Monday, April 12, 2010

Cards Win Home Opener!

Published by Jimmy Oldsun, Night Desk, Investigative Reporter, Sports Reporter, Weather Reporter and Acting Editor In Chief

The St. Louis Cardinals improved their early season record to 5-2, defeating the Houston Astros by a score of 5-0 at Busch Stadium this afternoon.  The Cards lead the N. L. Central Division.

Clark Kant and his new buddies skipped their group therapy session this afternoon to take in the Opening Day festivities at the ballpark.  Clark told me he had three hotdogs, six Bud Lights and some nachos and cheese.  He really enjoyed his first Cardinals' Opening Day ceremonies and game.

Clark was apprehensive about checking himself in for psychiatric evaluation on Thursday of last week, but he now says it is the best thing he has ever done!

Jimmy Oldsun
Night Desk, Investigative Reporter, Sports Reporter, Weather Reporter and Acting Editor In Chief
www.hermannhearsay.blogspot.com

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