Tuesday, August 31, 2010

The Republican Primary Election Challenge Alleging "Voting Irregularities" In Hindsight

Published by Dick Schaefer, Award-winning, Unpaid, Part-time Contributing Writer and Amateur Investigative Reporter

Date:  8/31/2010

I continue to be bothered by the strategy chosen by Larry Miskel and his attorney P. Dennis Barks when they challenged the 16 vote margin in the recent Republican primary election for Gasconade County Presiding Commissioner.  When I read and reread RSMO 115.601 (copied and pasted hereinbelow), I conclude that the election challenge should have been based upon the "less than one percent difference in vote" (actually a 0.57% of the total votes cast - 2788) rather than upon alleged voting irregularities in certain precincts.  It seems to me there would have been much less "burden of proof" had the point of law regarding vote difference of less than one percent been pursued in the election contest rather than the allegation that "voting irregularities" had occurred in certain precincts.

You read the statute and tell me what you think it says.  If there are any attorneys out there, you are most welcome to comment.  What am I missing here?

115.601. Recount authorized when less than one percent difference in vote—recount, defined.—

  1. Any contestant in a primary or other election contest who was defeated by less than one percent of the votes cast for the office and any contestant who received the second highest number of votes cast for that office if two or more are to be elected and who was defeated by less than one percent of the votes cast, or any person whose position on a question was defeated by less than one percent of the votes cast on the question, shall have the right to a recount of the votes cast for the office or on the question.
  2. In cases where the candidate filed or the ballot question was originally filed with an electio authority as defined in section 115.015, such recount shall be requested in accordance with the provisions of section 115.531 or 115.577 and conducted under the direction of the court or the commissioner representing the court trying the contest according to the provisions of this subchapter.
  3. In cases where the candidate filed or the ballot question was originally filed with the secretary of state, the defeated candidate or the person whose position on a question was defeated by less than one percent of the votes cast on the question shall be allowed a recount pursuant to this section by filing with the secretary of state a request for a recount stating that the person or the person’s position on a question was defeated by less than one percent of the votes cast. Such request shall be filed not later than seven days after certification of the election. The secretary of state shall notify all concerned parties of the filing of the request for a recount. The secretary of state shall authorize the election authorities to conduct a recount pursuant to this section if the requesting party or his position on a question was defeated by less than one percent of the votes cast. The secretary of state shall conduct and certify the results of the recount as the official results in the election within twenty days of receipt of the aforementioned notice of recount.
  4. Whenever a recount is requested pursuant to subsection 3 of this section, the secretary of state shall determine the number of persons necessary to assist with the recount and shall appoint such persons equally from lists submitted by the contestant and the opponent who received more votes or a person whose position on a question received more votes than the contestant’s position on that question. Each person appointed pursuant to this section shall be a disinterested person and a registered voter of the area in which the contested election was held. Each person so appointed shall take the oath prescribed for and receive the same pay as an election judge in the jurisdiction where the person is registered. After being sworn not to disclose any facts uncovered by the recount, except those which are contained in the report, the contestant and the opponent who received more votes or a person whose position on a question received more votes than the contestant’s position on that question shall be permitted to be present in person or represented by an attorney at the recount and to observe the recount. Each recount shall be completed under the supervision of the secretary of state with the assistance of the election authorities involved, and the persons appointed to assist with the recount shall perform such duties as the secretary of state directs. Upon completion of any duties prescribed by the secretary of state the persons appointed to assist with the recount shall make a written and signed report of their findings. The findings of the persons appointed to assist with the recount shall be prima facie evidence of the facts stated therein, but any person present at the examination of the votes may be a witness to contradict the findings. No one other than the secretary of state, the election authorities involved, the contestant and the other witnesses described in this subsection, their attorneys, and those specifically appointed by the secretary of state to assist with the recount shall be present during any recount conducted pursuant to this section.
  5. For purposes of this section, “recount” means one additional counting of all votes counted for the office or on the question with respect to which the recount is requested.
(L. 1977 H.B. 101 § 13.450, A.L. 1985 H.B. 620, A.L. 1993 S.B. 31, A.L. 1995 H.B. 484, et al., A.L. 1997 S.B. 132)

Hermann Hearsay Performance Metrics - Tuesday, 8/31/2010

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Elvis Presley - "Fever" ♫ ♫♫ ♫ ♫♫ ♫ ♫♫

Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

Date:  8/31/2010

It's "Elvis Tuesday"!  So many great Elvis songs!  'Hope you enjoy this one!

