Friday, June 18, 2010

Editorial Comment: Elect Larry Miskel Presiding Commissioner of Gasconade County

Published by Jimmy Oldsun, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

Hermann Hearsay proudly endorsed Larry Miskel for Presiding Commissioner of Gasconade County several weeks ago.  Your vote is crucially important on August 3, so be sure to get out and cast it for Larry Miskel!

Some of Larry's qualifications and experiences include:
  • Decorated Veteran with 22 years military service
  • Degree in Businss Administration
  • Small business owner
  • Mayor of Hermann
  • Proven leadership ability
  • Proven fiscal conservative
  • 30+ years experience in management and asset control
  • Active member of Hermann Lions Club
  • Active member of Hermann Eagles
ELECT LARRY MISKEL
PRESIDING COMMISSIONER
Vote
Tuesday, August 3

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Photo Of The Day - Friday, 6/18/2010

Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor


Hermann Hearsay's Most Recent FREE Subscriber, 'Sammy'
Sammy doesn't comment often, but we apprciate him nevertheless!
He reads HH every single day!

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Laugh Of The Day - Friday, 6/18/2010

Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

Ed Norton to Ralph Cramden in the 'Honeymooners' .....

"Look, just don't get upset. You're gettin' all upset now. Let's calm down and look nice when we get down there. There's no sense in getting upset. Now listen, the boys in the sewer, there, when we get upset we got a little motto... a little saying that gives us comfort in time of need. Maybe I can pass it on to you. May I favor you with this little ode? "When the tides of life turn against you, and the current upsets your boat. Don't waste those tears on what might have been, just lay on your back and float."  ~ Ed Norton (played by Art Carney)

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Quote Of The Day - Friday, 6/18/2010

Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

"The most rewarding things you do in life are often the ones that look like they cannot be done."  ~ Arnold Palmer


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Charlie Farquharson's Weekend Weather Report, June 18 - 20

Published by Charlie Farquharson, Weekend Weather Reporter

Good mornin', Hermann Hearsay subscribers!

I'm as happy as a chicken scratchin' up earthworms to be doin' my third Hermann Hearsay weekend weather report for you folks!

I "hearsay" that the weather this weekend is gonna be unseasonably hot and humid. A real scorcher! Hot as a tin roof on top of a chicken coop in the middle of July!  Mid 90s kind of hot!  Don't think I'll be needin' my sweater this weekend!

You're gonna be seein' a lot of sunshine this Friday, Saturday and Sunday!  So wear sunscreen and sunglasses if you're gonna be outside. Wear light weight and light color cotton clothing too!  Stay away from the alcohol and coffee as much as possible as they tend to dehydrate you ..... and you sure don't need that in this infernal heat!

Today, it's gonna be hotter than a pepper sprout with a high temperature of 96° F (102° F "feel like" temperature) droppin' to a low of 72° F tonight.  Now, we have a strong probability of a thunderstorm in the late afternoon, but I can't be sure of the % probability right here in Hermann. My weather instrumentation has been givin' me fits recently. I'm guessin' that the chance of precipitation will be about 10 to 20%.

On Saturday, it's gonna be just as hot with a high temperature of 94° F (104° F "feel like" temperature) droppin' to a low of 75° F during the night.  Again, there will be a strong probability of a thunderstorm in the afternoon.

On Sunday, Fathers' Day, the temperatures will inch up further. Our high temperature will be 97° F (106° F "feel like" temperature) droppin' to a low of 72° F during the night.  It will be mostly sunny with a chance of a thunderstorm in the afternoon!

Folks, now don't you forget to water your dogs, cats, chickens and livestock and provide them a shady place under a big tree this weekend!  Even feral cats should be given water.  Don't leave a dog, a baby or a small child in a closed-up automobile either.

Well, that's about it folks!

For KORN and Hermann Hearsay, this is Charlie Farquharson signin' off and wishin' you a wonderful weekend!

