Sunday, April 11, 2010

Update: One-Car Accident At Gasconade Bridge

Published by Jimmy Oldsun, Night Desk, Investigative Reporter, Sports Reporter and Acting Editor In Chief

We've updated a previously filed report on the one-car accident which occurred at approximately 1:15 a.m. on Saturday morning, 4/10.  We provide information regarding how to access the "official crash report" filed by the Missouri State Highway Patrolman who actually worked the accident.

You may access our original report along with the update by clicking on the following link:

http://hermannhearsay.blogspot.com/2010/04/one-car-crash-at-gasconade-bridge.html

Jimmy Oldsun
Night Desk, Investigative Reporter, Sports Reporter and Acting Editor In Chief
www.hermannhearsay.blogspot.com

Frene Creek Has Receded!

Published by Jimmy Oldsun, Night Desk, Investigative Reporter, Sports Reporter and Acting Editor In Chief

Frank Furter checked his stick marker down at Frene Creek near Eighth and Mozart Streets yesterday afternoon at 4 p.m.  Frank was amazed that the creek had fallen about 2 feet in just 24 hours.  It appears there is no immediate danger of Frene Creek encroaching upon Mozart Creek.

We discontinue our Frene Creek reports.  If the creek rises again enough to threaten Mozart Street, we will be right on the story.  Thanks to Frank for his good work monitoring the creek level!

Jimmy Oldsun
Night Desk, Investigative Reporter, Sports Reporter and Acting Editor In Chief
www.hermannhearsay.blogspot.com

Saturday, April 10, 2010

Nice Mess of Morel Mushrooms Found by Chris P. Bacon

Published by Jimmy Olsun, Night Desk, Investigative Reporter and Sports Reporter

Chris P. Bacon, one of our new subscribers, stopped by the office this morning to show off a nice mess of morel mushrooms he found in the Rhineland bottom.  Mr. Bacon was pretty closed-mouthed about exactly where he found the mushrooms, leading me to wonder if he had been trespassing onto someone else's property or whether he just didn't want to draw a massive crowd of mushroom hunters to his special mushroom hot spot.

I just love fried morel mushrooms, so I was able to talk Mr. Bacon into giving me a pound of the little beauties!  I can't wait to get home to fry these babies up for dinner tonight!  The way I fix 'em is to clean 'em up real good, cut off a portion of their stems, salt and pepper 'em, dip 'em in egg yoke, then roll 'em in flour and then drop them into a frying pan over medium heat.

If you have a special recipe for morel mushrooms, I would sure like to learn about it.  Please let me know how you prefer your morels.

Jimmy Oldsun
Night Desk, Investigative Reporter and Sports Reporter
www.hermannhearsay.blogspot.com

Frene Creek On The Rise!

Published by Jimmy Oldsun, Night Desk, Investigative Reporter and Sports Reporter

Frene Creek rose about 3 inches between 4 p.m. Thursday and 4 p.m Friday.  The creek water is still within its banks.  But if the water rises another foot or so, it will be lapping onto Mozart Street down by Lions Field on Eighth Street. 

We are watching this developing situation for you.  Frank Furter, our janitor, was dispatched yesterday to poke a stick into the mud at water's edge (yesterday's water level).  I will be checking the stick at 4 p.m. everday until we are out of danger to see if the creek is still rising or if it is on the stand still.  The moment the creek gets onto Mozart Street, we will report it to you so you can make plans to take an alternate route and avoid driving through the water.  We wish we could afford to mount a webcam on the Mozart Street lift station so you could monitor the water level yourself, but we are on a very tight budget and have chosen to invest our money in sticks versus webcams.

Jimmy Oldsun
Night Desk, Investigative Reporter and Sports Reporter
www.hermannhearsay.blogspot.com

One-Car Crash at Gasconade Bridge

Published by Jimmy Oldsun, Night Desk, Investigative Reporter and Sports Reporter

I was working the night desk last night.  Around 1 a.m. or thereabouts early Saturday morning, I got word that there had been a serious one-car accident on Highway 100 near the Gasconade Bridge. 

Since it was late and I was pretty tired, I chose not to race out there over the winding roads behind the fire trucks and ambulances to cover the tragic accident.  I figured that I might fall asleep or lose control in my excitement and run off Highway 100 myself.  Besides there were already two Hermann EMS ambulances, one fire/rescue truck from the Morrison Volunteer Fire Department and one emergency helicopter heading out that direction, not to mention all the law enforcement rolling stock from the Gasconade County Sheriff's Department and the Missouri Highway Patrol in the vicinity.  And then, I further reasoned that the CNL pickup truck would be rushing out there to cover all the exciting action.  I didn't want to get in the way of the rescue workers, and I didn't want to risk getting run over by an overzealous reporter.

Later, I got word that a 1990 Ford Thunderbird had crossed the yellow line and run off the road on the opposite side.  The passenger who was wearing his seat belt had "moderate" injuries and was transported to HADH for medical treatment.  The driver who was not wearing his seat belt was ejected from the vehicle.   Unfortunately, he suffered "serious" injuries.  The driver was evacuated from the crash scene by the air ambulance.  He was transported to St. John's Mercy Hospital in St. Louis County.  While other media outlets are publishing the names of the young men involved in the accident, we have chosen not to.  We figure it ain't none of your damned business!  These two unfortunate young fellows need time to heal up, and they don't need everybody "speculating" as to the cause of their accident.

I understand that the folks over at CNL snapped about 300 photos.  As soon as they catch up on their sleep, they have promised to post their best shots.  I'm sure there will be some neat photos of mangled steel, flashing lights, and rescue workers in action.

On a much brighter note, I can report to your that Henrietta Hornschwagel and her boyfriend, Elmer Hugz, both residents of Hermann, drove down to Washington for dinner and a movie last night without any incident at all.  They returned safely to Hermann at around 1:30 a.m.  I saw Elmer in the BP Convenience Store buying condoms, and he told me that he never crossed the yellow line once, although Henrietta was distracting him quite a bit during the drive back to Hermann.

Jimmy Oldsun
Night Desk, Investigative Reporter and Sports Reporter
www.HermannHearsay.blogspot.com

Update 10:40 am, Sunday, 4/11/2010:

The official crash report released to the public by the Missouri State Highway Patrol may be found on their website at:

www.mshp.dps.mo.gov/HP68/SearchAction 

You can enter Gasconade County into the "County" search field and 4/10/2010 into the "Date" search field and then search to find the information about the car accident which occurred around 1:15 am, 4/10/2010 near the Gasconade Bridge.