Photo Of The Day - Tuesday, 8/31/2010

Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

Date:  8/31/2010

The Tigers are getting hungry!
Mizzou vs. Illini
Saturday, 9/4
Edward Jones Dome

Laugh Of The Day - Tuesday, 8/31/2010

Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

Date:  8/31/2010

"A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it."  ~ Bob Hope

Quote Of The Day - Tuesday, 8/31/2010

Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

Date:  8/30/2010

“You never know God is all you need until God is all you have.”  ~ Rick Warren

Bible Verse Of The Day - Tuesday, 8/31/2010

Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

Date:  8/31/2010

"A man can do nothing better than to eat and drink and find satisfaction in his work. This too, I see, is from the hand of God, for without him, who can eat or find enjoyment?"  ~ Ecclesiastes 2:24-25

Monday, August 30, 2010

What keeps YOU from attending Gasconade County Commission Meetings?

Published by Dick Schaefer, Award-winning, Unpaid, Part-time Contributing Writer and Amateur Investigative Reporter

Date:  8/30/2010

During 2009 and 2010, I have attended a number of meetings of the Gasconade County Commission.  I've seen enough of these meetings to last me a lifetime.  I've come away with a certain impression regarding how our county is being managed.  And the impression I have taken away is not good!

I am always disappointed that more citizens don't take the time to attend these meetings.  I mean how can you know how to vote for county officials if you don't observe their performance first-hand?  Unfortunately these meetings are poorly attended.  And that's not good for Gasconade County!

Have you ever attended a Gasconade County Commission Meeting?  Why haven't you?  Afterall, you employ the County Commissioners and the County Clerk!  They work for you!  Your tax money pays their salaries and benefits?  So why don't you attend their meetings to judge first-hand how they are managing the affairs of the county?
  • Are you concerned that YOU will become the focus of the story in the local media IF you dare to ask a penetrating though legitimate question about the county's affairs? 
  • Are you concerned that YOU will have your photo taken and that you will be portrayed  as some kind of wild-eyed lunatic instead of the concerned taxpayer which you really are?
  • Are you concerned that YOU might be ejected from the meeting if you should dare disagree with the Presiding Commissioner and speak your mind?
  • Are you concerned that YOU might be labeled a "gangsta rapper" by a certain high-and-mighty political pundit and provocateur who happens to write forum articles for one of our local online "news" websites?
  • Are you concerned that YOU might be called a "lieing [expletive]" or a "d*&%head" by the Southern District Associate Commissioner or by his son?
  • Are you concerned that YOU might be chest-bumped and otherwise goaded into a physical confrontation by another meeting attendee?
  • Are you concerned that YOU might be "ambushed" during the commission meeting in a well-orchestrated attempt to embarrass and discredit you?  Trust me, it has happened.  And it is likely to happen again!
  • Are you concerned that YOU might not be able to get a seat at the meeting?  The Commission meets in a very small room in the courthouse, so seating capacity IS very limited.  But, if a large group of citizens shows up for the meeting, the Commissioners can elect to move the meeting to one of the courtroom when court is not in session.
  • Are you just bored out of YOUR mind by the slow-pace and disorganized flow of the meeting?  I have to admit, it's a big waste of time to watch the Presiding Commissioner shuffle papers as though it is the first time he has seen them!  Do you wonder where the real business of the county is conducted?  I have to admit that I wonder about this all the time.  Do you wonder about the trivial matters that are discussed in the meeting?  I do.  Do you wonder why bigger issues (county budget, courthouse preservation and restoration, road improvement priorities, etc.) are not discussed more often in the public meetings?  I do.
IF you are concerned and put off by things such as these, then it just might explain why you stay away from these public meetings.  But let me ask you something ..... Are you going to allow these forces to conspire to intimidate you from getting involved in the county's business?  Are you going to allow your public servants and the people who purport to report the local "news" scare you away from public county meetings held in county owned public facilities?

