Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Matt Penning, Mike Jacquin and Dick Schaefer Were Right!

Published by Jimmy Oldsun, NDRIRSRWRAFTC & Editor

Northern District Commissioner Matt Penning, citizens Mike Jacquin, Dick Schaefer and others have accused  Presiding Commissioner Ron Jost and Southern District Commissioner Jerry Lairmore of "dragging their feet" on the Gasconade County courthouse project.  They were right!

You might want to go back and read an old "Hermann Muenster"
posting dated 8/27/2009 ......

http://www.ngnn.com/65041/content/2009/aug/27/roundup-taxes-courthouse-expansion-discussed-county-commission-meeting

And now nearly nine (9) months later, a fair and reasonable person has to conclude that citizens Mike Jacquin and Dick Schaefer as well as Northern District Commissioner Matt Penning were onto something when they confronted Presiding Commissioner Ron Jost during a Commission Meeting for dragging his heels and intentionally obstructing progress on the county courthouse renovation and county office expansion project.

So Presiding Commissioner Jost, the citizens of Gasconade County still want to know ....
  1. "Where do you currently stand and what progress have you made with respect to planning the scope of and developing the funding for the renovation of the Gasconade County Courthouse and the expansion of county offices?" 
  2. "As the top leader of Gasconade County, Commissioner Jost, what have YOU personally done to move this project along?" 
  3. "Are you still WAITING for someone else to hand you the project scope, the project schedule, the project estimate and the project funding all neatly wrapped in a bow?" 
  4. "IF you are still WAITING on someone else, why in tarnations do We The People of Gasconade County, even need you?"
Aaaaaaah Commissioner Jost, the jig is finally up!  You will soon be replaced, and We The People will move on into the 21st Century without you!  And in 2012, you will be joined in the private sector by Southern District Commissioner Jerry Lairmore.

Jimmy Oldsun
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Photo Of The Day - Wednesday, 5/12/2010

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Clayton Moore's horse, 'Silver'

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Quote Of The Day - Wednesday, 5/12/2010

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"Government does not solve problems; it subsidizes them."  ~ Ronald Reagan

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Joke Of The Day - Wednesday, 5/12/2010

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"I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose."  ~ George Carlin

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Tuesday, May 11, 2010

The Streets And Sidewalks Of Hermann - Day Two Of A Five Day Engineering Field Survey

Published by Jimmy Oldsun, NDRIRSRWRAFTC & Editor

This investigative report is continued from Monday's report. 

Yes, I know that we could have hidden all of our reports subsequent to Monday's report for our Premium Subscribers only.  We could have done that to "bait" our FREE Subscribers into upgrading their memberships.  But we're just not sneaky enough and under-handed enough to pull something like that.  Therefore, all five (5) reports in this series of reports will be available to everyone, even our lowly cheapskate FREE Subscribers who have not yet upgraded their memberships.

