Dead And Starving Horses Near Rosebud

Published by Jimmy Oldsun, Night Desk Reporter

From the KSDK website, http://www.ksdk.com/ ......

KSDK -- The Gasconade County Sheriff's Department and Humane Society of Missouri Animal Cruelty Task Force rescued 13 horses in poor condition from a property near Rosebud, Missouri on Tuesday.

The horses appeared to be severely underweight had no access to fresh water, according to a Humane Society spokesperson. Twelve dead horses were also found on the property.

The sheriff's department received an anonymous phone call on Monday informing them of the dead horses. A warrant was obtained on Tuesday allowing authorities to remove the animals from the property.

The rescued horses will be brought to the Humane Society of Missouri's Longmeadow Rescue Ranch in Union, Missouri. They will remain there until a disposition hearing on February 10. If the HSMO is granted custody of the horses, as many of them as possible will go up for adoption.

Rosebud, Missouri is located approximately 70 miles southwest of St. Louis.  Rosebud is in the Southern District of Gasconade County near Owensville.

For more information on the Humane Society of Missouri or to make a donation, visit http://www.hsmo.org or call 314-951-1542. To report animal abuse to the HSMO, dial 314-647-4400.

Picture submitted via camera phone by NewsChannel 5 photo journalist Tony Chambers
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Jimmy's comments ...... This is absolutely disgusting!  I heard about this in the coffee shop early this morning!  Folks, if you can't properly care for your pets and animals, then give them up!  Find someone who can and will!  We will be running a follow-up story on the Rosebud horses just as soon as I can get down there and investigate!  I'm sure that HermannAdvertiserCourier.com, CountyNewsLIVE.com and HermannNews.com are all way ahead of me on this BREAKING NEWS!  Go to their websites for up to the minute reporting.

Jimmy Oldsun
Night Desk Reporter
HermannHearsay.blogspot.com

Site Overload

Published by Clark Kant, Editor In Chief

New visitor hits and reader comments are combining to slow down the site.  We cannot keep up moderating our many comments.  Please be patient and bear with us as we work to upgrade our system!  We have never before seen such huge visitor and comment traffic!

Our technical staff believes we can complete the needed upgrades to our system by Friday of this coming week.  Hopefully we can keep things patched together and avoid a website crash during the next five days!

We thank you for your patience and understanding!

Clark Kant
Editor In Chief
HermannHearsay.blogspot.com

Readership Exploding After Mention In CountyNewsLIVE.com

Published by Clark Kant, Editor In Chief

On the heels of a very much appreciated favorable mention in the Entertainment Section of the well-known local daily news site CountyNewsLIVE.com, we are finding that the number of hits and the readership on our small website has been increasing by leaps and bounds.  If our website is taken down by this unanticipated explosion in readership, please be patient with us.

Though this sudden increase in traffic is causing us "growing pains" and exposing some infrastructure problems, we nevertheless thank Jeff Noedel over at CountyNewsLIVE.com on 5th Street for mentioning us in his January 23rd article.

I will be sending Jimmy Oldsun into St. Louis tomorrow to see if he can pick up some additional used servers at a good (read cheap) price.  Our owner, Mr. Tiger, is a penny-pincher, and he won't allow us to call in IBM or Hewlett-Packard to install new equipment.  We will do the best that we can under the circumstances.

Clark Kant
Editor In Chief
HermannHearsay.blogspot.com

Editorial Comment - Filing Period For County Offices

Published by Clark Kant, Editor In Chief

HermannHearsay contacted the Gasconade County Clerk's Office earlier this week to inquire about the filing period for county offices.  We learned that the filing period begins at 8 a.m. on February 23 and ends at 5 p.m. on March 30.  Candidates for the elective offices of Presiding Commissioner, County Clerk, County Collector, Circuit Clerk and Prosecuting Attorney should file during the filing period.

The editorial board here at HermannHearsay encourages all interested people, be they Democrats, Independents or Republicans, to announce their candidacies for public office and file with the County Clerk.  Democracy works best when citizens have a number of good candidates for public office from whom to choose!