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Definition of Terms: Fogging, Spinning and Obfuscating

Published by Dick Schaefer, Part-time Contributing Writer and Special Investigative Reporter

In my 6/17 article about this week's County Commission Meeting, I used the terms "fogging", "spinning" and "obfuscating" to describe practices or tricks often used in the Commission Meetings by Gasconade County Presiding Commissioner Ron Jost and Southern District Associate Commissioner Jerry Lairmore.  These practices or tricks need to be understood by the citizens of Gasconade County.  Jost and Lairmore need to cease and desist from employing these political tricks.  There is no place in honest county government for these cheap, cowardly, time-wasting political practices.  Hermann Hearsay is pledged to calling out politicians every time these practices are used.

fog 1 (fôg, fg)
n.
1. Condensed water vapor in cloudlike masses lying close to the ground and limiting visibility.
2.
a. An obscuring haze, as of atmospheric dust or smoke.
b. A mist or film clouding a surface, as of a window, lens, or mirror.
3. A cloud of vaporized liquid, especially a chemical spray used in fighting fires.
4.
a. A state of mental vagueness or bewilderment.
b. Something that obscures or conceals; a haze: shrouded their actions in a fog of disinformation.
5. A blur on a developed photographic image.

v. fogged, fog·ging, fogs
v.tr.
1. To cover or envelop with or as if with fog.
2. To cause to be obscured; cloud.
3. To make vague, hazy, or confused: a memory that had been fogged by time.
4. To obscure or dim (a photographic image).

v.intr.
1. To be covered with or as if with fog.
2. To be blurred, clouded, or obscured: My glasses fogged in the warm air.
3. To be dimmed or obscured. Used of a photographic image.

spin (spn)
v. spun (spn), spin·ning, spins
v.tr.
1.
a. To draw out and twist (fibers) into thread.
b. To form (thread or yarn) in this manner.
2. To form (a web or cocoon, for example) by extruding viscous filaments.
3. To make or produce by or as if by drawing out and twisting.
4.
a. To relate or create: spun tales for the children.
b. To prolong or extend: spin out a visit with an old friend.
5. To cause to rotate swiftly; twirl.
6. To shape or manufacture by a twirling or rotating process.
7. To provide an interpretation of (a statement or event, for example), especially in a way meant to sway public opinion: "a messenger who spins bogus research into a vile theology of hatred" (William A. Henry III).
8. Slang To play (a phonograph record or records), especially as a disc jockey.

v.intr.
1. To make thread or yarn by drawing out and twisting fibers.
2. To extrude viscous filaments, forming a web or cocoon.
3. To rotate rapidly; whirl. See Synonyms at turn.
4. To seem to be whirling, as from dizziness; reel: My head spun after doing a cartwheel.
5. To ride or drive rapidly.
6. To fish with a light rod, lure, and line and a reel with a stationary spool.

n.
1. The act of spinning.
2. A swift whirling motion.
3. A state of mental confusion.
4. Informal A short drive in a vehicle: took a spin in the new car.
5. The flight condition of an aircraft in a nose-down, spiraling, stalled descent.
6.
a. A distinctive point of view, emphasis, or interpretation: "Dryden . . . was adept at putting spin on an apparently neutral recital of facts" (Robert M. Adams).
b. A distinctive character or style: an innovative chef who puts a new spin on traditional fare.
7. Physics
a. The intrinsic angular momentum of a subatomic particle. Also called spin angular momentum.
b. The total angular momentum of an atomic nucleus.
c. A quantum number expressing spin angular momentum.

ob·fus·cate (bf-skt, b-fskt)
tr.v. ob·fus·cat·ed, ob·fus·cat·ing, ob·fus·cates
1. To make so confused or opaque as to be difficult to perceive or understand: "A great effort was made . . . to obscure or obfuscate the truth" (Robert Conquest).
2. To render indistinct or dim; darken: The fog obfuscated the shore.
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[Latin obfuscre, obfusct-, to darken : ob-, over; see ob- + fuscre, to darken (from fuscus, dark).]
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obfus·cation n.
ob·fusca·tory (b-fsk-tôr, -tr, b-) adj.