On my second day of walking (Tuesday, 5/11), I found the following street and sidewalk conditions:
  1. Guttenberg Street heading north from 5th Street to Wharf Street. - Sidewalks on both sides of street in excellent conditon.  Concrete street surface in excellent condition. Street surface well sealed.  This section of street should be the Gold Standard for all streets in Hermann but particularly for the historic downtown district as well as all main thoroughfares and arterial streets.
  2. Wharf Street heading west from Guttenberg Street to Schiller Street - Sidewalk on south side of street.  Cracked and busted but surface is relatively level.  Asphaltic street surface is patched, cracked and alligatored in a few spots.
  3. Schiller Street walking south from Wharf Street to 1st Street - Sidewalks on both sides of street in fair condition.  Asphaltic street surface patched.
  4. Schiller Street walking south from 1st Street to 2nd Street - Sidewalks on both sides of street in fair condition but busted in a few spots.  Asphaltic street surface is patched, cracked and alligatored.
  5. Schiller Street walking south from 2nd Street to 3rd Street - Sidewalks on both sides of street in fair condition but busted in a few spots. Asphaltic street surface is patched, cracked and alligatored.
  6. Schiller Street walking south from 3rd Street to 4th Street - Sidewalks on both sides of street in fair condition for the most part but busted in a few spots on the east side and very uneven in front of Back Home Again.  The new sidewalk in front of the German School Museum is wonderful.  This should be the Gold Standard for sidewalks in the downtown area.  The asphaltic street surface is patched, cracked and alligatored.
  7. Schiller Street walking south from 4th Street to 5th Street - Sidewalks on both sides of street in fair condition, but sidewalk on east side near the Cat Nip Inn are very uneven and DANGEROUS.
    More on this subject tomorrow.  The asphaltic street surface is patched, cracked and alligatored.
  8. 5th Street walking west from Guttenberg Street to Schiller Street - Sidewalk (north side of 5th Street) at the amphitheatre is in very good condition.  But the sidewalk from there to the corner of  5th and Schiller is pathetic and DANGEROUS.  The asphaltic street surface is patched, cracked and alligatored.
  9. 5th Street walking west from Schiller Street to Market Street - Sidewalks on both sides of street in fair condition although surfaces are busted up and irregular in spots.  The asphaltic street surface is patched, cracked and alligatored.
  10. 5th Street walking west from Market Street to Mozart Street - Sidewalk in fair to good condition on south side of street.  Sidewalk on north side of street in very poor condition.  Surface in varying states of repair with a few steps in the pathway.  The asphaltic street surface is patched, cracked and alligatored.
  11. Mozart Street walking south from 5th Street to 6th Street - Sidewalk on west site is in fair to good condition.  Sidewalk on east side exists from alley to 6th Street and is in poor condition.  The walking surface is very irregular and DANGEROUS as concrete slabs have heaved and settled at different rates.  The asphaltic street surface is patched, cracked and alligatored.
  12. Mozart Street walking south from 6th Street to Dead End 7th Street - West sidewalk is in excellent condition.  The asphaltic street surface is patched, cracked and alligatored.
  13. Mozart Street walking south from Dead End 7th Street to 8th Street - No sidewalks. The asphaltic street surface is patched, cracked and alligatored.  This section of street is often flooded and this is hard on the street surface.
  14. Mozart Street walking south from 8th Street to 9th Street - No sidewalks.  Mozart Street walking south from 6th Street to Dead End 7th Street - West sidewalk is in excellent condition.  The asphaltic street surface is patched, cracked and alligatored.  One pothole in need of filling.
  15. Mozart Street walking around City Ballpark - No sidewalks.  The asphaltic street surface is patched, cracked and alligatored. A few potholes in need of filling.
  16. Gasconade Street walking south from ballpark levee to 12th Street - No sidewalks.  The asphaltic street surface is patched, cracked and alligatored.
  17. Gasconade Street walking south from 12th Street to Hwy. 100 - No sidewalks.  The asphaltic street surface is patched, cracked and alligatored.
More survey results tomorrow.
 
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Job Hunt

Published by Jimmy Oldsun, NDRIRSRWRAFTC & Editor

This story appeared in 'Berger Baloney With Mayo' at http://www.bergerbaloneywithmayo.blogspot.com/.  It was written by my boss Clark Kant, CEO of TTTNN and Editor of 'Berger Baloney With Mayo'.  Clark has had a colorful past!


Job Hunt by Clark Kant


My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but I got canned.  Couldn't concentrate.
    Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.
    After that, I tried being a Tailor, but wasn't suited for it -- mainly because it was a sew-sew job.
    Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that was too exhausting. 
    Then, tried being a Chef - figured it would add a little spice to my life, but just didn't have the thyme.
    Next, I attempted being a Deli Worker, but any way I sliced it... couldn't cut the mustard.
    My best job was a Musician, but eventually found I wasn't noteworthy.
    I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but didn't have any patience.
    Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory. Tried hard but just didn't fit in.
    I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered I couldn't live on my net income.
    Managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company, but the work was just too draining.
    So then I got a job in a Workout Center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.
    After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a Historian - until I realized there was no future in it.
    My last job was working in Starbucks, but had to quit because it was the same old grind.
    SO, I TRIED Retirement AND FOUND I'M PERFECT FOR THE Job!!!!!!!
So what job are you perfect for?

