Thursday, September 2, 2010
State Auditor Issues Audit Report For Gasconade County
Published by Dick Schaefer, Award-winning, Unpaid, Part-time Contributing Writer and Amateur Investigative Reporter
Date: 9/2/2010
The final report on the 2010 State Audit of Gasconade County has been issued by Missouri State Auditor, Susan Montee. The portion of the audit conducted by state employees has been posted on the auditor's website. The "Yellow Sheet" toplines may be found at: http://www.auditor.mo.gov/press/2010-105.htm. And the full audit report may be found at: http://www.auditor.mo.gov/press/2010-105.pdf.
There is another portion of the report which is still being worked on by a private CPA firm contracted to perform audits for the state. When this portion of the audit report is released, I will report on the findings contained therein.
I hope that every taxpayer in Gasconade County will read these important audit reports. They are very revealing. They tell us how our county government is being managed by our elected county officials.
Eric Clapton - "My Father's Eyes" ♫ ♫♫ ♫ ♫♫ ♫ ♫♫
Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor
Date: 9/2/2010
It's "Eric Clapton Thursday" and here is Eric Clapton performing "My Father's Eyes" .....
Date: 9/2/2010
It's "Eric Clapton Thursday" and here is Eric Clapton performing "My Father's Eyes" .....
Photo Of The Day - Thursday, 9/2/2010
Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor
Date: 9/2/2010
Date: 9/2/2010
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Tropical Moonlight Photo sent in to us by Chubb E. Buttocks who is vacationing with his girlfriend Ima Realfule in Hawaii. |
Laugh Of The Day - Thursday, 9/2/2010
Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor
Date: 9/2/2010
"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city." ~ George Burns
Date: 9/2/2010
"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city." ~ George Burns
Bible Verse Of The Day - Thursday, 9/2/2010
Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor
Date: 9/2/2010
"While Jesus was in one of the towns, a man came along who was covered with leprosy. When he saw Jesus, he fell with his face to the ground and begged him, “Lord, if you are willing, you can make me clean.” Jesus reached out his hand and touched the man. “I am willing,” he said. “Be clean!” And immediately the leprosy left him." ~ Luke 5:12-13
Date: 9/2/2010
"While Jesus was in one of the towns, a man came along who was covered with leprosy. When he saw Jesus, he fell with his face to the ground and begged him, “Lord, if you are willing, you can make me clean.” Jesus reached out his hand and touched the man. “I am willing,” he said. “Be clean!” And immediately the leprosy left him." ~ Luke 5:12-13
Wednesday, September 1, 2010
Hermann Hearsay Performance Metrics - Wednesday, 9/1/2010
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Date: 9/1/2010
Date: 9/1/2010
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Anniversary of the 2009 Labor Day Weekend Courthouse Cat Burglary
Published by Dick Schaefer, Award-winning, Unpaid, Part-time Contributing Writer and Amateur Investigative Reporter
Date: 9/1/2010
This weekend will be the 'One Year Anniversary of the 2009 Labor Day Weekend Courthouse Cat Burglary'. To refresh the memories of our readers, this was the weekend when a group of Matt Penning's citizen volunteers performed clean-up and renovation work at the Gasconade County Courthouse.
Ah yes! I can still remember the wonderful aroma of Matt's succulent barbeque pork steaks and world famous German potato salad which Matt served the volunteers for lunch .... at his own personal expense. My mouth waters just thinking about that fine lunch!
A lot of much needed work was accomplished by the citizen volunteers on Saturday, 9/5/2009, and a good time was had by all participants. Unfortunately a cloud of suspicion was cast over the entire group when a certain county official reported that her office may have been broken into over that same weekend. The word soon spread like wildfire among courthouse employees that, upon arriving back to work on the Tuesday after the Labor Day weekend, she found one of her office windows opened, papers disturbed and her radio dial turned to a rock n' roll station. The citizen cleaning volunteers came under immediate suspicion. Their public service had gone unappreciated, and on top of that, they had all
become targets of suspicion!
Although accusations were insinuated and rumored, nothing was ever officially reported to local, state or federal authorities. A trial was never conducted. But the good names and personal reputations of the citizen volunteers were never fully restored. No apologies have ever been offered by the county official who made the insinuations and started the false rumors. An email was sent to her requesting such apology last September but she publicly denied having ever received the email request.
The unfounded accusations did, however, serve one purpose, intended or otherwise. The false accusations have been effective in dissuading Penning's cleaning volunteers from doing any further work at the courthouse. For 52 consecutive weekends now, no citizen volunteers have been organized to perform cleaning, maintenance or renovation work at the county courthouse. The citizen volunteer efforts were not appreciated by some of the very people they were intended to help, and volunteers don't continue to volunteer when their efforts are not appreciated!