By the way, there is no subscription fee for accessing the Missouri State Highway Patrol's website.  You can search for crash reports filed by county, by Highway Patrol Troop, by date or by name.  You will get complete and "official" reports.  You just won't get the photos of the mangled steel and flashing lights.

Friday, April 9, 2010

Save the planet! Ride a mule!

Published by Lois Lame, Advertising and Subscriber Services

I rode a mule today!  That's right!  An honest to goodness Missouri mule!
And you can ride one too!

A. E. Newman, meat salesman and loyal reader of Hermann Hearsay, has started up a mule riding dude ranch down in Bland, MO.  He calls his new enterprise "Mid-Missouri Mule Rides".

Mr. Newman told me this today ......

"There are lots of horseback riding ranches here in Missouri, but there aren't that many mule riding ranches.  My wife and I happen to love mules, and we have been feeding three Missouri mules for several years.  Times are tough and we could sure use some additional income to defray the cost of their oats and hay, so we thought we might just offer mule rides to bring in some money to buy oats and hay."

I rode a mule on Mr. Newman's ranch this afternoon.   I don't know how many hands tall he was, but he was a big sucker!  I have to tell you that I'm a little saddle sore.  But the fresh air was good for me!

I asked Mr. Newman if he has any local competition.  His response was interesting ......

"Well Lois, there's a horseback riding place not too far from here.  They advertise their "enchanted rides".  Ha ha ha!  As you learned today, there ain't nothing very "enchanting" about riding on the back of a smelly ol' horse or mule all afternoon.  First of all, you've got the stench of their manure.  Secondly, you have to contend with the stinging bites of horse/mule flies.  And thirdly, as you found out this afternoon, you can quickly develop saddle sores if you've got a tender ass!"

I admit I had to laugh at Mr. Newman's response!

Notwithstanding the stench, the flies and my saddle sores, I would still recommend a ride on a Missouri mule to just about anyone!  But especially kids!  They will get a big kick out of riding a funny looking mule with those big ears!  So, take your kids down to "Mid-Missouri Mule Rides" near Bland, MO.  For only $20, your kid can ride a mule all afternoon long.  You can't beat that price at Six Flags or Disney World!

For more information, go to http://www.mid-mo-mule-rides.blogspot.com/.

Disclaimer:  We received no monetary compensation for this advertisement.  The advertiser has, however, agreed to promote our website reciprocally on their website in consideration of the value they have received. They are under no obligation to write articles, host internet radio programs and/or write effusive, syrupy comments of praise for our website.

Lois Lame
Advertising and Subscriber Services
www.hermannhearsay.blogspot.com

An Update On Clark .....

Published by Lois Lame, Subscriber Services and Advertising

A number of our readers have inquired about Clark's mental health condition.  We are happy to report that Clark is doing just fine.  He has checked himself into a psychiatric hospital in St. Louis.  For privacy reasons, we cannot give out the hospital's address nor Clark's room number.  Well wishers may make comments and offer their prayers on our website.

That's Clark right there in the photo walking from his hospital room down the corridor to an electro-shock therapy session.

Some of you may not know that Clark was accused of having mental problems by two or three of his most vociferous critics.  Now Clark is a very serious and thoughtful person so this harsh criticism has bothered him immensely.  It particulary hurt Clark that two of his fellow journalist colleagues would criticize him so cruelly and viciously.  Wanting to make absolutely sure that he is not a mental case, Clark checked himself into the psychiatric hospital on Thursday.  He will remain confined there for close observation and therapy until next Friday, 4/16.

Jimmy and I miss Clark and wish him a speedy return!

Lois Lame
Advertising and Subscriber Services
www.hermannhearsay.blogspot.com

Thursday, April 8, 2010

250 Subscribers and Still Growing!

Published by Lois Lame, Subscriptions and Advertising

Clark Kant has asked me to thank all our loyal
subscribers and commenters on his behalf this weekend.  We recently reached the 250 mark, and Clark wanted to recognize all of you! 

He would be writing this article himself, but, at the urging of one of our vocal critics, Clark has checked himself into a clinic in St. Louis and is undergoing psychotherapy.  Please pray for him!

I don't know if our readers appreciate it or not, but we are in a highly competitive business. God only knows how hard it is to get ahead of all the other local online daily news websites on a consistent basis.  Sometimes we succeed, however too often they beat us to the story. But throughout it all, our ups and our downs and through thick and thin, you have stayed with us.

I've gone back through the records and assembled a list of all of our subscribers, readers and active commenters. You see, here at HermannHearsay, you are not a just number.  You are not merely a statistic that we use to promote our website by crowing about the rapid growth in our readership.  No, quite the contrary, to us, you are real people, our friends and our neighbors. And we want to acknowledge your loyal readership and patronage by saying "Thank You!" to each and everyone of you.  You will note that we now have a few subscribers who reside in countries outside of the U.S.  And we even have a cat who is a recent subscriber.  Please welcome 'Tater Tot', a computer literate feline who belongs to 'Red Tater'.

We are working on a Hermann Hearsay golf shirt.  These golf shirts will be available excusively to our subscribers at a very nominal charge.  We will notify our subscribers when the shirts are available.  We expect to have the artwork finalized by July.