All candidates are invited to interview with HermannHearsay and present their views and positions on current issues facing the county.  Just contact us at 1-800-HEARSAY.

Clark Kant
Editor In Chief
HermannHearsay.blogspot.com

From The Night Desk - 1/22/2010

Report filed by Jimmy Oldsun, Night Desk Reporter

Things are pretty slow in Hermann tonight!  All the good stories have already been reported on by the Hermann A-C, HermannNews.com and CountyNewsLIVE.com.

However, I was able to dig up some stories that our competitors aren't covering:

1. County roads are very muddy and soft after all the rain this morning which followed closely on the heels of the recent snow melt.  Northern District Commissioner Matt Penning was out most of the day inspecting county roads.  Matt says the county may have to invest in a zamboni machine to dry the muddy gravel roads.
2. Ellie Mae Clampett reports that she's knocked up once again.  The father could be any one of three lucky fellas.
3. Elmer J. Fudd reports that the cottontail rabbits have come out of their holes once again now that the weather has moderated.  Elmer should have his famous "Wabbit Stew" available again by Saturday.  Phone your orders in to the Sharp Corner Tavern.
4. The rumor mill at Time For Pie has it that Otis Campbell is in the drunk tank once again.  Otis will need a ride home in the morning.  Can anyone pick Otis up at about 9 a.m.?
5. A stray cat was spotted at the northeast corner of 5th & Market tonight just after midnight.  The sighting has been reported to Alderman John Penning.
6. I received a telephone call from my girlfriend, Essie Marie in Columbia, just a few minutes ago.  Essie wants to break up.  Says she's fallen in love with one of the Mizzou basketball players.  Says that, since I've been workin' the night desk here at HermannHearsay, we never get to see each other anymore.  Journalism is a real tough profession!  Guess I'll knock off for the night, go on home, and drink myself into a right good drunken stupor!

Jimmy Oldsun
Night Desk Reporter
HermannHearsay.blogspot.com

Local Reporters Now Out-Number County Officials At Weekly Commission Meetings

Published by Clark Kant, Editor In Chief

The number of local reporters from our many media outlets now exceed the total number of county officials who actually participate in the weekly Gasconade County commission meetings.  That was certainly the case this Thursday morning when four members of the local media covered the commission meeting attended by Presiding Commissioner Ron Jost, Northern District Commissioner Matt Penning and County Clerk Lesa Lietzow.  (Note:  Southern District Commissioner Jerry Lairmore was absent, as was his son and close advisor, Kyle Lairmore.)

Attending the meeting and representing local media outlets were:  Glenn Warnebold (owner of HermannNews.com and producer of OakGlenn wines),  Jeffrey J. Wright (recently hired managing editor of HermannNews.com), Jessica Nelson (recently hired reporter for HermannNews.com) and Alex Luft (editor of CountyNewsLIVE.com, a Jeff Noedel enterprise).  When these meetings are covered by Don Kruse (editor of the Hermann Advertiser-Courier), Jeff Noedel (owner of CountyNewsLIVE.com) and Dave Marner (managing editor of the Gasconade County Republican) as well as all the reporters who attended this morning's meeting, there will virtually be NO seats for me, Jimmy Oldsun or members of the general public.  Seating space at these meeting is very, very limited.  (Note:  John Penning, a senior citizen, Hermann alderman, and regular attendee at these meetings, was still able to find a seat this morning.)

Reports filed by these reporters may be read at the following links:

http://www.ngnn.com/65041/content/2010/jan/21/county-commissioners-have-concerns-over-tight-budget#comment-4597

http://www.countynewslive.com/content/2010/jan/21/roundup-commissioner-penning-raises-concerns-over-still-be-adopted-2010-budget

Given the intense and thorough coverage of county commission meetings by our competitors, HermannHearsay has made an editorial decision to stop covering these meetings.  Instead I am directing our investigative reporters to cover other stories of interest to our readers throughout the county.  Such stories will include: muddy roads in the county, rabbit habitat restoration efforts by the Missouri Department of Conservation, photos of the new trucks being purchased by the county, the continuing deterioration of our county courthouse and other stories of interest to our readers.  Besides, if Jimmy and I don't attend the weekly meetings, our old friend John Penning is more likely to find a comfy seat at all future commission meetings!

