Published by Clark Kant, Editor In Chief
While other local online daily news websites are having reliability problems and periodically "crashing" for good chunks of time, Hermann Hearsay is proud to report that we have never "crashed". We have never been down for one minute. We are always here whenever you have the time to visit us!
Perhaps the critical difference is that we rely upon tried and true, proven technologies. None of that fancy stuff like live web cams and live streaming news coverage which eats up "band width" here on our website! Who needs that stuff anyway when it is so unreliable?! And who wants to pay an annual subscription fee so that amateurs can monkey with technology they don't fully understand?!
Well, we're gonna keep on keepin' it simple here at Hermann Hearsay. We believe that, in the long run, our readers will come to appreciate the beauty and reliablity of simplicity. And don't forget, we don't charge a dime for our reader subscriptions!
Another very reliable local news publication is The Hermann Advertiser-Courier. The good folks down at The A-C have never failed to deliver a weekly newspaper to my mailbox on Wednesday morning. Sure, they will charge you an annual subscription fee. But their content and reliability are well worth the small amount they charge.
Simplicity leads to greater reliability. Simplicity is a beautiful thing!
Clark Kant
Editor In Chief
www.hermannhearsay.blogspot.com
Wednesday, April 7, 2010
The Beauty and Reliability of Simplicity
Tuesday, April 6, 2010
What is a "shill"?
Published by Jimmy Oldsun, Investigative Reporter
What is a "shill"? This question arose as the consequence of the use of the term in a recent article written by my boss, Clark Kant.
Since there has been a bit of controversy arising from his use of the term, Clark asked me to define and explain the term in further detail. The following is taken directly from Wikipedia:
Shill
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
A shill is person who is paid (or in someway rewarded) to help another person or organization to sell goods or services. The shill pretends to have no association with the seller/group and gives onlookers the impression that he or she is an enthusiastic customer. The person or group that hires the shill is using crowd psychology, to encourage other onlookers or audience members (who are unaware of the set-up) to purchase said goods or services. Shills are often employed by confidence artists. The term plant is also used. The term is also used to describe a person who is paid to help a political party or other advocacy organization to gain adherents; as with the situation of selling goods or services, the shill gives the impression of being unrelated to the group in question, and gives the impression that he or she finds merit in the ideological claims of the political party.
Shilling is illegal in many circumstances and in many jurisdictions because of the frequently fraudulent and damaging character of their actions. However, if a shill does not place uninformed parties at a risk of loss, but merely generates "buzz", the shill's actions may be legal. For example, a person planted in an audience to laugh and applaud when desired (see claque), or to participate in on-stage activities as a "random member of the audience", is a type of legal shill.
"Shill" can also be used pejoratively to describe a critic who appears either all-too-eager to heap glowing praise upon mediocre offerings, or who acts as an apologist for glaring flaws. In this sense, they would be an implicit "shill" for the industry at large, possibly because their income is tied to its prosperity. The origin of the term shill is uncertain; it may be an abbreviation of the Yiddish shillaber. The word originally denoted a carnival worker who pretended to be a member of the audience in an attempt to elicit interest in an attraction. Some sources trace the usage only back to 1914.
On the Internet
In online discussion media, satisfied consumers or "innocent" parties may express specific opinions in order to further the interests of an organization in which they have an interest, such as a commercial vendor or special interest group. Websites may also be set up for the same purpose. For example, an employee of a company that produces a specific product may praise the product anonymously in a discussion forum or group in order to generate interest in that product, service or group. In addition, some shills use sock puppetry where they sign on as one user soliciting recommendations for a specific product or service. They then sign on as a different user pretending to be a satisfied customer of a specific company.
In some jurisdictions and circumstances this type of activity may be illegal. In addition, reputable organizations may prohibit their employees and other interested parties (contractors, agents, etc.) from participating in public forums or discussion groups in which a conflict of interest might arise, or will at least insist that their employees and agents refrain from participating in any way that might create a conflict of interest. For example, the plastic surgery company, Lifestyle Lift, ordered their employees to post fake positive reviews on websites. As a result, they were sued, and ordered to pay $300,000 in damages by the New York Attorney General's office. Said Attorney General Andrew Cuomo: "This company’s attempt to generate business by duping consumers was cynical, manipulative, and illegal. My office has and will continue to be on the forefront in protecting consumers against emerging fraud and deception, including ‘astroturfing,’ on the Internet."
Sock puppets
Sometimes shills may be used to downplay legitimate complaints posted by users on the Internet. See Spin (public relations) and sock puppet (internet).
In gambling
Both the illegal and legal gambling industries often use shills to make winning at games appear more likely than it actually is. For example, illegal Three-card Monte and Shell game peddlers are notorious employers of shills. These shills also often aid in cheating, disrupting the game if the "mark" is likely to win. In a legal casino, however, a shill is sometimes a gambler who plays using the casino's money in order to keep games (especially poker) going when there are not enough players. (This is different from a "proposition player" who is paid a salary by the casino for the same purpose, but bets with their own money.)
In marketing
See also: Astroturfing
In marketing, shills are often employed to assume the air of satisfied customers and give testimonials to the merits of a given product. This type of shilling is illegal in some jurisdictions but almost impossible to detect. It may be considered a form of unjust enrichment or unfair competition, as in California's Business & Professions Code § 17200, which prohibits "unfair or fraudulent business act[s] or practice[s] and unfair, deceptive, untrue or misleading advertising".
In auctions
Shills, or "potted plants", are sometimes employed in auctions. Driving prices up with phony bids, they seek to provoke a bidding war among other participants. Often they are told by the seller precisely how high to bid, as the seller actually pays the price (to himself, of course) if the item does not sell, losing only the auction fees. Shilling has a substantially higher rate of occurrence in online auctions, where any user with multiple accounts (and IP addresses) can shill without aid of participants. Many online auction sites employ sophisticated (and usually secret) methods to detect collusion.[citation needed]The online auction site eBay forbids shilling; its rules do not allow friends or employees of a person selling an item to bid on the item.
In journalism
The term is applied metaphorically to journalists or commentators who have vested interests in or associations with parties in a controversial issue. Usually this takes the form of a show or network pretending to be offering news when in fact they are simply repeating talking points offered by a political party. Journalistic ethics require full disclosure of conflicts of interest, and of any interference by other parties with the reportage.
In research and experiments
A shill in a psychology experiment, or the like, is called a "confederate". In Stanley Milgram's experiment in which the subjects witnessed people getting electric shocks, a confederate would pretend to be one of the experimental subjects who would receive the fake shocks, so that the real experimental subject would think that a draw of names from a hat was random. The confederate would always play the role of the learner, and the subject would be the teacher, and the subject would think that this was a random draw from a hat containing papers that say "learner" and "teacher".
In performance art, such as DECONference (Decontamination Conference), the confederates were called "deconfederates", and when a large group of (de)conference attendees were asked to remove all clothing prior to entry to the deconference, the deconfederate, planted among the attendees, would comply immediately with the request, causing all of the others to follow the orders and disrobe as well. [1](Reference: Volume 36, Number 4, August 2003, E-ISSN: 1530-9282 Print ISSN: 0024-094X, "Decon 2 (Decon Squared): Deconstructing Decontamination", August 2003, pp. 285-290)
In interrogations
Police or military interrogators sometimes use undercover agents (called "plants") to assist with the interrogation of an individual or suspect. The plant can pose as a fellow inmate or internee, build a rapport and earn the confidence of the interviewee. The plant may subtly suggest that telling the interrogators what they want to know is the sensible or right thing to do. Even if no outright confessions are obtained, minor details and discrepancies that come out in supposedly innocent conversation can be used to chip away at the interviewee. Some plants are in reality inmates or prisoners of war who have been promised better treatment and conditions in return for helping with the interrogation. One notorious UK case is that of Colin Stagg, a man who was falsely accused of the murder of Rachel Nickell, in which a policewoman posed as a potential love interest to try to tempt Stagg to implicate himself.
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The only thing that I would hasten to add is this:
"Shills" may be paid or rewarded in a variety of ways. It is not necessary that a "shill" be paid immediately in the currency of the realm for his services. The terms of payment or reward may take various forms such as:
1. Payment by check or in cash,
2. Payment in goods and/or services,
3. Payment in terms of special reciprocal favors,
4. Payments or rewards which are promised or implied in the future for services provided today, and
5. Psychic income which comes from participation in and/or leadership of the endeavor.
As the term "shill" is used when referring to people on websites which offer goods and/or services for money, make sure that you understand that the phenonemon exists. Be on the lookout for "shills" when you visit a website which has a financial interest in promoting goods, services or the website itself.
Jimmy Oldsun
Investigative Reporter
www.hermannhearsay.blogspot.com
What is a "shill"? This question arose as the consequence of the use of the term in a recent article written by my boss, Clark Kant.
Since there has been a bit of controversy arising from his use of the term, Clark asked me to define and explain the term in further detail. The following is taken directly from Wikipedia:
Shill
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
A shill is person who is paid (or in someway rewarded) to help another person or organization to sell goods or services. The shill pretends to have no association with the seller/group and gives onlookers the impression that he or she is an enthusiastic customer. The person or group that hires the shill is using crowd psychology, to encourage other onlookers or audience members (who are unaware of the set-up) to purchase said goods or services. Shills are often employed by confidence artists. The term plant is also used. The term is also used to describe a person who is paid to help a political party or other advocacy organization to gain adherents; as with the situation of selling goods or services, the shill gives the impression of being unrelated to the group in question, and gives the impression that he or she finds merit in the ideological claims of the political party.
Shilling is illegal in many circumstances and in many jurisdictions because of the frequently fraudulent and damaging character of their actions. However, if a shill does not place uninformed parties at a risk of loss, but merely generates "buzz", the shill's actions may be legal. For example, a person planted in an audience to laugh and applaud when desired (see claque), or to participate in on-stage activities as a "random member of the audience", is a type of legal shill.
