Sunday, September 19, 2010

Bible Verse Of The Day - Sunday, 9/19/2010

Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

Date:  9/19/2010

Do you not know that your body is a temple of the Holy Spirit, who is in you, whom you have received from God? You are not your own; you were bought at a price. Therefore honor God with your body.  ~ 1 Corinthians 6:19-20

The Temple of Israel was where God dwelled among his people. It was a holy place, set apart for God’s purposes and presence. The Apostle Paul is telling us here that this is what our bodies have become. “Your body is a temple of the Holy Spirit.”

Our bodies have now been set apart for God’s Holy Spirit to live in. This is an amazing thought! Because of this we are not to treat our bodies like they were given to us merely for our own personal use.

God paid a great price for us with the life and death of his Son. We are responsible to take good care of our bodies-valuing them-and in so doing, honoring the God who now dwells within.

Commentary by:  Dave Whitehead, Senior Pastor, GraceNYC.org

Saturday, September 18, 2010

Patsy Cline - "Walkin' After Midnight" ♫ ♫♫ ♫ ♫♫ ♫ ♫♫

Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

Date:  9/18/2010

It's "Patsy Cline Saturday" once again!  Here's Patsy singing "Walkin' After Midnight" .....

Laugh Of The Day - Saturday, 9/18/2010

Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

Date:  9/18/2010

“In my lifetime, we've gone from Eisenhower to George W. Bush. We've gone from John F. Kennedy to Al Gore. If this is evolution, I believe that in twelve years, we'll be voting for plants.”  ~ Lewis Black

Quote Of The Day - Saturday, 9/18/2010

Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

Date:  9/18/2010

"America's finest - our men and women in uniform, are a force for good throughout the world, and that is nothing to apologize for."  ~ Sarah Palin

Bible Verse Of The Day - Saturday, 9/18/2010

Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

Date:  9/18/2010

Submit yourselves, then, to God. Resist the devil, and he will flee from you.  ~ James 4:7

Notice this pattern: first we submit to God, then the devil flees! We can get caught up with resisting the devil but that can be simply an exercise in willpower. When we first go to God we set ourselves up to receive His grace and transforming power. The best way to stop lying is to commit to tell the truth, and the best way to resist sin is to surrender our lives daily to God. Only He has the power to give you the victory!

Commentary by:  Dave Whitehead, Senior Pastor, GraceNYC.org

Friday, September 17, 2010

BREAKING NEWS: Sloppily Attired Fat Guy Observed Photographing Sharon Meyer Yard Signs


Published by Dick Schaefer, Award-winning, Unpaid, Part-time Contributing Writer and Amateur Investigative Reporter and Aspiring Photo-journalist

Date:  9/17/2010

Reports of a consistent nature have been streaming in to the office and in to my cellphone the past several days.  Callers are reporting that a sloppily attired fat guy has been going around photographing Sharon Meyer's yellow and green yard sign.  The physical description of the photographer has varied from pudgy to rotund to fat, but in almost every case the caller said the man was driving a silver Dodge pickup truck.  In what we believe to be a related story, we have just been tipped off that a sloppily attired rotund man was seen delivering a notebook full of Sharon Meyer yard sign photos to a certain county official on Thursday.  We are not naming this county official at this time until we can further investigate the story.  We would like to confirm this reported transaction between the "Rotund One" and the county official with at least one other credible source.  Then we will name names!

