Monday, May 3, 2010

Jimmy's Night Desk Report - Interesting Stuff In Hermann

Published by Jimmy Oldsun, NDRIRSRWRAFTC & Editor

I hate writing up these stupid night desk reports.  You'd think now that I've been promoted to Editor, I'd assign this duty over to someone else.

Well, the reason I've decided to keep manning the night desk is because there's a lot of interesting stuff that goes on at night here in Hermann.

Just take tonight for instance:
  1. Quincy McGoo fell again as he was departing The Barrel Bar.  Is it Mr. McGoo's poor eyesight or might it have had something to do with the eight bottles of Stag beer he guzzled down tonight?
  2. Gertrude Schenkelberg caught up with her good-fer-nothin' husband at the Sharp Corner Tavern.  There was quite a disturbance, but the cops were not called to the scene.
  3. Jethro Bodine pulled into the BP Station on Market Street to gas up his Jeep just after dark.  Jethro had been out on river most of the day and had a whole cooler full of fish to show off.  He had one really nice catfish that must have weighed ten (10) pounds if the doggone thing weighed one (1) pound! 
  4. Thurston Howell III was drinking coffee and reading the Monday edition of the Wall Street Journal at Time For Pie.
  5. The Eagle Hall was going strong as usual.  Since there was no parking spot to be found on the west side of Market Street, I didn't even bother to stop.
  6. The new trolley car is parked on the vacant corner lot at First and Schiller Streets.  She sure is a neat looking trolley car.  I can't wait to hop a ride on her!
  7. The new paving bricks are looking really good down at the German School Museum on the corner of Fourth and Schiller Streets.  Joy Kallmeyer and his Board of Directors have to be mighty pleased with the improvements being made this spring.
The other online news sites just don't cover this kind of local color.  That's why I keep right on bringing it to you here at Hermann Hearsay.  I've had a lot of readers thank me for these Night Desk Reports.  They say that my Night Desk Reports are what sets Hermann Hearsay apart from all the other local news outlets in Hermann.  That makes me feel good and keeps me pumped up!

Photo: Hermann Bridge At Sunset

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Editorial Comment -Will Hermann's Cats Eventually Drive The Dogs Out Of Town?

Published by Jimmy Oldsun, NDRIRSRWRAFTC & Editor

An editorial piece "straight from the horse's mouth".,,,,,,

Confession:  I'm a dog person.  It's not that I hate cats, I just like dogs better.  (By the way, I like horses too!) 

Photo:  My dog "Ol' Blue".  He's been with me through thick and thin for nine years now.

In a recent editorial written by the self-admitted cat-loving publisher of a competing online news service, lavish praise was heaped upon Hermann cat lovers and members of the Hermann City Council who have spent untold hours addressing Hermann's "feral cat" problem.  I have read and re-read this particular editorial.  I have thought about the Hermann "cat problem", but I come to much different conclusions than those stated by my journalist colleague.  Maybe it's not so much that I have come to different conclusions than my journalist colleague.  Maybe it's just that I wonder about a few things which seem to be of little or no concern to my colleague.