Thanks very much to the following loyal subscribers, readers and frequent commenters .........
  1. A. E. Newman (USA)
  2. Abigail Applewhite (USA)
  3. Abner Doubleday (USA)
  4. Adolf Oliver Busch (USA)
  5. Adolf Oliver Nipple
  6. Albert Brown (USA)
  7. Al Coholic (USA)
  8. Al K. Holic (USA)
  9. Al Smith (USA)
  10. Alphonse Capone (USA)
  11. Amanda Hugandkiss (USA)
  12. Anita Dick (USA)
  13. Anita Drink (USA)
  14. Annie Body (USA)
  15. Anonymous #1 (USA)
  16. Anonymous #2 (USA)
  17. Anonymous #3 (USA)
  18. Anonymous #4 (USA)
  19. Anonymous #5 (USA)
  20. Anthony Belfiore (USA)
  21. Antonio Luigi Cockalotti (USA)
  22. April Showers (USA)
  23. Archie Bunker (USA)
  24. Barb B. Cue (USA)
  25. Barb Wire (USA)
  26. Barbie Dahl (USA)
  27. Barney Fife (USA)
  28. Barry Schmelly (USA)
  29. Bea Sting (USA) 
  30. Belle E. Flopp (USA)
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  32. Ben Gay (USA)
  33. Bertha D. Blues (USA)
  34. Betty Kant (USA)
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  36. Bill Board (USA)
  37. Bill Ding (USA)
  38. Bo Snurdley (USA)
  39. Bob Finch (USA)
  40. Bobby Brown (USA)
  41. Bobby McGee (USA)
  42. Bob Smith (USA)
  43. Bud Abbott (USA)
  44. Buffalo Bob (USA)
  45. Buford T. Justice (USA)
  46. Candi Dish (USA)
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  48. Captain Kangaroo (USA)
  49. Charlie Brown (USA)
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  51. Charles F. Smith (USA)
  52. Chris Anthemum (USA)
  53. Chris P. Bacon (USA)
  54. Chris P. Cream (USA)
  55. Clark Gable (USA)
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  57. Clayton Moore (USA)
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  62. Constance Cantwell (USA)
  63. Crystal Chanda Leir (USA)
  64. Curly (USA)
  65. Daddy Warbucks (USA)
  66. Daffy G. Duck (USA)
  67. Dan Dunderhead (USA)
  68. Debbie Finch (USA)
  69. Dick B. Long (USA)
  70. Dick Fitzwell (USA)
  71. Dick Gazinya (USA)
  72. Dick Heads (USA)
  73. Dick Holder (USA)
  74. Dick Israel Small (USA) 
  75. Dick Schaefer (USA)
  76. Dick Stillhard (USA)
  77. Dick Sweat (USA)
  78. Dickie Smothers (USA)
  79. Dixie Normous (USA)
  80. Dixon Tudeep (USA) 
  81. Don Rickles (USA)
  82. Don Smith (USA)
  83. Don Quixote (USA)
  84. Drew Peacock (USA)
  85. Dr. Theodore Festerpus (USA)
  86. Ed Norton (USA)
  87. Edith Bunker (USA)
  88. Egbert Smith (USA)
  89. Ella Mentry (USA)
  90. Ellie Mae Clampitt (USA)
  91. Elmer J. Fudd (USA)
  92. Elmer Hugz (USA)
  93. Emerson Biggins (USA)
  94. Emil Brown (USA)
  95. Emil Overkamp (USA)
  96. Ethyl Mirtz (USA)
  97. Fauntleroy S. Smith (USA)
  98. Fawn Dell Maibalz (USA)
  99. Festus Haggen (USA)
  100. Flossy Funderburk (USA)
  101. Forrest Ranger (USA)
  102. Foster Brooks (USA)
  103. Frank Brown (USA)
  104. Frank Furter (USA)
  105. Fred G. Sanford (USA)
  106. Fred Mirtz (USA)
  107. Fritz Filibuster (USA)
  108. Gabby Hayes (USA)
  109. Gabriel G. Smith (USA)
  110. Gary Brown (USA)
  111. Gary Pinkel (USA)
  112. Gasco Citizen (USA)
  113. Gaylord Focker (USA)
  114. Geri Attrick (USA)
  115. Gertrude Schenkelburg (USA)
  116. Gomer Pyle (USA) 
  117. Gordon Gate (USA)
  118. Hal Apeno (USA)
  119. Hankie E. Pankie (USA)
  120. Happy Shoveler (USA)
  121. Harry Brown (USA)
  122. Harry Butts (USA)
  123. Harry P. Ness (USA)
  124. Haywood Jablowme (USA)
  125. Hedley Lamarr (USA)
  126. Helen Heaven (USA)
  127. Henrietta Hornschwagel (USA)
  128. Herbert Patrick Joseph John Williams (USA)
  129. Herbert Smith (USA)
  130. Herbie Hambuerger (USA) 
  131. Howdy Doody (USA)
  132. Howie Feltersnatch (USA)
  133. Hugh G. Rection (USA)
  134. Hugh Jass (USA)
  135. Idell Brown (USA)
  136. Ima Horr (USA)
  137. Ima Realfule (USA)
  138. I. P. Daily (USA)
  139. I. P. Freely (USA)
  140. Isaac Cox (USA)
  141. Ivanna Humpalot (USA)
  142. Ivonna Tinkle (USA)
  143. Jack Cass (USA)
  144. Jack Daniels (USA)
  145. Jack Mehoff (USA)
  146. Jack N. Noff (USA)
  147. Jack Pot (USA)
  148. Jacques Clouseau (France)
  149. Jacques Strapp (France)
  150. James Brown (USA)
  151. Jay Silverheels (USA)
  152. J. C. Higgenbottom (USA)
  153. Jean Girard (France) 
  154. Jeffrey Needle (USA)
  155. Jenna Talia (USA)
  156. Jerry Attrick (USA)
  157. Jethro Bodine (USA)
  158. Jim Beam (USA)
  159. Jim Nasium (USA)
  160. John Doe (USA)
  161. John Smith (USA)
  162. Johnny Fever (USA)
  163. Johnny Walker (USA)
  164. Julian Javier (USA)
  165. Junior Samples (USA)
  166. Keisha Mei Ash (USA)
  167. Kenneth Brown (USA)
  168. Kenny G. (USA)
  169. Kenny Smith (USA)
  170. K. Liarmore (USA)
  171. Larry (USA)
  172. Larry Smith (USA)
  173. Lawrence Brown (USA)
  174. Lea Tard (USA)
  175. Les Nessman (USA)
  176. Liz B. Anne (USA)
  177. Marilyn Johnson (USA)
  178. Mark McGwire (USA)
  179. Mary Chris Smith (USA)
  180. Mary Juanna  (USA)
  181. Max (USA)
  182. Max E. Padd (USA) 
  183. Maxwell Smart (USA)
  184. Melissa Smith (USA)
  185. Mike Krzyzewski (USA)
  186. Mike Litoris (USA)
  187. Mike Hunt (USA)
  188. Millard Brown (USA)
  189. Moe (USA)
  190. Mr. Green Jeans (USA)
  191. Mr. Moose (USA)
  192. Mrs. Hannigan (USA)
  193. M.T. Mylode (USA) 
  194. Nathaniel Smith (USA)
  195. Norbert Brown (USA)
  196. Norm Stewart (USA)
  197. Olan Brown (USA)
  198. Oliver T. Shagnasty (USA)
  199. Omar P. Smith (USA)
  200. Otis Campbell (USA)
  201. Paul Brown (USA)
  202. Paul Smith (USA)
  203. Penny Tration (USA)
  204. Peter B. Stiff (USA)
  205. Peter Cottontail (USA)
  206. Peter Piper (USA)
  207. Phil McCracken (USA)
  208. Phineas Taylor Barnum (USA)
  209. Ralph Cramden (USA)
  210. Randall R. Smith (USA)
  211. Red Tators (USA)
  212. Reuben B. Sandwich (USA)
  213. Rhett Butler (USA)
  214. Richard Head (USA)
  215. Richard "Dick" Smoker (USA)
  216. Richard Franklin Fosdick (USA)
  217. Ricky Bobby (USA)
  218. Robyn DeCradle (USA)
  219. Ronald Brown (USA)
  220. Rupert Murdoch (USA)
  221. Sanford Brown (USA)
  222. Seymour Buttz (USA)
  223. Slim Pickens (USA)
  224. Slim Whitman (USA)
  225. Steven Smith (USA)
  226. Stu Pid (USA)
  227. Sue E. Side (USA)
  228. Tad Pole (USA)
  229. Tator Tot - Cat (USA)
  230. Terry Aki (USA) 
  231. Terry Dactyl (USA)
  232. Tess Eckel (USA)
  233. Thurston Howell III (USA)
  234. Tim Conway (USA)
  235. Timothy Brown (USA)
  236. Tommy Gun (USA)
  237. Tommy Smothers (USA)
  238. Tony Smith (USA)
  239. Ty Twad (USA)
  240. Urban Brown (USA)
  241. Val Brown (USA)
  242. Walter Brown (USA)
  243. Walter Smith (USA)
  244. Willie B. Hardigan (USA)
  245. Willie B. Hungwell (USA)
  246. Willie Nelson (USA)
  247. Willie Smith (USA)
  248. Won Hung Lo (Japan)
  249. Xavier T. Bown (USA)
  250. Yadier Molina (Puerto Rica)

