Saturday, April 3, 2010

Hermann Hearsay Hits 200 Free Subscriber Mark

Published by Clark Kant, Editor In Chief

Yesterday Hermann Hearsay hit a new milestone in FREE subscriptions.  Slim Pickens became our 200th subscriber.  Thanks to Slim and all the rest of our loyal subscribers!

Hermann Hearsay subscribers reside in 20 towns and cities spread out in 5 states.  Their ages range from 25 years old to 75 years old.

Clark Kant
Editor In Chief
http://www.hermannhearsay.blogspot.com/

31 comments:

  1. Congratulations!

    A. E. Newman
    Bland, MO

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  2. Proud to be a new Hermann Hearsay reader!

    Slim

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  3. Glad to see that my old buddy signed up!

    Willie Nelson

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  4. Hope you won't get to big for your britches, Clark!

    Elmer

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  5. Henrietta HornschwagelApril 3, 2010 at 8:52 AM

    Nice going, Clark!

    Henrietta

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  6. And you did it without ever having to conduct a subscriber telethon! Just think how many subscribers you could have if you did some effective marketing!

    Jethro

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  7. Beula BowelmovementApril 3, 2010 at 8:57 AM

    I think you can hit 500 by Christmas, Clark!

    Beula

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  8. Oliver T. ShagnastyApril 3, 2010 at 3:37 PM

    I think I was #199, Clark! Funny how many people FREE will attract!

    Ollie

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  9. Som'bitch, Clark! I guess I was your 198th subscriber. Keep up the good work!

    Buford T. Justice

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  10. Cledus 'Snowman' SnowApril 3, 2010 at 3:56 PM

    Well done my boy! Keep on truckin'!

    Snowman

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  11. Peter and I are sooooo happy for you!

    Richard

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  12. I presume this means that you're buyin' drinks down at The Barrel tonight?!

    Elmer

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  13. Hiyo Silver!

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  14. I always new you could do it, Clark!

    Frank

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  15. Congrats Clark!

    Flossy

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  16. Abigail ApplewhiteApril 3, 2010 at 4:14 PM

    Very proud of you, Clark!

    Abbie

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  17. Clem KadiddlehopperApril 3, 2010 at 4:16 PM

    You're just gettin' started, Clark!

    Clem

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  18. Damn, I'd like to subscribe but I'll wait for Hermann Hearsay's next milestone. Can you send a heads-up email when HH reaches 249 subscribers?

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  19. Phineas Taylor BarnumApril 3, 2010 at 7:37 PM

    Greatest online news service in Hermann!

    P. T. Barnum

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  20. I check Hermann Hearsay two or three times a day, Clark! Bravo!

    Hedley

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  21. I hope you never decide to charge for your service, Clark. Times are tough. I lost my job six months ago. Then I lost my home. Then I lost my car. I can't afford internet service, so I go to the library every day where I can use their computers to access your daily news service. I can't afford a subscription to CNL. Besides I'm not interested in their webcams of 4th Street and the Missouri River.

    If you ever need a secretary, I'm available.

    Ima

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  22. My daddy and I say you're a dickhead!

    K. Liarmore

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  23. Hey K. Liarmore!

    Go crawl back into the hole from whence you came!

    Clark Kant

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  24. Gertrude SchenkelburgApril 4, 2010 at 6:24 AM

    Hi Clark!

    Keep up the good work! More subscribers than CNL and much more profitable too!

    Gertrude

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  25. Who the hell is "K. Liarmore"? Sounds like some kind of redneck from Owensville!

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  26. Happy Easter, Clark!

    Peter

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  27. Curly, Larry and MoeApril 4, 2010 at 6:29 AM

    You're our favorite online news site in Hermann!

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  28. You quack me up, Clark!

    Daffy

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  29. Keep up the good work, Clark!

    H. Doody

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  30. Love your site, Clark!

    Jeff

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  31. Thanks for the recent positive comments about The Hermann Advertiser-Courier!

    Don

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