Friday, September 17, 2010

BREAKING NEWS: Sloppily Attired Fat Guy Observed Photographing Sharon Meyer Yard Signs


Published by Dick Schaefer, Award-winning, Unpaid, Part-time Contributing Writer and Amateur Investigative Reporter and Aspiring Photo-journalist

Date:  9/17/2010

Reports of a consistent nature have been streaming in to the office and in to my cellphone the past several days.  Callers are reporting that a sloppily attired fat guy has been going around photographing Sharon Meyer's yellow and green yard sign.  The physical description of the photographer has varied from pudgy to rotund to fat, but in almost every case the caller said the man was driving a silver Dodge pickup truck.  In what we believe to be a related story, we have just been tipped off that a sloppily attired rotund man was seen delivering a notebook full of Sharon Meyer yard sign photos to a certain county official on Thursday.  We are not naming this county official at this time until we can further investigate the story.  We would like to confirm this reported transaction between the "Rotund One" and the county official with at least one other credible source.  Then we will name names!

Now, what could possibly be the meaning of all this!  What are these two individuals conspiring to do?  Many things ran through my mind when this last piece of information came in just moments ago!
  • Why would a guy drive all over Hermann to snap shots of Sharon Meyer political yard signs?  Afterall, once you've seen one, you've seen them all!  So why collect a "photo album" filled with nothing but her yard signs?  Were the street addresses associated with each yard sign notated on the photos?  If so, for what nefarious purpose?  If an address was recorded for each photo, will their be political retribution for supporting Sharon Meyer for county office?  Will hoodlums dressed in black descend upon Hermann late Saturday night to gather up all the signs for a big bonfire?!
  • Why would a county official be interested in receiving a "photo album" of nothing but Sharon Meyer political yard signs?  What is his role in this mysterious and puzzling story?  Did he plan and orchestrate this project or is he just on the receiving end of a project which someone else conceived?  Don't county officials have more important things to do?  Maybe this county official just has a hobby of collecting photos of political yard signs?  Weird, don't ya think?
Well folks, I'm not really sure what's going on here, but I have a damned good hunch!  I have two pieces of advice for anyone who has a Sharon Meyer sign in their front yard: 
  1. Take your sign in when the sun sets and put it back out at the break of dawn.
  2. If anyone threatens you for supporting Sharon or if your sign suddenly disappears, immediately report the incident to the Hermann Police Department.  If you get threatened or lose your sign, there's a good chance that others are also being threatened or harassed!
  3. Contact us here at Hermann Hearsay if you have any problems.  We want to know about them.
And finally, to whom it may concern, you'd better not try to screw with my Sharon Meyer yard sign!  I have three very hungry pit bulls!

Sharon Meyer Yard Sign in Hermann
Hey fat boy, this one happens to be at 1412 Washington Street,
just in case you missed it!

Photo by Dick Schaefer (Hermann Hearsay)
Copyright protected.  All rights reserved.

5 comments:

  1. Would this be stalking or harrassment? If a fat man is seen at my house there will be shoe leather placed in a non sunny spot! I'm faster than Fred. Cletus and Fred

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  2. Is this the same sloppy fat guy I read about on case net? This guy has a long list of problems. Dick can you tell us who the real silent majority is? The stump speaker speaks only for his little group.

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  3. Sounds like this pudgy man your are talking about is a bottom feeder just like the commisioner that the pictures were handed to. It is amazing that he is still in business, but maybe by the time he ends up paying the 45,000.00 in back taxes, it will be one less so called journalist that we have to put up with.

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  4. Is this the same puggy guy that has been plotting against the good people of Hermann? The one with his crankster buddy that worked to move the county seat to Owensville? People of Hermann, why are you doing business with this guy? Is this the same commissioner who's son filed two ethics complaints against the northern Commissioner for donating his time equipment and sweat to the county? Why wasn't this brought up in the Kamler speech? If your signs or touched or anyone is targeting you call the law.

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  5. I think this same rotund man will start reporting that the auditors didn't have the correct information and the two good'ole boys will postpone this matter til after the election! Then if the man from Owensville who commented that the last audit stunk comments again the crankster and the fat man will slap him down and anyone else. Everyone should understand that an auditor doesn't stop til they have all the information they require.

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