Let me elaborate:
  1.  I wonder if our mayor, one of our aldermen, and the Hermann cat lovers led by Nancy Johnston have spent too much time on a "problem" which has been blown completely out of proportion relative to other more pressing needs of the city.
  2. I wonder if all of the excitement and hubbub of the past several months has diverted attention and energy which could have been more appropriately spent on municipal issues of greater import, for example:  (a) the $6.2 million dollar sewer system upgrade project, (b) the poor condition of way too many city streets, (c) the poor condition of our city parks, (d) the poor condition of city sidewalks and (e) the remaining concerns regarding our utility rates.
  3. I wonder if any of the cats from other neighborhoods which are trapped, spayed/neutered, vaccinated, detained and fed for a week or two, etc. will be released into my neighborhood in some sort of misguided cat population re-entry program.  I just can't wait to have a few stray cats doing what stray cats do on my property!
  4. I wonder if I will be assessed a "cat tax" by the City of Hermann to pay for all of this silliness.  Or will the cost of this program simply be buried in the budget for some other existing program?  Who will pay for this new "feral cat" program?  Will the cat lovers ban together to finance this new "feral cat" program?  Or will the costs be "socialized" and payed for by all Hermann residents?
  5. I wonder just where in the hell all of these stray cats hang out.  I'd like to see just one of these little buggars!  I walk three to five miles everyday, and I have yet to see a "feral cat", much less even one or two legal, documented cats anywhere in the city limits of Hermann.
  6. I wonder why we don't have a "feral dog" problem in Hermann.  Are dogs just simply more "adorable and loveable" than cats, so that their owners would never dump them out into the harsh city streets and alleys of Hermann to be trapped, spayed/neutered and despised?
  7. I too, like my journalist colleague, wonder what shall become of Hemann once we gain a national reputation as a "cat friendly" community.  Will we become a national dumping ground for unwanted pussycats from all over America?
  8. I wonder if my dog "Ol' Blue" will be safe in a town that will soon be over-run with stray cats.  Will "Ol' Blue" develop some sort of personality disorder in an environment of constant cat hissing, screeching and caterwalling?
I will be following the "feral cat ordinance" with great interest, and I will be watching to see how long the Hermann "cat lovers" can maintain their intense activism.  If Hermann becomes a "cat" town, "Ol' Blue" and I may be forced to move to the country.

Ah yes!  I am truly a dog person!  My publishing colleague across town says .... "Dogs are fine, but I prefer the independence and indifference of a cat. With the unflagging loyalty of a dog comes a sort of neediness that doesn't appeal to me. But if you are a dog person (and I think around here dog people outnumber cat people), nothing I can say will sway you. And I don't want to sway you." 

Well my cat-loving colleague, you haven't!  Your arguments against dogs are precisely the reasons why I favor dogs ..... their unflagging loyalty and warmth.  If I preferred independence and indifference, I would have stayed with my cold-hearted ex.  But I didn't.  Nope, "Ol' Blue" suits me just fine!  And those cat lovers here and about town had better not go to "re-distributing" those feral cats in my neighborhood!

One of the more reasonable and thoughtful positions on Hermann's "feral cat" problem appeared as a 'Letter To The Editor' (page 5A) in last week's Hermann Advertiser-Courier (4/28/2010 edition).  The letter "Tabby Town?  Put it on the ballot." was submitted by Neil Koch of Hermann, and I suggest that members of the Hermann City Council would do well to read Mr. Koch's letter before proceding with a new "cat ordinance" too hastily.  I am reproducing Mr. Koch's letter as a comment to this posting.  I hope everyone will read it and reflect upon what he is saying.  Evidently Mr. is not a "cat lover".  Perhaps he is a "dog lover" like me.

For a good report on the status of the "cat ordinance" along with the exact language of the proposed "cat ordinance" itself, go to:  http://www.ngnn.com/65041/content/2010/apr/30/feral-cat-ordinance-moves-forward.  Anna Wiegenstein of HermannNews.com does an excellent job of reporting the Hermann "feral cat" story.  Well done, Anna!

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Published by Jimmy Oldsun, NDRIRSRWRAFTC & Editor

We are happy to announce that Hermann Hearsay reached two significant milestones over the weekend:

1.  On Saturday, May 1st, Hermann Hearsay accepted our 300th FREE subscriber, and we converted two loyal FREE subscribers to our new Premium Subscriber package.

2.  On Sunday, May 2nd, Hermann Hearsay agreed to link to Hermann News and New Haven News Online at http://www.ngnn.com/65041/ .  Hermann News and New Haven News Online are two of the local area's finest and most complete daily online news services.  For comprehensive local news coverage and provocative forum commentary, you will definitely want to visit these two sites.  Glenn Warnebold, the owner of parent company NGNN, has graciously agreed to reciprocate by adding a reciprocal link to http://www.hermannhearsay.blogspot.com/ on his website.  We appreciate Glenn's willingness to reciprocate.  We hope that our reciprocal agreement will benefit both of our companies as well as the readers we serve.  (Note:  Reciprocal Website links are listed at the bottom of every Hermann Hearsay posting.)

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