Hermann Hearsay: Hermann Hearsay Performance Metrics

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Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Hermann Hearsay Performance Metrics - Wednesday, 9/1/2010

Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

Date: 9/1/2010

Performance Metrics:

Total # FREE Subscribers: 000,350

Total # Premium Subscribers: 000,030

Total # Ultra Premium Subscribers: 000,004

Total # Platinum Lifetime Subscribers: 000,003

Subscribers Currently Online: 000,101

New Visitors Currently Online: 000,037

Alexa U.S. Traffic Ranking: 588,194

Alexa World Traffic Ranking: 1,002,751

Cumulative Postings Since Start-up: 652

Total # Subscriber Telethons, Raffles & Bake Sales: 0

Total $'s Recv'd From Politicians For Promotional Consideration: 0

Total # Subscriptions Revoked for Copyright Infringement: 0

Overall Financial Conditon: Solvent

2 comments:

Richard SmokerSeptember 1, 2010 at 10:34 PM
You seem to be slipping! More yellow journalism should do the trick!

Richard
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FreshGreenKimSeptember 2, 2010 at 7:40 AM
howdy there, True-man!

I'm glad to hear that things are going well for you. I've been keeping myself busy too...

You've picked up a bit of a following, it appears! :) I'm so pleased this is a good venue for you.
~k~
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