Frank Furter's 3-Day Weather Forecast

Published by Frank Furter, Custodian (recently promoted to Weather Reporter)

3-Day Weather Forecast

Thursday

Day

• High: 11°F  
• Blowing Snow 
• Precipitation: 33%

Night

• Low: 0°F
• Blowing Snow
• Precipitation: 14%

Friday

Day

• High: 7°F  
• Cold
• Precipitation: 14%

 Night

• Low: -5°F
• Partly Cloudy 
• Precipitation: 14%

Saturday

Day

• High: 11°F  
• Partly Sunny
• Precipitation: 14%

Night

• Low: -1°F  
• Partly Cloudy 
• Precipitation: 10%

Frank warns motorists to be careful when driving.  Remember:  snow is slick!  Frank advises that you bring your dogs and cats into the house.  If you have cattle or hogs, herd them into a barn or a farrowing house.  Animals get cold just like people!  Frank also advises you to wear a thick coat, a cap or hat, and mittens when you venture outside during this extreme cold weather. 

Disclaimer:  If our weather forecast proves to be inaccurate, Hermann Hearsay and Frank Furter accept no liability whatsoever for your inconvenience, pain and suffering due to bodily injury or any actual financial damages you may sustain.  If you don't like our weather forecasts, please don't call us and bitch about it.  We get enough complaints around here.  Instead, go to The Weather Channel at http://www.weather.com/.

Frank Furter
Custodian and Weather Reporter
Hermann Hearsay