Saturday, July 31, 2010

Photo Of The Day - Saturday, 7/31/2010

Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor


Ice cold FIJI artesian water sure tastes great on a day like today!

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Laugh Of The Day - Saturday, 7/31/2010

Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

Spanky McFarland of the 'Little Rascals' and the Tobasco sauce ........



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Quote Of The Day - Saturday, 7/31/2010

Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

"Courage is fire, and bullying is smoke."  ~ Benjamin Disraeli





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Weekend Weather Report - 7/31 thru 8/1

Published by Charlie Farquharson, Weekend Weather Reporter

Howdy Hermann Hearsay readers! This is Charlie Farquharson with your Weekend Weather Report!

It's going to be hot and humid this weekend! Now folks, I mean it's gonna be really hot and humid! So hot and humid you ain't gonna be able to really cool off even inside your air-conditioned house!  All that rain we received on Friday will evaporate and create a virtual steam bath in the local area.

Today it's gonna be partly cloudy and humid, and we're expecting a high of 93° F or maybe even higher here in Hermann. My home thermometer is currently showin' 88° F at 10:30 a.m. so I'm thinkin' we're gonna see a high somewhere in the mid-90s.  Winds are NNW at 5 to 10 mph.  I've taken my sweater off, and I'm wearin' Bermuda shorts. I just can't seem to get cool!

Tonight:  Mostly clear. Low near 67° F.  Winds N at 5 to 10 mph.

Sunday:  Mostly sunny.  High 92° F and low 68° F.  Winds ENE at 5 to 10 mph.

Sunday night:  Partly cloudy skies.  Low 68° F.  Winds light and variable.

Next week it's really going to be heating up!  I might have to strip down to my underwear on Tuesday!  Here's your extended forecast:

Monday: Plenty of sun. Highs in the mid 90s and lows in the mid 70s.

Tuesday: Partly cloudy. Highs 98° F to 102° F and lows in the mid 70s.

Wednesday: Plenty of sun. Highs in the mid 90s and lows in the low 70s.

This is Charlie Farquharson sayin' "So long for now!" Have a great mid-summer weekend, and above all, BE SAFE!

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Dealing With A Bully

Published by Dick Schaefer, Unpaid, Part-time Contributing Writer and Amateur Investigative Reporter

Sometimes when you speak the TRUTH and take an unpopular stand, you may find yourself the target of a bully.  Usually you will experience this in the form of verbal bullying.  But the bullying can turn nasty and become physical if you don't handle it correctly.

I found the following article on WikiHow   (http://www.wikihow.com/) and thought I would publish it here as a public service announcement for our readers.  This article is written primarily for the benefit of school age children.  If you happen to have a child or grandchild who is being bullied on the playground or in the classroom, teach them how to deal effectively with the bully who is causing them trouble.

If you are being harassed by an adult bully, you may be able to apply these same principles in dealing your bully.  Afterall, an adult bully is just a playground bully who never really grew up and matured mentally and emotionally.  They have an inferiority complex which makes them seek power and stature by bullying others.

Well, here's the article from WikiHow .....

How to Deal With Verbal Bullying

Many people say that physical bullying is the worst kind.

That can be bad, but there is also verbal bullying. Verbal bullying is bad because it makes you look weak, while making the bully look tough and dominant. Verbal bullying can result in many outcomes, some good, some bad, depending on how you deal with the bully.

Steps
  1. Ignore the bully. It's hard to shrug off the insults, rumors, and remarks, but if you make it look like the name-calling isn't harming you, then the bully loses power and confidence.  If the bully still doesn't stop talk to a teacher or a parent, someone you can trust. 
  2. Know that verbal bullies often have their friends join in the "fun". Make the main bully look weak in front of their friends by ignoring them by pretending that they're not even there.
  3. Tell a teacher, trusted adult, or parent if the bullying is consistent. Make sure you ask to be kept anonymous.
  4. Remain civil, no matter what. Getting aggressive might provoke them to use physical bullying, and you could get in trouble with your parents or school. Moreover, dealing with their insults in a civilized manner could make them seem immature in comparison.
  5. Don't Listen to the rumors the bully says about you. Don't bother trying to tell everyone they're not true. Doing this may make you sound like you're trying to cover up something.
  6. Walk away if the bully is actually insulting you to your face, as this makes them look weak. Do this if the insult really hurts, so you can walk away and deal with it yourself.
  7. Tell someone how you feel; if you don't have a close friend, talk to your school's guidance counselor. If they can't solve the problem, they can at least give you some advice, or help you cope with the pain.
I hope this information has been helpful to you.  If your child or grandchild is being bullied, give them the confidence to deal effectively with their tormentor.  Teach them to stand up to their bully.  Teach them to take power over their bully.  This will be a valuable lesson for your child or grandchild.  They will benefit greatly from your teaching and advice all throughout their lives. 