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Quote Of The Day - Tuesday, May 11, 2010

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"Give people a fact or an idea and you enlighten their minds; tell them a story and you touch their souls."

~Hasidic Proverb

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Monday, May 10, 2010

The Streets And Sidewalks Of Hermann - A Five Day Engineering Survey

Published by Jimmy Oldsun, NDRIRSRWRAFTC & Editor

I walk a lot.  I walk anywhere from three (3) to eight (8) miles every day of the week.  I walk for physical exercise.  I also walk to reflect and think about things.  And I do most of my walking in the City of Hermann.

When I'm walking, I make a lot of observations about my physical surroundings.  One of the things I can't help but observe is the woeful condition of Hermann's city streets and sidewalks.  The thing about it is I almost failed to observe how bad they are.  I've been walking for a long time, and all of this just dawned upon me very recently.  You see, I grew up in this small town before I went away to school at Mizzou.  The streets were in bad condition back then.  And the sidewalks were in bad condition back then.  That's why I almost didn't observe how bad they still are during my daily walks.  I guess we kind of get used to our surroundings and just stop observing things about them.

For as long as I can remember, the streets and sidewalks in Hermann have been poorly maintained, if they have been maintained at all.  When I think about it now, I can still remember my father complaining about the poorly maintained streets and sidewalks of Hermann.  Back then, of course, he owned and operated the local sand and gravel dredging business.  Maybe he just had a vested financial interest in the condition of the streets and sidewalks, because he wanted to sell the City of Hermann more sand for concrete and asphalt?

But I digress.  The point of this posting is to announce to you that I am beginning a 5-day survey of the Hermann streets and sidewalks today.  In the next five (5) days, I plan to walk somewhere between twenty (20) and thirty (30) miles of Hermann's city streets and sidewalks.  I will document the current condition of the streets and sidewalks, and I will objectively and without bias report my findings to you and anyone on the Hermann Board of Aldermen who might be interested.

On my first day of walking (Monday, 5/10), I found the following conditions:
  1. 16th Street heading east from Jefferson Street to Hwy. 100 - No sidewalks.  Asphaltic street surface in good condition.  Street surface well sealed.
  2. 16th Street heading east from Hwy. 100 to Washington Street - No sidewalks.  Concrete paved street with concrete curbs and gutter.  Good condition.  Fine cracks at street surface due to uneven settling of concrete slabs.
  3. Washington Street heading north from 16th Street to 15th Street - No sidewalks.  Street surface fair.  Some patching.  Some "alligatoring" (fine cracks in a pattern of alligator scales).
  4. Washington Street heading north from 15th Street to Hwy. 100/14th Street - No sidewalks.  Street surface poor.  Alligatoring, patches and uneven surface in spots. Water washing under Washington St. at city utilities easement.  Parking restricted.  Street surface caving in.  Reported by resident last December.
  5. Washington Street heading north from Hwy. 100 to Goethe Street - No sidewalks.  Street surface fair, even and sealed pretty well.
  6. Washington Street heading north from  Goethe St. to 12th Street - No sidewalks.  Street surface fair, even and sealed pretty well.
  7. Washington Street heading north from 12th Street to Stark Blvd. - Sidewalk on west side of street.  Sidewalk condition fair.  Street surface uneven and patches numerous.  Surface sealed fairly well.
  8. Washington Street heading north from Stark Blvd. to 10th Street - Sidewalk on west side of street.  Sidewalk condition fair (but broken up in spots).  Street surface fair and sealed pretty well.
  9. Washington Street heading north from 10th Street to 9th Street - Sidewalk on west side of street.  Sidewalk condition fair although broken up in spots.  Street surface fair and sealed pretty well.
  10. Washington Street heading north from 9th Street to 8th Street - Sidewalk on west side of street.  Sidewalk condition good.  Street surface fair and sealed pretty well. 
  11. Washington Street heading north from 8th Street to 7th Street - Sidewalk on west side of street.  Sidewalk condition poor and path offset.  Street surface fair and sealed pretty well.
  12. Washington Street heading north from7th Street to 6th Street - Sidewalk on west side of street.  Sidwalk condition very poor and irregular.  Street surface fair and sealed pretty well.
  13. 6th Street heading east from Washington Street to Mozart Street - Sidewalks on both north and south sides of street.  Sidewalk condition on north side is good.  Sidewalk condition on south side is fair.  Street surface is fair to good, and the surface is sealed pretty well.
  14. 6th Street heading east from Mozart Street to Market Street - Sidewalks on both north and south sides of street. Sidewalk condition is fair for the most part.  Rock from Peoples Savings Bank has washed onto sidewalk.  Street surface is fair to good, and the surface is sealed pretty well.
  15. Market Street heading north from 6th Street to 5th Street - Sidewalks on both east and west sides of street.  Sidewalk condition is good in front of the Bay-Hermann-Berger Bank, but only fair on the west side between the corner and the alley just south of the BP Convenienc Store.  Market Street is in good conditon with a smooth, sealed surface.
  16. Market Street heading north from 5th Street to 4th Street - Sidewalks on both east and west sides of street.  Sidewalk condition generall fair to good on both sides of the street.  Market Street is in good conditon with a smooth, sealed surface.
More on this subject tomorrow.

