Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Classified Ads

Published by Lois Lame, Lifestyles Reporter and Ad Sales

Just a reminder ...... All LOCAL classified ads and display ads are free!  Let us help you sell your unwanted items and advertise your business, the services of which may also be unwanted!

MISCELLANEOUS
  • Illiterate? Write today for free help.  Jake's Literacy Service, P.O. Box 220, Hermann, MO 65041
  • Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once; you'll never go anywhere again.  Andy's Repair Service, Rhineland, MO.
  • Our experienced Mom will care for your child. Fenced yard, meals, and smacks included.  Ima Realfule's Child Care, Hermann, MO.
  • Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children. A. E. Newman, Bland, MO.  573-225-2582 cell.
  • Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel. AJAX Dynamite Company, Big Springs, MO.
  • 3-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.  Bearcat Pre-School, Hermann, MO.
  • Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient beating.  Flossy Funderburk, Hermann, MO.
  • Girl wanted to assist magician in cutting-off-head illusion. Blue Cross/Blue Shield and liberal salary.  Maximilian Von Lopithoff, Columbia, MO.
  • Dinner Special -- Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00.  Al's Diner, Gasconade, MO.
  • For sale: antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.  Elmer J. Fudd, Hermann, MO.
  • Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too.  Joe's Tattoos and Piercings, New Haven, MO.
  • We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.  Millie's Sewing Service, Hermann, MO.
  • Have several very old dresses from grandmother in beautiful condition.  Flossy Funderburk, Hermann, MO.
  • Tired of cleaning yourself. Let me do it.  Beula Bowelmovement, Hermann, MO.
  • Vacation Special: have your home exterminated. Get rid of aunts. Zap does the job in 24 hours.  AAA Pest Control, McKittrick, MO.
  • Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically burns toast.  Dick Schaefer, 573-225-2582.