at Hermann Hearsay, we are practically pros at rest and relaxation technigues.  That's why our staff never gets burnt out!

If we catch any fish, we'll filet the damned things and put 'em in Clark's freezer.  Then this summer, we'll throw a big fish fry for all of our Premium Subscribers.  So please get your memberships converted to Premium now so you'll qualify for an invitation to our big summer fish fry!

See you again on Friday!

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Laugh Of The Day - Tuesday, 5/18/2010

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"One of these days, Alice. Pow! Right in the kisser!"  ~ Jackie Gleason

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Quote Of The Day - Tuesday, 5/18/2010

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"When one door closes another door opens; but we so often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door, that we do not see the ones which open for us."  ~ Alexander Graham Bell

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Photo Of The Date - Tuesday, 5/18/2010

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Alfred E. Newman
Loyal Hermann Hearsay Premium Subscriber
Owner and Operator of Mid-Missouri Mule Rides
Bland, MO

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