Now, what could possibly be the meaning of all this!  What are these two individuals conspiring to do?  Many things ran through my mind when this last piece of information came in just moments ago!
  • Why would a guy drive all over Hermann to snap shots of Sharon Meyer political yard signs?  Afterall, once you've seen one, you've seen them all!  So why collect a "photo album" filled with nothing but her yard signs?  Were the street addresses associated with each yard sign notated on the photos?  If so, for what nefarious purpose?  If an address was recorded for each photo, will their be political retribution for supporting Sharon Meyer for county office?  Will hoodlums dressed in black descend upon Hermann late Saturday night to gather up all the signs for a big bonfire?!
  • Why would a county official be interested in receiving a "photo album" of nothing but Sharon Meyer political yard signs?  What is his role in this mysterious and puzzling story?  Did he plan and orchestrate this project or is he just on the receiving end of a project which someone else conceived?  Don't county officials have more important things to do?  Maybe this county official just has a hobby of collecting photos of political yard signs?  Weird, don't ya think?
Well folks, I'm not really sure what's going on here, but I have a damned good hunch!  I have two pieces of advice for anyone who has a Sharon Meyer sign in their front yard: 
  1. Take your sign in when the sun sets and put it back out at the break of dawn.
  2. If anyone threatens you for supporting Sharon or if your sign suddenly disappears, immediately report the incident to the Hermann Police Department.  If you get threatened or lose your sign, there's a good chance that others are also being threatened or harassed!
  3. Contact us here at Hermann Hearsay if you have any problems.  We want to know about them.
And finally, to whom it may concern, you'd better not try to screw with my Sharon Meyer yard sign!  I have three very hungry pit bulls!

Sharon Meyer Yard Sign in Hermann
Hey fat boy, this one happens to be at 1412 Washington Street,
just in case you missed it!

Photo by Dick Schaefer (Hermann Hearsay)
Copyright protected.  All rights reserved.

Watkins Weekend Weather Report - Friday, 9/17 thru Sunday, 9/19

Published by Frank Furter, IT Manager, Weekend Weather Reporter, Custodian and Coffee Brewer

Date: 9/10/2010

Hi folks! This is Frank Furter once again. This is my third weekend weather report. I'm startin' to get the hang of it ..... even though I ain't perfect on my weather forecasts.

The Watkins Weekend Weather Report is sponsored by local Watkins Independent Associate Dick Schaefer (#378589). Dick doesn't actually pay us cash money for sponsoring the weather report. Instead he supplies us with Watkins cleaning products for the office and cooking ingredients for our small kitchen. These are the products I use everyday when I clean our office, wash the windows and whip up breakfast in our kitchen. You see, I'm also the custodian and short order cook here at Hermann Hearsay.

Please support Dick by buying his high quality Watkins products made from "all natural ingredients".

Welcome to my third weekend weather report for the local Hermann area......

Tonight: Mainly clear skies. Low 57F. Winds SSE at 5 to 10 mph.

Tomorrow: Mostly sunny skies. Warm. High 86F. Winds S at 5 to 10 mph.

Tomorrow night: Generally fair. Low 62F. Winds light and variable.

Sunday: Sun and a few passing clouds. Warm. High 86F. Winds SW at 5 to 10 mph

We're gonna have some great weather this weekend, so go out and enjoy what may be your last nice summer weekend!



To order Watkins products, contact:

Dick Schaefer
Independent Associate #378589
573-225-2582
richardhschaefer@yahoo.com

For free details about the Watkins business opportunity,
visit www.tsginfo.com and enter code GD4279.

 





John Denver - "Calypso" ♫ ♫♫ ♫ ♫♫ ♫ ♫♫

Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

Date:  9/17/2010

Crystal Ball News Report - "Missouri State Audits of Gasconade County"

Published by Jimmy Oldsun, NDRIRSRWRAFTC & Editor

Hermann Hearsay "Crystal Ball News
Reporting and News Analysis" TM
Date:  9/17/2010

Knowing what happened yesterday in the news is nice.  But knowing what is about to happen tomorrow in the news is even better!

This is the first of our new "CRYSTAL BALL NEWS REPORTS"TM wherein we tell you what is about to happen as opposed to what has already happened.  We gaze into our "crystal ball" and report what will soon become the news.  We report the future while our competitors tell you what you may already know anyway.  They report the news AFTER the fact.  We will endeavor to tell you what the news will be BEFORE it has even occurred.

True, our competitors are very good at reporting what has already happened.  In fact, one of our competitors reports the news just minutes after it has occurred.  We have reason to believe they are working to report the news even faster.  We believe they will soon be publishing the news just seconds after it occurs.  They will do this by carrying small notebook computers and bulky camera equipment
with them at all times.  However, no one in the news media has figured out how to report the news
BEFORE it actually occurs.  We believe that we here at Hermann Hearsay have finally figured out how to do it!  We believe that our vast network of news sources, our wealth of experience, our superior journalistic insight, our fierce journalistic independence, and our super-sensitive "nose for news" will enable us to move much faster than others in the news business as we "gaze into the future".

