Monday, April 12, 2010

Weather Reports

Published by Jimmy Oldsun, Night Desk, Investigative Reporter, Sports Reporter, Weather Reporter and Acting Editor In Chief

We don't do daily weather reports here at Hermann Hearsay.  That's just filler material anyway!  And it's pretty old-fashioned.

Instead we presume that our readership is sophisticated enough and computer literate enough to go to The Weather Channel at www.weather.com to get all the latest in local weather conditions and weather forecasts on their own.  We don't really need to spoon feed our educated readers! 

We also recognize that our readership is a very mobile segment of society that travels alot for both business and pleasure.  Consequently, many of you will be needing the weather forecasts for your travel destinations.  At The Weather Channel just type in your destination city, state and/or zip code, click on the "Search" button and you'll have all the weather information you will need for your travel planning.  And a few of you live in far-flung places like Japan, France and Puerto Rico, so the weather conditions and weather forecasts for Hermann, MO are of absolutely no interest to you folks anyway!

So, if you don't already have The Weather Channel saved into your "Favorites", please do that right now before you forget it.  Don't depend upon us to tell you every damned day what the weather is or what it will be!  We have more important crap to do!

And if you're too lazy to go to www.weather.com on your own, then just walk outside to check the weather conditions the old-fashioned way.  The fresh air will do you good!

Jimmy Oldsun
Night Desk, Investigative Reporter, Sports Reporter, Weather Reporter and Acting Editor In Chief
www.hermannhearsay.blogspot.com

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