If you can't attend the meetings because they are held at an inconveniet time, then at least tune-in to Hermann's public cable TV station.  Those who aren't on the Hermann cable system can get copies of the video tapes (for a nominal fee) at the city adminstrative office.  And if you can't do any of these things, then at least read the County Commission Meeting Minutes which are printed each week in both The Hermann Advertiser-Courier and the Gasconade County Republican.

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The Beatles - "I Want To Hold Your Hand" ♫ ♫♫ ♫ ♫♫ ♫ ♫♫

Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

Date:  8/30/2010

It's "Beatles Monday"!  Does anybody out there "want to hold my hand"?

Photo Of The Day - Monday, 8/30/2010

Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

Date:  8/30/2010

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Laugh Of The Day - Monday, 8/30/2010

Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

Date:  8/30/2010

"I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty."  ~ George Burns

Quote Of The Day - Monday, 8/30/2010

Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

Date:  8/30/2010

"Read my lips: no new taxes."  ~ George H. W. Bush

Bible Verse Of The Day - Monday, 8/30

Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

Date:  8/30/2010

"We all, like sheep, have gone astray, each of us has turned to his own way; and the LORD has laid on him the iniquity of us all."  ~  Isaiah 53:6

Sunday, August 29, 2010

Editorial Comment: "Gangsta Hanksta" gets it wrong once again!

Published by Jimmy Oldsun, NDRIRSRWRAFTC & Editor

Date:  8/29/2010

Political pundit and provocateur "Gangsta Hanksta" has it ALL figured out!  Just ask him!  He recently proclaimed the reasons for Ron Jost's narrow victory over Larry Miskel for Republican nominee for the office of Gasconade County Presiding Commissioner.  As is so often the case, "Old Hank" is wrong again.

My take on the results of the August 3rd election differs from Hank's.  I say this:

  • Jost won by 16 votes (maybe).  16 votes out of a total of 2788 votes cast ..... a slight margin of only 0.57%.   Nothing much there to crow about!  And what would a 100% manual recount of all votes cast have yielded?  We will never know.  Yet, "Old Hank" seems to be crowing anyway!
  • Jost won because of the low voter turnout of approximately 30% county-wide.  I don't understand the voter indifference!  If the voters couldn't get excited about the race for Presiding Commissioner, I don't know what they can get excited about!
  • Matt Penning's interview with HermannNEWS.com had little if anything to do with the election results. The Penning video interview by HermannNEWS.com reporter Anna Wiegenstein was posted on August 2nd (one day prior to the election) and remained posted on HermannNEWS.com for ONLY one day.  The last I remember it had only been viewed by just a handful of readers prior to election day.  Today (8/29) the three-part interview remains posted at YouTube.com.  The YouTube view counts are as follows:  Part 1 - 179 views, Part 2 - 129 views, and Part 3 - 99 views.  Nice try "Hanksta", but I seriously doubt whether Penning's video-taped interview factored into the election results one way or the other.  I only regret that the three-part video-taped interview wasn't posted on HermannNEWS.com a couple weeks earlier when it was originally recorded.
  • This was Larry Miskel's first run for a county-wide office.  He ran against a two-term incumbent. IF Miskel runs again, he will win!  IF he and those of us who supported him had campaigned just a little bit harder, he would have won this time!

Willie Nelson - "Funny How Time Slips Away" ♫ ♫♫ ♫ ♫♫ ♫ ♫♫

 Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

Date:  8/29/2010

It's "Willie Nelson Sunday" once again!  Willie recently told Larry King on CNN's Larry King LIVE that one of his personal favorite songs is "Funny How Time Slips Away".  It's one of my personal favorites as well!  I hope you'll enjoy "Funny How Time Slips Away" too ......