Clark Kant
Editor In Chief
HermannHearsay.blogspot.com

America Rising: An Open Letter To Democrats

Published by Clark Kant, Editor In Chief

We pause at this time for a special political message.  Click on the following link and enjoy the video clip:

http://www.hillbuzz.org/2010/01/03/america-rising-video-an-open-letter-to-democrats/

Straight From The Horse's Mouth - Things We Don't Report On

Hermann Hearsay Editorial
Published by Clark Kant, Editor In Chief

Things Hermann Hearsay doesn't report on are:

1. deadly automobile accidents,
2. deadly domestic shootings,
3. deadly home fires and industrial explosions,
4. deadly drug overdose incidents, and
5. deadly drownings.

We don't chase ambulances, fire trucks or police cars.  We don't publish photos of dead or dying children nor their distraught parents.  We don't publish stories about or photos of burned out homes nor grieving women who have just lost their husbands.  We have decided to leave that kind of macabre reporting to others.

I guess it's just that we just don't delight in the misfortune of others.  And we refuse to profit in any way at the expense of others by reporting on their personal grief and misfortune.  Yes, I suppose it is true we could boost our readership by being the very first on the scene to report on these terrible human trajedies.  We just choose to leave that sort of reporting to those who are desperate to do anything for high ratings. 

You see my friends, Hermann Hearsay is not desperate in that way.  We could care less about gaining a reader following that way.  Instead, we are desperate to gain your respect and friendship.  That means much more to us than high ratings.  It may take longer to gain our fair share of the local Hermann market, but that's OK with us.  In the end though, we are pretty confident we WILL get our fair share of Hermann readers.  That's because we know what Hermannites want to read about and what they don't want to read about.

Clark Kant
Editor In Chief
Hermann Hearsay

Straight From The Horse's Mouth - An Editorial Comment

Published by Clark Kant, Editor In Chief

The news business is very fragmented in Hermann. Hermannites have many choices.  In addition to the Hermann Advertiser-Courier, the traditional newspaper of record in Gasconade County, we now have four new non-traditional online daily news websites:

http://www.countynewslive.com/,
http://www.gcsoapbox.com/,
http://www.hermannhearsay.blogspot.com/, and
http://www.hermannnews.com/

(I should point out to our readers that the Hermann Advertiser-Courier also has a website:  http://www.hermannadvertisercourier.com/.)

Between all five of us, we should have the local Hermann news scene "covered like a blanket".  No story can escape us!  As a matter of fact, we may have the local news so well covered that we may at times end up covering each other covering the news! Ha ha ha!

I just want to say to my colleagues in the news publishing business, Don Kruse (Hermann A-C), Jeff Noedel (CountyNewsLIVE.com), Hank Vonk (GCSoapbox.com) and Glenn Warnebold 
(HermannNEWS.com), that I wish you all the best with your local news enterprises!  And if HermannHearsay can ever assist you in any way, for example by loaning out some of our photographic equipment or perhaps providing you the temporary use of Jimmy Oldsun to cover a random sickday for a member of your staff, please contact us immediately!

Again, to my colleagues in the news business, ALL THE BEST!

Clark Kant
Editor In Chief
Hermann Hearsay

Classified Ads

Published by Lois Lame, Lifestyles Reporter and Ad Sales

Word is getting out that Hermann Hearsay offers free classified ads!  The following ads have just been
received:

MISCELLANEOUS

• Illiterate?  Write today for free help.  Ira Jones' Adult Education, Berger, MO.          
• Auto Repair Service.  Free pick-up and delivery.  Try us once, you'll never go anywhere again.  Shady Tree Auto Service, McKittrick, MO.    

• Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.  486-0001.

• Semi-Annual After-Christmas Sale.  Stock up and save.  Limit: one.  Newman & Sons Snow Shovels.  1-800-SHOVELS.
• 3-year old teacher needed for pre-school.  Experience preferred.  Berger Bottoms Pre-School.
  
• Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient beating.  486-001.
  
• Girl wanted to assist magician in "cutting-off-head" illusion. Blue Cross Blue Shield insurance and generous salary.  1-800-MAGICAL.

Home Winning Streak Intact

Published by Jimmy Oldsun, Night Desk and Sports Reporter

The Missouri Tiger men's basketball team extended their home winning streak to 30 consecutive games by defeating the #10-ranked Kansas State Wildcats 74-68 at Mizzou Arena on Saturday afternoon.  Only one NCAA team has more consecutive home wins.  That team is the Kansas Jayhawks who currently have 51 consecutive wins in Allen Fieldhouse.

Mizzou, now 13-3 on the year, will face the Texas Tech Red Raiders in another home game at 8 p.m. Wednesday night.  The game will be televised by ESPNU.

G O  T I G E R S !!!

Jimmy Oldsun
Night Desk and Sports Reporter
Hermann Hearsay

Classified Ads

Published by Lois Lame, Advertising Sales

Classified ads as well as display ads are FREE here at
Hermann Hearsay.  We are proud to post the following list of classified ads, and we're proud to serve local advertisers:

DENTAL CARE

• For Sale:  One pair hardly used dentures.  Only two teeth missing.  $100 OBO.  Call Ira at 573-486-0001.

FOOD AND HOME CARE PRODUCTS

• Watkins quality gourmet natural food and natural home care products.  Order at www.WatkinsOnline/richardhschaefer or call 573-225-2582.
• Elmer Fudd's Delicious Wabbit Stew.  Call 1-800-WABBITS and ask for Elmer.

HEALTH AND NUTRITION 

• VeMMA ultra-premium liquid nutritional supplements and Verve energy drinks.  For more information go to http://www.d_schaefer.vemma.com/ or call 573-225-2582.

HUNTING CLUBS

• Elmer Fudd's Wabbit Hunting Club.  For reservations and driving directions, call 1-800-WABBITS and ask for Elmer.

SNOW REMOVAL

• Newman and Sons Snow Shovel Service.  "You can shovel it or we'll shovel it for you."  New and used snow shovels available.  Snow removal hourly rates.  Call 1-800-SHOVELS and ask for Alfred, Albert, Alfonso or Andrew. 

"Friday Night Last Call" - From The Night Desk, 1/9/2010

Published by Jimmy Oldsun, Night Desk Reporter

"Friday Night Last Call" is sponsored by Jack Daniels Tennessee Sippin' Whiskey of Lynchburg, Tennessee.  This is the first edition of what will become a regular weekly series.  The makers of Jack Daniels Whiskey ask that we remind you to drink responsibly.

It's 12:30 a.m. and the area bars are getting ready to issue their "Last Call for Alcohol" announcements. 

Casualty Report ......

1. Emil fell off his barstool down at the Sharp Corner Tavern in the eleven o'clock hour,
2. Bob needed to be driven home by Susie over at Trapper's Grill,
3. Margaret and Sally danced on the bar once again over at the Concert Hall and Barrel Bar,
4. Elmer had his usual snoot full at the Concert Hall and Barrel Bar,
5. Fritz was discovered passed out in his car again on 5th street, and
6. Tiny got on a drunken jag down at the Bank Bar.

All and all, a relatively quiet and uneventful Friday night in the City of Hermann.