Jimmy Oldsun
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Quote Of The Day - Monday, May 10, 2010

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"If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments."
~Flip Wilson



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Sunday, May 9, 2010

Editorial Comment - Hermann Hearsay Needs Your Input

Published by Jimmy Oldsun, NDRIRSRWRAFTC & Editor

Hermann Hearsay intends to "kick it up a notch".  We want to focus like a laser beam on the stories and issues which interest our readers the most.  We want to add value to the discussion and debate of public issues.  We are not interested in regurgitating news reports.  The local news, weather and sports are already very thoroughly covered by our colleagues at The Hermann Advertiser-Courier, Hermann NEWS and New Haven NEWS ONLINE.

Our mission is to differentiate our site by providing an alternative to traditional local news reporting.  We present news analysis, opinions and editorial comments.  We hope to add a bit of levity to otherwise serious and seriously reported news stories.  We seek to provide "food for thought" and stimulate lively discussion.  Todate we have written about local issues only.  In the future we will expand our coverage to state, national and global issues.  You might want to think of us this way .... We are trying to emulate TV programs like "The Daily Show with Jon Stewart" and "The Colbert Report" on a local level and in an online daily news analysis format.

Our objective here at Hermann Hearsay is not to "make journalism history".  Rather, our objective is to "make money"!  Truman T. Tiger, our owner, likes money.  He is an unabashed, unapologetic capitalist.  He thinks we can make money IF we focus on the wants and needs of our readers and offer our product to the community at a great value.  So please tell us what you'd like to see on Hermann Hearsay .......
  • more/less critical news analysis,
  • more/fewer edgy editorial comments,
  • more/less slapstick humor,
  • more/less hard news coverage not provide by other local news media,
  • more/less lifestyles reporting (What kind specifically?),
  • continue/discontinue quotes of the day,
  • more/fewer Willie Nelson songs,
  • more/fewer links to news reported by other local news media, and
  • more/less advertising
Please also tell us what you think about our bifurcated subscriber membership program ..... FREE subscriptions and PAID premium subscriptions.  And what do you think about our current policy of offering FREE advertising to local businesses and individuals, relying instead upon Ads by Google for our advertising revenue?  Do you think we should charge locals for advertising on our site so that we can lower the price of our Premium Subscription (currently $29.95 per year)?

