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Showing posts with label Weather Report. Show all posts

Wednesday, June 30, 2010

COOL FRONT ALERT! Take your sweater along tonight!

Published by Charlie Farquharson, Weekend Weather Reporter

Folks, I poked my head out of the door early this morning and I noticed that a cool front had hit Hermann.  Darned refreshing!  The temperature was in the 60s!  I'll take that kind of weather any time!

Temperature forecast for noon is 72° F.  Sweet!  The high temperature today should hit 82° F around 3 to 4 p.m.  The manometer and anemometer on my roof top are both broken, so I can't give you the exact barometric pressure or wind speed.  I'll be workin' on both of these weather instruments today!

I'm glad the weather has moderated!  I darned near had a heat stroke this past weekend!  I guess I need to get myself a light-weight sweater.

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Tuesday, June 22, 2010

HEAT ALERT! Charlie Farquaharson Issues Warning!

Published by Charlie Farquharson, Weekend Weather Reporter

Folks, I was down at the Peoples Savings Bank in Hermann at 1:15 p.m.  (Yep, you guessed it!  I was over-drawn again!)  Well, at that time, the thermometer had already hit 96° F.  The humididity is stiflin'!  Like bein' in a steam bath out in the middle of the Arizona desert!  It's so hot today I swear you could fry an egg on the hood of your car or pickup truck!

I'm putting out this emergency HEAT ALERT to warn all you senior citizens to stay inside.  If you're worried about your utility bill, DON'T you fret none!  It costs a whole lot more to expire from a heat stroke than it does to run your air conditioner!  Pre-arrangement services down at Toedtmann & Grosse Funeral Home can run you anywhere from $10,000 to $20,000 dependin' on how many flowers you want!  So keep that thermostat set at a nice cool 72° F and enjoy the A/C!

For Hermann Hearsay, this is Charlie Farquharson signin' off and wishin' you a mighty fine Tuesday!

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Thursday, January 7, 2010

Frank Furter's 3-Day Weather Forecast

Published by Frank Furter, Custodian (recently promoted to Weather Reporter)

3-Day Weather Forecast

Thursday

Day
  • High: 11°F  
  • Blowing Snow 
  • Precipitation: 33%
Night
  • Low: 0°F
  • Blowing Snow
  • Precipitation: 14%
Friday

Day
  • High: 7°F  
  • Cold
  • Precipitation: 14%
 Night
  • Low: -5°F
  • Partly Cloudy 
  • Precipitation: 14%
Saturday

Day
  • High: 11°F  
  • Partly Sunny
  • Precipitation: 14%
Night
  • Low: -1°F  
  • Partly Cloudy 
  • Precipitation: 10%
Frank warns motorists to be careful when driving.  Remember:  snow is slick!  Frank advises that you bring your dogs and cats into the house.  If you have cattle or hogs, herd them into a barn or a farrowing house.  Animals get cold just like people!  Frank also advises you to wear a thick coat, a cap or hat, and mittens when you venture outside during this extreme cold weather. 

Disclaimer:  If our weather forecast proves to be inaccurate, Hermann Hearsay and Frank Furter accept no liability whatsoever for your inconvenience, pain and suffering due to bodily injury or any actual financial damages you may sustain.  If you don't like our weather forecasts, please don't call us and bitch about it.  We get enough complaints around here.  Instead, go to The Weather Channel at http://www.weather.com/.

Frank Furter
Custodian and Weather Reporter
Hermann Hearsay










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