Friday, April 9, 2010

An Update On Clark .....

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A number of our readers have inquired about Clark's mental health condition.  We are happy to report that Clark is doing just fine.  He has checked himself into a psychiatric hospital in St. Louis.  For privacy reasons, we cannot give out the hospital's address nor Clark's room number.  Well wishers may make comments and offer their prayers on our website.

That's Clark right there in the photo walking from his hospital room down the corridor to an electro-shock therapy session.

Some of you may not know that Clark was accused of having mental problems by two or three of his most vociferous critics.  Now Clark is a very serious and thoughtful person so this harsh criticism has bothered him immensely.  It particulary hurt Clark that two of his fellow journalist colleagues would criticize him so cruelly and viciously.  Wanting to make absolutely sure that he is not a mental case, Clark checked himself into the psychiatric hospital on Thursday.  He will remain confined there for close observation and therapy until next Friday, 4/16.

Jimmy and I miss Clark and wish him a speedy return!

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13 comments:

  1. Wishing Clark a speedy return!

    Ed Norton

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  2. Illegitimi non carborundum is a mock-Latin aphorism meaning "Don't let the bastards grind you down". Please pass this on to Clark and tell him I'm praying for him!

    Ralph

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  3. Tell Clark that he looks better in a suit than he does in a hospital gown! And tell him to get well soon!

    A. E. Newman
    Bland, MO

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  4. Clyde KadiddlehopperApril 9, 2010 at 12:39 PM

    Hell, I have coffee with Clark just about every morning. He seems perfectly normal to me.

    I think the two individuals who have offered their psychiatric diagnoses of poor ol' Clark are Jeff Noedel and Hank Vonk. The last I checked they aren't licensed in the State of Missouri to practice psychiatry. It seems to me they should just stick to hosting their internet radio programs and talking to their "callers". Excuse me, I should have said "caller" singular. Ha ha ha!

    Tell Clark not to let those two jokers bother him!

    Clyde

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  5. Wishing Clark all the best!

    Bertha

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  6. Henrietta HornschwagelApril 9, 2010 at 12:44 PM

    Nice hiney, Clark!

    Henrietta

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  7. Hope they will let Clark attend the Cards' opening game in St. Louis on Monday! Is he stable enough to a ballgame?

    Elmer

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  8. Tell Clark I'm praying for him! I'll buy him a drink just as soon as he gets out of the hospital!

    Al K. Holic

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  9. Antonio Luigi CockalottiApril 9, 2010 at 12:55 PM

    Tell Clark to get out of that damned place one night and go up to The Hill for some pasta and wine! I've got some connections up their so give me a call if I can help get Clark a reservation at one of the top spots!

    Antonio Luigi Cockalotti

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  10. This is ridiculous! Their ain't a damned thing wrong with Clark! I just talked to him earlier this week! Tell Jeffy Pooh and the Vonkster to stick it where the sun don't shine!

    Belle E. Flopp

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  11. Ckark,
    So sad to see you down and out. I guess all the pressure of being at the top and everyone else trying to knock you off, the pressure was just too great! Hang in there old lad your going to be just fine. Be careful when they hook the 480 volt to ya. Make sure they got a good ground. By the way a fantastic picture of yourself, but be careful you don't trip and fall. You know what can happen with that type of gown. It wouldn't be pretty! All the best of luck to you, get well soon. Be Happy.
    The Happy Shouvler

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  12. Oliver T. ShagnastyApril 9, 2010 at 4:27 PM

    If Clark ends up needing to take some anti-depressant drugs, tell him to contact me. I buy my prescription drugs over the internet from a Canadian pharmacy. Good prices!

    Oliver T. Shagnasty

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  13. Oliver T. ShagnastyApril 9, 2010 at 4:30 PM

    If Clark ends up needing to take some anti-depressant drugs, tell him to call me. I get mine from a Canadian pharmacy. Very good prices!

    Oliver T. Shagnasty

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