What Hermann Hearsay will be attempting to do has never been done before.  We will be breaking new journalistic ground.  Therefore, we will not always get the story 100% correct.  Recognizing the great difficulty of what we will be attempting to do, we will nevertheless strive to be as accurate as we can be.  Initially, we will strive to be 80% correct.  Later, after we have gained experience with "CRYSTAL BALL NEWS REPORTING"TM, we will strive for 90% accuracy.  We figure that 90% will be a pretty good accuracy rate to shoot for inasmuch as many current "after-the-fact" news reports contain factual errors, omissions, typographical errors and personal political bias.  They are never 100% accurate even though they are published AFTER the news has already occurred.  Some publishers are less accurate and less faithful to the TRUTH than others!

With that as a lead-in, here is our first "CRYSTAL BALL NEWS REPORT"TM ......

Missouri State Audits of Gasconade County
A "Crystal Ball News Report"TM
By Jimmy Oldsun, NDRIRSRWRAFTC & Editor

In an earlier report, Hermann Hearsay reported on Gasconade County's 2010 Preliminary Missouri State Audit Report which was posted at Missouri State Auditor Susan Montee's website.  For reference, our earlier report may be quickly accessed by clicking on the following link:  http://hermannhearsay.blogspot.com/2010/09/state-auditor-issues-audit-report-for.html

In this preliminary audit report, we learn that there were four main findings in the portion of the audit which was conducted by state employees.  These findings are summarized as follows:
  1. County Treasurer's Reconciliations - The County Treasurer does not reconcile receipts to deposits, and as a result, has not been able to identify the cause of differences between bank account balances and fund balances.  The County Treasurer maintains three checking accounts, a savings account, and a certificate of deposit.  The County Treasurer indicated that shortly after taking office in January 2007, he deposited some monies into the wrong bank accounts, and efforts to correct these errors and reconcile the bank balances and fund balances have been unsuccessful.  The County Treasurer's settlement for the six (6) months ended December 31, 2009 indicates the total of the county's bank balances exceeded the total balances of the various county funds by approximately $19,700.
  2. Prosecuting Attorney's Controls and Procedures - Procedures are not adequate to ensure bad check restitution collected by the Circuit Clerk's office is reported to the Prosecuting Attorney's office.  As a result, the Prosecuting Attorney and the Circuit Clerk both collected bad check restitution on the same case, resulting in an overpayment of $810.  There are no procedures to require supervisory approval of accounting adjustments to the Proscecuting Attorney's computerized accounting system.  Some receipts are not recorded immediately upon receipt.  There are no procedures to reconcile amounts recorded on manual receipt slips to amounts recorded on the computer system, and some receipts during 2008 and 2009 were not recorded in the accounting system.  Bank reconciliations were not prepared from April 2008 to September 2009, and the bank account had an unidentified balance of $114 at December 31, 2009.
  3. Sheriff's Controls and Procedures - Accounting duties are not adequately segregated.  Disbursements incurred by the Sheriff's office for advertising do not appear to represent a necessary use of county funds.  During 2009 and 2008, the Sheriff's office purchased band booster advertisements totaling approximately $1,000 per year, which were paid from the county's General Revenue Fund and approved by the County Commission.  The County Commission discontinued paying for advertising from the General Revenue Fund in 2010, but the Sheriff has continued purchasing advertising from the Sheriff's Law Enforcement Fund, which is controlled by the Sheriff and not by the County Commission.
  4. Fund Transfers - The county has not documented a basis for transferring amounts from the Union Electric Fund to the General Revenue Fund.  Disbursements from the Union Electric Fund are restricted for emergency preparedness and related items, and county officials indicated the transfers are to cover emergency preparedness expenses incurred in the General Revenue Fund.  However, county officials or employees have not prepared documentation of the actual or estimated emergency preparedness expenses from the General Revenue Fund. 
Susan Montee's audit report went on to say "We have audited certain operations of Gasconade County in fulfillment of our responsibilities under Section 29.230, RSMo. In addition, Casey-Beard-Boehmer PC, Certified Public Accountants, has been engaged to audit the financial statements of Gasconade County for the 2 years ended December 31, 2009. The scope of our audit included, but was not necessarily limited to, the two years ended December 31, 2009. The objectives of our audit were to:
  1. Evaluate the county's internal controls over significant management and financial functions.
  2. Evaluate the county's compliance with certain legal provisions.
  3. Evaluate the economy and efficiency of certain management practices and operations, including certain revenues and expenditures."
The findngs of the audit by Casey-Beard-Boehmer PC, Certified Public Accounts are now available to county officials ONLY.  The final audit report will not be posted on the Missouri State Auditor's website, http://www.auditor.mo.gov/, until the audit report has been reviewed by and responded to by county officials.  Unfortunately for concerned and interested citizens of the county, they will not be privy to the discussions which occur between county officials regarding the 2010 audit report.  The final audit report will be quietly and unceremoniously posted on the Missouri State Auditor's website.  Presumably a few people will take the time to access it there when it is eventually posted.