Bible Verse Of The Day - Sunday, 8/29/2010

Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

Date:  8/29/2010

"By faith Moses, when he had grown up, refused to be known as the son of Pharaoh’s daughter. He chose to be mistreated along with the people of God rather than to enjoy the pleasures of sin for a short time. He regarded disgrace for the sake of Christ as of greater value than the treasures of Egypt, because he was looking ahead to his reward." ~ Hebrews 11:24-26

Saturday, August 28, 2010

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Hermann Hearsay Performance Metrics - Saturday, 8/28/2010

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Patsy Cline - "She's Got You" ♫ ♫♫ ♫ ♫♫ ♫ ♫♫

Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

Date:  8/28/2010

I always look forward to "Patsy Cline Saturday"!  One of my favorite Patsy Cline songs is "She's Got You".  'Hope you enjoy it as much as I do!

Photo Of The Day - Saturday, 8/28/2010

Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

Date:  8/28/2010

A. E. Newman and mule 'Hee Haw'
at sunset on Newman's Ridge

Laugh Of The Day - Saturday, 8/28/2010

Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

Date:  8/28/2010

"The Doc told me I had a dual personality. Then he lays an 82 dollar bill on me, so I give him 41 bucks and say, 'Get the other 41 bucks from the other guy.'"  ~ Jerry Lewis

Quote Of The Day - Saturday, 8/28/2010

A. E. Newman
Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

Date:  8/28/2010


"Crime does not pay ... as well as politics."  ~ A. E. Newman

Bible Verse Of The Day - Saturday, 8/28

Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

Date:  8/28/2010

Matthew 9:36 – sheep without a shepherd

"When he saw the crowds, he had compassion on them, because they were harassed and helpless, like sheep without a shepherd."  ~ Matthew 9:36

Friday, August 27, 2010

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Hermann Hearsay Performance Metrics - Friday, 8/27/2010

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Watkins Weekend Weather Report - Friday, 8/27 thru Sunday, 8/29

Published by Frank Furter, IT Manager, Weekend Weather Reporter, Custodian and Coffee Brewer

Date:  8/27/2010

Hi folks!  This is Frank Furter.  I've been asked to take over the weekend weather reporting from Charlie Farquharson.  It turns out that Hermann Hearsay can no longer afford Charlie, so I've been asked to give weather forecasting a shot.  Apparently I work a lot cheaper than Charlie ...... and well, they're already payin' me to do some other stuff anyway!

The Watkins Weekend Weather Report is now sponsored by local Watkins Independent Associate Dick Schaefer (#378589).  Dick doesn't actually pay us cash money for sponsoring the weather report.  Instead he supplies us with Watkins cleaning products for the office.  These are the products I use everyday when I clean our office and wash the windows.  You see, I'm also the custodian here at Hermann Hearsay.

Please support Dick by buying his high quality Watkins products made from "all natural ingredients".

Welcome to my very first weekend weather report for the local Hermann area......

Today: Sunny. High near 85F. Winds SE at 5 to 10 mph.
Tonight: Mainly clear. Low 56F. Winds ESE at 5 to 10 mph.
Tomorrow: Mainly sunny. High 88F. Winds SE at 5 to 10 mph.
Tomorrow night: Clear. Low near 65F. Winds SE at 5 to 10 mph.
Sunday: Mix of sun and clouds. Highs in the upper 80s and lows in the mid 60s.

It's gonna be a great weekend, folks!  So go out and enjoy it!



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John Denver - "Rocky Mountain High" ♫ ♫♫ ♫ ♫♫ ♫ ♫♫

Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

Date:  8/27/2010

It's "John Denver Friday"!  The song I've chosen for today is "Rocky Mountain High".  Enjoy!

Photo Of The Day - Friday, 8/27/2010

Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

Date: 8/27/2010

Matt Penning's German Potato Salad
'Sure do wish I had me some!!!

Laugh Of The Day - Friday, 8/27/2010

Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

Date:  8/27/2010

"It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like."  ~ Jackie Mason

Quote Of The Day - Friday, 8/27/2010

Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

Date:  8/27/2010

From Wikipedia ....

