Tuesday, March 30, 2010

All Birds Fly FREE On Hermann Hearsay!

Published by Lois Lame, Lifestyles Reporter and Subscription Services

One of our competitors is making a big deal of their April promotion. They are offering a FREE subscription service to spouses!  Their promotion is that .... "Spouses fly free!"

I want to remind all of our readers that reader subscriptions here at Hermann Hearsay are totally FREE ...... FREE to you, FREE to your spouse, FREE to your snotty-nose kids, FREE to your domestic partner (if you swing that way), FREE to all your girlfriends (if you're a playboy), FREE to your brothers, sisters, aunts, uncles, cousins, nephews and nieces ,,,,,,, in other words we are FREE to anyone and everyone.  Always have been; always will be.

We were wondering if C.N.L. will be refunding the annual subscription fees for spouses who have already paid?  Will the April offer be retroactive?

Here at Hermann Hearsay we do not employ gimmicky promotional schemes.  We don't offer one-time discounts, one-time promotions or one-time anything.  Rates and fees are always the same here at Hermann Hearsay ..... FREE!  Our April promotion is the same as our March promotion which was the same as our February promotion which was the same as our January promotion.  At Hermann Hearsay, we are always FREE!  FREE to everyone each month throughout the year!

Why pay more?  Why respond to gimmicky promotions?

Lois Lame 
Lifestyles Reporter and Subscription Services
http://www.hermannhearsay.blogspot.com/

4 comments:

  1. Lois,

    My partner, Peter, and I have both enjoyed your FREE online news service. I hope you can always afford to keep the service FREE to readers.

    Richard

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  2. Thanks for the FREE advrtising!

    Elmer Fudd
    Elmer Fudd's Wabbit Stew Catering Service

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  3. Lois,

    I love the FREE service! If you guys could offer golf caps and tee-shirts, that might be a way to raise some revenues without having to charge subscripion fees. Please look into that! I'd love to have a Hermann Hearsay golf cap!

    Bagger Vance

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  4. I wonder if CNL is escrowing subscription money so prorated refunds can be made to subscribers when CNL shuts down in June? Noedel said if CNL is not at a break even point he's not publishing past June.

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