If I've inadvertently failed to list your name, I apologize profusely. Just call me, email me or catch me at a local coffee shop , and I will correct our records immediately.

Lois Lame
Subscriptions and Advertising
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Hermann Hearsay Strivng To Become A BIG HITTER!

Published by Clark Kant, Editor In Chief

We're getting more and more FREE subscribers all the time, but they just aren't "hitting on the site" like they are at other websites of our type.  Our subscribers are now coming from many locations in the USA.  Johnny Fever of Cincinnati was our 250th subscriber just recently.  Jean Girard of Paris, France signed up just last week.  Mr. Girard is our only non-USA subscriber thus far.

Although we have 250 subscribers, for which we are very thankful, and a few occasional crank visitors, we're only generating 1 page view per subscriber per day or 250 page views per day. After the first 100 days of this year, we only have a total of  only 250 subscribers x 1 page view/subscriber-day x 100 days = 25,000 page views so far.  That's far behind the BIG HITTER online news service in our local area!
So subscribers, if you're reading this, we need you to "hit us up" about 12 times per day in order to reach the level of page views being experienced by our biggest competitor. If you had done that during the first 100 days of 2010, we'd be on par with the BIG HITTER in local online news!  We would have generated 250 subscribers x 12 page views/subscriber-day x 100 days = 300,000 page views.  Then we too could claim to be a BIG HITTER!

So subscribers, here's how you can help us out ........

Just click on http://www.hermannhearsay.blogspot.com/ and add us to your Favorites list.  Then everyday from now on, just "hit us up" twelve (12) times per day.  We suggest that you try us on the following schedule of every two hours:
  1. 1 am
  2. 3 am
  3. 5 am
  4. 7 am
  5. 9 am
  6. 11 am
  7. 1 pm
  8. 3 pm
  9. 5 pm
  10. 7 pm
  11. 9 pm
  12. 11 pm
Jimmy, Lois and I thank you for your help!  Remember:  Until we become a BIG HITTER, we are only a LITTLE HITTER!

Clark Kant
Editor In Chief
www.hermannhearsay.blogspot.com

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Please accept our apologies .........

Published by Clark Kant, Editor In Chief

Please accept our humble apologies for anything we may have done that you don't like.  Please also accept our apologies for all the things you'd like for us to do that we haven't done.

We've heard your whining feedback:
  1. We aren't covering a lot of stories like the other online news sites are doing.
  2. We aren't introducing some of the new, whiz-bang technologies with our news coverage like our competitors.
  3. We aren't chasing the waling sirens of ambulances or the flashing lights of fire trucks and police cars to cover all the exciting action of the night in and around Hermann. 
  4. We aren't doing cool live audio and video news broadcasts like our competitors.
  5. We don't require our commenters to use their real names like other websites do.
  6. We don't have live webcams so you can keep your eye on Hermann happenings.
  7. We don't have forums where you can bitch and complain.
All I can say to you is that we apologize profusely.  On the otherhand, we ain't gonna change a doggone thing!

Our service is free.  We ain't makin' much money doing this thankless job.  My staff, Jimmy Oldsun and Lois Lame, are both about to quit on me.  You see, we don't pay them very much, and we work them pretty hard.  So, if you think you can run a better online daily news service on a tight budget like I have, go right ahead!  Be my guest!

Clark Kant
Editor In Chief
http://www.hermannhearsay.blogspot.com/

School bond question passes; Witthaus, Pratte keep seats on board

Published by Clark Kant, Editor In Chief

I didn't send Jimmy Oldsun, our crackerjack investigative reporter, up to the county courthouse last night to cover the results of yesterday's local elections.  I knew it would be crowded in the hallway outside the county clerk's office with all of the "live broadcasts" going on.  I also knew that Don Kruse and his staff at The Hermann Advertiser-Courier would do their usual very thorough job on the election coverage so that our coverage would really not be necessary.  Besides, I didn't think our readers would need an election report until this morning anyway.  I figured that a lot of you would be watching 'American Idol' on TV last night or doing things with your families.

Here's the election coverage as reported by The Hermann Advertiser-Courier:

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School bond question passes; Witthaus, Pratte keep seats on board

By staff writer

Voters overwhelmingly approved the no-tax increase bond issue in the Gasconade County R-1 School District in Tuesday's election, and Todd Witthaus and Mike Pratte will keep their seats on the school board.

With Gasconade, Montgomery and Franklin county votes in, the bond issue received 866 yes votes to 329 no. Only Warren County votes were not reported, and the small Case-Gore precinct is not yet counted.

Todd Witthaus garnered the most votes (747) and Pratte, the current school board president, had the next most votes (638). Sherry Englert (561) and Curtis Thomas (259) were running for the first time. The Case-Gore precinct in Warren County was not reported in these totals.