And when will county officials complete their review of the audit and prepare their official response(s) back to the Missouri State Auditor's office?  Well, progress seems to be slow and enthusiasm for this task seems to be low!  The County Commission had planned to meet in closed session to discuss the audit report on Thursday, 9/16.  Unfortunately, County Clerk Lesa Lietzow could not attend the meeting due to a conflict with a funeral.  The planned meeting was canceled.  Clerk Lietzow will be unable to attend the Commission Meeting this coming Thursday, 9/23 because of a conflict with a state-wide meeting of County Clerks in Jefferson City on the same day.  So, unless a special meeting is scheduled for the audit review, I presume that county officials will not be getting together to review the state's audit report until Thursday, 9/30.  By the apparent lack of urgency with which county officials are responding to the state's audit report, I presume they are no more interested in learning from it and making improvements to financial controls and procedures than they were after the 2002 and 2006 audits!  I mean if you can't meet on successive Thursdays, do you all think you might be able to meet on some other day of the week?  There are, afterall, four other days in the work week.  Duh!

OK, that is all background information.  It's "after-the-fact" news.  Any news publisher can (or could if they really want to) tell you what I've just told you.  Now I'm going to tell you what is going to happen in the future ..... "CRYSTAL BALL NEWS REPORTING AND NEWS ANALYIS"TM ..... the kind of news that is available ONLY HERE at Hermann Hearsay.  No one else will be as informed on this subject as you!  You will be "in the know" and everyone will want to hear what you have to say!

  1. The County Commission will not discuss the audit findings in an open public session.  One commissioner will urge them to do so, but he will be over-ruled by the others.  (90% probability)
  2. The County Commission and other county officials will make no special efforts to discuss the audit findings prior to 9/30.  Furthermore, t is possible that some other "conflict" will arise and this will give them an excuse to push off discussion of the audit findings until October.  The later the better for those who are running for re-election!  (80% probability)
  3. The County Commission and other county officials will make no special effort to host county-wide public forums for the purpose of reporting the audit reports to the citizens of the county.  (80% probability)
  4. Hermann Hearsay will closely monitor the Missouri Auditor's website, and we will post the audit report just as soon as it is posted to the site.  (100% certainty)
  5. A group of concerned citizens will form together and pay to have the audit report published in the Hermann Advertiser-Courier and the Gasconade County Republican (that is if they will accept the ad placements).  (60% probability)
  6. The audit findings will not be published in any future County Commission Meeting Minutes.  The meeting minutes afterall are reserved for reporting on Owensville Alderman John Kamler's stump speeches, ejections of mouthy senior citizens from commission meetings, and things of that sort.  (82% probability)
The overall probability that the above set of predictions will actually occur is 82%.  "Crystal ball news reporting" is a very tough business.  We will strive to improve our news pediction probabilities up to an average of 90%.  Please bear with us as we learn how to do this!

