Friday, February 4, 2011

Editorial Comment: Open Letter to "Ralphie Boy"

Published by Jimmy Oldsun, Editor

Ralph and Alice Kramden
"The Honeymooners"
"Hey there, Ralphie Boy!  Why are you always
so frustrated and angry?!"
Date:  2/4/2011
Post:  1,649

Dear "Ralphie Boy" a.k.a. "Joe Citizen" a.k.a. "Little Joey" a.k.a. "Madman" a.k.a. "A. Nonymous" or whoever you really are:

We are in receipt of your most recent vitriolic and threatening communique.  We find it to be a boorish 
repetition of your angry, malicious, unsubstantiated, unproven accusations against an honest man in our community who carries more integrity in his little toe than you carry in your big fat skull.

You have sent us a total of eight (8) such comments now.  None of them have been fit to publish.  Why you think Hermann Hearsay will publish your lies, half-truths and innuendos without persuasive corroborating evidence is beyond my ability to comprehend!

Give it up, "Ralphie Boy"!  Take your lies, half-truths and innuendos elsewhere.  We are not interested in the obsessive-compulsive rantings of a lunatic!  Your comment(s) will not be published here.  We are ignoring you and your false accusations completely.  Maybe you can get your buddy "Ed Norton" to send us the next comment!

Jimmy Oldsun
Editor

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12 comments:

  1. Cabin Fever Has Struck!!!

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  2. Ralph, Ralph, Ralph! I hope you don't take your frustrations and anger out on your wife or significant other. My Ralphie Boy always yelled at me something terrible! He used to yell and growl like a big fat grizzly bear! I just ignored the stupid fool!

    Alice

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  3. Cyber threats are NOT nice! Spam him!

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  4. Why doesn't Ralphie Boy go play on Chickencrapnewslive? Oh I know because knowbody looks at their crap anymore. The more you expose their dirt the crazier they'll get!!

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  5. The good'ol boys can't stand anyone that's honest and helps people.

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  6. I hate it when readers write comments off topic. Why don't they start their own blog or something.

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  7. With HHS and Poor Richards site covering all the news for free I think the little boy is going to have a tizzy! News and the truth for free or cover ups and bullshit for price of bottled water, gee what will I choose?

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  8. C'mon Jimmy! We wanna see the comments that Ralphie and Joe Citizen have been leaving for you.

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  9. Confused reader if Jimmy can tell us what's behind the threats and some of the rants you'll understand. Give the reader's a little
    jimmy!

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  10. Jimmy, maybe you could print these comments with redactions where Ralphie identifies the name of the person he is accusing. That way we could see the jest of Ralphie's wild rantings without you having to libel the innocent person. Just a thought!

    Floyd

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