Friday, June 4, 2010

Night Desk Report - Friday Night, 6/4/2010

Published by Jimmy Oldsun, NDRIRSRWRAFTC & Editor

I decided to cover the night life in Hermann tonight.  The Cardinals were leading 8-0 over the Brewers in the top of the 9th with Adam Wainright going for a complete game and shutout, so I felt comfortable heading downtown.  (Update:  Wainright got his first complete game shutout and the Cardinals won 8-0.)

It's a warm, muggy night here in Hermann.  There is absolutely no breeze stirring.  The mosquitos are getting thick, and I do believe I saw a lightning bug or too.  I decided to drive through town and make a quick assessment of the nightlife situation.  When I go into all the bars, I tend to get into a little trouble.  Either I spend all my money buying drinks or I drink too much myself and end up with a headache the next morning.  So I stayed out of the bars.
  • Hermann's street lights were all burning!  Kudos to whoever keeps the lights burning in Hermann!
  • Quincy McGoo stumbled out of The Barrel Bar.  I think he'll make it home. He lives just two blocks away!
  • Elmer Hugz was stumbling down 5th Street.  I suspect he had been at The Eagle Hall.
  • No feral cats were spotted.  Presumably the "Ferals In Peril" non-profit group has solved this problem once and for all.
  • I didn't see any auto accidents, home fires, meth lab explosions or knife fights.  A relatively calm night in Hermann!
  • I saw Henrietta Horschwagel and Elmer Fudd going into The Sharp Corner Tavern.  But don't tell anyone since they're married and not to each other.
Performance Metrics:
Total # FREE Subscribers: 000333
Total # Premium Subscribers: 000024
Total # Ultra Premium Subscribers: 000001
Total # Platinum Lifetime Subscribers: 000002
Subscribers Currently Online: 000071
New Visitors Currently Online: 000040
Alexa U.S. Traffic Ranking: 294,292
Total # Subscriber Telethons, Raffles & Bake Sales: 0

Reciprocal Websites:
http://www.dschaefer.vemma.com/ (Ultra Premium Nutritional Drinks)
http://www.ngnn.com/ (Hermann, New Haven and Owensville NEWS)
http://www.vemmadrinker.blogspot.com/ (Premium Nutritional Drinks)
http://www.watkinsonline.com/richardhschaefer (Watkins Products)

Non-Reciprocal Websites:
http://www.dorasspinningwheel.com/ (Embroidered Caps, Shirts, Etc.)
http://www.timeforpie.com/ (Pie, Rolls, Scones, Coffee, Lattes & More)






Hermann Hearsay Announces Endorsement of Larry Miskel for Presiding Commissioner

Published by Jimmy Oldsun, NDRIRSRWRAFTC & Editor

The editorial board here at Hermann Hearsay met last night and decided to announce our unqualified endorsement of Larry Miskel (currently Mayor of Hermann) for the position of Presiding Commissioner of Gasconade County.  Other local news publishers are withholding their endorsements, but we have decided to come out early in the political campaign with the announcement of our support for Larry Miskel in the August Republican Primary.

Ron Jost, the current Presiding Commissioner of Gasconade County, has failed to gain our trust or confidence.  We are recommending a vote AGAINST Jost and a vote FOR Miskel.

For more information on this story including our rationale for endorsing Miskel, our two Platinum Lifetime Subscribers (Louise "Leggy" Litzenfeldner and Clyde Kadiddlehopper) may click on the following link:

http://hermannhearsaypremiumarticles.blogspot.com/2010/06/hermann-hearsay-premium-articles-friday.html

All the rest of our readers are just screwed!  If the rest of you cheapskates want to know the latest and greatest on the hottest stories of the day, then pony up $199.95 for a Platinum Lifetime Subscription so you can join "Leggy" and Clyde! 

Be in the know!  Impress your friends and relatives with late breaking inside information!  Become a Hermann Hearsay Platinum Lifetime Subscriber today!

Performance Metrics:
Total # FREE Subscribers: 000333
Total # Premium Subscribers: 000024
Total # Ultra Premium Subscribers: 000001
Total # Platinum Lifetime Subscribers: 000002
Subscribers Currently Online: 000071
New Visitors Currently Online: 000040
Alexa U.S. Traffic Ranking: 294,292
Total # Subscriber Telethons, Raffles & Bake Sales: 0

Reciprocal Websites:
http://www.dschaefer.vemma.com/ (Ultra Premium Nutritional Drinks)
http://www.ngnn.com/ (Hermann, New Haven and Owensville NEWS)
http://www.vemmadrinker.blogspot.com/ (Premium Nutritional Drinks)
http://www.watkinsonline.com/richardhschaefer (Watkins Products)