Jimmy Oldsun
Night Desk Reporter
Hermann Hearsay

"County Budget" - From The Night Desk, 1/8/2010

Published by Jimmy Oldsun, Night Desk Reporter

I spent the evening moving from place to place in Hermann.  Everywhere I went people were buzzing about the 2010 county budgeting process now underway under the direction of Presiding Commissioner Ron Jost.  It seems the primary concerns of the public are fairly consistent:

1.  Why is the budget for the County Sheriff's Department so big?  Why are law-abiding taxpayers paying to house and feed prisoners at the Montgomery County Detention Center?  Let the jailbirds pay for their own food and housing at the detention center!  If they can't do that, put them to work on county projects!

2.  Why are Commissioners Jost and Lairmore proposing to insert $35,000 of taxpayer money into the budget for attorney fees related to continuing the litigation associated with salary over-payment law recently resolved when the Missouri Supreme Court declined to hear the case on appeal?  It's over!  No county money should be allocated for continuing this legal battle.  If parties want to keep suing each other, they should pay the lawyer bills out of their own pockets!

3.  Why is there only $1,000 in the proposed budget for county courthouse maintenance and preservation?  The County Commission has been abjectly negligent for so many years!  It's time to maintain and preserve the historical crown jewel of Gasconade County!  And that will require more than $1,000 for heavensakes!

4.  Do we really, really need a new $104,000 dump truck?  Do we really need it this year when public funds are so tight?  Have the Commissioners investigated the following options:

• delay purchase of new truck until 2011 or 2012,
• purchase late model, low mileage used truck rather than new truck,
• contract hauling services to commercial hauler rather than maintaining fleet of trucks and large road department crew?

Well, there you have it readers!  That's what the folks in Hermann are talking about on this frigid Friday night in January!  The temperature at 9:46 p.m. is 6 degrees Fahrenheit.  Brrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Jimmy Oldsun
Night Desk Reporter
Hermann Hearsay

Elmer Fudd's Wabbit Hunting Club - Third Free Advertisement

Published by Lois Lame, Lifestyles Reporting and Advertising Sales

Hermann Hearsay is proud to announce our partnership with a third advertiser.  Please help us support ....

Elmer Fudd's Wabbit Hunting Club

Hunt wascally wabbits with Elmer!

Located on the outskirts of Swiss, MO.  Call 1-800-WABBITS for reservations and driving directions.

Lois Lame

Lifestyles Reporting and Advertising Sales

Hermann Hearsay

Newman's Snow Shoveling Service - Hermann Hearsay's 2nd Free Advertisement!

Published by Lois Lame, Lifestyle Reporter and Advertisement Department Manager

Hermann Hearsay is proud to announce we landed our second display ad today!  We're on a roll!

Newman's Snow Shoveling Service

Are you snowed in this winter?

Buy a snow shovel OR we'll come out and shovel it for you!

Both new and used snow shovels available!

Contact us at:

www.NewmanSSS.com or call 1-800-SHOVELS

Owned and continuously operated since 1999 by A. E. Newman & Sons of Bland, MO.

Thanks to Alfred and his sons Albert, Alfonso and Andrew for placing their ad (and trust) with Hermann Hearsay!  We pledge to do all that we can to help them have another profitable snow shoveling season!

Lois Lame

Lifestyle Reporter and Advertisement Department Manager

Hermann Hearsay

"Dry Powdery Snow and Paternity Tests" ..... From The Night Desk - 1/8/2010

Published by Jimmy Oldsun, Night Desk Staff Reporter

This is the dryest, lightest snow I've ever seen here in Missouri!  I tried to build a snowman today, and I couldn't.  I couldn't even make a snowball to throw at Clark!

When I drove home this morning after last night's shift, I ran off into a ditch because the snow had drifted onto the road, and I could no longer see any tracks on the road to follow.

Elmer Fudd has complained that this snow is so dry and powdery that he is havin' a "hawd time twackin' wabbits"!  Elmer says he is "wunning out of Wabbit Stew" because (a) sales are up in response to his very successful advertising campaign here on Hermann Hearsay and (b) wascally wabbits are stayin' in their holes duwing this extreme cold weather makin' it almost impossible for Elmer to shoot any of them !