We appreciate your input very much, and we will continue striving to satisfy your wants and needs.  The reader is our employer!

Jimmy Oldsun
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Quote Of The Day - Mother's Day, May 9, 2010

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"God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers."

~ Jewish Proverb

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Today We Pause To Honour Our Mothers ........

Just as we should each and everyday ..... Because we have been commanded to do so, it is right that we do so and our mothers, for all they have done for us, deserve no less.

Honour thy father and thy mother: that thy days may be long upon the land which the LORD thy God giveth thee.

Exodus 20: 12 (KJV)

Happy Mothers Day to all of you great Moms out there!

Saturday, May 8, 2010

Hermann Hearsay U.S. Traffic Ranking Shoots Up 6,458 Places In One Day!

Posted by Jimmy Oldsun, NDRIRSRWRAFTC & Editor

Hermann Hearsay's U.S. Traffic Ranking, as reported by Alexa.com, shot up from 266,119 on Friday to 259,661 on Saturday.  In just 24 hours, our U.S. traffic ranking moved up 6,458 places.  Apparently the word is getting around!  We can't help but attribute these positive results to our reciprocal website link agreement with Hermann NEWS and New Haven NEWS ONLINE at http://www.ngnn.com/.  Our new Premium Subscription program is also creating some buzz!

Our goal is to rise to a U.S. Traffic Ranking of 12,000 by June 30, 2012.  That means we ONLY have to move up another 247,661 places!  No sweat!  Ha ha ha!

We are actively soliciting several other recipocity agreements.  We have one (1) reciprocal linking agreement currently, and we'd like to have eight (8) by June 30, 2012.  A reciprocity agreement with HermannAdvertiserCourier.com would be a huge "get" for us.  We have been in negotiations with their representatives for several days.  Apparently, however, some legal questions have arisen, and no agreement has been reached as of today. 

Our relationship with Google as a Google AdSense publisher is beginning to pay dividends.  Just this week we received $100 worth of FREE advertising from Google to promote our website through their Google AdWords sponsored links program.  We will be using Google AdWords to drive traffic to our site when potential visitors search terms related to Hermann Hearsay.

Our plan is simple ...... Continuously improve the quality and substance of our website content and let more prospective visitors know that we exist and what we are all about.

Jimmy Oldsun
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Willie Nelson - On The Road Again

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This Willie Nelson song goes out to one of our loyal readers who recently converted his FREE Membership to a Premium Membership.  Cletus 'Snowman' Snow is an over-the-road trucker from Owensville, MO.  The Snowman's faithful hound dog, Fred, rides along with him on all of his long hauls.  So Cletus and Fred, my good buddies, put that hammer down!  Turn up the volume up on that radio in your K-Whopper!  This song's for you! 



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Quote Of The Day

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I thought I'd try something for awhile, and see how it is received by our readers.  I just love wise quotes by famous people.  I'm motivated by the quotes, and I find that I always learn something from them.  So for the next week or so, I'll post a "Quote Of The Day".  You can leave your comments for me, and tell me whether you want me to continue or stop.

Here's the first one, and I hope you'll agree that it's a good one .........

"What lies behind us, and what lies before us, are tiny matters compared to what lies within us."

~Ralph Waldo Emerson

Friday, May 7, 2010

Hermann Hearsay "Alexa Rankings" Improving In Accordance With Strategic Business Plan

Published by Jimmy Olsun, NDRIRSRWRAFTC & Editor

The Hermann Hearsay Five Year Strategic Business Plan calls for us to surpass all local websites in terms of traffic ranking, number of websites linking to our site, reach and pageviews per user by June 30, 2012.  We are making good progress in terms of improving our performance metrics per Alexa.com, a global website ranking service.  Our bottomline is in good shape (i.e. we have a few bucks in the bank), primarily because our owner, Mr. Tiger, is so damned tight he squeaks.  We have kept our operating expenses to a bare minimum.  Any increases in revenue from Google Ad Sense and our recently introduced Premium Subscriber Program will go straight to the bottomline.  At this point, we project that it will NOT be necessary to conduct subscriber telethons or hold bake sales.  And it looks like we're going to be able to payoff the bank loan on the laptops we purchased for Lois and me a few months ago!

