Joke Of The Day - Friday, 5/28/2010

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Referring to the bridge crossing signs at Hofman's Ford ....

"With the feedback I'm getting, I'm going to say that those signs should come on down.  We've been getting way too much flack."  ~ Ron Jost, Presiding Commissioner of Gasconade County, 5/27/2010

Tired of laughable statements and seat-of -the-pants, ill-considered judgments like this?  Vote for Larry Miskel to replace Ron Jost as Presiding Commissioner of Gasconade County in the August Primary Election.

Joke Of The Day - Monday, 5/17/2010

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"Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing."  ~ Redd Foxx

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Joke Of The Day - Sunday, 5/16/2010

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"We frequently hear of people dying from too much drinking. That this happens is a matter of record. But the blame almost always is placed on whisky. Why this should be I never could understand. You can die from drinking too much of anything - coffee, water, milk, soft drinks and all such stuff as that. And so long as the presence of death lurks with anyone who goes through the simple act of swallowing, I will make mine whisky."  ~ W. C. Fields

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Joke Of The Day - Saturday, 5/15/2010

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How Rodney Got His Name

What's in a Name?

I tell you, with me nothing works out. I always get stuck. That's how I got my name, RODNEY DANGERFIELD.

When I went into show business I saw an ad in the paper. It said: "Improve Your Personalilty..." So, I went to see the man.

He told me my personality was okay but my name was my problem.

I said to him, "My name? How could a name be a problem? Even William Shakespeare said, 'What's in a name?"

He said, "Who?"

I said, "William Shakespeare."

He said, "Look, do you want to listen to me or do you want to listen to your friends?"

I said to him, "I don't understand. Is it good to change your name?"

He said, "Of course I always keep changing my name. In fact, right now I can give you a very good deal. I can give you a new name for five hundred dollars".

I said, "Five hundred dollars! That's a lot of money."

He said, "It's a great name. It's a name once people hear it, they'll start saying it."

I said, "What's the name?"

He said, "Rodney Dangerfield."

I said, "RODNEY DANGERFIELD?"

He said, "See, you just heard it, and your're starting to say it! Listen to me, take the name."

I said, "Wait a minute. Suppose I use the name and I don't like it. Can I bring it back?" He said, "Of course. All I ask is one thing. While you're using the name, don't give it a bad name!"

So I decided to call myself Rodney Dangerfield. As soon as I got home, I thought to myself I made a mistake. I called the guy up. I said, "Look, I want my money back. This is Rodney Dangerfield."

He said, "Who?"

I said, "Dangerfield! Don't you remember?"

He said, "Oh, yeah, Shakespeare's friend."

I said, "Look, I don't want the name."

He said, "Don't be foolish. Try it for two weeks. I guarantee you'll like it."

I tried the name for two weeks, I still didn't like it. I went to bring it back. I couldn't find the guy.

He changed his name.

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Joke Of The Day - Friday, 5/14/2010

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"First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down."  ~ George Burns

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Joke Of The Day - Thursday, 5/13/2010

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"I can't do journalism anymore because, as it turns out, there are two things that will get you locked up in journalism. One is malice; the other is reckless disregard for the truth -- these are my hobbies."  ~ Rick Harris

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Joke Of The Day - Wednesday, 5/12/2010

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"I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose."  ~ George Carlin

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