In the Hermann municipal election, all incumbents were unopposed. Mayor Larry Miskel received 324 votes in Ward 1 and 2, and there were 12 votes for write-in candidates. Long-time city collector Marilyn Fricke received the most votes (369) in the two Hermann wards.

In Ward 2, Dan Wilson received 187 votes, and in Ward 1 Ron VanBooven received 154.

The R-1 district presented a $5 million bond proposal to the voters that is designed to meet most of the immediate facilities needs and long-term maintenance. All three campuses in the district will be addressed, and that will include the elementary school, middle school and high school. The district also intends to build, for the first time, an administration building that will free-up the space it now occupies in the middle school.

The facilities that house special needs students will be improved to meet their needs, and ADA issues will also be improved.

The district expects to save thousands of dollars with low interest from Stimulus funds.

In the race for school board, Witthaus and Pratte received most of their votes in the two Hermann wards and the large ward (Little Berger) that makes up rural Hermann. Witthaus received 154 votes in the Little Berger precinct and Pratte received 152. Sherry Englert, a former Hermann Middle School teacher, received 75 votes in that precinct, and Curtis Thomas had 44.

All total, here's how the Gasconade County vote went for the school board candidates: Witthaus 543, Pratte 452, Englert 368 and Thomas 183.

In Montgomery County, Pratte received the most votes (135) while Witthaus had 133. Englert received 127 and Thomas 49. The Montgomery County portion of the Gasconade R-1 school district comes from Rhineland, McKittrick, Big Spring, New Florence and Mineola.

In the race for mayor of Berger, Mayor Terry Black was re-elected with 48. Former Mayor Harold Englert received 33. Ward 1 alderman Milferd Elfine kept his seat, getting 31 votes to just 8 for Barbara Flint, who has run for office in Berger several times before. Ward 2 alderman Bryan Dirks was unopposed and received 27 votes.

In the city Bland, a new mayor will take office. Trish O'Dell received 103 votes and unseated Mayor Bruce Sassmann, who had 70.

In the city of Gasconade, Collector Marjorie Kuhn had opposition but was re-elected. She had 34 votes while Jean Sailors had 5.

In the city of Morrison, Mayor Sam Birk, City Collector Stephanie Birk all were re-elected and ran unopposed.

Owensville elected a new mayor Tuesday as challenger Dixon Somerville unseated Jesse Loeb, 262-200. Robert Rickerd was re-elected city marshal of Owensville in a close race with Joseph Weirich. Rickerd received 240 votes to 216 for Weirich.

Tuesday's election brought out 1,679 voters in Gasconade County. There were 7,681 registered voters for the April 6 election, and Tuesday's turnout was 21.86 percent.

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Great reporting by The A-C!  Just the facts.  No bells and whistles.  No opinion, embellishment or commentary.  If you don't already have a subscription to The A-C, you should consider getting one.  The A-C is the Gold Standard of election news coverage in the local area!

Clark Kant
Editor In Chief
www.hermannhearsay.blogspot.com

The Beauty and Reliability of Simplicity

Published by Clark Kant, Editor In Chief

While other local online daily news websites are having reliability problems and periodically "crashing" for good chunks of time, Hermann Hearsay is proud to report that we have never "crashed".  We have never been down for one minute.  We are always here whenever you have the time to visit us!

Perhaps the critical difference is that we rely upon tried and true, proven technologies.  None of that fancy stuff like live web cams and live streaming news coverage which eats up "band width" here on our website!  Who needs that stuff anyway when it is so unreliable?!  And who wants to pay an annual subscription fee so that amateurs can monkey with technology they don't fully understand?!

Well, we're gonna keep on keepin' it simple here at Hermann Hearsay.  We believe that, in the long run, our readers will come to appreciate the beauty and reliablity of simplicity.  And don't forget, we don't charge a dime for our reader subscriptions!

Another very reliable local news publication is The Hermann Advertiser-Courier.  The good folks down at The A-C have never failed to deliver a weekly newspaper to my mailbox on Wednesday morning.  Sure, they will charge you an annual subscription fee.  But their content and reliability are well worth the small amount they charge.

Simplicity leads to greater reliability.  Simplicity is a beautiful thing!

Clark Kant
Editor In Chief
www.hermannhearsay.blogspot.com

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

What is a "shill"?

Published by Jimmy Oldsun, Investigative Reporter

What is a "shill"?  This question arose as the consequence of the use of the term in a recent article written by my boss, Clark Kant.

Since there has been a bit of controversy arising from his use of the term, Clark asked me to define and explain the term in further detail.  The following is taken directly from Wikipedia:

Shill


From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

A shill is person who is paid (or in someway rewarded) to help another person or organization to sell goods or services. The shill pretends to have no association with the seller/group and gives onlookers the impression that he or she is an enthusiastic customer. The person or group that hires the shill is using crowd psychology, to encourage other onlookers or audience members (who are unaware of the set-up) to purchase said goods or services. Shills are often employed by confidence artists. The term plant is also used. The term is also used to describe a person who is paid to help a political party or other advocacy organization to gain adherents; as with the situation of selling goods or services, the shill gives the impression of being unrelated to the group in question, and gives the impression that he or she finds merit in the ideological claims of the political party.
Shilling is illegal in many circumstances and in many jurisdictions because of the frequently fraudulent and damaging character of their actions. However, if a shill does not place uninformed parties at a risk of loss, but merely generates "buzz", the shill's actions may be legal. For example, a person planted in an audience to laugh and applaud when desired (see claque), or to participate in on-stage activities as a "random member of the audience", is a type of legal shill.
"Shill" can also be used pejoratively to describe a critic who appears either all-too-eager to heap glowing praise upon mediocre offerings, or who acts as an apologist for glaring flaws. In this sense, they would be an implicit "shill" for the industry at large, possibly because their income is tied to its prosperity. The origin of the term shill is uncertain; it may be an abbreviation of the Yiddish shillaber. The word originally denoted a carnival worker who pretended to be a member of the audience in an attempt to elicit interest in an attraction. Some sources trace the usage only back to 1914.