While we don't monitor our relative Alexa performance daily, weekly or even monthly, we do check our progress every three to four months.  Today's snapshot of our performance metrics can be seen by clicking on the following link:

http://www.alexa.com/siteinfo/hermannhearsay.blogspot.com#

The key factor performance metrics available through Alexa.com which we are closely tracking and attempting to improve are:
                                                       
Alexa Traffic Rank* in U.S. (Actual) - 266,119
Alexa Traffic Rank* in U.S. (Goal) - 12,000

Number of Sites Linking to HH** (Actual) - 1
Number of Sites Linking to HH** (Goal) - 8

Reach, Trailing Month*** (Actual) - 0.00014
Reach, Trailing Month*** (Goal) - 0.003

Daily Pageviews Per User**** (Actual) - 1.50000
Daily Pageviews Per User**** (Goal) - 15.0000
Actual figures are as of 5/7/2010 whereas Goals are by 6/30/2012.

*  The rank by country is calculated using a combination of average daily visitors and pageviews from users from that country over the past 3 months. The site with the highest combination of visitors and pageviews is ranked #1 in that country.  A measure of a website's popularity in a specific country.  **  A measure of a website's reputation.  ***  Percent of global Internet users who visit hermannhearsay.blogspot.com.  ****  A measure of how much time the site user is spending looking around on the site.

Jimmy Oldsun
NDRIRSRWRAFTC & Editor
http://www.hermannhearsay.blogspot.com/

Total # FREE subscribers: 000304
Total # Premium subscribers: 000003
Subscribers currently online: 000121
New visitors currently online: 000107

Reciprocal Websites:
http://www.ngnn.com/65041/ (Hermann NEWS & New Haven NEWS ONLINE)

Hermann Hearsay Artwork Received

Published by Lois Lame, Subscriber Services, Lifestyles Reporting, Cool Music and LIVE Webcams

Thanks to Erin Kottwitz for designing our new Hermann Hearsay logo artwork!  We like it, and we hope you'll like it too!  I wish I could show it to you, but I can't get the .pdf file to upload.  *&^%$(#  I'll upload it as soon as I can figure it out OR get some IT help!

I'm headed off to Dora's Spinning Wheel at 101 Schiller Street to place our first order for golf caps.  Dora Vinson, the owner, will personally stitch the logos onto our new golf caps. 

If you haven't visited Dora's store yet, you will want to do so soon!  Dora is set up to do in-house embroidery stitching on shirts, caps, jackets, custom logos, leather, towels, sheets, custom patches, blankets, tail bags, leg wraps, stall curtains, collars, banners, and chair backs.  She also carrys salt lamps, jewelry, soy candles, quilt block squares and DMC floss.

So now's the time to consider a Premium Subscription to Hermann Hearsay!

Lois Lame
Subscriber Services, Lifestyles Reporting, Cool Music and LIVE Webcams
http://www.hermannhearsay.blogspot.com/

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Total # Premium subscribers: 000003
Subscribers currently online: 000141
New visitors currently online: 000127

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Correction To May 4th Posting - "Reciprocal Website Agreements"

Published by Lois Lame, Subscriber Services, Lifestyles Reporting, Cool Music and LIVE Webcams


In our May 4th story regarding our reciprocal website agreements, we made a mistake.  Our mistake was pointed out to us by Renee Simon, the Business Manager at Hermann NEWS and New Haven NEWS ONLINE.  We thank her for pointing out the error that we made in our reporting. 

Renee pointed out that NGNN is not an acronym, and that they are no longer "Neighborhood Galaxy News Network".   She explained to us that their website is ngnn.com, but that they are no longer affiliated in anyway with "Neighborhood Galaxy News Network".