"Shill" can also be used pejoratively to describe a critic who appears either all-too-eager to heap glowing praise upon mediocre offerings, or who acts as an apologist for glaring flaws. In this sense, they would be an implicit "shill" for the industry at large, possibly because their income is tied to its prosperity. The origin of the term shill is uncertain; it may be an abbreviation of the Yiddish shillaber. The word originally denoted a carnival worker who pretended to be a member of the audience in an attempt to elicit interest in an attraction. Some sources trace the usage only back to 1914.
On the Internet
In online discussion media, satisfied consumers or "innocent" parties may express specific opinions in order to further the interests of an organization in which they have an interest, such as a commercial vendor or special interest group. Websites may also be set up for the same purpose. For example, an employee of a company that produces a specific product may praise the product anonymously in a discussion forum or group in order to generate interest in that product, service or group. In addition, some shills use sock puppetry where they sign on as one user soliciting recommendations for a specific product or service. They then sign on as a different user pretending to be a satisfied customer of a specific company.
In some jurisdictions and circumstances this type of activity may be illegal. In addition, reputable organizations may prohibit their employees and other interested parties (contractors, agents, etc.) from participating in public forums or discussion groups in which a conflict of interest might arise, or will at least insist that their employees and agents refrain from participating in any way that might create a conflict of interest. For example, the plastic surgery company, Lifestyle Lift, ordered their employees to post fake positive reviews on websites. As a result, they were sued, and ordered to pay $300,000 in damages by the New York Attorney General's office. Said Attorney General Andrew Cuomo: "This company’s attempt to generate business by duping consumers was cynical, manipulative, and illegal. My office has and will continue to be on the forefront in protecting consumers against emerging fraud and deception, including ‘astroturfing,’ on the Internet."
Sock puppets
Sometimes shills may be used to downplay legitimate complaints posted by users on the Internet. See Spin (public relations) and sock puppet (internet).
In gambling
Both the illegal and legal gambling industries often use shills to make winning at games appear more likely than it actually is. For example, illegal Three-card Monte and Shell game peddlers are notorious employers of shills. These shills also often aid in cheating, disrupting the game if the "mark" is likely to win. In a legal casino, however, a shill is sometimes a gambler who plays using the casino's money in order to keep games (especially poker) going when there are not enough players. (This is different from a "proposition player" who is paid a salary by the casino for the same purpose, but bets with their own money.)
In marketing
See also: Astroturfing
In marketing, shills are often employed to assume the air of satisfied customers and give testimonials to the merits of a given product. This type of shilling is illegal in some jurisdictions but almost impossible to detect. It may be considered a form of unjust enrichment or unfair competition, as in California's Business & Professions Code § 17200, which prohibits "unfair or fraudulent business act[s] or practice[s] and unfair, deceptive, untrue or misleading advertising".
In auctions
Shills, or "potted plants", are sometimes employed in auctions. Driving prices up with phony bids, they seek to provoke a bidding war among other participants. Often they are told by the seller precisely how high to bid, as the seller actually pays the price (to himself, of course) if the item does not sell, losing only the auction fees. Shilling has a substantially higher rate of occurrence in online auctions, where any user with multiple accounts (and IP addresses) can shill without aid of participants. Many online auction sites employ sophisticated (and usually secret) methods to detect collusion.[citation needed]The online auction site eBay forbids shilling; its rules do not allow friends or employees of a person selling an item to bid on the item.
In journalism
The term is applied metaphorically to journalists or commentators who have vested interests in or associations with parties in a controversial issue. Usually this takes the form of a show or network pretending to be offering news when in fact they are simply repeating talking points offered by a political party. Journalistic ethics require full disclosure of conflicts of interest, and of any interference by other parties with the reportage.
In research and experiments
A shill in a psychology experiment, or the like, is called a "confederate". In Stanley Milgram's experiment in which the subjects witnessed people getting electric shocks, a confederate would pretend to be one of the experimental subjects who would receive the fake shocks, so that the real experimental subject would think that a draw of names from a hat was random. The confederate would always play the role of the learner, and the subject would be the teacher, and the subject would think that this was a random draw from a hat containing papers that say "learner" and "teacher".
In performance art, such as DECONference (Decontamination Conference), the confederates were called "deconfederates", and when a large group of (de)conference attendees were asked to remove all clothing prior to entry to the deconference, the deconfederate, planted among the attendees, would comply immediately with the request, causing all of the others to follow the orders and disrobe as well. [1](Reference: Volume 36, Number 4, August 2003, E-ISSN: 1530-9282 Print ISSN: 0024-094X, "Decon 2 (Decon Squared): Deconstructing Decontamination", August 2003, pp. 285-290)
In interrogations
Police or military interrogators sometimes use undercover agents (called "plants") to assist with the interrogation of an individual or suspect. The plant can pose as a fellow inmate or internee, build a rapport and earn the confidence of the interviewee. The plant may subtly suggest that telling the interrogators what they want to know is the sensible or right thing to do. Even if no outright confessions are obtained, minor details and discrepancies that come out in supposedly innocent conversation can be used to chip away at the interviewee. Some plants are in reality inmates or prisoners of war who have been promised better treatment and conditions in return for helping with the interrogation. One notorious UK case is that of Colin Stagg, a man who was falsely accused of the murder of Rachel Nickell, in which a policewoman posed as a potential love interest to try to tempt Stagg to implicate himself.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The only thing that I would hasten to add is this:
"Shills" may be paid or rewarded in a variety of ways. It is not necessary that a "shill" be paid immediately in the currency of the realm for his services. The terms of payment or reward may take various forms such as:
1. Payment by check or in cash,
2. Payment in goods and/or services,
3. Payment in terms of special reciprocal favors,
4. Payments or rewards which are promised or implied in the future for services provided today, and
5. Psychic income which comes from participation in and/or leadership of the endeavor.
As the term "shill" is used when referring to people on websites which offer goods and/or services for money, make sure that you understand that the phenonemon exists. Be on the lookout for "shills" when you visit a website which has a financial interest in promoting goods, services or the website itself.
Jimmy Oldsun
Investigative Reporter
www.hermannhearsay.blogspot.com
Hermann Hearsay Announces Plans To Study Feasibility Of News Podcast
Published by Clark Kant, Editor In Chief
Hermann Hearsay announced plans to study the economic and technical feasibility of launching its very own news podcast during a sparsely attended news conference in Hermann yesterday. The news conference was held in Elmer Hugz' backyard. Regettably, Elmer, his wife, and Henrietta Hornschwagel were the only attendees. The call letters for the podcast will be K-R-A-P ......... provided, of course, that they haven't already been taken by someone else.
K-R-A-P plans to commence podcasting over the internet on June 1, 2010. The primary content for the news podcast will be:
- Hermann News KRAP
- KRAPPY Weather in Hermann
- Other Local News KRAP that ain't fit to be printed
A talk show host and weatherman are being recruited from the local area. No one has accepted either job offer yet. So, if you're interested in either position, just give us a call at 1-800-HEARSAY or drop us a brief line stating your qualifications.
Clark Kant
Editor In Chief
www.hermannhearsay.blogspot.com
Hermann Hearsay announced plans to study the economic and technical feasibility of launching its very own news podcast during a sparsely attended news conference in Hermann yesterday. The news conference was held in Elmer Hugz' backyard. Regettably, Elmer, his wife, and Henrietta Hornschwagel were the only attendees. The call letters for the podcast will be K-R-A-P ......... provided, of course, that they haven't already been taken by someone else.
K-R-A-P plans to commence podcasting over the internet on June 1, 2010. The primary content for the news podcast will be:
- Hermann News KRAP
- KRAPPY Weather in Hermann
- Other Local News KRAP that ain't fit to be printed
A talk show host and weatherman are being recruited from the local area. No one has accepted either job offer yet. So, if you're interested in either position, just give us a call at 1-800-HEARSAY or drop us a brief line stating your qualifications.
Clark Kant
Editor In Chief
www.hermannhearsay.blogspot.com
Monday, April 5, 2010
Cardinals Open Season In Cincinnati
Published by Jimmy Oldsun, Sports Reporter
The St. Louis Cardinals open the 2010 season in Cincinnati against the Reds. Chris Carpenter will take the mound for the Redbirds, while Aaron Harang will start for the Reds. The first pitch of the game is scheduled for 12:10 CDT. The game will be televised by ESPN.
GO CARDS!
Jimmy Oldsun
Sports Reporter
http://www.hermannhearsay.blogspot.com/
The St. Louis Cardinals open the 2010 season in Cincinnati against the Reds. Chris Carpenter will take the mound for the Redbirds, while Aaron Harang will start for the Reds. The first pitch of the game is scheduled for 12:10 CDT. The game will be televised by ESPN.
GO CARDS!
Jimmy Oldsun
Sports Reporter
http://www.hermannhearsay.blogspot.com/
What is "Yellow Journalism"?
Published by Jimmy Oldsun, Investigative Report
My boss, Clark Kant, wrote a piece this weekend in which he used the term "yellow journalism". Clark offered tthe following brief definition of the term:
yellow journalism
n. Journalism that exploits, distorts, or exaggerates the news to create sensations and attract readers.
A number of our readers and visitors have asked us to expand upon this short definition and to explain what "yellow journalism" is and what it is not. Clark is off working on another story, so he assigned the task to me.
Answers to some of the questions we have been asked to explain follow:
What was/is "yellow journalism"?
Jimmy Oldsun
Investigative Reporter
www.hermannhearsay.blogspot.com
My boss, Clark Kant, wrote a piece this weekend in which he used the term "yellow journalism". Clark offered tthe following brief definition of the term:
yellow journalism
n. Journalism that exploits, distorts, or exaggerates the news to create sensations and attract readers.
