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The articles and reports you are NOT reading on Friday, May 7th IF you are just a lowly, FREE subscriber:
- Elmer Fudd's Pig Turns Up Pregnant! Who's The Father?
- What's Going On With The GCCS? Hermann Hearsay Reports The Inside Story.
- Recent Survey Points To Increasing Homosexual Population In Gasconade County.
- Personal Emails Sent From County Computer. Status Of Investigation.
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Lois Lame
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ReplyDeleteBen Dover
I see a pattern emerging here! Us FREE Subscribers don't get to see the juicy articles and reports! Are you trying to bait us into handing over money?
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ReplyDeleteThanks for reading our news site. I can assure you that the premium golf cap you will be receiving with your Premium Subscription is worth $15 plus tax. So, substracting the value of the golf cap, you would only be at risk for less than $10.
Yes, it is possible that someone might attempt a hostile takeover in order to take down the website. However, Truman T. Tiger, owner of TTTNN, controls 100% of our stock and will only consider selling at a P.E. multiple of 50 times annual earnings. No one is crazy is enough to offer such a premium. And Truman is eccentric enough to hold on until he gets his price.
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Lois Lame