I'm gettin' tired of night shift duty!  By the time I come on duty, everything has already been reported on by The Hermann A-C, HermannNews.com and CountyNewsLIVE.com.  I'm gettin' really ticked at Don Kruse, Glenn Warnebold, Jeff Noedel and Alex Luft for hoggin' all the local news!  Those doggone guys are everywhere!

The only thing I have to report tonight is that I learned that Suzie Q. down at the convenience store is knocked up.  She thinks it was either Billy Bob, Tyrone or Jethro who got her pregnant.  More to come in one of my future Night Desk Reports after Suzie Q. has a few paternity tests run!

Signing off until tomorrow night,

Jimmy Oldsun
Night Desk Staff Reporter
Hermann Hearsay

2010 Gasconade County Budget

Published by Clark Kant, Editor In Chief

The Gasconade County Commissioners began the 2010 county budgeting process at their regular weekly meeting at the Owensville City Hall this morning.  The budgeting process will continue at the County Courthouse in Hermann on Friday morning at 8:30 a.m.

Hermann Hearsay has a few questions:

1. Will sufficient funds be budgeted in 2010 for the proper maintenance and preservation of our Gasconade County Courthouse or will the County Commission continue to grossly underfund courthouse maintenance and preservation as they have for far too many years in the past? 
2. Will $104,000 REALLY be spent on a new dump truck for the Road and Bridge Department at a time when county employee benefits are being cut, maintenance of the County Courthouse is being neglected, salary increases are being withheld, and so forth and so on?
3. Will the Sheriff's Department budget finally be challenged or will it be permitted to grow without independent oversight by the County Commission?

Hermann Hearsay ...... Free Subscriptions.  Free Advertising.  And Free Budgeting Advice!

Hermann Hearsay encourages the public to turn out in large numbers for the Friday budget meeting!

Clark Kant
Editor In Chief
Hermann Hearsay

Frank Furter's 3-Day Weather Forecast

Published by Frank Furter, Custodian (recently promoted to Weather Reporter)

3-Day Weather Forecast

Thursday

Day

• High: 11°F  
• Blowing Snow 
• Precipitation: 33%

Night

• Low: 0°F
• Blowing Snow
• Precipitation: 14%

Friday

Day

• High: 7°F  
• Cold
• Precipitation: 14%

 Night

• Low: -5°F
• Partly Cloudy 
• Precipitation: 14%

Saturday

Day

• High: 11°F  
• Partly Sunny
• Precipitation: 14%

Night

• Low: -1°F  
• Partly Cloudy 
• Precipitation: 10%

Frank warns motorists to be careful when driving.  Remember:  snow is slick!  Frank advises that you bring your dogs and cats into the house.  If you have cattle or hogs, herd them into a barn or a farrowing house.  Animals get cold just like people!  Frank also advises you to wear a thick coat, a cap or hat, and mittens when you venture outside during this extreme cold weather. 

Disclaimer:  If our weather forecast proves to be inaccurate, Hermann Hearsay and Frank Furter accept no liability whatsoever for your inconvenience, pain and suffering due to bodily injury or any actual financial damages you may sustain.  If you don't like our weather forecasts, please don't call us and bitch about it.  We get enough complaints around here.  Instead, go to The Weather Channel at http://www.weather.com/.

Frank Furter
Custodian and Weather Reporter
Hermann Hearsay

Snow Day at Hermann Hearsay

Published by Frank Furter, Custodian

Clark asked me to publish this notice.  Hermann Hearsay will be closed for the day because of the snow and frigid weather.  Clark is stuck in a snow drift on a private road leading from his country home on the outskirts of Hermann.  Jimmy ran into the ditch out on Hwy. 19 after night shift.  And Lois Lame is shacked up with her new boyfriend, Elmer Fudd.

As for me, well I'm workin' my tail off throwin' wood into our under-sized pot belly stove and shovelin' snow off the sidewalk!

Frank Furter
Hermann Hearsay Custodian