NEW Hermann Hearsay "Subscriber Assistance Directory"

Published by Jimmy Oldsun, NDRIRSRWRAFTC & Editor

Date:  11/19/2010
Post:  1,123

Another local online "news" website (and by the way folks, it ain't our friends over at www.HermannMoNews.blogspot.com or www.HermannAdvertiserCourier.com)
is initiating a NEW subscriber service.  This "leading edge" local media company is offering a "Subscriber Cellphone Directory" to their PAID customers.

Not to be outdone, Hermann Hearsay is launching our own subscriber directory.  Our directory will be more comprehensive than our competitor's.  With your assistance and cooperation, we plan to launch our NEW "Subscriber Assistance Directory" (acronymn 'SAD').

In order to begin compiling our NEW "Subscriber Assistance Directory", we will need our FREE subscribers to provide the following information

1. Name (Last Name, First Name, Middle Initial)
2. Home Address
3. Social Security #
4. Home Telephone #
5. Work Telephone #
6. Cell Phone #
7. Bank Name and Address 
8. Checking Account #
9. Sexual Orientation
10. Preferred Adult Beverage
11. Political Party Affiliation
12. Names of Sex Partners During the Past 6 Months
13. Copy of Last Year's Income Tax Return

When it comes to subscriber services, we here at Hermann Hearsay are #1!  We have best subscriber services in Gasconade County, and NOW we are improving them once again by launching our NEW "Subscriber Assistance Directory"!

"SAD is going to make you HAPPY!"

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Hermann Hearsay Golf Caps Available Soon!

Published by Lois Lame, Subscriber Services, Lifestyles Reporting, Cool Music and LIVE Webcams

I'm happy to report that we have found a source for our new Hermann Hearsay golf caps right here in Hermann!  Our local supplier is located on Schiller Street. 

We have not yet submitted our artwork to our supplier , but we expect to do so very soon!  We are considering the use of a cartoon horse image (see image above right) on all of our ultra-premium branded golf apparel, business cards, and marketing pieces.  Please give us your input very quickly if you have a better idea.

You will soon be able to get your very own Hermann Hearsay golf cap along with a Premium Hermann Hearsay annual subscription for only $29.95.  If you are a current FREE subscriber, we will allow you to upgrade your subscriber status anytime during 2010 for only $24.95.  But please let us know as soon as possible so we can properly plan our initial golf cap order.

Lois Lame
Subscriber Services, Lifestyles Reporting, Cool Music and LIVE Webcams
http://www.hermannhearsay.blogspot.com/

Total # of FREE subscribers: 000296

Subscribers currently online: 000189

New visitors currently online: 000117

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http://www.hermannhookups.blogspot.com/

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Approaching The 300 Subscriber Mark!

Published by Lois Lame, Subscriber Services, Lifestyles Reporting, Cool Music and LIVE Webcams

We're quickly approaching 300 subscribers ...... 300 FREE subscribers that is!  The count now stands at 291.  We expect to hit 300 on or about Cinco De Mayo!  Jimmy says he's gonna treat me to margaritas and tacos on Cinco De Mayo.  He says I've done a good job building our FREE subscriber base!

In addition to our great progress in adding subscribers, we are setting page view records every week.  But we didn't think you'd be interested in all that minutiae, so we didn't include it in this report.  You might be interested to know that we're still in the BLACK, although there have been a few times when we wondered if we could meet the payroll.  Fortunately, Clark, Jimmy, Frank and I work for peanuts!

Our editor Jimmy Oldsun and I have been working on a plan to create a PAYING subscriber category.  We could use a little extra cash flow!  Since a lot of people think they are getting more IF they pay for it, we're going to use this sales psychology to give them what they want ...... a new PAID subscriber option!

For only $29.95 annually, our PAID subscribers will get the following:

• All the great feature stories and news articles that our regular FREE subscribers enjoy.  We won't cheat our loyal FREE subscribers by hiding any juicy postings from them.  Nope!  Everybody gets to read everything here at Hermann Hearsay!
• A once/month call from one of our reporters to fill you in on the juiciest hearsay in the Hermann area.  This call will be LIVE and interactive.  You will get to ask us questions.  This benefit is something that will NOT be available to our FREE subscribers.
• An exclusive Hermann Hearsay golf cap or golf shirt.  These classy caps and shirts will be highly coveted.  You will want to have one of your very own! And .....

• A special limited-edition, autographed, frameable color photo of the famous Hermann Hearsay "Horse's Mouth". 

And because we truly appreciate all of our loyal FREE subscribers who have made us what we are today, we will knock $5.00 off the PAID subscriber fee.  For our current base of FREE subscribers who convert to PAID subscriptions anytime during 2010, your fee will be ONLY $24.95 annually.

But why wait?  Call us today!

Lois Lame
Subscriber Services, Lifestyles Reporting, Cool Music and LIVE Webcams
http://www.hermannhearsay.blogspot.com/

Total # of FREE subscribers: 000291

Subscribers currently online: 000193

New visitors currently online: 000120

Reciprocal websites:

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http://www.hermannhookups.blogspot.com/

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NOTIFICATION: Subscriber Accounts Transferable and Willable At Hermann Hearsay

Published by Lois Lame, Subscriber Services and Advertising

Several subscribers have asked whether their FREE accounts at Hermann Hearsay are transferable.  Not only are our accounts transferable to anyone with an active email address, they are willable upon death to anyone with an active email address.  Note that the account may only be willed to one (1) beneficiary only.  No "per stirpes" beneficiary designations will be accepted.

We believe we have one of the most liberal account transfer and beneficiary designation policies in the industry.

If you have any questions or a desire to fill out a beneficiary designation or change form, please contact me.

Lois Lame
Subscriber Services and Advertising
http://www.hermannhearsay.blogspot.com/

Total # of free subscribers: 000279

Subscribers currently online: 000168

New visitors currently online: 000095

Reciprocal websites:

http://www.bergerbaloneywithmayo.blogspot.com/

http://www.hermannhookups.blogspot.com/

http://www.mid-missouri-mule-rides.blogspot.com/