A number of our readers and visitors have asked us to expand upon this short definition and to explain what "yellow journalism" is and what it is not. Clark is off working on another story, so he assigned the task to me.
Answers to some of the questions we have been asked to explain follow:
What was/is "yellow journalism"?
- The phrase "yellow journalism" is used to describe journalism that ignores real news stories in favor of sensationalized and sometimes exaggerated stories to sell more copies and more subscriptions.
- The term "yellow journalism" comes from a 19th century cartoon which used yellow ink. It involved sensationalism and distortion.
- It came from a popular comic called "Hogan's Alley" that featured a yellow-dressed character named "the yellow kid".
- Clark gave you a very good definition. See above.
- Here's another definition: "Yellow journalism", in short, is biased opinion masquerading as objective fact. Moreover, the practice of "yellow journalism" involved sensationalism, distorted stories, and misleading images for the sole purpose of boosting newspaper sales and exciting publicity.
- To "Smear" the opposition. To exaggerate news stories and to "attract and hook" readers by enraging them.
- Joseph Pulitzer or Randolph Hearst were both guilty of "yellow journalism", however Randolph Hearst exploited its use to cause the Spanish-American war.
- As newspapers began to compete more and more with one another to increase circulation and obtain more advertising revenue, a different type of journalism was developed by publishers Joseph Pulitzer and William Randolph Hearst. In the mid-1890s, Pulitzer (in the New York World) and Hearst (in the San Francisco Examiner and later the New York Morning Journal) transformed newspapers with sensational and scandalous news coverage, the use of drawings and the inclusion of more features such as comic strips. After Pulitzer began publishing color comic sections that included a strip entitled "The Yellow Kid" (right) in early 1896, this type of paper was labeled "yellow journalism." Drawn by R.F. Outcault, the popular (if now-unfunny) strip became a prize in the struggle between Pulitzer and Hearst in the New York newspaper wars. Outcault moved the strip to Hearst's papers after nine months, where it competed with a Pulitzer-sponsored version of itself. "The Yellow Kid" proved the first merchandising phenomenon of the comics. The character was portrayed in keychains and collector cards, appeared on stage and even had a short-lived magazine named after him. The papers themselves trumpeted their concern for the "people." At the same time, yellow journalists choked up the news channels on which the common people depended with shrieking, gaudy, sensation-loving, devil-may-care kinds of journalism. This turned the high drama of life into a cheap melodrama and led to stories being twisted into the forms best suited for sales by the hollering newsboy.
- "Yellow press" was a term applied to the popular, frankly imperialistic newspapers of New York City, circa 1890s. Today, "yellow journalism" refers to lurid publications that emphasize the sensational side of news stories in order to attract readers. Modern day examples include the tabloid news magazines, many online news websites, and arguably many of the so-called cable news talk shows.
- Actually, the line between "yellow" and "mainstream" is pretty blurred these days, but gossip magazines, "tabloid" papers available in MOST markets/discount stores, etc. would be considered examples of "yellow" journalism. This is generally ANY type of publication depending on innuendo, unverified information, and other things that if the person covered were NOT a politician or celebrity of some kind would be of interest only to their doctor, lawyer, or spouse, and/or would never make it into print outside of a biography of that person.
Jimmy Oldsun
Investigative Reporter
www.hermannhearsay.blogspot.com
NCAA Men's National Championship Game
Published by Jimmy Oldsun, Sports Reporter
Butler Bulldogs vs. Duke Blue Devils. Did you pick either of these teams to play in the national championship game? My NCAA tournament bracket was busted long ago!
I have to cover the night desk here at Hermann Hearsay, but I may wonder down to Wings-A-Blazin' to catch the game. Shssssh! Don't tell Clark! Maybe I'll take my laptop along and pretend to work on a story while I'm there.
So, who are you pickin' to win the 2010 National Championship?
Jimmy Oldsun
Sports Reporter
www.HermannHearsay.blogspot.com
Butler Bulldogs vs. Duke Blue Devils. Did you pick either of these teams to play in the national championship game? My NCAA tournament bracket was busted long ago!
I have to cover the night desk here at Hermann Hearsay, but I may wonder down to Wings-A-Blazin' to catch the game. Shssssh! Don't tell Clark! Maybe I'll take my laptop along and pretend to work on a story while I'm there.
So, who are you pickin' to win the 2010 National Championship?
Jimmy Oldsun
Sports Reporter
www.HermannHearsay.blogspot.com
Sunday, April 4, 2010
A Cheap Substitute For Fair, Balanced And Honest Journalism
An editorial comment straight from the horse's mouth .....
Published by Clark Kant, Editor In Chief
yellow journalism
n. Journalism that exploits, distorts, or exaggerates the news to create sensations and attract readers.
The "smear campaign" against Sharon Meyer, Democratic challenger for the office of Gasconade County Clerk, has begun. Amazingly, it took only two days from her filing on Tuesday of this past week! The "smear campaign" against her began during the weekly county commission meeting on Thursday, 4/1. Am I surprised? No, not at all! I have seen this before.
I just read the report on the 4/1 commission meeting written by Alex Luft, "reporter" for CountyNewsLIVE.com, and I cannot help but observe how Mr. Luft along with the political enemies of Mrs. Meyer have begun the "smear campaign" against her. In his report, Mr. Luft repeats allocations made against Mrs. Meyer by longtime "crank and bully", Kyle Lairmore, son of Southern District Associate Commissioner Jerry Lairmore. Mr. Luft does not go on to tell the reader about the basis for Mrs. Meyer's complaints regarding the Missouri sunshine laws to which Kyle Lairmore refers. Mr. Luft made no effort to contact Mrs. Meyer so that he might get her version of Kyle Lairmore's "story". A good journalist would have done this in order to file a more fair and balanced report. Kyle Lairmore's appearance at the 4/1 county commission was planned and pre-arranged as they have been in the past, most likely orchestrated by his daddy.
Mr. Luft should know better than to file such one-sided, biased reports. As a graduate of Missouri's prestigious School of Journalism, Luft has been taught better! I can only conclude that Mr. Luft, a young journalist with great promise, is apparently being influenced by his employer to intentionally shade the truth and file reports with unanswered malicious accusations by individuals who have political axes to grind. After working in our community for a year now, Mr. Luft should be well-aware who and what Kyle Lairmore is. Mr. Luft should know that Kyle Lairmore is a frequent visitor at county commission meetings and that, by his bizarre statements and actions, he has long ago destroyed his own personal credibility. That being the case, why did Luft report on Lairmore's comments at the county commission meeting but then fail to obtain and also report Sharon Meyer's response to Lairmore's comments? Mr. Luft, you are no Jim Lehrer (one of the best journalists ever produced by the School of Journalism at Mizzou). And you will never become a professional journalist like Mr. Lehrer if you hang around at CNL. I advise you to move on and find a REAL job in journalism!
And just for the record, Hank Vonk, who offered a comment in response to Mr. Luft's report, is no independent and objective reader of CNL. Hank Vonk is a long-time shill for Jeff Noedel and CountyNewsLIVE.com. He was a shill for Noedel when Noedel ran HermannMuenster.com and nothing has changed in that regard since Noedel started up CNL. Mr. Vonk frequently "collaborates" with Mr. Noedel and his reporters. Mr. Vonk drove all the way from Owensville to work with Noedel and Luft as recently as Friday night, 4/2, when the three men co-hosted an amateurish live "internet radio broadcast" about upcoming local and county elections. Readers must understand that Hank Vonk has had and continues to have a very close relationhsip with Mr. Noedel and CountyNewsLIVE. WARNING: He is NO VOICE of INDEPENDENT REASON. Hank Vonk has had an obvious axe to grind against Sharon Meyer, Sandra Lackman and Northern District Associate Commissioner Matt Penning for a very long time!
Now, here for your convenient reference, is the CNL article to which I refer:
http://countynewslive.com/content/2010/apr/01/roundup-county-commission-meets-first-time-after-filing-offices-closes
This type of unfair, unbalanced, dishonest, yellow journalism is sure to continue throughout the current
political campaign. Mr. Noedel and his "reporters" have a track record of giving favorable press coverage to those who reciprocate by giving them access. They give unfavorable press coverage to those who refuse to give them access. This has gone on since the days of Hermann Muenster when Noedel took sides in the commissioner salary overpayment lawsuit and other disputes at the county courthouse. Noedel and his staff "play ball" with politicians and non-politicians alike who help them out by giving them a story. Without access to stories, Noedel and his reporters have nothing but an empty inconsequential blog. Noedel and his staff obviously know this, so they willingly play into the hands of those who would use the press for their own selfish public relations purposes.
Furthermore, let it be known that Mr. Noedel bears grudges against those who disagree with his "journalistic" techniques and practices, and he becomes quite angry and condescending when
someone criticizes them. I know this to be the case on a first-hand basis for I have disagreed with him when he ran HermannMuenster.com, and I know how I and other dissenters were poorly treated because we dared to disagree with his one-sided coverage of some stories. And he really bears grudges against those who deny him access for interviews. Because Sharon Meyer's political enemies have given Noedel and his reporters unrestricted access for news stories, Noedel and his reporters take their sides rather than look critically at both sides.
Professional journalists should never take one side over another when reporting on a story. But that is exactly what went on at HermannMuenster.com and that is what is currently going on at CountyNewsLIVE.com. People in the Hermann area see and understand what I am saying, and that is why CountyNewsLIVE.com is struggling to stay afloat.
Mark my words and mark them well! Jeff Noedel and his "reporters" at CountyNewsLIVE.com will conspire together with Sharon Meyer's political enemies to smear and discredit her in every conceivable way they can between now and the election in November. They think they can succeed in this, because they have deluded themselves into thinking they have a lot of readers and that these readers will swallow their reporting "hook, line and sinker".