Non-Reciprocal Websites:
http://www.dorasspinningwheel.com/ (Embroidered Caps, Shirts, Etc.)
http://www.timeforpie.com/ (Pie, Rolls, Scones, Coffee, Lattes & More)






Photo Of The Day - Friday, 6/4/2010

Published by Lois Lame, Subscriber Services, Lifestyles Reporting, Cool YouTube Music Videos and Custodian In Training


Louise "Leggy" Litzenfeldner
Hermann Hearsay's 2nd Platinum Lifetime Subscriber
Hermann Hookups' "Most Popular" Female Member


Performance Metrics:
Total # FREE Subscribers: 000333

Total # Premium Subscribers: 000024
Total # Ultra Premium Subscribers: 000001

Total # Platinum Lifetime Subscribers: 000002
Subscribers Currently Online: 000075
New Visitors Currently Online: 000043
Alexa U.S. Traffic Ranking: 294,292
Total # Subscriber Telethons, Raffles & Bake Sales: 0

Reciprocal Websites:
http://www.bergerbaloneywithmayoblogspot.com/ (Berger News)
http://www.dschaefer.vemma.com/ (Ultra Premium Nutritional Drinks)
http://www.heart2heartlyrics.blogspot.com/ (Song Lyrics)
http://www.hermannhookups.blogspot.com/ (Social Networking)
http://www.mid-missouri-mule-rides.blogspot.com/ (Family Fun)
http://www.ngnn.com/ (Hermann, New Haven and Owensville NEWS)
http://www.rivertownrecipes.blogspot.com/ (Food & Drink Recipes)
http://www.vemmadrinker.blogspot.com/ (Premium Nutritional Drinks)
http://www.watkinsonline.com/richardhschaefer (Watkins Products)

Non-Reciprocal Websites:
http://www.dorasspinningwheel.com/ (Embroidered Caps, Shirts, Etc.)
http://www.hermannadvertisercourier.com/ (The Hermann A-C)
http://www.hermannchamberofcommerce.com/ (Hermann C of C)
http://www.timeforpie.com/ (Pie, Rolls, Scones, Coffee, Lattes & More)



Laugh Of The Day - Friday, 6/4/2010

Published by Lois Lame, Subscriber Services, Lifestyles Reporting, Cool YouTube Music Videos and Custodian In Training

"I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either."  ~ Jack Benny


Performance Metrics:
Total # FREE Subscribers: 000333
Total # Premium Subscribers: 000024
Total # Ultra Premium Subscribers: 000001
Total # Platinum Subscribers: 000001
Subscribers Currently Online: 000077
New Visitors Currently Online: 000042
Alexa U.S. Traffic Ranking: 294,292
Total # Subscriber Telethons, Raffles & Bake Sales: 0

Reciprocal Websites:
http://www.dschaefer.vemma.com/ (Ultra Premium Nutritional Drinks)
http://www.ngnn.com/ (Hermann, New Haven and Owensville NEWS)
http://www.vemmadrinker.blogspot.com/ (Premium Nutritional Drinks)

Non-Reciprocal Websites:
http://www.dorasspinningwheel.com/ (Embroidered Caps, Shirts, Etc.)
http://www.timeforpie.com/ (Pie, Rolls, Scones, Coffee, Lattes & More)



Quote Of The Day - Friday, 6/4/2010

Published by Lois Lame, Subscriber Services, Lifestyles Reporting, Cool YouTube Music Videos and Custodian In Training
   

"Then said Jesus to those Jews which believed on him, If ye continue in my word, then are ye my disciples indeed; And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free."  ~ John 8: 31-32

Performance Metrics:
Total # FREE Subscribers: 000333
Total # Premium Subscribers: 000024
Total # Ultra Premium Subscribers: 000001
Total # Platinum Subscribers: 000001
Subscribers Currently Online: 000077
New Visitors Currently Online: 000042
Alexa U.S. Traffic Ranking: 294,292
Total # Subscriber Telethons, Raffles & Bake Sales: 0

Reciprocal Websites:
http://www.dschaefer.vemma.com/ (Ultra Premium Nutritional Drinks)
http://www.ngnn.com/ (Hermann, New Haven and Owensville NEWS)
http://www.vemmadrinker.blogspot.com/ (Premium Nutritional Drinks)
http://www.watkinsonline.com/richardhschaefer (Watkins Products)

Non-Reciprocal Websites:
http://www.dorasspinningwheel.com/ (Embroidered Caps, Shirts, Etc.)
http://www.timeforpie.com/ (Pie, Rolls, Scones, Coffee, Lattes & More)