Hermann Hearsay is taking the position that the 2010 audit report should be published widely, and we think county officials should provide a public forum during which the results of the audit can be discussed openly with interested citizens.  Afterall, the 2010 audit report represents a "report card" of sorts on the performance of our elected county officials.  Citizens of Gasconade County have a right to know how their elected officials are performing their official duties.  If the 2010 audit is NOT widely published, there will be little impetus for making sorely needed systemic changes in the county's financial controls and procedures.  The 2002 and 2006 audits pointed out numerous deficiencies in county controls and procedures.  What have county officials done to correct these deficiencies?  Who took responsibility for tracking a master plan of projects to improve critical controls and procedures?  Who should have taken responsibility for tracking a plan of improvement and for holding each county department accountable?

Photo Of The Day - Friday, 9/17/2010

Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

Date:  9/17/2010

Sharon Meyer Yard Sign in Hermann

Photo by Dick Schaefer (Hermann Hearsay).
Copyright protected. All rights reserved.




Laugh Of The Day - Friday, 9/17/2010

Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

Date:  9/17/2010

I used to laugh until my sides hurt watching these two guys .....

Quote Of The Day - Friday, 9/17/2010

Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

Date:  9/17/2010

"And like the old soldier in that ballad, I now close my military career and just fade away, an old soldier who tried to do his duty as God gave him the sight to see that duty."  ~ General Douglas MacArthur

Bible Verse Of The Day - Friday, 9/17/2010

Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

Date:  9/17/2010

Arise, O LORD! Deliver me, O my God! Strike all my enemies on the jaw; break the teeth of the wicked.  ~ Psalm 3:7

Doesn’t this prayer jar you? But the raw honesty of this Psalm should liberate you as well. The writer is pouring out his soul to the Lord. This is honest prayer – and it gives us a template to be real with God. How do you really feel about the situation? Since we serve a God who sees our innermost being, when we get honest with God we are also acknowledging that He sees it all anyway. Don’t limit your prayer life to sanitized prayer. Pour out your soul! As you do, you’ll find that God will bring deliverance and a blessing on you.

Commentary by:  Dave Whitehead, Senior Pastor, GraceNYC.org

Thursday, September 16, 2010

Sharon Meyer Yard Signs "Popping Up" All Throughout The County

Published by Dick Schaefer, Award-winning, Unpaid, Part-time Contributing Writer and Amateur Investigative Reporter and Aspiring Photo-journalist

Date:  9/16/2010

I've been seeing those yellow and green campaign signs "popping up" all over the county.  Have you noticed them?

Sharon Meyer Yard Sign in Hermann
Photo by Dick Schaefer (Hermann Hearsay).
Copyright protected.  All rights reserved.

If you'd like to have one of these nice yellow and green signs in your own yard, just give Sharon Meyer a call.  She'll be happy to get you one!

Sharon is running for Gasconade County Clerk.  She's running as a Democrat.  But if you happen to be a staunch Republican, please don't let that stop you from voting for her.  Sharon is just like all the rest of us here in Gasconade County.  She believes that elected officials should be fiscally responsible, honest, accountable and professional.  Sharon has the requisite skills, experience and temperment to do an outstanding job as our County Clerk. 

I'm a very conservative Republican (to the right of Rush Limbaugh), but I will be voting for Sharon.  I'm asking you to join me!

Editorial Comment: Another Trail Blazing Innovation In News Reporting From Hermann Hearsay!

Published by Jimmy Oldsun, NDRIRSRWRAFTC & Editor

Hermann Hearsay 'Crystal Ball'
News Reporting and News Analysis
Date:  9/16/2010

For a long time in America, the news was disseminated to the public in weekly newspapers.  Then someone had the bright idea to publish daily newspapers.  That way they could sell more papers and make more money from subscriptions and sales at newstands!  They could even demand higher prices from their commercial advertisers, because the readers of the daily paper would be exposed to the advertisements on a more frequent basis.  The theory was that more ad exposures would trigger more purchase decisions.  The advertisers bought the theory and have paid more for their print ads ever since.