On the Internet

In online discussion media, satisfied consumers or "innocent" parties may express specific opinions in order to further the interests of an organization in which they have an interest, such as a commercial vendor or special interest group. Websites may also be set up for the same purpose. For example, an employee of a company that produces a specific product may praise the product anonymously in a discussion forum or group in order to generate interest in that product, service or group. In addition, some shills use sock puppetry where they sign on as one user soliciting recommendations for a specific product or service. They then sign on as a different user pretending to be a satisfied customer of a specific company.
In some jurisdictions and circumstances this type of activity may be illegal. In addition, reputable organizations may prohibit their employees and other interested parties (contractors, agents, etc.) from participating in public forums or discussion groups in which a conflict of interest might arise, or will at least insist that their employees and agents refrain from participating in any way that might create a conflict of interest. For example, the plastic surgery company, Lifestyle Lift, ordered their employees to post fake positive reviews on websites. As a result, they were sued, and ordered to pay $300,000 in damages by the New York Attorney General's office. Said Attorney General Andrew Cuomo: "This company’s attempt to generate business by duping consumers was cynical, manipulative, and illegal. My office has and will continue to be on the forefront in protecting consumers against emerging fraud and deception, including ‘astroturfing,’ on the Internet."

Sock puppets

Sometimes shills may be used to downplay legitimate complaints posted by users on the Internet. See Spin (public relations) and sock puppet (internet).

In gambling

Both the illegal and legal gambling industries often use shills to make winning at games appear more likely than it actually is. For example, illegal Three-card Monte and Shell game peddlers are notorious employers of shills. These shills also often aid in cheating, disrupting the game if the "mark" is likely to win. In a legal casino, however, a shill is sometimes a gambler who plays using the casino's money in order to keep games (especially poker) going when there are not enough players. (This is different from a "proposition player" who is paid a salary by the casino for the same purpose, but bets with their own money.)

In marketing

See also: Astroturfing

In marketing, shills are often employed to assume the air of satisfied customers and give testimonials to the merits of a given product. This type of shilling is illegal in some jurisdictions but almost impossible to detect. It may be considered a form of unjust enrichment or unfair competition, as in California's Business & Professions Code § 17200, which prohibits "unfair or fraudulent business act[s] or practice[s] and unfair, deceptive, untrue or misleading advertising".

In auctions

Shills, or "potted plants", are sometimes employed in auctions. Driving prices up with phony bids, they seek to provoke a bidding war among other participants. Often they are told by the seller precisely how high to bid, as the seller actually pays the price (to himself, of course) if the item does not sell, losing only the auction fees. Shilling has a substantially higher rate of occurrence in online auctions, where any user with multiple accounts (and IP addresses) can shill without aid of participants. Many online auction sites employ sophisticated (and usually secret) methods to detect collusion.[citation needed]The online auction site eBay forbids shilling; its rules do not allow friends or employees of a person selling an item to bid on the item.

In journalism

The term is applied metaphorically to journalists or commentators who have vested interests in or associations with parties in a controversial issue. Usually this takes the form of a show or network pretending to be offering news when in fact they are simply repeating talking points offered by a political party. Journalistic ethics require full disclosure of conflicts of interest, and of any interference by other parties with the reportage.

In research and experiments

A shill in a psychology experiment, or the like, is called a "confederate". In Stanley Milgram's experiment in which the subjects witnessed people getting electric shocks, a confederate would pretend to be one of the experimental subjects who would receive the fake shocks, so that the real experimental subject would think that a draw of names from a hat was random. The confederate would always play the role of the learner, and the subject would be the teacher, and the subject would think that this was a random draw from a hat containing papers that say "learner" and "teacher".
In performance art, such as DECONference (Decontamination Conference), the confederates were called "deconfederates", and when a large group of (de)conference attendees were asked to remove all clothing prior to entry to the deconference, the deconfederate, planted among the attendees, would comply immediately with the request, causing all of the others to follow the orders and disrobe as well. [1](Reference: Volume 36, Number 4, August 2003, E-ISSN: 1530-9282 Print ISSN: 0024-094X, "Decon 2 (Decon Squared): Deconstructing Decontamination", August 2003, pp. 285-290)

In interrogations

Police or military interrogators sometimes use undercover agents (called "plants") to assist with the interrogation of an individual or suspect. The plant can pose as a fellow inmate or internee, build a rapport and earn the confidence of the interviewee. The plant may subtly suggest that telling the interrogators what they want to know is the sensible or right thing to do. Even if no outright confessions are obtained, minor details and discrepancies that come out in supposedly innocent conversation can be used to chip away at the interviewee. Some plants are in reality inmates or prisoners of war who have been promised better treatment and conditions in return for helping with the interrogation. One notorious UK case is that of Colin Stagg, a man who was falsely accused of the murder of Rachel Nickell, in which a policewoman posed as a potential love interest to try to tempt Stagg to implicate himself.

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The only thing that I would hasten to add is this:

"Shills" may be paid or rewarded in a variety of ways.  It is not necessary that a "shill" be paid immediately in the currency of the realm for his services.  The terms of payment or reward may take various forms such as:

1.  Payment by check or in cash,
2.  Payment in goods and/or services,
3.  Payment in terms of special reciprocal favors,
4.  Payments or rewards which are promised or implied in the future for services provided today, and
5.  Psychic income which comes from participation in and/or leadership of the endeavor.

As the term "shill" is used when referring to people on websites which offer goods and/or services for money, make sure that you understand that the phenonemon exists.  Be on the lookout for "shills" when you visit a website which has a financial interest in promoting goods, services or the website itself.

Jimmy Oldsun
Investigative Reporter
www.hermannhearsay.blogspot.com

Hermann Hearsay Announces Plans To Study Feasibility Of News Podcast

Published by Clark Kant, Editor In Chief

Hermann Hearsay announced plans to study the economic and technical feasibility of launching its very own news podcast during a sparsely attended news conference in Hermann yesterday.  The news conference was held in Elmer Hugz' backyard.  Regettably, Elmer, his wife, and Henrietta Hornschwagel were the only attendees.  The call letters for the  podcast will be K-R-A-P ......... provided, of course, that they haven't already been taken by someone else.

K-R-A-P plans to commence podcasting over the internet on June 1, 2010.  The primary content for the news podcast will be:

- Hermann News KRAP
- KRAPPY Weather in Hermann
- Other Local News KRAP that ain't fit to be printed
A talk show host and weatherman are being recruited from the local area.  No one has accepted either job offer yet.  So, if you're interested in either position, just give us a call at 1-800-HEARSAY or drop us a brief line stating your qualifications.

Clark Kant
Editor In Chief
www.hermannhearsay.blogspot.com

Monday, April 5, 2010

Cardinals Open Season In Cincinnati

Published by Jimmy Oldsun, Sports Reporter

The St. Louis Cardinals open the 2010 season in Cincinnati against the Reds.  Chris Carpenter will take the mound for the Redbirds, while Aaron Harang will start for the Reds.  The first pitch of the game is scheduled for 12:10 CDT.  The game will be televised by ESPN.