The following unverified quotation has been attributed to Alexander Tytler, most notably as part of a longer piece which began circulating on the Internet shortly after the 2000 U.S. Presidential Election:

"A democracy is always temporary in nature; it simply cannot exist as a permanent form of government. A democracy will continue to exist up until the time that voters discover that they can vote themselves generous gifts from the public treasury. From that moment on, the majority always votes for the candidates who promise the most benefits from the public treasury, with the result that every democracy will finally collapse due to loose fiscal policy, which is always followed by a dictatorship. The average age of the world's greatest civilizations from the beginning of history has been about 200 years. During those 200 years, these nations always progressed through the following sequence:
  • From bondage to spiritual faith;
  • From spiritual faith to great courage;
  • From courage to liberty;
  • From liberty to abundance;
  • From abundance to complacency;
  • From complacency to apathy;
  • From apathy to dependence;
  • From dependence back into bondage."
There is no reliable record of Alexander Tytler's having made the statement.  In fact, this passage actually comprises two quotations, which didn't begin to appear together until the 1970s. The first portion first appeared on December 9, 1951, as part of what appears to be an op-ed piece in The Daily Oklahoman under the byline Elmer T. Peterson. The original version was as follows:

Two centuries ago, a somewhat obscure Scotsman named Tytler made this profound observation:  "A democracy cannot exist as a permanent form of government. It can only exist until the majority discovers it can vote itself largess out of the public treasury. After that, the majority always votes for the candidate promising the most benefits with the result the democracy collapses because of the loose fiscal policy ensuing, always to be followed by a dictatorship, then a monarchy."

The list beginning "From bondage to spiritual faith" is commonly known as the "Tytler Cycle" or the "Fatal Sequence". Its first known appearance is in a 1943 speech "Industrial Management in a Republic" by H. W. Prentis, president of the Armstrong Cork Company and former president of the National Association of Manufacturers, and appears to be original to Prentis.

Bible Verse Of The Day - Friday, 8/27/2010

Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

Date:  8/27/2010

John 15:18-19 – You do not belong to the world

"If the world hates you, keep in mind that it hated me first. If you belonged to the world, it would love you as its own. As it is, you do not belong to the world, but I have chosen you out of the world. That is why the world hates you."  ~ John 15:18-19

Thursday, August 26, 2010

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A. E. Newman Celebrates 50th Birthday

A. E. Newman
What, me worry?
Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

Date:  8/26/2010

Hermann Hearsay's very first subscriber is A. E. Newman of Bland, MO.  Mr. Newman is celebrating his 40th birthday today!  I hope our readers will join me in wishing Alfred a very happy birthday!  Though now 40, Alfred doesn't look a day over 16!  Newman says he attributes his youthful looks to healthy living and "not worrying".

It's Gasconade County Commission Thursday! What pray tell will happen today?!

Published by Dick Schaefer, Award-winning, Unpaid, Part-time Contributing Writer and Untrained Amateur Investigative Reporter

Date:  8/26/2010

It's that day of the week once again!  The day that we all look forward to with great anticipation!  It's Gasconade County Commission Thursday!

What will happen this morning in the road department meeting at Drake or the commission meeting at the courthouse?  There's been a lot of speculation down at the coffee shop this morning!
  • Will one of the commissioners be called a "lieing [expletive]", a "dirty [expletive]" or a "maggot-infested [expletive]" this morning?  The boys at the coffee shop are taking bets. 
  • Will a concerned citizen's comments be tape-recorded and played back again on one of our local online "news" websites?  Has Mike Jacquin spent any more of his personal money to have county documents copied?
  • Will Commissioner Lairmore once again tell us all how much he supports the GCCS and wants to work with GCCS President Dale Ridder to get started with the courthouse preservation and restoration project?
  • Will Presiding Commissioner Jost get red-faced and arbitrarily eject another senior citizen from the commission meeting?
  • Will more documents be requested of Clerk Lietzow by Commissioner Penning?
  • Will Commissioners Jost and Lairmore approve payment by the county to their personal attorneys for legal fees incurred during their defense in the now-famous salary overpayment lawsuit?
What political drama!  What suspense! 

I won't be attending the meeting(s) this morning.  It seems that people who attend the meeting frequently become the "story" instead of the official business of the commission being the "story".  Some have their comments recorded and published alone "out-of-context" with no background explanation.  Some have their photos taken during the meeting and are then called "gangsta rappers" the hatchetmen of the local media.  Some are just summarily "ejected" from the meeting by Presiding Commissioner Jost.  Instead of attending the meeting(s), I plan to watch the commission meeting on Hermann TV in the comfort of my home.  That way I can eat popcorn, drink Diet Coke and burp should it become necessary.