We have gone back and corrected our original article at:
 
http://hermannhearsay.blogspot.com/2010/05/reciprocal-website-agreements.html

Thanks to Renee for bringing this to our attention!
 
Lois Lame
Subscriber Services, Lifestyles Reporting, Cool Music and LIVE Webcams
www.hermannhearsay.blogspot.com

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Total # Premium subscribers: 000003
Subscribers currently online: 000140
New visitors currently online: 000126

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What Hermann Hearsay Premium Subscribers Are Reading On Friday, May 7th

Published by Lois Lame, Subscriber Services, Lifestyles Reporting, Cool Music and LIVE Webcams

Hermann Hearsay Premium Subscribers receive so much more value for the low price of ONLY $29.95 per year ($24.95 for those who upgrade their FREE subscriptions prior to July 1st.)  Don't be a cheapskate!  Call our office today or leave us a comment and upgrade to an HH Premium Subscription right now!

The articles and reports you are NOT reading on Friday, May 7th IF you are just a lowly, FREE subscriber:
  • Elmer Fudd's Pig Turns Up Pregnant!  Who's The Father?
  • What's Going On With The GCCS?  Hermann Hearsay Reports The Inside Story.
  • Recent Survey Points To Increasing Homosexual Population In Gasconade County.
  • Personal Emails Sent From County Computer.  Status Of Investigation.
Click on the following link IF and ONY IF you are an HH Premium Subscriber.  Cheapskate, free-loading FREE subscribers will be denied access (even though we depend upon your website hits and page views to market our website to advertisers).

http://www.hermannhearsaypremiumarticles.blogspot.com/


Lois Lame
Subscriber Services, Lifestyles Reporting, Cool Music and LIVE Webcams
http://www.hermannhearsay.blogspot.com/

Total # FREE subscribers: 000303
Total # Premium subscribers: 000003
Subscribers currently online: 000143
New visitors currently online: 000122

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Man On The Street Interview #3, Part B - Status of Courthouse Project

Published by Jimmy Oldsun, NDRIRSRWRAFTC & Editor

Earlier this week, on Wednesday, May 5th to be precise, I caught up with Barry Schmelly in the parking lot at the Gasconade County Courthouse.  I asked Barry some questions about the status of the Courthouse Project, and Barry gave me an earful to say the least.  Barry was eager to talk about this subject at length, but we ran out of time.  So, we agreed to continue our discussion today.  We met at a local coffee shop in  Hermann early this morning.

If you want to read or re-read Part A of our interview, you can click on the following link:  http://hermannhearsay.blogspot.com/2010/05/man-on-street-interview-3-courthouse.html

Here is Part B of my interview with Barry Schmelly:

Jimmy:  "Thanks for agreeing to continue our interview from earlier this week!  You obviously have some strong viewpoints on the subject of restoring the County Courthouse and expanding and improving county office space."

Barry:  "Yes I do, Jimmy!  I just think our generation has an obligation to future generations to pass on a legacy we can all be proud of.  I think we should pass on a world to our children and grandchildren which is better in every respect than the one we inherited.  And by that I mean to include public roads, streets, highways, bridges, utilities, buildings and infrastructure of every kind."

Jimmy:  "Wow! That's a pretty lofty goal, Barry!  Do you think that's realistic?  There is sooooo much to do!  And so much controversy."

Barry:  "Realistic or not, we HAVE to do it, Jimmy!  We HAVE to find a way!  That's what our parents, grandparents and great grandparents did for us!  Each generation builds upon and improves what was given to them by their ancestors, by the generation which passed before it!  We CANNOT allow ourselves to be the generation that breaks the chain.  We CANNOT be the first generation in America to TAKE, TAKE, TAKE and fail to GIVE BACK!  Don't ya see, Jimmy?!  We have a duty to fulfill."

Jimmy:  "But nothing or at least very little has been done to maintain let alone restore and improve the county courthouse during our generation!"