Then came radio and television.  With radio and television, the public could get the news several times per day.  Initially it was in the morning at breakfast time, then at lunch time and again at dinner time.  Now, the radio and TV stations are pumping out the "late-breaking" news on a constant basis.

With the advent of the internet, newspapers began putting news content on their own online websites.  Bloggers started discussing and analyzing news stories online.  Daily online news websites started cropping up as well.  Some of these online news websites boast about how fast they publish news stories.  They tell you how many minutes it took them to publish the story after they first learned about.

Hermann Hearsay has been right on the leading edge of local news reporting and news analysis ever since we started up about 15 months ago.  HH is a FREE local news and news analyis website.  Our readers pay nothing to read 100% of our content.  We never hide content from the eyes of our readers.  If our readers want to purchase HH logo golf apparel, they can but they are not required to do so.  HH offers FREE advertising to local businesses.  No other local news outlet can match us on that!  HH is associated with "Ads by Google", so we bring you advertising from all sorts of top-notch businesses.  HH is the only local news publisher associated with "Ads by Google".  At Hermann Hearsay, our editorial comments are always hard-hittting; we don't pull any punches.  By contrast, our competitors
very often "pussy-foot" around the issues.

Hermann Hearsay is proud to announce that we are taking the next step forward in the evolution of news reporting and news analysis.  And it's a BOLD step!  Beginning tomorrow, we will bring you our predictions about future news, news which will occur in the future but which has not yet been announced nor actually taken place.  Others report the news very fast, sometimes only a few minutes AFTER it has occurred.  Hermann Hearsay will now begin reporting the news BEFORE it has occurred.  In some cases, we will report news stories minutes or hours BEFORE they actually occur.  And in other cases, we will report the news stories days and perhaps weeks BEFORE they actually occur.  This will be a great advantage to Hermann Hearsay readers.  HH readers will be "in the know" before anyone else in the Hermann area.

We hope you will check back with us tomorrow for the first of what we are calling our "CRYSTAL BALL NEWS REPORTS" Our first "CRYSTAL BALL NEWS REPORT" will be on the subject of the "Missouri State Audits of Gasconade County" which have not yet been published to the public.

Photo Of The Day - Thursday, 9/16/2010

Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

Date:  9/16/2010


'Scout'
Look at the size of her paws!  She's going to be getting bigger!

Eric Clapton - "Forever Man" ♫ ♫♫ ♫ ♫♫ ♫ ♫♫

Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

Date:  9/16/2010

It's "Eric Clapton Thursday"!  Here is Eric performing "Forever Man" .....

Laugh Of The Day - Thursday, 9/16/2010

Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

Date:  9/16/2010

I said to my old husband, "I'm gonna take you out into the country for a picnic. Do you like the country?" He said, "Sure I do. When I was a little boy, I used to live in the country." I said, "When you was a little boy everybody lived in the country."  ~ 'Moms' Mabley

Quote Of The Day - Thursday, 9/16/2010

Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

Date:  9/16/2010

"I reject the notion that America is in a well-deserved decline, that she and her citizens are unexceptional. I do not believe America is the problem in the world. I believe America is the solution to the world's problems."  ~ Rush Limbaugh

Bible Verse Of The Day - Thursday, 9/16/2010

Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

Date:  9/16/2010

The king said to me, “What is it you want?” Then I prayed to the God of heaven, and I answered the king, “If it pleases the king and if your servant has found favor in his sight, let him send me to the city in Judah where my fathers are buried so that I can rebuild it.” – Nehemiah 2:4-5

Nehemiah, who is a cupbearer to the king, has found out that Jerusalem has been destroyed. But instead of questioning why God would let this happen, Nehemiah begins to repent for the sins of his people. This humble posture leads to the opportunity to ask the king to help rebuild Jerusalem. When things seem to go terribly wrong do we simply criticizing God and those around us, or are we looking to heaven for the solutions? Instead of judging, Nehemiah was asking for mercy, and that posture opened the door for God to provide for the rebuilding of Jerusalem. How about us? How do we respond to challenging situations?

Commentary by:  Dave Whitehead, Senior Pastor, GraceNYC.org