Tuesday, April 27, 2010

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  • Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.  Henrietta Hornschwagel, Rhineland, MO
  • Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops.  B&B Fashion Shop, Hermann,MO
  • Wanted. Widower with school age children requires person to assume general housekeeping duties. Must be capable of contributing to growth of family.  Elmer Hugz, Hermann, MO
  • And now, the Superstore-unequaled in size, unmatched in variety, unrivaled inconvenience.  Market Street, Hermann, MO 
  • We will oil your sewing machine and adjust tension in your home for $1.00.  Billy Bob Gentry, Berger, MO
  • Have VIAGRA.  Need woman.  Barry Schmelly, Hermann, MO
  • For Rent: 6-room hated apartment.  Gertrude Schenkelberg, Hermann, MO
  • Work Wanted:  Man, honest. Will take anything.  Ben Dover, Drake, MO
  • Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated. Come here first.  A-1 Used Cars, Swiss, MO
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8 comments:

  1. Tell Barry to give me a call.

    Anita

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  2. Your obsession with sex is pathetic and tacky.

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  3. Bug out of this "Anonymous"! By the way, do you have a name sweetie?

    Anita

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  4. Henrietta HornschwagelApril 27, 2010 at 9:43 PM

    Ooooooooooh! Someone is very, very sensitive! Ha ha ha!

    Henrietta

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  5. Oliver T. ShagnastyApril 27, 2010 at 10:49 PM

    Yes Lois! In addition to having an "obsession with sex", I suspect that you are also a racist, homophobe, right-wing Nazi terrorist!

    Ha ha ha!

    Tell ol' "Anonymous" to buzz off!

    Oliver T. Shagnasty

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  6. Thanks for the FREE ad! A real service to the community!

    Billy Bob Gentry

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  7. Ya know, Lois, I wish these "Anonymous" knotheads would just stop belly-aching about every doggone thing! I don't know what they expect! Just goes to show that people will complain even when you give 'em somethin' FREE! Some of these online places charge as much $19.95 just to read their stuff. Now that's somethin' to complain about!

    Jethro

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  8. Now now now children! Let's all play nice! *smiles

    Lois

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