Barry:  "Exactly my point, Jimmy!  Exactly my point!  It's high time our generation resolve to do what needs to be done!  We haven't done much to preserve and spruce up that wonderful lady that overlooks the Missouri River and welcomes visitors into Gasconade County.  We haven't given our county employees the modern office facilities they need in the 21st century.  But it's not too late!  Our generation still has a chance to do what we know must be done!"

Jimmy:  "Ya know, Barry, I think you're right!  Guess I never thought about that aspect of the Courthouse Project debate before."

Barry:  "It could be that a lot of other people haven't thought about that aspect either, Jimmy!  Maybe we've all been caught up in the petty, selfish politics of the matter.  Maybe we've all been caught up in the debate of whether to restore that venerable old building or start afresh with a new building or buildings.  Maybe we've feared and worried too much about asking our fellow citizens to pay higher taxes in order to pay off the public bonds which would finance the project.  Whatever we've been worryin' about, we've been worryin' about all the wrong things.  Instead, we should be concerning ourselves with the obligation we have to the generations who will follow after us."

Jimmy:  "I think I see what you're saying, Barry."

Barry:  "Ya see, Jimmy, that's why I'm so aggravated with our county leadership and business/community leadership.  They are focused in the present, when they should be envisioning the future.  They either have no vision or they have no courage to lead others.  In a few cases, I think they have neither.  In a number of cases, good people have become discouraged by the actions of others on positions of power who choose to do nothing.  Ya see, Jimmy, if the people we've chosen to lead us will just quit worryin' about the things they're worryin' about and lead us with positive conviction, we will follow!"

Jimmy:  "Maybe you're right, Barry."

Barry:  "Well of course I'm right, Jimmy!  Nothing ever got accomplish in this country of ours without strong, courageous, visionary leadership.  And that's what we're missin' right now in Gasconade County.  Don't get me wrong!  We've had a few good people who have tried to move the ball down the field.  But they've allowed two of our county commissioners to stymie the whole darned effort."

Jimmy:  "So, what are we to do, Barry?  The situation seems hopeless!"

Barry:  "Now don't you fret none, Jimmy!  We've always found good leaders in this country when we needed 'em.  And we're gonna to find good leaders again right here in Gasconade County.  They're out there!  They exist just as sure as I'm sittin' here talkin' to you.  They are gettin' mighty fed up with the existing situation.  And they will step forward just when we need them most.  Some are stepping forward now.  Larry Miskel and Sharon Meyer are two recent examples.  I promise you there will be more!"

Jimmy:  "That's encouraging, Barry!  I hope you're right!"

Barry:  "You just wait and see, Jimmy!  You just wait and see!  But we just have to guard against one thing, Jimmy."

Jimmy:  "What's that, Barry?"

Barry:  "A lot of frustration has been built up since 2008 over this issue.  Neighbors have been at odds with neighbors.  Rather than lead in a positive way, some have stirred the pot.  Others have delayed, obstructed and stone-walled. Whether for misguided perceived political gain or for anticipated financial gain, some have actively worked to block the restoration of the courthouse and expansion of county office facilities in Hermann.  This crap has to STOP!  This crap has to be OPENLY CONFRONTED!  We have to band together, perhaps along side people with whom we have previously disagreed, we have to place our egos and personalities aside, and we have to resolve to work toward a solution which is best for Gasconade County."

Jimmy:  "But, can it be done, Barry?"

Barry:  "Yes, I'm optimistic that these things CAN be done!  We have wonderful people in our county!  We just need to 'tweak' our thinking a little bit.  Strong and effective leaders working cooperatively in a positive direction can help us do just that!"

Jimmy:  "Time has flown by once again, Barry.  I thank you for doing this 'Man In The Street' interview.  I think it's been one of our best yet!  I'm eager to see what kind of response we're going to get from our readers!"

Jimmy Oldsun
NDRIRSRWRAFTC & Editor
http://www.hermannhearsay.blogspot.com/

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