Mr. Noedel, you are free to respond to me here on Hermann Hearsay. I know that you are reading my articles closely. We do not censor our visiting commenters as you once censored me on Hermann Muenster. Hence, I will publish anything you want to submit. But beware, I will have my say as well. This is my website, and you can't censor my words here! Messrs. Luft, Lairmore and Vonk, you too may respond if you wish to do so.
Oh, and one more thing. I have assigned Jimmy Oldsun to read your reports. If we detect any further incidents of "yellow journalism", we will report them to our readers as well as to the individuals you are slamming. Be journalists over there at CNL. Be honest, fair and balanced in your reporting!
Clark Kant
Editor In Chief
http://www.hermannhearsay.blogspot.com/
Published by Clark Kant, Editor In Chief
yellow journalism
n. Journalism that exploits, distorts, or exaggerates the news to create sensations and attract readers.
The "smear campaign" against Sharon Meyer, Democratic challenger for the office of Gasconade County Clerk, has begun. Amazingly, it took only two days from her filing on Tuesday of this past week! The "smear campaign" against her began during the weekly county commission meeting on Thursday, 4/1. Am I surprised? No, not at all! I have seen this before.
I just read the report on the 4/1 commission meeting written by Alex Luft, "reporter" for CountyNewsLIVE.com, and I cannot help but observe how Mr. Luft along with the political enemies of Mrs. Meyer have begun the "smear campaign" against her. In his report, Mr. Luft repeats allocations made against Mrs. Meyer by longtime "crank and bully", Kyle Lairmore, son of Southern District Associate Commissioner Jerry Lairmore. Mr. Luft does not go on to tell the reader about the basis for Mrs. Meyer's complaints regarding the Missouri sunshine laws to which Kyle Lairmore refers. Mr. Luft made no effort to contact Mrs. Meyer so that he might get her version of Kyle Lairmore's "story". A good journalist would have done this in order to file a more fair and balanced report. Kyle Lairmore's appearance at the 4/1 county commission was planned and pre-arranged as they have been in the past, most likely orchestrated by his daddy.
Mr. Luft should know better than to file such one-sided, biased reports. As a graduate of Missouri's prestigious School of Journalism, Luft has been taught better! I can only conclude that Mr. Luft, a young journalist with great promise, is apparently being influenced by his employer to intentionally shade the truth and file reports with unanswered malicious accusations by individuals who have political axes to grind. After working in our community for a year now, Mr. Luft should be well-aware who and what Kyle Lairmore is. Mr. Luft should know that Kyle Lairmore is a frequent visitor at county commission meetings and that, by his bizarre statements and actions, he has long ago destroyed his own personal credibility. That being the case, why did Luft report on Lairmore's comments at the county commission meeting but then fail to obtain and also report Sharon Meyer's response to Lairmore's comments? Mr. Luft, you are no Jim Lehrer (one of the best journalists ever produced by the School of Journalism at Mizzou). And you will never become a professional journalist like Mr. Lehrer if you hang around at CNL. I advise you to move on and find a REAL job in journalism!
And just for the record, Hank Vonk, who offered a comment in response to Mr. Luft's report, is no independent and objective reader of CNL. Hank Vonk is a long-time shill for Jeff Noedel and CountyNewsLIVE.com. He was a shill for Noedel when Noedel ran HermannMuenster.com and nothing has changed in that regard since Noedel started up CNL. Mr. Vonk frequently "collaborates" with Mr. Noedel and his reporters. Mr. Vonk drove all the way from Owensville to work with Noedel and Luft as recently as Friday night, 4/2, when the three men co-hosted an amateurish live "internet radio broadcast" about upcoming local and county elections. Readers must understand that Hank Vonk has had and continues to have a very close relationhsip with Mr. Noedel and CountyNewsLIVE. WARNING: He is NO VOICE of INDEPENDENT REASON. Hank Vonk has had an obvious axe to grind against Sharon Meyer, Sandra Lackman and Northern District Associate Commissioner Matt Penning for a very long time!
Now, here for your convenient reference, is the CNL article to which I refer:
http://countynewslive.com/content/2010/apr/01/roundup-county-commission-meets-first-time-after-filing-offices-closes
This type of unfair, unbalanced, dishonest, yellow journalism is sure to continue throughout the current
political campaign. Mr. Noedel and his "reporters" have a track record of giving favorable press coverage to those who reciprocate by giving them access. They give unfavorable press coverage to those who refuse to give them access. This has gone on since the days of Hermann Muenster when Noedel took sides in the commissioner salary overpayment lawsuit and other disputes at the county courthouse. Noedel and his staff "play ball" with politicians and non-politicians alike who help them out by giving them a story. Without access to stories, Noedel and his reporters have nothing but an empty inconsequential blog. Noedel and his staff obviously know this, so they willingly play into the hands of those who would use the press for their own selfish public relations purposes.
Furthermore, let it be known that Mr. Noedel bears grudges against those who disagree with his "journalistic" techniques and practices, and he becomes quite angry and condescending when
someone criticizes them. I know this to be the case on a first-hand basis for I have disagreed with him when he ran HermannMuenster.com, and I know how I and other dissenters were poorly treated because we dared to disagree with his one-sided coverage of some stories. And he really bears grudges against those who deny him access for interviews. Because Sharon Meyer's political enemies have given Noedel and his reporters unrestricted access for news stories, Noedel and his reporters take their sides rather than look critically at both sides.
Professional journalists should never take one side over another when reporting on a story. But that is exactly what went on at HermannMuenster.com and that is what is currently going on at CountyNewsLIVE.com. People in the Hermann area see and understand what I am saying, and that is why CountyNewsLIVE.com is struggling to stay afloat.
Mark my words and mark them well! Jeff Noedel and his "reporters" at CountyNewsLIVE.com will conspire together with Sharon Meyer's political enemies to smear and discredit her in every conceivable way they can between now and the election in November. They think they can succeed in this, because they have deluded themselves into thinking they have a lot of readers and that these readers will swallow their reporting "hook, line and sinker".
Mr. Noedel, you are free to respond to me here on Hermann Hearsay. I know that you are reading my articles closely. We do not censor our visiting commenters as you once censored me on Hermann Muenster. Hence, I will publish anything you want to submit. But beware, I will have my say as well. This is my website, and you can't censor my words here! Messrs. Luft, Lairmore and Vonk, you too may respond if you wish to do so.
Oh, and one more thing. I have assigned Jimmy Oldsun to read your reports. If we detect any further incidents of "yellow journalism", we will report them to our readers as well as to the individuals you are slamming. Be journalists over there at CNL. Be honest, fair and balanced in your reporting!
Clark Kant
Editor In Chief
http://www.hermannhearsay.blogspot.com/
Saturday, April 3, 2010
Hermann Hearsay Hits 200 Free Subscriber Mark
Published by Clark Kant, Editor In Chief
Yesterday Hermann Hearsay hit a new milestone in FREE subscriptions. Slim Pickens became our 200th subscriber. Thanks to Slim and all the rest of our loyal subscribers!
Hermann Hearsay subscribers reside in 20 towns and cities spread out in 5 states. Their ages range from 25 years old to 75 years old.
Clark Kant
Editor In Chief
http://www.hermannhearsay.blogspot.com/
Yesterday Hermann Hearsay hit a new milestone in FREE subscriptions. Slim Pickens became our 200th subscriber. Thanks to Slim and all the rest of our loyal subscribers!
Hermann Hearsay subscribers reside in 20 towns and cities spread out in 5 states. Their ages range from 25 years old to 75 years old.
Clark Kant
Editor In Chief
http://www.hermannhearsay.blogspot.com/
Wednesday, March 31, 2010
Hermann Advertiser-Courier Delivers The Local News Reliably
An Editorial Comment, straight from the horse's mouth ....
Published by Clark Kant, Editor In Chief
On a slow news day over at CountyNewsLIVE.com, the people of Hermann could at least depend upon The Hermann Advertiser-Courier for their local news. Just like clockwork, The A-C was delivered to my mailbox as it has been on so many, many Wednesdays over so many, many years before!
On a day when the folks at CountyNewsLIVE.com busied themselves working on their "Subscriber Telethon", The Hermann Advertiser-Courier brought solid local news reporting and a good dose of local advertisements to their readers.
We wish the folks over at CountyNewsLIVE.com all the best as they struggle to remain financially solvent. And we thank Don Kruse, Cathi Utley, Erin Kottwitz and the entire staff over at The Hermann Advertiser-Courier for delivering the local news to us just like clockwork! We can always count on The A-C ...... and that's a very comforting and reassuring feeling!
Clark Kant
Editor In Chief
http://www.hermannhearsay.blogpot.com/
Published by Clark Kant, Editor In Chief
On a slow news day over at CountyNewsLIVE.com, the people of Hermann could at least depend upon The Hermann Advertiser-Courier for their local news. Just like clockwork, The A-C was delivered to my mailbox as it has been on so many, many Wednesdays over so many, many years before!
On a day when the folks at CountyNewsLIVE.com busied themselves working on their "Subscriber Telethon", The Hermann Advertiser-Courier brought solid local news reporting and a good dose of local advertisements to their readers.
We wish the folks over at CountyNewsLIVE.com all the best as they struggle to remain financially solvent. And we thank Don Kruse, Cathi Utley, Erin Kottwitz and the entire staff over at The Hermann Advertiser-Courier for delivering the local news to us just like clockwork! We can always count on The A-C ...... and that's a very comforting and reassuring feeling!
Clark Kant
Editor In Chief
http://www.hermannhearsay.blogpot.com/
Tuesday, March 30, 2010
Late Filings For County Offices
Published by Clark Kant, Editor In Chief
Hermann Hearsay learned earlier this evening that two candidates for county-wide offices filed in the final hour of the open election filing period which ended at 4:30 pm on Tuesday, March 30.