GO CARDS!

Jimmy Oldsun
Sports Reporter
http://www.hermannhearsay.blogspot.com/

What is "Yellow Journalism"?

Published by Jimmy Oldsun, Investigative Report

My boss, Clark Kant, wrote a piece this weekend in which he used the term "yellow journalism".  Clark offered tthe following brief definition of the term:

yellow journalism
n. Journalism that exploits, distorts, or exaggerates the news to create sensations and attract readers.

A number of our readers and visitors have asked us to expand upon this short definition and to explain what "yellow journalism" is and what it is not.  Clark is off working on another story, so he assigned the task to me.

Answers to some of the questions we have been asked to explain follow:

What was/is "yellow journalism"?
  • The phrase "yellow journalism" is used to describe journalism that ignores real news stories in favor of sensationalized and sometimes exaggerated stories to sell more copies and more subscriptions.
Why was/is "yellow journalism" called "yellow"?
  • The term "yellow journalism" comes from a 19th century cartoon which used yellow ink.  It involved sensationalism and distortion.
How did "yellow journalism" get its name?
  • It came from a popular comic called "Hogan's Alley" that featured a yellow-dressed character named "the yellow kid".
What is the definition of "yellow journalism"?
  • Clark gave you a very good definition.  See above.
  • Here's another definition:  "Yellow journalism", in short, is biased opinion masquerading as objective fact.  Moreover, the practice of "yellow journalism" involved sensationalism, distorted stories, and misleading images for the sole purpose of boosting newspaper sales and exciting publicity.
Why was/is "yellow journalism" used?
  • To "Smear" the opposition. To exaggerate news stories and to "attract and hook" readers by enraging them. 
Who was most famous for using "yellow journalism"?

  • Joseph Pulitzer or Randolph Hearst were both guilty of "yellow journalism", however Randolph Hearst exploited its use to cause the Spanish-American war.
  • As newspapers began to compete more and more with one another to increase circulation and obtain more advertising revenue, a different type of journalism was developed by publishers Joseph Pulitzer and William Randolph Hearst.  In the mid-1890s, Pulitzer (in the New York World) and Hearst (in the San Francisco Examiner and later the New York Morning Journal) transformed newspapers with sensational and scandalous news coverage, the use of drawings and the inclusion of more features such as comic strips.  After Pulitzer began publishing color comic sections that included a strip entitled "The Yellow Kid" (right) in early 1896, this type of paper was labeled "yellow journalism." Drawn by R.F. Outcault, the popular (if now-unfunny) strip became a prize in the struggle between Pulitzer and Hearst in the New York newspaper wars. Outcault moved the strip to Hearst's papers after nine months, where it competed with a Pulitzer-sponsored version of itself.  "The Yellow Kid" proved the first merchandising phenomenon of the comics. The character was portrayed in keychains and collector cards, appeared on stage and even had a short-lived magazine named after him.  The papers themselves trumpeted their concern for the "people." At the same time, yellow journalists choked up the news channels on which the common people depended with shrieking, gaudy, sensation-loving, devil-may-care kinds of journalism. This turned the high drama of life into a cheap melodrama and led to stories being twisted into the forms best suited for sales by the hollering newsboy.
What does "yellow journalism" mean today?
  • "Yellow press" was a term applied to the popular, frankly imperialistic newspapers of New York City, circa 1890s. Today, "yellow journalism" refers to lurid publications that emphasize the sensational side of news stories in order to attract readers.  Modern day examples include the tabloid news magazines, many online news websites, and arguably many of the so-called cable news talk shows.
What are some examples of "yellow journalism" today?
  • Actually, the line between "yellow" and "mainstream" is pretty blurred these days, but gossip magazines, "tabloid" papers available in MOST markets/discount stores, etc. would be considered examples of "yellow" journalism.  This is generally ANY type of publication depending on innuendo, unverified information, and other things that if the person covered were NOT a politician or celebrity of some kind would be of interest only to their doctor, lawyer, or spouse, and/or would never make it into print outside of a biography of that person.
I hope this addresses all the questions our readers have asked.  If we can answer any more of your questions, don't hesitate to ask them.

Jimmy Oldsun
Investigative Reporter
www.hermannhearsay.blogspot.com



    NCAA Men's National Championship Game

    Published by Jimmy Oldsun, Sports Reporter

    Butler Bulldogs vs. Duke Blue Devils.  Did you pick either of these teams to play in the national championship game?  My NCAA tournament bracket was busted long ago!

    I have to cover the night desk here at Hermann Hearsay, but I may wonder down to Wings-A-Blazin' to catch the game.  Shssssh!  Don't tell Clark!  Maybe I'll take my laptop along and pretend to work on a story while I'm there.

    So, who are you pickin' to win the 2010 National Championship?

    Jimmy Oldsun
    Sports Reporter
    www.HermannHearsay.blogspot.com

    Sunday, April 4, 2010

    A Cheap Substitute For Fair, Balanced And Honest Journalism

    An editorial comment straight from the horse's mouth .....
    Published by Clark Kant, Editor In Chief

    yellow journalism
    n.  Journalism that exploits, distorts, or exaggerates the news to create sensations and attract readers.

    The "smear campaign" against Sharon Meyer, Democratic challenger for the office of Gasconade County Clerk, has begun.  Amazingly, it took only two days from her filing on Tuesday of this past week!  The "smear campaign" against her began during the weekly county commission meeting on Thursday, 4/1.  Am I surprised?  No, not at all!  I have seen this before.

    I just read the report on the 4/1 commission meeting written by Alex Luft, "reporter" for CountyNewsLIVE.com, and I cannot help but observe how Mr. Luft along with the political enemies of Mrs. Meyer have begun the "smear campaign" against her.  In his report, Mr. Luft repeats allocations made against Mrs. Meyer by longtime "crank and bully", Kyle Lairmore, son of Southern District Associate Commissioner Jerry Lairmore.  Mr. Luft does not go on to tell the reader about the basis for Mrs. Meyer's complaints regarding the Missouri sunshine laws to which Kyle Lairmore refers.  Mr. Luft made no effort to contact Mrs. Meyer so that he might get her version of Kyle Lairmore's "story".  A good journalist would have done this in order to file a more fair and balanced report.  Kyle Lairmore's appearance at the 4/1 county commission was planned and pre-arranged as they have been in the past, most likely orchestrated by his daddy.

