"Friday Night Last Call" - From The Night Desk, 1/9/2010

Published by Jimmy Oldsun, Night Desk Reporter

"Friday Night Last Call" is sponsored by Jack Daniels Tennessee Sippin' Whiskey of Lynchburg, Tennessee.  This is the first edition of what will become a regular weekly series.  The makers of Jack Daniels Whiskey ask that we remind you to drink responsibly.

It's 12:30 a.m. and the area bars are getting ready to issue their "Last Call for Alcohol" announcements. 

Casualty Report ......

1. Emil fell off his barstool down at the Sharp Corner Tavern in the eleven o'clock hour,
2. Bob needed to be driven home by Susie over at Trapper's Grill,
3. Margaret and Sally danced on the bar once again over at the Concert Hall and Barrel Bar,
4. Elmer had his usual snoot full at the Concert Hall and Barrel Bar,
5. Fritz was discovered passed out in his car again on 5th street, and
6. Tiny got on a drunken jag down at the Bank Bar.

All and all, a relatively quiet and uneventful Friday night in the City of Hermann.

Jimmy Oldsun
Night Desk Reporter
Hermann Hearsay