Song Of The Day: Eric Clapton - "Cocaine" ♫ ♫♫ ♫ ♫♫ ♫ ♫♫

Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

Date:  8/26/2010

It's "Eric Clapton Thursday"!  A guitar instrumental from one of the best in the business .....

Photos Of The Day - Thursday, 8/26/2010

Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

Date:  8/26/2010


Jake Westbrook
St. Louis Cardinals Right-handed Pitcher
Recently acquired from the Cleveland Indians
Lost 5-2 to Pittsburgh Pirates on Wednesday night, 8/25

Laugh Of The Day - Thursday, 8/26/2010

Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

Date:  8/26/2010

"I knew when my career was over. In 1965 my baseball card came out with no picture."  ~ Bob Uecker

Quote Of The Day - Thursday, 8/26/2010

Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

Date:  8/26/2010

"A real friend asks to spend time with you ..... NOT money."  ~ Unknown (from Chinese fortune cookie)

Bible Verse Of The Day - Thursday, 8/26/2010

Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

Date:  8/26/2010

1 Peter 3:15-16 – Always be prepared to give an answer


"But in your hearts set apart Christ as Lord. Always be prepared to give an answer to everyone who asks you to give the reason for the hope that you have. But do this with gentleness and respect, keeping a clear conscience, so that those who speak maliciously against your good behavior in Christ may be ashamed of their slander."  ~ 1 Peter 3:15-16

Hermann Hearsay Reaches Milestone

Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

Date:  8/26/2010

Yesterday, Wednesday, 8/25/2010, Hermann Hearsay reached a milestone of 600 posts.  Thanks for your support and encouragement during the past year!  We could not have accomplished this milestone without you!

Our format has changed quite a bit during our first year.  You have given us your input, and we have listened.

Today we are making another change in our format by adding a Daily Bible Verse.  Our new format will now be as follows:
  1. Bible Verse of the Day
  2. Quote of the Day
  3. Laugh of the Day
  4. Photo of the Day
  5. Song of the Day
  6. News or Hearsay Report of the Day
  7. Editorial Comment/Opinion of the Day
  8. Gasconade County Historical Article (weekly)
  9. HH Business Update (as appropriate)
  10. HH Performance Metrics
  11. Local Advertising
Sundays will continue to be our "day of rest".  On Sundays we will post only a Bible Verse and a Willie Nelson Song. 

I'm sure we will make further changes to our format in the future as you provide us your continuing input.  Again, thanks for your loyal support!

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

On The National Scene ......

Published by Jimmy Oldsun, NDRIRSRWRAFTC & Editor

Date:  8/25/2010

Ann Coulter speaks out against MSNBC in her WND commentary.  Look for her weekly column at WorldNetDaily.com.

Ann Coulter
Photo courtesy WND
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MSNBC swears to Allah that Obama's not a Muslim

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Posted: August 25, 2010
5:33 pm Eastern
© 2010

MSNBC's Monday programming was dedicated to denouncing Sen. Mitch McConnell's response to a question about whether Obama is a Muslim.

McConnell said: "We all have to rely on the word of (Barack Obama) – something about as reliable as a credit default swap."

No, I'm sorry, that's what The Atlantic's Andrew Sullivan said about whether Trig Palin was really Sarah Palin's child.

McConnell responded by demanding that Obama be fired – or at least have his security clearance suspended.

No, no – wrong again: That was Sen. John Kerry and Sen. Chuck Schumer, respectively, not taking Karl Rove at his word when he said he had not released Valerie Plame's name to the press. (It turned out Rove was telling the truth; it was Richard Armitage, and it wasn't a crime.)

What McConnell actually said in response to the Muslim question was: "The president says he's a Christian. I take him at his word. I don't think that's in dispute."

Over at MSNBC, that's Republican code for: "He's a Muslim!"