I believe this is a downright shame! Much needed work has gone undone at the county courthouse during he past year. And the lieing county official has not yet been called to atone for the harm she has done.
Date: 9/1/2010
This weekend will be the 'One Year Anniversary of the 2009 Labor Day Weekend Courthouse Cat Burglary'. To refresh the memories of our readers, this was the weekend when a group of Matt Penning's citizen volunteers performed clean-up and renovation work at the Gasconade County Courthouse.
Ah yes! I can still remember the wonderful aroma of Matt's succulent barbeque pork steaks and world famous German potato salad which Matt served the volunteers for lunch .... at his own personal expense. My mouth waters just thinking about that fine lunch!
A lot of much needed work was accomplished by the citizen volunteers on Saturday, 9/5/2009, and a good time was had by all participants. Unfortunately a cloud of suspicion was cast over the entire group when a certain county official reported that her office may have been broken into over that same weekend. The word soon spread like wildfire among courthouse employees that, upon arriving back to work on the Tuesday after the Labor Day weekend, she found one of her office windows opened, papers disturbed and her radio dial turned to a rock n' roll station. The citizen cleaning volunteers came under immediate suspicion. Their public service had gone unappreciated, and on top of that, they had all
become targets of suspicion!
Although accusations were insinuated and rumored, nothing was ever officially reported to local, state or federal authorities. A trial was never conducted. But the good names and personal reputations of the citizen volunteers were never fully restored. No apologies have ever been offered by the county official who made the insinuations and started the false rumors. An email was sent to her requesting such apology last September but she publicly denied having ever received the email request.
The unfounded accusations did, however, serve one purpose, intended or otherwise. The false accusations have been effective in dissuading Penning's cleaning volunteers from doing any further work at the courthouse. For 52 consecutive weekends now, no citizen volunteers have been organized to perform cleaning, maintenance or renovation work at the county courthouse. The citizen volunteer efforts were not appreciated by some of the very people they were intended to help, and volunteers don't continue to volunteer when their efforts are not appreciated!
I believe this is a downright shame! Much needed work has gone undone at the county courthouse during he past year. And the lieing county official has not yet been called to atone for the harm she has done.
Ray Charles - "I Can't Stop Loving You" ♫ ♫♫ ♫ ♫♫ ♫ ♫♫
Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor
Date: 9/1/2010
It's Wednesday again! And that means it's time for another Ray Charles song! Here's one of my favorites .....
Date: 9/1/2010
It's Wednesday again! And that means it's time for another Ray Charles song! Here's one of my favorites .....
Photo Of The Day - Wednesday, 9/1/2010
Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor
Date: 9/1/2010
Date: 9/1/2010
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A. E. Newman Bland's 2010 'Man Of The Year' Recognized at awards presentation ceremony at McDonald's in Owensville Tuesday evening, 8/31. |
Quote Of The Day - Wednesday, 9/1/2010
Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor
Date: 9/1/2010
"Life has got a habit of not standing hitched. You got to ride it like you find it. You got to change with it. If a day goes by that don't change some of your old notions for new ones, that is just about like trying to milk a dead cow." ~ Woody Guthrie
Date: 9/1/2010
"Life has got a habit of not standing hitched. You got to ride it like you find it. You got to change with it. If a day goes by that don't change some of your old notions for new ones, that is just about like trying to milk a dead cow." ~ Woody Guthrie
Bible Verse Of The Day - Wednesday, 9/1/2010
Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor
Date: 9/1/2010
"The path of the righteous is like the first gleam of dawn, shining ever brighter till the full light of day." ~ Proverbs 4:18
Date: 9/1/2010
"The path of the righteous is like the first gleam of dawn, shining ever brighter till the full light of day." ~ Proverbs 4:18
Tuesday, August 31, 2010
The Republican Primary Election Challenge Alleging "Voting Irregularities" In Hindsight
Published by Dick Schaefer, Award-winning, Unpaid, Part-time Contributing Writer and Amateur Investigative Reporter
Date: 8/31/2010
I continue to be bothered by the strategy chosen by Larry Miskel and his attorney P. Dennis Barks when they challenged the 16 vote margin in the recent Republican primary election for Gasconade County Presiding Commissioner. When I read and reread RSMO 115.601 (copied and pasted hereinbelow), I conclude that the election challenge should have been based upon the "less than one percent difference in vote" (actually a 0.57% of the total votes cast - 2788) rather than upon alleged voting irregularities in certain precincts. It seems to me there would have been much less "burden of proof" had the point of law regarding vote difference of less than one percent been pursued in the election contest rather than the allegation that "voting irregularities" had occurred in certain precincts.
You read the statute and tell me what you think it says. If there are any attorneys out there, you are most welcome to comment. What am I missing here?
