I caught up to Quincy McGoo just as he was about to enter The Bank Bar on Schiller Street at 5:30 p.m. this evening.
Lois: Hi, Mr. McGoo! Guess you're headin' inside for a couple cold ones, eh?
Mr. McGoo: Yeah, yeah, yeah. You betcha! Gotta cool down!
Lois: Sure has been a scorcher!
Mr. McGoo: Oh yeah, yeah! Hotter than hell! Think it hit 98° F this afternoon
Lois: Can I buy you a beer, Mr. McGoo?!
Mr. McGoo: Oh yeah, yeah sure! Sure you can, sweetie!
Lois: Let's continue our discussion inside where it's cool!
Mr. McGoo: Sounds great, sweetie!
Lois: Hi Wayne! Give Mr. McGoo his usual, and I'll have a Bud Light!
Mr. McGoo: Oh, oh, OK. Thank ya sweetie!
Lois: Mr. McGoo, I'm Lois Lame from Hermann Hearsay. I'd like to interview you for our 'Man On The Street Interview' feature. In this case, I suppose we'll have to call it our 'Man In The Bar Interview'!
Mr. McGoo: Oh, oh, oh, glad to oblige!
Lois: I'd like to ask you what you do to stay cool in the kind of oppressive heat and humidity we've been having?
Mr. McGoo: Oh, oh, oh, I drink my beer out of a frosty mug, and I don't go home to my apartment which doesn't have A/C until midnight when things have cooled down a bit. That means I get to drink one frosty mug after another from 5 or 6 p.m. until midnight. That's 6 - 7 hours of cold beer drinkin'.
Lois: Wow! That's a lot of drinkin', Mr. McGoo! You must spend $25 every night on beer!
Mr. McGoo: $30 to be exact!
Lois: So you spend about $900 per month on beer? Is that right?
Mr. McGoo: I don't know. I never added it all up, sweetie!
Lois: 30 days per month times $30 per day. That's $900 in a month, Mr. McGoo!
Mr. McGoo: Oh, oh, I suppose you're right, sweetie!
Lois: Mr. McGoo, you could have air-conditioning installed in your apartment for that kind of money!
Mr. McGoo: Oh, oh, I see what you're sayin', sweetie!
Lois: I want you to call my HVAC guy tomorrow and get an estimate for installing air-conditioning in your apartment. Here's one of his business cards. You give him a call!
Mr. McGoo: Oh, oh, thank you sweetie!
Lois: You're very welcome, Mr. McGoo!
Mr. McGoo: Wayne, give us another round ...... and some fresh frosty mugs too!
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