Brigitte Gabriel combats politically correct notions about the "religion of peace" in "They Must be Stopped: Why We Must Defeat Radical Islam and How we Can Do It"

North Korean TV's Ed Schultz hysterically babbled: "McConnell gave cover. That's what he did. He gave cover to all those low-information voters out there who still believe this garbage about President Obama being a Muslim. ... The Republican leadership just loves to feed the fire."

Chris Matthews was so impressed with Schultz's nonsensical argument that he spent the entire hour on NKTV's "Hardball" making the same one: McConnell had expressed insufficient fervor when he said he believed Obama was a Christian! (Perhaps if McConnell had added something about a thrill running up his leg ...)

The statement "I take him at his word," Matthews said, was a "pitch-perfect dog whistle to the haters." He continued: "Yes, sure, whatever he says. Right. This is not about belief. It's an accusation that President Obama is not one of us. The right wing's attempt to de-Americanize the president."

What else is there besides Obama's word? If Obama suddenly announced that he was a Muslim – or a Buddhist – what evidence would Matthews cite to prove him wrong?

Meanwhile, liberals absolutely refuse to take Republicans at their word when they identify their own children. Or deny leaking a low-level CIA functionary's name to the press.

Or when they deny they are racists.

Indeed, Matthews' guest, Howard Fineman of Newsweek, accused the entire state of Kentucky of bigotry to explain McConnell's "crafted" words.

Kentucky, Fineman said, is "a state where the nativist appeal outside of Louisville really works big-time." The Republicans, he said, are "going to use whatever fear message they can. It's aimed at Kentucky, for sure."

I believe the Bluegrass State has just been called "nativist" without any evidence at all! Was Kentucky's father a nativist? Was it educated in a nativist madrassa as a child? Did Kentucky just endorse the idea of a nativist cultural center at Ground Zero?

On the following night's "Hardball," Tuesday, Matthews and his guest, the Chicago Tribune's Clarence Page, refused to take Glenn Beck at his word when he said that he picked the day for his Lincoln Memorial rally without realizing it was the 47th anniversary of Martin Luther King's "I Have a Dream" speech. (Everybody knows the 47th anniversary is the big one!)

Accusations of racism apparently do not require the ironclad proof demanded for accusations that someone is a Muslim.

And there's a lot more evidence that Obama's a Muslim than Republicans are racists. Let's compare:

Evidence for the Proposition That Obama's a Muslim: His father was a Muslim; his mother, an atheist, married two Muslims; he attended a Muslim school in Indonesia from age 6 to 10; and, during the campaign, he proudly posted on his webpage his statement that America is "no longer" a Christian nation, a statement he has repeated as president, while announcing on French TV that America is "one of the largest Muslim countries in the world."

Evidence for the Proposition That Republicans Are Racist: (Nothing so far.)

Evidence for the Proposition That Liberals Lie About Republicans Being Racist: Video of a supporter of Rand Paul's opponent pretending to be a racist Paul supporter; Oregon public school teacher Jason Levin caught operating a website asking liberals to show up at tea parties pretending to be right-wing racists; the New York Times' Maureen Dowd claiming she heard Rep. Joe Wilson shout, "You lie, boy!" when he shouted "You lie!" during Obama's speech to a joint session of Congress; and the mainstream media lying about civil-rights hero John Lewis being called the N-word 15 times at an anti-Obamacare protest, with no one ever being able to produce a videotape, despite a $100,000 reward.

If Republicans played by liberal rules, they'd just call Obama a racist, who leaked Valerie Plame's name to the press, is not Sasha's father, and smokes Newports, not Kools.

Hermann Hearsay Performance Metrics

Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

Date:  8/25/2010




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Renovated German School Museum

German School Museum
Hermann, MO
Published by Dick Schaefer, Award-winning, Unpaid, Part-time Contributing Writer and Amateur Investigative Reporter

Date:  8/25/2010

The German School Museum in Hermann is once again OPEN for tours!  I worked the afternoon shift as a volunteer tour guide on Tuesday, and I was very impressed by all the great work which has been accomplished by Historic Hermann, Inc. this past year.  Joy Kallmeyer and the entire Board of Directors are to be commended for their outstanding efforts in renovating this great Hermann treasure!