Sharon Meyer will be running for County Clerk and filed as a Democrat. She will run unopposed in the August primary election and then face incumbent Lesa Lietzow in the November general election.
Larry Miskel, Hermann's current mayor, will be running for Presiding Commissioner and filed as a Republican. He will run against incumbent Ron Jost in the August primary.
Hemann Hearsay applauds Meyer and Miskel for stepping forth to challenge the entrenched incumbents.
Clark Kant
Editor In Chief
http://www.hermannhearsay.blogspot.com/
Hermann Hearsay learned earlier this evening that two candidates for county-wide offices filed in the final hour of the open election filing period which ended at 4:30 pm on Tuesday, March 30.
Sharon Meyer will be running for County Clerk and filed as a Democrat. She will run unopposed in the August primary election and then face incumbent Lesa Lietzow in the November general election.
Larry Miskel, Hermann's current mayor, will be running for Presiding Commissioner and filed as a Republican. He will run against incumbent Ron Jost in the August primary.
Hemann Hearsay applauds Meyer and Miskel for stepping forth to challenge the entrenched incumbents.
Clark Kant
Editor In Chief
http://www.hermannhearsay.blogspot.com/
Willie Nelson - You Were Always On My Mind
Personal Use Of County Assets By Elected County Officials And County Employees
Published by Jimmy Oldsun, Investigative Reporter
County-owned telephones, computers, vehicles, and other assets ..... Do you think elected county officials and employees should be able to use these things for their own personal purposes? Do you think elected county officials should be attending to their own personal business during normal office hours when they are being paid to do the work of the county?
You say no they shouldn't! I happen to agree with you completely! And I think most of the hard-working citizens of Gasconade County agree as well.
During the past several months I've been investigating the extent of this problem here in Gasconade County. My confidential sources have pointed to a few incidents where county vehicles have been used for the personal purposes of a county employee. I currently have in my possession several emails of a political nature which have absolutely nothing to do with county business and which were date and time stamped during the normal office hours of one of our prominent elected officials. I presume these emails were sent out from a county-owned computer. These emails were not sent directly to me, but were forwarded on to me by one of the original recipients. Were I to publish these emails, the elected county official who originated them would be very embarrassed. For now, I have chosen not to identify this official. However, if I continue to receive more personal emails from this official which are date and time stamped during her normal office work hours, I will change my mind and blow the whistle!
The information I have has been turned over to my elected representative on the County Commission. I have asked him to disuss these issues with the state auditors who are currently in town. It is my position that these issues need to be further investigated. Official audits of telephone and computer records need to be conducted. Elected county officials who have access to county vehicles and who have employees under their charge should be interviewed about the policies regarding personal use of county assets within their departments.
Do you have any information regarding the personal use of county-owned assets here in Gasconade Reports? If you do, I urge you to contact the state auditors who are currently working four days per week at the County Courthouse.
Jimmy Oldsun
Investigative Reporter
http://www.hermannhearsay.blogspot.com/
County-owned telephones, computers, vehicles, and other assets ..... Do you think elected county officials and employees should be able to use these things for their own personal purposes? Do you think elected county officials should be attending to their own personal business during normal office hours when they are being paid to do the work of the county?
You say no they shouldn't! I happen to agree with you completely! And I think most of the hard-working citizens of Gasconade County agree as well.
During the past several months I've been investigating the extent of this problem here in Gasconade County. My confidential sources have pointed to a few incidents where county vehicles have been used for the personal purposes of a county employee. I currently have in my possession several emails of a political nature which have absolutely nothing to do with county business and which were date and time stamped during the normal office hours of one of our prominent elected officials. I presume these emails were sent out from a county-owned computer. These emails were not sent directly to me, but were forwarded on to me by one of the original recipients. Were I to publish these emails, the elected county official who originated them would be very embarrassed. For now, I have chosen not to identify this official. However, if I continue to receive more personal emails from this official which are date and time stamped during her normal office work hours, I will change my mind and blow the whistle!
The information I have has been turned over to my elected representative on the County Commission. I have asked him to disuss these issues with the state auditors who are currently in town. It is my position that these issues need to be further investigated. Official audits of telephone and computer records need to be conducted. Elected county officials who have access to county vehicles and who have employees under their charge should be interviewed about the policies regarding personal use of county assets within their departments.
Do you have any information regarding the personal use of county-owned assets here in Gasconade Reports? If you do, I urge you to contact the state auditors who are currently working four days per week at the County Courthouse.
Jimmy Oldsun
Investigative Reporter
http://www.hermannhearsay.blogspot.com/
All Birds Fly FREE On Hermann Hearsay!
Published by Lois Lame, Lifestyles Reporter and Subscription Services
One of our competitors is making a big deal of their April promotion. They are offering a FREE subscription service to spouses! Their promotion is that .... "Spouses fly free!"
I want to remind all of our readers that reader subscriptions here at Hermann Hearsay are totally FREE ...... FREE to you, FREE to your spouse, FREE to your snotty-nose kids, FREE to your domestic partner (if you swing that way), FREE to all your girlfriends (if you're a playboy), FREE to your brothers, sisters, aunts, uncles, cousins, nephews and nieces ,,,,,,, in other words we are FREE to anyone and everyone. Always have been; always will be.
We were wondering if C.N.L. will be refunding the annual subscription fees for spouses who have already paid? Will the April offer be retroactive?
Here at Hermann Hearsay we do not employ gimmicky promotional schemes. We don't offer one-time discounts, one-time promotions or one-time anything. Rates and fees are always the same here at Hermann Hearsay ..... FREE! Our April promotion is the same as our March promotion which was the same as our February promotion which was the same as our January promotion. At Hermann Hearsay, we are always FREE! FREE to everyone each month throughout the year!
Why pay more? Why respond to gimmicky promotions?
Lois Lame
Lifestyles Reporter and Subscription Services
http://www.hermannhearsay.blogspot.com/
One of our competitors is making a big deal of their April promotion. They are offering a FREE subscription service to spouses! Their promotion is that .... "Spouses fly free!"
I want to remind all of our readers that reader subscriptions here at Hermann Hearsay are totally FREE ...... FREE to you, FREE to your spouse, FREE to your snotty-nose kids, FREE to your domestic partner (if you swing that way), FREE to all your girlfriends (if you're a playboy), FREE to your brothers, sisters, aunts, uncles, cousins, nephews and nieces ,,,,,,, in other words we are FREE to anyone and everyone. Always have been; always will be.
We were wondering if C.N.L. will be refunding the annual subscription fees for spouses who have already paid? Will the April offer be retroactive?
Here at Hermann Hearsay we do not employ gimmicky promotional schemes. We don't offer one-time discounts, one-time promotions or one-time anything. Rates and fees are always the same here at Hermann Hearsay ..... FREE! Our April promotion is the same as our March promotion which was the same as our February promotion which was the same as our January promotion. At Hermann Hearsay, we are always FREE! FREE to everyone each month throughout the year!
Why pay more? Why respond to gimmicky promotions?
Lois Lame
Lifestyles Reporter and Subscription Services
http://www.hermannhearsay.blogspot.com/
Monday, March 29, 2010
Please Don't Send Us Money!
Published by Clark Kant, Editor In Chief
We appreciate the loyal support of our readers! But please don't send us your hard-earned money! We are a FREE SERVICE! FREE SUBSCRIPTIONS and FREE ADVERTISING!
During the past several months, we have received cash and checks from readers and advertisers who want to support our online news service. While this has been deeply gratifying, we have returned the money in every case. Thank you for your support, but we cannot accept your donations!
As you know, we operate Hermann Hearsay on a shoe-string budget. We are very frugal. Our reporters are NOT the top journalists in the county, so we don't pay them very much. Our laptop computers are about five years old on average. Rather than pay big money for fancy offices, we do our work at home and out in the community. Our owner and founder is a real cheapskate!
The only revenues we receive are from Google Ad Sense for allowing them to post their ads on our website. If you want to support us financially, you can click on some of the Google Ads and visit the websites advertised by them. Each time you click on one of these ads, we get paid ..... not very much, but it all mounts up over time.
Because of our unusual business model, our monthy cash flow is pathetic! However, we are gaining a larger and larger readership every week. And we are gaining more advertisers as the word gets out that we are FREE! One of these days, we will have a huge readership with many satisfied advertisers.
Using this approach, we are slowly building "sweat" equity in our business. A few years down the road, we project that we'll be able to sell our little online service for BIG BUCKS! That's when we'll finally cash in! Just like those few people who started out with Sam Walton while everyone else laughed at him down in Bentonville, Arkansas.
Please don't send your money! We have a long-term plan to get filthy rich!
Clark Kant
Editor In Chief
http://www.hermannhearsay.blogspot.com/
We appreciate the loyal support of our readers! But please don't send us your hard-earned money! We are a FREE SERVICE! FREE SUBSCRIPTIONS and FREE ADVERTISING!
During the past several months, we have received cash and checks from readers and advertisers who want to support our online news service. While this has been deeply gratifying, we have returned the money in every case. Thank you for your support, but we cannot accept your donations!
As you know, we operate Hermann Hearsay on a shoe-string budget. We are very frugal. Our reporters are NOT the top journalists in the county, so we don't pay them very much. Our laptop computers are about five years old on average. Rather than pay big money for fancy offices, we do our work at home and out in the community. Our owner and founder is a real cheapskate!
The only revenues we receive are from Google Ad Sense for allowing them to post their ads on our website. If you want to support us financially, you can click on some of the Google Ads and visit the websites advertised by them. Each time you click on one of these ads, we get paid ..... not very much, but it all mounts up over time.