NOTICE:  For any bully or would be bully who is reading this article, please be aware that we will not tolerate bullying on this site.  You are welcome to offer your comments.  We have no issue with commenters who disagree with our opinions and viewpoints.  In fact, we welcome them just as we welcome supportive comments.  Differences of opinion and viewpoint are healthy.  They make for some really good discussions, and all of us here at Hermann Hearsay enjoy lively debates.  Just don't ever try to bully or intimidate me nor any other Hermann Hearsay reporter nor any of our loyal readers.  This is a "BULLY FREE ZONE".  Bullying will NOT be tolerated on Hermann Hearsay.

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Friday, July 30, 2010

A Sicilian "Message"

Published by Dick Schaefer, Unpaid, Part-time Contributing Writer and Amateur Investigative Reporter

One of my all-time favorite movies is 'The Godfather Series (Parts I, II and III)'.  There are many memorable scenes, but one that has popped into my mind today as the result of a "message" I received today is the scene which follows:

Sonny orders Clemenza to immediately punish stoolie Paulie: "Take care of that sonofabitch right away. Paulie sold out the old man, that stronz. I don't want to see him again. Make that first thing on your list, understand?" Just then, a brown paper-wrapped package is delivered and unwrapped by Tessio - a fish is found within Luca's bulletproof vest. It indicates that Luca Brazi has been executed gangster-style - his body has been thrown in the river. Clemenza tells Sonny what it means:

"It's a Sicilian message. It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes."

Today I received something akin to a Sicilian message.  Really it wasn't nearly as clever nor as ominous and threatening as a Sicilian message.  Perhaps it would be better described as an unimaginative clumsy message from a local redneck bully BIG MAN wannabe who evidently doesn't like some of the things I am publishing here on Hermann Hearsay.  You see, among other things, he has a different perspective than I do on the circus environment which is the Gasconade County Commission.  That's fine.  He has a right to his own opinions and viewpoints.  But I have a right to my opinions and viewpoints as well!

The best way to deal with a cowardly bully is to call them out.  Expose them to the fresh air and sun light of the day!  That's why I'm calling out our newest commenter 'Leona1412'.

'Leona1412', your subtle "message" is not appreciated.  We will track your IP address and GPS coordinates should that become necessary.  And with that information, we will discover your real name.  I doubt that you would want us to publish it or turn it over to the authorities.  So let me "make you an offer you can't refuse" ..... why don't you just slither away into the darkness and spare yourself the personal embarrassment of being identified!



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Photo Of The Day - Friday, 7/30/2010

Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor


'Daffy Duck'
(Photo taken immediately after 7/29 Gasconade County Commission Meeting.)

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Laugh Of The Day - Friday, 7/30/2010

Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

I loved the 'Little Rascals'.  With a few more voice lessons, 'Alfalfa' could have been better than Frank Sinatra!



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Quote Of The Day - Friday, 7/30/2010

Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

"The free press is the mother of all our liberties and of our progress under liberty."  ~ Adlai E. Stevenson


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Larry Miskel and Sharon Meyer Receive Positive Reception In Owensville!

Published by Dick Schaefer, Unpaid, Part-time Contributing Writer and Amateur Investigative Reporter

I had the pleasure of riding along with other supporters on Larry Miskel's wagon in the Gasconade County Fair Parade yesterday evening.  Larry is one of two Republican candidates vieing for the office of Gasconade County Presiding Commissioner in the August 3rd primary election.  Larry is challenging two-term incumbent Ron Jost.