    Mr. Luft should know better than to file such one-sided, biased reports.  As a graduate of Missouri's prestigious School of Journalism, Luft has been taught better!  I can only conclude that Mr. Luft, a young journalist with great promise, is apparently being influenced by his employer to intentionally shade the truth and file reports with unanswered malicious accusations by individuals who have political axes to grind.  After working in our community for a year now, Mr. Luft should be well-aware who and what Kyle Lairmore is.  Mr. Luft should know that Kyle Lairmore is a frequent visitor at county commission meetings and that, by his bizarre statements and actions, he has long ago destroyed his own personal credibility.  That being the case, why did Luft report on Lairmore's comments at the county commission meeting but then fail to obtain and also report Sharon Meyer's response to Lairmore's comments?  Mr. Luft, you are no Jim Lehrer (one of the best journalists ever produced by the School of Journalism at Mizzou).  And you will never become a professional journalist like Mr. Lehrer if you hang around at CNL.  I advise you to move on and find a REAL job in journalism!

    And just for the record, Hank Vonk, who offered a comment in response to Mr. Luft's report, is no independent and objective reader of CNL.  Hank Vonk is a long-time shill for Jeff Noedel and CountyNewsLIVE.com.  He was a shill for Noedel when Noedel ran HermannMuenster.com and nothing has changed in that regard since Noedel started up CNL.  Mr. Vonk frequently "collaborates" with Mr. Noedel and his reporters.  Mr. Vonk drove all the way from Owensville to work with Noedel and Luft as recently as Friday night, 4/2, when the three men co-hosted an amateurish live "internet radio broadcast" about upcoming local and county elections.  Readers must understand that Hank Vonk has had and continues to have a very close relationhsip with Mr. Noedel and CountyNewsLIVE.  WARNING:  He is NO VOICE of INDEPENDENT REASON.  Hank Vonk has had an obvious axe to grind against Sharon Meyer, Sandra Lackman and Northern District Associate Commissioner Matt Penning for a very long time!

    Now, here for your convenient reference, is the CNL article to which I refer:

    http://countynewslive.com/content/2010/apr/01/roundup-county-commission-meets-first-time-after-filing-offices-closes

    This type of unfair, unbalanced, dishonest, yellow journalism is sure to continue throughout the current
    political campaign.  Mr. Noedel and his "reporters" have a track record of giving favorable press coverage to those who reciprocate by giving them access.  They give unfavorable press coverage to those who refuse to give them access.  This has gone on since the days of Hermann Muenster when Noedel took sides in the commissioner salary overpayment lawsuit and other disputes at the county courthouse.  Noedel and his staff "play ball" with politicians and non-politicians alike who help them out by giving them a story.  Without access to stories, Noedel and his reporters have nothing but an empty inconsequential blog.  Noedel and his staff obviously know this, so they willingly play into the hands of those who would use the press for their own selfish public relations purposes. 

    Furthermore, let it be known that Mr. Noedel bears grudges against those who disagree with his "journalistic" techniques and practices, and he becomes quite angry and condescending when
    someone criticizes them.  I know this to be the case on a first-hand basis for I have disagreed with him when he ran HermannMuenster.com, and I know how I and other dissenters were poorly treated because we dared to disagree with his one-sided coverage of some stories.  And he really bears grudges against those who deny him access for interviews.  Because Sharon Meyer's political enemies have given Noedel and his reporters unrestricted access for news stories, Noedel and his reporters take their sides rather than look critically at both sides. 

    Professional journalists should never take one side over another when reporting on a story.  But that is exactly what went on at HermannMuenster.com and that is what is currently going on at CountyNewsLIVE.com.  People in the Hermann area see and understand what I am saying, and that is why CountyNewsLIVE.com is struggling to stay afloat.

    Mark my words and mark them well!  Jeff Noedel and his "reporters" at CountyNewsLIVE.com will conspire together with Sharon Meyer's political enemies to smear and discredit her in every conceivable way they can between now and the election in November.  They think they can succeed in this, because they have deluded themselves into thinking they have a lot of readers and that these readers will swallow their reporting "hook, line and sinker".

    Mr. Noedel, you are free to respond to me here on Hermann Hearsay.  I know that you are reading my articles closely.  We do not censor our visiting commenters as you once censored me on Hermann Muenster.  Hence, I will publish anything you want to submit. But beware, I will have my say as well. This is my website, and you can't censor my words here!  Messrs. Luft, Lairmore and Vonk, you too may respond if you wish to do so.

    Oh, and one more thing.  I have assigned Jimmy Oldsun to read your reports.  If we detect any further incidents of "yellow journalism", we will report them to our readers as well as to the individuals you are slamming.  Be journalists over there at CNL.  Be honest, fair and balanced in your reporting!

    Clark Kant
    Editor In Chief
    http://www.hermannhearsay.blogspot.com/

    Saturday, April 3, 2010

    Hermann Hearsay Hits 200 Free Subscriber Mark

    Published by Clark Kant, Editor In Chief

    Yesterday Hermann Hearsay hit a new milestone in FREE subscriptions.  Slim Pickens became our 200th subscriber.  Thanks to Slim and all the rest of our loyal subscribers!

    Hermann Hearsay subscribers reside in 20 towns and cities spread out in 5 states.  Their ages range from 25 years old to 75 years old.

    Clark Kant
    Editor In Chief
    http://www.hermannhearsay.blogspot.com/

    Wednesday, March 31, 2010

    Hermann Advertiser-Courier Delivers The Local News Reliably

    An Editorial Comment, straight from the horse's mouth ....
    Published by Clark Kant, Editor In Chief

    On a slow news day over at CountyNewsLIVE.com, the people of Hermann could at least depend upon The Hermann Advertiser-Courier for their local news.  Just like clockwork, The A-C was delivered to my mailbox as it has been on so many, many Wednesdays over so many, many years before!

    On a day when the folks at CountyNewsLIVE.com busied themselves working on their "Subscriber Telethon", The Hermann Advertiser-Courier brought solid local news reporting and a good dose of local advertisements to their readers.

    We wish the folks over at CountyNewsLIVE.com all the best as they struggle to remain financially solvent.  And we thank Don Kruse, Cathi Utley, Erin Kottwitz and the entire staff over at The Hermann Advertiser-Courier for delivering the local news to us just like clockwork!  We can always count on The A-C ...... and that's a very comforting and reassuring feeling!

    Clark Kant
    Editor In Chief
    http://www.hermannhearsay.blogpot.com/