Because of our unusual business model, our monthy cash flow is pathetic! However, we are gaining a larger and larger readership every week. And we are gaining more advertisers as the word gets out that we are FREE! One of these days, we will have a huge readership with many satisfied advertisers.
Using this approach, we are slowly building "sweat" equity in our business. A few years down the road, we project that we'll be able to sell our little online service for BIG BUCKS! That's when we'll finally cash in! Just like those few people who started out with Sam Walton while everyone else laughed at him down in Bentonville, Arkansas.
Please don't send your money! We have a long-term plan to get filthy rich!
Clark Kant
Editor In Chief
http://www.hermannhearsay.blogspot.com/
Sunday, March 28, 2010
No Further Cat Burglaries Reported By County Collector
Published by Jimmy Oldsun, Investigative Reporter
Matt Penning's volunteer work crew last worked at the Gasconade County Courthouse ove the 2009 Labor Day weekend. The following week a break-in was reported to courthouse employees by County Collector, Shawn Schlottach, according to a confidential source within the courthouse. The implication or inference was that Commissioner Penning and/or one or more of his volunteers had entered Collector Schlottach's office without proper authorization. Although Collector Schlottach made the "cat burglary" claim, no solid evidence was ever produced at that time. Schlottach was subsequently confronted regarding her wild accusations by Commissioner Penning as well as one or more of his volunteers, but she denied that she had ever made such accusations against them. At the time, her adamant denial seemed quite peculiar because our confidential source within the courthouse is usually very reliable.
Now, over six months later, we have checked with our confidential source in the courthouse, and we have been told that no subsequent "cat burglaries" have been reported by Collector Schlottach. This is quite interesting! One reported "cat burglary" at the courthouse immediately following the weekend during which Matt Penning's volunteer group worked and then no subsequent reported "cat burglary" since that time!
Our questions are these:
When we have more information to report, we will.
Jimmy Oldsun
Investigative Reporter
http://www.hermannhearsay.blogspot.com/
Matt Penning's volunteer work crew last worked at the Gasconade County Courthouse ove the 2009 Labor Day weekend. The following week a break-in was reported to courthouse employees by County Collector, Shawn Schlottach, according to a confidential source within the courthouse. The implication or inference was that Commissioner Penning and/or one or more of his volunteers had entered Collector Schlottach's office without proper authorization. Although Collector Schlottach made the "cat burglary" claim, no solid evidence was ever produced at that time. Schlottach was subsequently confronted regarding her wild accusations by Commissioner Penning as well as one or more of his volunteers, but she denied that she had ever made such accusations against them. At the time, her adamant denial seemed quite peculiar because our confidential source within the courthouse is usually very reliable.
Now, over six months later, we have checked with our confidential source in the courthouse, and we have been told that no subsequent "cat burglaries" have been reported by Collector Schlottach. This is quite interesting! One reported "cat burglary" at the courthouse immediately following the weekend during which Matt Penning's volunteer group worked and then no subsequent reported "cat burglary" since that time!
Our questions are these:
- Did the reported "cat burglary" over the 2009 Labor Day weekend actually occur?
- Who might have had the motive to break in to Collector Schlottach's office? At that time, Schlottach appeared to point the finger of blame at Matt Penning and his volunteer workers. But what would any of them possibly want in Schlottach's office?
- Why was no evidence produced at that time which could lead to a successful prosecution and conviction of the alleged break-in?
- Why didn't Collector Schlottach report the incident to the proper legal authorities instead of making her wild accusations and inferences in the presence of other courthouse employees?
- Why have there been no further break-ins at the courthouse since last year's Labor Day weekend? Is it because the "cat burglar" got what he/she wanted during the first break-in? Or is it because the Penning volunteers have never again had weekend access to the courthouse since the 2009 Labor Day weekend? Or is it because the first so-called "cat burglary" never actually occurred?
When we have more information to report, we will.
Jimmy Oldsun
Investigative Reporter
http://www.hermannhearsay.blogspot.com/
Hermann Live Webcam Expose
Published by Jimmy Oldsun, Investigative Reporter
Live webcams have been used by the big TV stations in the big cities for over ten years. But now, live webcams have come to Hemann, MO ...... population 2,700.
CountyNewsLIVE.com currently has two webcams broadcasting dramatic and breathtaking live video images. CountyNewsLIVE.com is on the leading edge of hi-tech news coverage in the Hermann area. No one even comes close to them when it comes to webcam broadcasting!
One of their expensive, articulated live webcams is mounted on the front outside wall of Wings-A-Blazin' at 120 East Fourth Street here in Hermann. Look up the next time you go to Wings-A-Blazin' for hot wings and beer. The camera is housed in a cool-looking white metal housing with a tinted windshield. The cool thing about this particular webcam is that you can see who's coming and going at a number of locations on Fourth Street. If your spouse has threatened to divorce you, you can monitor the entrances to the law offices of Donald Althauser, Dennis Barks and Michael Mundwiller, all located on Fourth Street, to see if he/she might be seeking legal representation from one of them. If you're interested in seeing if your husband or boyfriend might be purchasing flowers for you from the new flower shop on the north side of Fourth Street, you can keep an eye on that webcam image all day long from the comfort of your home or your office.
The other webcam is located in Dundee, MO and broadcasts an image of the Missouri River looking east and down the river. This view will be very helpful if we are ever attacked by a hostile armada sailing up the river from St. Louis and toward our fair town. I don't know what we'll be able to see in the dark of night since there is no light on the river in that location, so we may need to post sentries along the river during the night. If we outfit them with cell phones they can call ahead to the offices of CountyNewsLIVE.com and leave a message on their voice recorder. Hopefully, the folks at CountyNewsLIVE.com will be checking their messages through the night and will alert us all if we are under attack. Hopefully we are not attacked from the west, and hopefully we are not attacked by submarines.
There used to be a live webcam focused on the entrance to People's Savings Bank. I always found that view interesting. You could monitor the comings and goings of bank customers. There are a few Hermannites who must really have a lot of money. I used to watch them come and go frequently. I don't how big their deposits were, but I do know they made frequent deposits. That view is no longer availale from CountyNewsLIVE.com. Maybe those frequent depositers complained to the bank about the unwanted intrusion into their privacy and maybe bank officials asked Mr. Noedel to take his live webcam elsewhere? We don't really know. Our calls have not been returned.
In discussing the proliferation of live webcams with people down at the coffee shop, I have heard a variety of opinions. Some say that they think all of these live webcams represent an intrusion into their personal privacy. Some say it ought to be against a city ordinance for private companies to install live webcams in Hermann for their own private commercial use. Some say they don't care one hoot in hell if CountyNewsLIVE.com wants to waste their resources on this live webcam technology. Some say they support it and want to see more webcams in Hermann. Locations most often mentioned by those who wish to see more live webcams are: Sharp's Corner Tavern, the Concert Hall and Barrel Bar, weekly County Commission Meetings, weekly City Council Meetings, a special night vision camera to monitor the feral cats, and the emergency entrance to Hermann Area District Hospital. Some have said they would like to be able to control the field of view and focus on these webcams. Some CountyNewsLIVE.com subscribers have said that they would pay more to be able to view the video images in 3D.
Truman T. Tiger, our owner and founder, has said that he will wait to see how this technology is accepted by Hermann residents and the Hermann City Council before he invests any of his money in webcams. Besides, the technology is likely to improve and become much less expensive. "Until that time", Mr. Tiger quipped, "Hermann Hearsay will report to its readers that traffic continues to flow east and west on Fourth Street and that the Missouri River continues to flow from west to east here in the Hermann area."
Tell us your opinion of the live webcams in Hermann. Do you like them? Should they be legal? Do you want more of them? Where? Would you pay more for 3D?
Jimmy Oldsun
Investigative Reporter
http://www.hermannhearsay.blogspot.com/
Live webcams have been used by the big TV stations in the big cities for over ten years. But now, live webcams have come to Hemann, MO ...... population 2,700.
CountyNewsLIVE.com currently has two webcams broadcasting dramatic and breathtaking live video images. CountyNewsLIVE.com is on the leading edge of hi-tech news coverage in the Hermann area. No one even comes close to them when it comes to webcam broadcasting!
One of their expensive, articulated live webcams is mounted on the front outside wall of Wings-A-Blazin' at 120 East Fourth Street here in Hermann. Look up the next time you go to Wings-A-Blazin' for hot wings and beer. The camera is housed in a cool-looking white metal housing with a tinted windshield. The cool thing about this particular webcam is that you can see who's coming and going at a number of locations on Fourth Street. If your spouse has threatened to divorce you, you can monitor the entrances to the law offices of Donald Althauser, Dennis Barks and Michael Mundwiller, all located on Fourth Street, to see if he/she might be seeking legal representation from one of them. If you're interested in seeing if your husband or boyfriend might be purchasing flowers for you from the new flower shop on the north side of Fourth Street, you can keep an eye on that webcam image all day long from the comfort of your home or your office.
The other webcam is located in Dundee, MO and broadcasts an image of the Missouri River looking east and down the river. This view will be very helpful if we are ever attacked by a hostile armada sailing up the river from St. Louis and toward our fair town. I don't know what we'll be able to see in the dark of night since there is no light on the river in that location, so we may need to post sentries along the river during the night. If we outfit them with cell phones they can call ahead to the offices of CountyNewsLIVE.com and leave a message on their voice recorder. Hopefully, the folks at CountyNewsLIVE.com will be checking their messages through the night and will alert us all if we are under attack. Hopefully we are not attacked from the west, and hopefully we are not attacked by submarines.
There used to be a live webcam focused on the entrance to People's Savings Bank. I always found that view interesting. You could monitor the comings and goings of bank customers. There are a few Hermannites who must really have a lot of money. I used to watch them come and go frequently. I don't how big their deposits were, but I do know they made frequent deposits. That view is no longer availale from CountyNewsLIVE.com. Maybe those frequent depositers complained to the bank about the unwanted intrusion into their privacy and maybe bank officials asked Mr. Noedel to take his live webcam elsewhere? We don't really know. Our calls have not been returned.