115.601. Recount authorized when less than one percent difference in vote—recount, defined.—
Date: 8/31/2010
I continue to be bothered by the strategy chosen by Larry Miskel and his attorney P. Dennis Barks when they challenged the 16 vote margin in the recent Republican primary election for Gasconade County Presiding Commissioner. When I read and reread RSMO 115.601 (copied and pasted hereinbelow), I conclude that the election challenge should have been based upon the "less than one percent difference in vote" (actually a 0.57% of the total votes cast - 2788) rather than upon alleged voting irregularities in certain precincts. It seems to me there would have been much less "burden of proof" had the point of law regarding vote difference of less than one percent been pursued in the election contest rather than the allegation that "voting irregularities" had occurred in certain precincts.
You read the statute and tell me what you think it says. If there are any attorneys out there, you are most welcome to comment. What am I missing here?
115.601. Recount authorized when less than one percent difference in vote—recount, defined.—
- Any contestant in a primary or other election contest who was defeated by less than one percent of the votes cast for the office and any contestant who received the second highest number of votes cast for that office if two or more are to be elected and who was defeated by less than one percent of the votes cast, or any person whose position on a question was defeated by less than one percent of the votes cast on the question, shall have the right to a recount of the votes cast for the office or on the question.
- In cases where the candidate filed or the ballot question was originally filed with an electio authority as defined in section 115.015, such recount shall be requested in accordance with the provisions of section 115.531 or 115.577 and conducted under the direction of the court or the commissioner representing the court trying the contest according to the provisions of this subchapter.
- In cases where the candidate filed or the ballot question was originally filed with the secretary of state, the defeated candidate or the person whose position on a question was defeated by less than one percent of the votes cast on the question shall be allowed a recount pursuant to this section by filing with the secretary of state a request for a recount stating that the person or the person’s position on a question was defeated by less than one percent of the votes cast. Such request shall be filed not later than seven days after certification of the election. The secretary of state shall notify all concerned parties of the filing of the request for a recount. The secretary of state shall authorize the election authorities to conduct a recount pursuant to this section if the requesting party or his position on a question was defeated by less than one percent of the votes cast. The secretary of state shall conduct and certify the results of the recount as the official results in the election within twenty days of receipt of the aforementioned notice of recount.
- Whenever a recount is requested pursuant to subsection 3 of this section, the secretary of state shall determine the number of persons necessary to assist with the recount and shall appoint such persons equally from lists submitted by the contestant and the opponent who received more votes or a person whose position on a question received more votes than the contestant’s position on that question. Each person appointed pursuant to this section shall be a disinterested person and a registered voter of the area in which the contested election was held. Each person so appointed shall take the oath prescribed for and receive the same pay as an election judge in the jurisdiction where the person is registered. After being sworn not to disclose any facts uncovered by the recount, except those which are contained in the report, the contestant and the opponent who received more votes or a person whose position on a question received more votes than the contestant’s position on that question shall be permitted to be present in person or represented by an attorney at the recount and to observe the recount. Each recount shall be completed under the supervision of the secretary of state with the assistance of the election authorities involved, and the persons appointed to assist with the recount shall perform such duties as the secretary of state directs. Upon completion of any duties prescribed by the secretary of state the persons appointed to assist with the recount shall make a written and signed report of their findings. The findings of the persons appointed to assist with the recount shall be prima facie evidence of the facts stated therein, but any person present at the examination of the votes may be a witness to contradict the findings. No one other than the secretary of state, the election authorities involved, the contestant and the other witnesses described in this subsection, their attorneys, and those specifically appointed by the secretary of state to assist with the recount shall be present during any recount conducted pursuant to this section.
- For purposes of this section, “recount” means one additional counting of all votes counted for the office or on the question with respect to which the recount is requested.
Hermann Hearsay Performance Metrics - Tuesday, 8/31/2010
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Date: 8/31/2010
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Elvis Presley - "Fever" ♫ ♫♫ ♫ ♫♫ ♫ ♫♫
Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor
Date: 8/31/2010
It's "Elvis Tuesday"! So many great Elvis songs! 'Hope you enjoy this one!
Date: 8/31/2010
It's "Elvis Tuesday"! So many great Elvis songs! 'Hope you enjoy this one!