If you are retired, have some time on your hands and would like to volunteer at the German School Museum, please call Mike Martens at 486-1013.  This is my second year as a volunteer.  I have thoroughly enjoyed the experience!  Work with a great group of volunteers, and meet interesting visitors from all over the world!  Yesterday, we were visited by a couple from Istanbul, Turkey!  It's always fun to meet new people.

If you're interested in seeing the renovations up close, we invite you to attend the celebration event planned for the afternoon of Sunday, September 12.  Refreshments will be served.

Ray Charles - "Hit The Road, Jack!" ♫ ♫♫ ♫ ♫♫ ♫ ♫♫

Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

Date:  8/25/2010

It's "Ray Charles Wednesday"!  So many great Ray Charles songs from which to choose!  Today we've chosen "Hit The Road, Jack!" .....

Photo Of The Day - Wednesday, 8/25/2010

Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

Date:  8/25/2010


A. E. Newman
2010 'Man Of The Year'
Bland, MO

Laugh Of The Day - Wednesday, 8/25/2010

Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

Date:  8/25/2010

"Three Stooges MasterCard Commercial" .....

Quote Of The Day - Wednesday, 8/25/2010

Chinese Fortune Cookie
Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

Date:  8/25/2010

"A smile is nearly always inspired by another smile."  ~ Unknown (from Chinese fortune cookie)

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

A. E. Newman Named Bland's 'Man Of The Year'

A. E. Newman
Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

Date:  8/24/2010

We are pleased to announce that A. E. Newman, one of Hermann Hearsay's very first subscribers, has been named Bland's 'Man Of The Year'.  A recognition and award presentation ceremony is planned for as soon as a big enough venue can be found to accomodate all of Mr. Newman's relatives, friends and business associates ...... which we've estimated to be about 10 people. 

If you are interested in attending this historic event, please contact us for additional details.

Full Disclosure:  It is important to disclose to our readers that Hermann Hearsay intends to endorse A. E. Newman should he decide to run for Gasconade Southern District Associate Commissioner as an Independent in 2012.

Mike Jacquin tries to help out, but offer of assistance is refused!

Published by Dick Schaefer, Award-winning, Unpaid, Part-time Contributing Writer and Amateur Investigative Reporter

Last Thursday at the Gasconade County Commission Meeting in Hermann (not the one in Drake), an "interesting" exchange occurred at the end of the meeting between Southern District Associate Commissioner Jerry Lairmore of Owensville and citizen activist Raymond "Mike" Jacquin of Hermann.  The exchange was recorded and published by CNL's Jeff NoedelHermann Hearsay notes and finds it quite interesting that the 5 minute and 24 second discussion between Lairmore and Jacquin was the only portion of the 8/19 County Commission Meeting which has thus far received any "news" coverage by CNL.

Hermann Hearsay commends Mr. Jacquin for spending $98.10 (after-tax) of his own personal money to assist Commissioner Lairmore with questions he has repeatedly raised regarding tire and tire services expenditures that Northern District Associate Commissioner Matt Penning maintains should be competitively bid, expenditures which have not been bid out for years.  What a great citizen Mike Jacquin is for spending his own money to assist Commissioner Lairmore in the conduct of his official duties, duties which include digging into the details of tire and tire services expenditures so that he can better understand how much money the county has been spending without competitively bidding it!  Thank you, Mike!  Thanks for being a concerned citizen!

I was however disappointed in Commissioner Lairmore for fogging, dodging and deflecting questions and generally avoiding responsibility.  Commissioner Lairmore says he will not accept copies of the tire and tire services invoices for past years.  Apparently Jerry either doesn't have time to review these invoices OR he just doesn't want to be confronted by the inescapable truths which are documented by these invoices.  Which is it, Jerry?

As a side note, I'd like to say that I was disappointed that CNL did not report more substantial and meaningful details about the 8/19 County Commission Meeting.  I suppose that the commissioners did actually conduct some county business in this meeting?  Or is all county business now being conducted out at the Drake maintenance shed where meeting records are not kept?  Guess I'll just have to wait and read the official meeting minutes in The Hermann Advertiser-Courier or get myself a copy of the video tape which Charlie Brown records for airing on the Hermann cable news channel.