In discussing the proliferation of live webcams with people down at the coffee shop, I have heard a variety of opinions. Some say that they think all of these live webcams represent an intrusion into their personal privacy. Some say it ought to be against a city ordinance for private companies to install live webcams in Hermann for their own private commercial use. Some say they don't care one hoot in hell if CountyNewsLIVE.com wants to waste their resources on this live webcam technology. Some say they support it and want to see more webcams in Hermann. Locations most often mentioned by those who wish to see more live webcams are: Sharp's Corner Tavern, the Concert Hall and Barrel Bar, weekly County Commission Meetings, weekly City Council Meetings, a special night vision camera to monitor the feral cats, and the emergency entrance to Hermann Area District Hospital. Some have said they would like to be able to control the field of view and focus on these webcams. Some CountyNewsLIVE.com subscribers have said that they would pay more to be able to view the video images in 3D.
Truman T. Tiger, our owner and founder, has said that he will wait to see how this technology is accepted by Hermann residents and the Hermann City Council before he invests any of his money in webcams. Besides, the technology is likely to improve and become much less expensive. "Until that time", Mr. Tiger quipped, "Hermann Hearsay will report to its readers that traffic continues to flow east and west on Fourth Street and that the Missouri River continues to flow from west to east here in the Hermann area."
Tell us your opinion of the live webcams in Hermann. Do you like them? Should they be legal? Do you want more of them? Where? Would you pay more for 3D?
Jimmy Oldsun
Investigative Reporter
http://www.hermannhearsay.blogspot.com/
Saturday, March 27, 2010
Free Drawing for Elmer Fudd's Wabbit Stew and His Great Tasting German Potato Salad
Published by Lois Lame, Lifestyles Reporter and Advertising Account Representative
Not to be outdone by Wings-A-Blazin' and CountyNewsLIVE.com, Elmer J. Fudd has authorized Hermann Hearsay to run a free weekly drawing for two pounds of his famous Elmer Fudd's Wabbit Stew and two pounds of his imitation Newman's German Potato Salad. (Note: Elmer's German Potato Salad attempts to replicate the great taste of Matt Penning's famous potato salad recipe which he inherited from his Grandma Newman. However, it is not the exact same recipe. One of the differences is that Elmer uses wabbit bits while Matt Penning uses bacon bits.)
So please submit your names and telephone numbers so we can enter you into our free weekly drawing. You need only submit your information one time, not every week. We will make the first drawing next Friday and then every Friday thereafter.
Elmer is teaming up with our Advertisers Services Department to run this weeky drawing as a clever promotion for his catering service Elmer Fudd's Wabbit Stew Catering Service. Elmer says you can call him 24/7 at his toll free number 1-800-WABBITS to place an order for his famous wabbit stew, German potato salad and all the fixin's. Elmer says to buy your beer elsewhere, as he does not have a liquor license.
Hermann Hearsay reminds you that everything we do here is FREE ...... FREE weekly drawing, FREE subscription, FREE advertising, etc. Why pay more? Put http://www.hermannhearsay.blogspot.com/ into your Favorites and visit our website daily!
Lois Lame
Lifestyles Reporter and Advertising Account Representative
http://www.hermannhearsay.blogspot.com/
Not to be outdone by Wings-A-Blazin' and CountyNewsLIVE.com, Elmer J. Fudd has authorized Hermann Hearsay to run a free weekly drawing for two pounds of his famous Elmer Fudd's Wabbit Stew and two pounds of his imitation Newman's German Potato Salad. (Note: Elmer's German Potato Salad attempts to replicate the great taste of Matt Penning's famous potato salad recipe which he inherited from his Grandma Newman. However, it is not the exact same recipe. One of the differences is that Elmer uses wabbit bits while Matt Penning uses bacon bits.)
So please submit your names and telephone numbers so we can enter you into our free weekly drawing. You need only submit your information one time, not every week. We will make the first drawing next Friday and then every Friday thereafter.
Elmer is teaming up with our Advertisers Services Department to run this weeky drawing as a clever promotion for his catering service Elmer Fudd's Wabbit Stew Catering Service. Elmer says you can call him 24/7 at his toll free number 1-800-WABBITS to place an order for his famous wabbit stew, German potato salad and all the fixin's. Elmer says to buy your beer elsewhere, as he does not have a liquor license.
Hermann Hearsay reminds you that everything we do here is FREE ...... FREE weekly drawing, FREE subscription, FREE advertising, etc. Why pay more? Put http://www.hermannhearsay.blogspot.com/ into your Favorites and visit our website daily!
Lois Lame
Lifestyles Reporter and Advertising Account Representative
http://www.hermannhearsay.blogspot.com/
Friday, March 26, 2010
Editorial Comment: The Information Age In Hermann - Or Is It The Misinformation Age?
Straight from the horse's mouth .....
An editorial comment by Clark Kant, Editor In Chief
The Information Age has come to the City of Hermann much as it has come to the rest of the world. Hermannites enjoy the use of all manner of modern day communication devices such as cordless telephones, voice recorders, mobile cellphones, pagers, iPhones, Blackberries, flat screen digital HDTVs, personal computers and so forth. Hermannites routinely communicate with other people by telephoning them, by paging them, by text messaging them, and by exchanging emails with them. Sometimes Hermannites even communicate the old-fashioned way by talking to their neighbors face-to-face in coffee shops, restaurants and smoke-filled taverns.
Hemannites are as internet savvy as any other group of people on the planet. We surf the net. We purchase items and services online. We blog, exchange ideas and "hook-up" with people we've never met. And for the past two years, we've been reading local daily online news accounts published by various news media outlets.
The concept of daily online news reporting was first introduced into the Hermann area a couple years ago by Jeff Noedel when he began publishing HermannMuenster.com, along with various other local online news websites like BergerWithCheese.com and others. Last November, the business partnership between Jeff Noedel and Glenn Warnebold came to an abrupt, angry and controversial end. HermannMuenster.com changed its name to HermannNews.com under the ownership of the Warnebolds and the new online news service remained in their offices on Market Street, while Jeff Noedel and his staff moved around the street corner to an office on west Fifth Street. Mr. Noedel soon re-emerged with his CountyNewsLIVE.com website. So now, whether we really need them or not, we have two daily online news outlets ..... HermannNews.com and CountyNewsLIVE.com. Along with The Hermann Advertiser-Courier and HermannAdvertiserCourier.com which are weekly publications and HermannHearsay.com which publishes articles on an irregular frequency basically whenever we damned well feel like it, it seems that we have more doggone local news stories than the average Hermannite can possibly read ..... unless, of course, he/she is retired or incarcerated in a penal institution of some sort. I suppose we shouldn't complain about all of this local news coverage. Afterall, it's much better than being totally uninformed. Or is it?
Consider for a moment what we have gained since daily online news reporting first came to Hermann:
Yes, the Information Age has come to Hermann. Information is readily available to us through various media and from various sources. But we must be careful to think critically and always question the validity, accuracy and completeness of the information we receive. When reading news articles published in either a traditional printed newspaper or in an online news website, we must always ask ourselves:
The explosion of information and the nearly instantaneous availablity of information in this Information Age can be a blessing or it can be a curse. Make sure you are getting the information you need from trusted sources. Ask yourself whether there is a "bigger" and "more important" story behind each story or news article you read. Understand the fact that every reporter and every publisher has their own unique set of personal values, biases and preconceived notions, and ask yourself whether you are being "spun".
Clark Kant
Editor In Chief
www.HermannHearsay.blogspot.com
An editorial comment by Clark Kant, Editor In Chief
The Information Age has come to the City of Hermann much as it has come to the rest of the world. Hermannites enjoy the use of all manner of modern day communication devices such as cordless telephones, voice recorders, mobile cellphones, pagers, iPhones, Blackberries, flat screen digital HDTVs, personal computers and so forth. Hermannites routinely communicate with other people by telephoning them, by paging them, by text messaging them, and by exchanging emails with them. Sometimes Hermannites even communicate the old-fashioned way by talking to their neighbors face-to-face in coffee shops, restaurants and smoke-filled taverns.
Hemannites are as internet savvy as any other group of people on the planet. We surf the net. We purchase items and services online. We blog, exchange ideas and "hook-up" with people we've never met. And for the past two years, we've been reading local daily online news accounts published by various news media outlets.
The concept of daily online news reporting was first introduced into the Hermann area a couple years ago by Jeff Noedel when he began publishing HermannMuenster.com, along with various other local online news websites like BergerWithCheese.com and others. Last November, the business partnership between Jeff Noedel and Glenn Warnebold came to an abrupt, angry and controversial end. HermannMuenster.com changed its name to HermannNews.com under the ownership of the Warnebolds and the new online news service remained in their offices on Market Street, while Jeff Noedel and his staff moved around the street corner to an office on west Fifth Street. Mr. Noedel soon re-emerged with his CountyNewsLIVE.com website. So now, whether we really need them or not, we have two daily online news outlets ..... HermannNews.com and CountyNewsLIVE.com. Along with The Hermann Advertiser-Courier and HermannAdvertiserCourier.com which are weekly publications and HermannHearsay.com which publishes articles on an irregular frequency basically whenever we damned well feel like it, it seems that we have more doggone local news stories than the average Hermannite can possibly read ..... unless, of course, he/she is retired or incarcerated in a penal institution of some sort. I suppose we shouldn't complain about all of this local news coverage. Afterall, it's much better than being totally uninformed. Or is it?
Consider for a moment what we have gained since daily online news reporting first came to Hermann:
- We now get duplicate and sometimes triplicate coverage of many local news stories. How many accounts of city council, county commission and feral cat committee meetings do you really need or want to read? The articles all end up looking pretty much the same to me!