Lots of smiling faces lined the long parade route two to three persons deep on both sides.  I was amazed at how many people came out for this parade on a hot humid evening in Owensville!  I saw lots of young families with their enthusiastic young children.  Larry walked the entire parade route with three other supporters.  They handed out Larry's campaign literature and answered quick questions.  It appeared to me that Larry was very well received and can expect to receive strong support throughout the county.  The parade watchers were very friendly and courteous!

Directly in front of Larry Miskel's wagon was Sharon Meyer and her group of enthusiastic supporters.  Sharon is the Democratic candidate for the office of County Clerk.  She will face two-term incumbent Lesa Lietzow in the November general election.  Sharon and her supporters also walked the parade route handing out their campaign flyers.  They too were well-received by parade watchers!

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Thursday, July 29, 2010

Quincy McGoo falls off barstool at The Barrel Bar!

Published by Jimmy Oldsun, NDRIRSRWRAFTC & Editor

THIS NEWS REPORT FILED IN JUST 2 MINUTES AFTER WE LEARNED ABOUT IT!  WE'RE FAST!  IN FACT, WE'RE FASTER THAN A SPEEDING BULLET ..... JUST LIKE SUPERMAN!


This happened just 2 minutes ago!  Why wait 22 minutes to see the story published by CNL or why wait a week later to see the same story in The Hermann A-C when you can read all about it here on Hermann Hearsay ..... 11 times faster! 

We don't know if it was really Mr. McGoo or not but we think it was.  Kinda looked like him anyway!  Bald head, a bit rotund and those unmistakeable squinty eyes!  If it wasn't Mr. McGoo, our apologies to him and his family.  We were rushing out the rear entrance to file our report so we couldn't confirm.  We don't know if Mr. McGoo broke his nose when he hit it on the bar during his fall ..... but let's just say he did!  Makes for a cool, salacious story!  We understand Mr. McGoo's wife wasn't called, because McGoo was pretty inebriated.  If she learns of his poor unfortunate drunken mishap by reading about it here on Hermann Hearsay before the police can contact her, we apologize!  We're just sooooo darned fast!  More important to be fast than considerate of the next of kin!  Well, we don't know if McGoo ultimately expired enroute to the hospital.  You see, in 2 minutes, we didn't have time to check into that aspect of the story! 

The important thing is that we're FAST!  AND WE'RE ALSO FULL OF ERRORS, LIES, HALF-TRUTHS, DISTORTIONS AND INNUENDOES!  You pretty much can't trust a word that we've published, but the important thing is that we're FAST!

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BREAKING NEWS - Presiding Commissioner Jost Angrily Lashes Out At Attendee Of Today's County Commission Meeting

Published by Dick Schaefer, Unpaid, Part-time Contributing Writer and Amateur Investigative Reporter


"Oh what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive."  ~ Sir Walter Scott

NOTE:  THIS IS A PRELIMINARY REPORT.  MORE TO COME AFTER WE REVIEW AVAILABLE AUDIO AND VIDEO RECORDINGS.

Two eyewitness sources called this morning to inform Hermann Hearsay that Presiding Commissioner Ron Jost angrily lashed out at Hermann Alderman John Penning, one of the attendees at this morning's Gasconade County Commission Meeting at the Courthouse.  Jost is reported to have jumped up from behind his desk as he then came out into the public seating area where the elderly John Penning was seated.  Jost towered over the seated Penning in an angry, threatening way.  At that point, Jost demanded that John Penning leave the meeting or he (Jost) would ask that the Sheriff have him removed.  Jost then declared the public portion of the meeting closed and cleared the meeting room of all attendees which included other citizens and members of the press.  At that point, the Commission went into a planned closed session meeting to receive a preliminary report from the state auditors.

(Photo insert above right courtesy of Anna Wiegenstein at HermannNEWS.com.)

Hermann Hearsay will be purchasing a copy of the video tape recorded by Charlie Brown today so that we can review the angry exchange between Ron Jost and John Penning.  We will also be reviewing an audio recording of the meeting made available to us by one of the meeting attendees.  We will report more details to you later this evening or tomorrow just as soon as we can sort through "who said what".