Photo Of The Day - Tuesday, 8/31/2010
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Date: 8/31/2010
Date: 8/31/2010
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The Tigers are getting hungry! Mizzou vs. Illini Saturday, 9/4 Edward Jones Dome |
Laugh Of The Day - Tuesday, 8/31/2010
Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor
Date: 8/31/2010
"A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it." ~ Bob Hope
Date: 8/31/2010
"A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it." ~ Bob Hope
Quote Of The Day - Tuesday, 8/31/2010
Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor
Date: 8/30/2010
“You never know God is all you need until God is all you have.” ~ Rick Warren
Date: 8/30/2010
“You never know God is all you need until God is all you have.” ~ Rick Warren
Bible Verse Of The Day - Tuesday, 8/31/2010
Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor
Date: 8/31/2010
"A man can do nothing better than to eat and drink and find satisfaction in his work. This too, I see, is from the hand of God, for without him, who can eat or find enjoyment?" ~ Ecclesiastes 2:24-25
Date: 8/31/2010
"A man can do nothing better than to eat and drink and find satisfaction in his work. This too, I see, is from the hand of God, for without him, who can eat or find enjoyment?" ~ Ecclesiastes 2:24-25
Monday, August 30, 2010
What keeps YOU from attending Gasconade County Commission Meetings?
Published by Dick Schaefer, Award-winning, Unpaid, Part-time Contributing Writer and Amateur Investigative Reporter
Date: 8/30/2010
During 2009 and 2010, I have attended a number of meetings of the Gasconade County Commission. I've seen enough of these meetings to last me a lifetime. I've come away with a certain impression regarding how our county is being managed. And the impression I have taken away is not good!
I am always disappointed that more citizens don't take the time to attend these meetings. I mean how can you know how to vote for county officials if you don't observe their performance first-hand? Unfortunately these meetings are poorly attended. And that's not good for Gasconade County!
Have you ever attended a Gasconade County Commission Meeting? Why haven't you? Afterall, you employ the County Commissioners and the County Clerk! They work for you! Your tax money pays their salaries and benefits? So why don't you attend their meetings to judge first-hand how they are managing the affairs of the county?
If you can't attend the meetings because they are held at an inconveniet time, then at least tune-in to Hermann's public cable TV station. Those who aren't on the Hermann cable system can get copies of the video tapes (for a nominal fee) at the city adminstrative office. And if you can't do any of these things, then at least read the County Commission Meeting Minutes which are printed each week in both The Hermann Advertiser-Courier and the Gasconade County Republican.
Date: 8/30/2010
During 2009 and 2010, I have attended a number of meetings of the Gasconade County Commission. I've seen enough of these meetings to last me a lifetime. I've come away with a certain impression regarding how our county is being managed. And the impression I have taken away is not good!
I am always disappointed that more citizens don't take the time to attend these meetings. I mean how can you know how to vote for county officials if you don't observe their performance first-hand? Unfortunately these meetings are poorly attended. And that's not good for Gasconade County!
Have you ever attended a Gasconade County Commission Meeting? Why haven't you? Afterall, you employ the County Commissioners and the County Clerk! They work for you! Your tax money pays their salaries and benefits? So why don't you attend their meetings to judge first-hand how they are managing the affairs of the county?
- Are you concerned that YOU will become the focus of the story in the local media IF you dare to ask a penetrating though legitimate question about the county's affairs?
- Are you concerned that YOU will have your photo taken and that you will be portrayed as some kind of wild-eyed lunatic instead of the concerned taxpayer which you really are?
- Are you concerned that YOU might be ejected from the meeting if you should dare disagree with the Presiding Commissioner and speak your mind?
- Are you concerned that YOU might be labeled a "gangsta rapper" by a certain high-and-mighty political pundit and provocateur who happens to write forum articles for one of our local online "news" websites?
- Are you concerned that YOU might be called a "lieing [expletive]" or a "d*&%head" by the Southern District Associate Commissioner or by his son?
- Are you concerned that YOU might be chest-bumped and otherwise goaded into a physical confrontation by another meeting attendee?
- Are you concerned that YOU might be "ambushed" during the commission meeting in a well-orchestrated attempt to embarrass and discredit you? Trust me, it has happened. And it is likely to happen again!
- Are you concerned that YOU might not be able to get a seat at the meeting? The Commission meets in a very small room in the courthouse, so seating capacity IS very limited. But, if a large group of citizens shows up for the meeting, the Commissioners can elect to move the meeting to one of the courtroom when court is not in session.
- Are you just bored out of YOUR mind by the slow-pace and disorganized flow of the meeting? I have to admit, it's a big waste of time to watch the Presiding Commissioner shuffle papers as though it is the first time he has seen them! Do you wonder where the real business of the county is conducted? I have to admit that I wonder about this all the time. Do you wonder about the trivial matters that are discussed in the meeting? I do. Do you wonder why bigger issues (county budget, courthouse preservation and restoration, road improvement priorities, etc.) are not discussed more often in the public meetings? I do.
If you can't attend the meetings because they are held at an inconveniet time, then at least tune-in to Hermann's public cable TV station. Those who aren't on the Hermann cable system can get copies of the video tapes (for a nominal fee) at the city adminstrative office. And if you can't do any of these things, then at least read the County Commission Meeting Minutes which are printed each week in both The Hermann Advertiser-Courier and the Gasconade County Republican.
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