- We receive more coverage of the Hermann Bearcat sports teams than St. Louisans receive of the Cardinals, the Blues and the Rams. Why do I need all this coverage of high school sports anyway? I guess it would be fine if I had a snotty-nosed, spoiled teenager playing on one or more of the Bearcat teams! Thankfully, I don't!
- We've had the live webcams monitoring the intersection of Fourth and Market Streets, the entrances to Peoples Savings Bank on west Fifth Street and now we have the Fourth Street webcam. Whoopdeedoo! Why does Jeff Noedel think that I have the need (and the time) to be a mind-numb voyeur, sitting at my computer and watching Hermann people drive down Fourth Street? Answer, Mr. Noedel? I don't! And I seriously doubt whether anyone else is interested in Fourth Street traffic. Now, if you want to install your live webcams at the county courthouse and the city administration building to broadcast the weekly county commission meetings and city council meetings, I just might be interested. Check around. Maybe others would be interested as well.
- We get daily weather reports brought to us by Dave Murray of FOX 2 News. Why do I need this? I watch ol' Dave enough on TV already ..... morning and evening. I can also go to Weather.com whenever I feel the need.
- We get the obituaries of local people. Are the obituary cards printed up and distributed by our local funeral home no longer sufficient for my needs? Thanks, but I read these at the local coffee shops and restaurants. And if I happen to miss any of the little cards, I can always refer to my weekly edition of The Hermann Advertiser-Courier.
- We get nice photos of very tasty-looking food offerings by various restaurants throughout the county. But wouldn't it be nice to also get the associated aromas? Now that would really be super cool and revolutionary! We already have digital high-definition video and audio broadcasting. But wouldn't it be nice to have high-definition olfactory broadcasting to enhance our experience on these daily online news sites! Get on that project, Mr. Noedel! You could make journalism history! And put Hermann on the map in so doing!
- We get YouTube video clips. Don't they think I'm capable of going to YouTube.com and watching video clips on my own? I usually look at the funny ones and the political ones rather than the old TV commercials from yesteryear.
- We also get lots of press releases sent out by every inconsequential organization in town and every inconsequential organization outside of town. Why do I care when they're having their chili suppers? Chili gives me gas. Give me a break, Jeff! If I'm not a member of these organizations, I don't give a tinker's damned what they're doing!
- Investigative reporting and critical exposes on the following topics of local interest: "Whatever Happened To Jon Held And The GCCS?" ..... "Whatever Happened To The Horace Brown Engineering Study Regarding The Courthouse Access Road?" ..... "Have There Been Any Further Cat Burglar Incidents At The County Collector's Office?" ..... "Pigg Hollow Road - How Is It That So Much Money Was Spent On This One Particular County Road?" ..... "1,000 Hermann Feral Cats - What Are Their Names?" ..... "Chip And Seal County Roads - Is Associate Commissioner Jerry Lairmore Still Proposing The 1/2 Cent Sales Tax Hike?" ..... "State Auditors - What Are They Finding In Their Gasconade County Audit?" ..... "Whatever Became Of The Recommendations Made By The State Auditors In The 2002 and 2006 County Audits?" ..... "Gasconade County Courthouse Renovation and Office Expansion - Is Presiding Commissioner Ron Jost Still Looking For A Plan?" ..... Etc. Maybe it's easier to publish "fluff" pieces rather than dig for information into the serious and important stories that readers really want to know about?
- Editorials about matters of local interest. I know our local daily online news publishers must surely have opinions, but we rarely see any op-ed pieces published on their websites. Maybe they are just afraid of pissing off their paid subscribers and/or advertisers? Here at Hermann Hearsay, we have NO paid subscribers NOR do we have paid advertisers. We are a FREE site. Therefore, we are completely FREE to speak our mind. And if our readers don't like what we have to say, they can just go elsewhere! We're not interested in winning any popularity contests here in the Hermann area!
- Some lifestyle articles or regular columns like: "Gourmet Food Recipes" ..... "Dating Tips For Old Farts" ..... "Wine Rankings and Wine/Food Pairing Recommendations" ..... "Beer Rankings and Beer/Food Pairing Recommendations" ..... "Best Cigar Lounges In Gasconade County" ..... "Sex Tips For Seniors" ..... Etc. Do you think I'm asking too much? It's just that I'm thinking I might be lured into laying down the price of an annual subscription IF I could get authoritative information on a few subjects like these!
Yes, the Information Age has come to Hermann. Information is readily available to us through various media and from various sources. But we must be careful to think critically and always question the validity, accuracy and completeness of the information we receive. When reading news articles published in either a traditional printed newspaper or in an online news website, we must always ask ourselves:
- Do we trust the reporter and publisher to deliver a fair, objective and balanced accounting of the story? What are their personal biases and grudges? Do we know? Are we sure?
- Does the reporter or publisher have any reason to "spin" the story one way or the other? What do we know about their relationship or lack of relationship with the people they are covering in their news article?
- Is there a "bigger" and "more important" story behind the story which has been published for the public's consumption? If there is, in fact, a "bigger" and "more important" story behind the story, why are the reporter and publisher not telling us that story? Are they blind to the "bigger" story because they lack sufficient curiosity as a journalist OR are they intentionally hiding the "bigger" story from us? If they are hiding the "bigger" story from us, why?
The explosion of information and the nearly instantaneous availablity of information in this Information Age can be a blessing or it can be a curse. Make sure you are getting the information you need from trusted sources. Ask yourself whether there is a "bigger" and "more important" story behind each story or news article you read. Understand the fact that every reporter and every publisher has their own unique set of personal values, biases and preconceived notions, and ask yourself whether you are being "spun".
Clark Kant
Editor In Chief
www.HermannHearsay.blogspot.com
Friday, March 19, 2010
Insider Information Regarding County Election Filings
Published by Clark Kant, Editor In Chief
Hermann Hearsay has been contacted by a credible source who has obtained "inside information" regarding the planned late filings by several individuals for county offices.
This "insider information" was provided to us under certain terms and conditions:
1. that we wait until today Friday, 3/19/2010, to offer the information to our readers,
2. that we provide the names of the individuals and offices for which they intend to file only to readers who pay $100 (cash) for the information,
3. that those who receive the "insider information" promise not to discuss the information until the final day of filing, and
4. that all funds received in exchange for our "inside information" be donated to the campaign funds of the candidates who challenge incumbents in the upcoming county elections.
We don't make it practice to allow others to dictate our editorial policy. In this case, however, we have made an exception. Therefore, if you would like to have this inside information before the final filing date when these candidates are intending to file for office, please contact us at 1-800-HEARSAY. Your cash payment must be paid to us before we release the list of names, addresses and offices to you.
NOTE: The list of names that we provide to you may not be a complete list as we cannot guarantee that our "source" (code name: Cobra 1) has been able to develop complete and perfect intelligence on this subject.
Clark Kant
Editor In Chief
www.HermannHearsay.blogspot.com
Hermann Hearsay has been contacted by a credible source who has obtained "inside information" regarding the planned late filings by several individuals for county offices.
This "insider information" was provided to us under certain terms and conditions:
1. that we wait until today Friday, 3/19/2010, to offer the information to our readers,
2. that we provide the names of the individuals and offices for which they intend to file only to readers who pay $100 (cash) for the information,
3. that those who receive the "insider information" promise not to discuss the information until the final day of filing, and
4. that all funds received in exchange for our "inside information" be donated to the campaign funds of the candidates who challenge incumbents in the upcoming county elections.
We don't make it practice to allow others to dictate our editorial policy. In this case, however, we have made an exception. Therefore, if you would like to have this inside information before the final filing date when these candidates are intending to file for office, please contact us at 1-800-HEARSAY. Your cash payment must be paid to us before we release the list of names, addresses and offices to you.
NOTE: The list of names that we provide to you may not be a complete list as we cannot guarantee that our "source" (code name: Cobra 1) has been able to develop complete and perfect intelligence on this subject.
Clark Kant
Editor In Chief
www.HermannHearsay.blogspot.com
Wednesday, March 17, 2010
Hermann Hearsay Business Stats (Updated thru 3/14/2010)
You can't see the details in this photo, but the number of Business Key Factors and Audience Stats we monitor is staggering! Managing a leading local news website and a leading local dating website like ours is like being in the cockpit of a Boeing 747. Fortunately, we take care of all that tedious management work for you, so that all you have to do is read and enjoy our websites.
# of days online ......... We've completely lost track. (Does it really matter anyway?)
# of website visitors to date ......... About 456,765 (At least, we think so. Could be off by +/- 90%.)
Highest # of unique website visitors in one day ......... About 25 (Least ways as close as we can figure.)
# of visitors who've gotten pissed off and left us ......... 1 (Username: Anonymous.)
# of visitors who fart while reading our websites .......... 3 (We know that Elmer Fudd and Happy Shoveler are two of them. The other one is still a mystery.)
# of visitors who are unemployed/retired and have nothing better to do than read our stuff .......... 5
Checking account balance .......... $2.98 (Plus $0.90 cash in office coffee fund.)
Outstanding loans from banks, life insurance policies and 401(k) accounts .......... $500.00 (Required to meet payroll for a slow week in January, 2010.)
Capitalization .......... 1 old HP laptop (Approximate value: $100.)
* The above figures include both Hermann Hearsay and Hermann Hookups websites. None of the above figures have been audited by an independent accounting firm, so don't hold us to 'em. Besides it ain't really none of your damned business anyway! We're a privately owned company, and our shares don't trade on any public stock market.
Clark Kant
Editor In Chief, Hermann Hearsay
http://www.hermannhearsay.blogspot.com/
Lois Lame
Moderator, Hermann Hookups
http://www.hermannhookups.blogspot.com/
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