Note:  Jeff Noedel of CountyNewsLIVE.com posted an article on his "news" website just 22 minutes after the Commission Meeting abruptly ended.  In his article, Noedel "spins" the story to his own personal suiting.  Noedel published his "preliminary teaser report" in such a way as to make it appear that both John Penning and Matt Penning were the villains in this morning's meeting.  Noedel has thus far not reported very much about what led to this incident which was something that occurred at last Thursday's Road Department meeting.  We will be monitoring CNL's "reporting" on this story.  The question is ... Will it be another one of those secret hidden postings available to paid subscribers only?  Or will Noedel publish his report for all the world to see?

Anyone in Hermann who has cable TV should make plans to watch or record the video tape broadcast of this morning's County Commission Meeting which will be aired tomorrow (Friday) on the City of Hermann's public channel.  This morning's County Commission meeting was apparently very exciting, but it was also extremely disfunctional ..... just as so many of them have previously been !

Once again, we have further undeniable, graphic, video-recorded proof that Ron Jost is neither intellectually nor tempermentally fit to lead this county.  And with the latest reporting by Jeff Noedel, we see that no matter what the substance of the wrong-doing or unprofessional conduct by Jerry Lairmore or Ron Jost, the reporting by CNL is always spun so that the blame is cast upon someone else.  This morning, it just happened to be the elderly father of Matt Penning who got "thrown under the bus" so Lairmore and Jost could be protected.

During this morning's meeting, John Penning, a Hermann Alderman, confronted Jerry Lairmore about calling his son a "lieing son-of-a-bitch" at last Thursday's Road Department meeting in the presence of Presiding Commissioner Jost (who did absolutely nothing to stop it) and three county employees.  Amazingly, Noedel has found a way to make the story about John Penning telling Jost to "shut up" and Matt Penning's efforts to bring the county' tire purchasing problems to light rather than to make the story about the gross unprofessionalism of Jerry Lairmore and the failure by Ron Jost to maintain decorum at the County's Road Department Meetings.

Ain't it interesting that Presiding Commissioner Ron Jost managed to find the intestinal fortitude to confront citizen John Penning for "being out of line" during this morning's meeting but could not find that same intestinal fortitude to confront Southern District Associate Commissioner Jerry Lairmore exactly one week ago for "being out of line" for badgering, brow-beating and calling his colleague a "lieing son-of-a-bitch"?  Double standard, Mr. Jost?

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Photo Of The Day - Thursday, 7/29/2010

Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

A. E. Newman, owner and operator of 'Mid-Missouri Mule Rides' near Bland, MO, snapped a photo of one of the female horseflies abundant on his mule farm.  See photo below.  We asked Newman if these large flies should more properly be called muleflies, but he insisted that they be called horseflies so as not to bring disrepute upon his mules.


Horsefly - Any member of the dipteran genus Tabanus or, more generally, of the family Tabanidae. These stout flies range from as small as a housefly to as large as a bumblebee. Sometimes called greenheaded monsters, horseflies have metallic or iridescent eyes. Adults are fast, strong fliers usually found around streams, marshes, and wooded areas. They may carry animal diseases, including anthrax, tularemia, and trypanosomiasis. The bites of the bloodsucking females can be painful, and a swarm may suck more than 3 oz (about 90 ml) of blood a day from an animal. Males feed on nectar, honeydew, and plant sap. Horseflies of the genus Chrysops, usually called deerflies, are smaller and have dark markings on the wings.

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Editorial Comment: Best Alexa Traffic Rankings Ever!

Published by Jimmy Oldsun, NDRIRSRWRAFTC & Editor

Thanks to YOU, our loyal friends and readers, Hermann Hearsay traffic rankings just keep improving everyday!

This morning when I checked our Alexa.com traffic rankings, I realized that we had achieved our BEST-EVER rankings!

As of Thursday, 7/29/2010, Alexa.com reports the following traffic rankings for Hermann Hearsay:
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We're moving up the website rankings, and we sincerely appeciate your support and patronage!  We're still just #2 in the local media market area.  But we'll keep working hard to attract more readers and more traffic.  You can help us by telling us how we can improve our content as well as the quality of our presentation.  Once again, THANKS!

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