Monday, June 21, 2010

"No Show Jost" Misses Second Consecutive GCCS Board Meeting

Published by Jimmy Oldsun, NDRIRSRWRAFTC & Editor


The Board of Directors of the Gasconade County Courthouse Society (GCCS) met at the county courthouse this evening at 7 p.m.  Notable by his conspicuous absence was Gasconade County Presiding Commissioner Ron JostJost was also absent at the previous meeting of the GCCS Board of Directors held back on  May 27.

In fairness to "No Show Jost", he was a "now show" on May 27 because he claimed he "didn't get any of the email meeting announcements" and "had a meeting conflict when finally notified in person by another board member".  "No Show Jost" was a "now show" again tonight because he "had a meeting conflict".  Or at least that's what he told GCCS President Dale Ridder.

Jost accepted the position of ex-officio GCCS board member nearly a year ago.  In this position, Jost is suppose to be the point of contact for the GCCS with the Gasconade County Commission.  The only problem is that he's been absent for most of the meetings.  I guess his heart just isn't in it!  Surprise, surprise!

That's OK though.  "No Show Jost", you will no longer have a problem reading all those email meeting invitations nor will you have to read all those lengthy meeting minutes which Secretary Meyer sends out nor will you have a problem juggling all those meetings after the August 3rd Republican Primary. 

"Na na na na, na na na na,
Hey hey ey, goo-ood bye!
Na na na na, na na na na,
Hey hey ey, goo-ood bye!"

The GCCS presses on with or without "No Show Jost".  I have a good feeling about the leadership of the GCCS.  I like the fact that we now have diverse board membership from every township in the county.  When the composition of the County Commission changes, we will finally make progress on a plan for the maintenance, preservation and restoration of our historic county courthouse.  And in this, every registered voter in the county can help.  Please get out and VOTE on August 3rd!

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Editorial Comment: Hermann Hearsay Endorses Candidate 'X' For Southern District Commissioner of Gasconade County

Published by Jimmy Oldsun, NDRIRSRWRAFTC & Editor

The Editorial Board of Hermann Hearsay announed today that it is endorsing Candidate 'X' for Southern District Commissioner of Gasconade County.  HH is the first news organization in Gasconade County to come out publicly in support of a candidate in an election which will not be held until November, 2012.  Speaking on behalf of the Editorial Board, Clark Kant said "We just wanted to be the first to endorse Candidate 'X' against the incumbent."  A challenger has not yet filed against incumbent Jerry D. Lairmore of Owensville, but when a challenger does eventually file, HH intends to back his challenger 100%.

Another first in local online journalism history!  Endorsing a candidate for county office before he/she even files for election!

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Day 63: The Well From Hell

Published by Dick Schaefer, Contributing Writer and Part-Time Investigative Reporter

I get tired of covering the Gasconade County County Commission Meetings. I get tired of watching Comissioners Jost and Lairmore play their pathetic little games as they run the county into the ground.  I get tired of watching Clerk Lietzow enable them and participate with them in the mismanagement of county business.

My editor, Jimmy Oldsun, told me I could write about some other topics. I am greatful to Jimmy for allowing me this literary license and freedom.

The Gulf Oil Spill is a much more important story than Lairmore's idiotic rantings and Jost's boasts about how many tires he has changed during his lifetime.  I suppose I'll have to cover this Thursday's Commission Meeting, but until then I'm happy to write about something else!

We are now into Day 63 of the Gulf Oil Spill. Watching the news accounts on TV makes me nauseous. I'm sure all of our HH readers feel much the same way.

And then yesterday, Gary Ellers, a loyal HH reader, sent me the following article from Energy and Capital (http://www.energyandcapital.com/). This article sent a chill down my spine. If this article is accurate, we are not being told the entire truth by BP or our government. If this article is accurate, the situation in the Gulf could become much more serious than it already is, and it's already damned serious!. Now, I am no geologist or petroleum engineer, so it's hard for me to evaluate what is written by Christian Dehaemer and what may NOT being said by BP and the Obama administration.  But Dehaemer's article is both plausible and horrifying.

To borrow FOX News' tagline ..... "We report. You decide."

The Well from Hell... And What They're Not Saying

By Christian A. DeHaemer, Editor Energy and Capital
Friday, June 18th, 2010

"The Dwarves dug too greedily and too deep. You know what they awoke in the darkness of Khazad-dum... shadow and flame." ~ Saruman, The Lord of the Rings


There is something primordial about BP's quest for oil in the Gulf of Mexico. It's an Icarus-like story of super-ambition; of reaching too far, delving too deep.

I don't know if you've stopped to contemplate what BP was trying to do...

The well itself started 5,000 feet below the surface. That's the depth of the Grand Canyon from the rim.

And then the company attempted to drill more than 30,000 feet below that — Mt. Everest would give 972 feet to spare.

Furthermore, the company sought oil in a dangerous area of the seabed.

It was unstable and many think BP sought it out because seismic data showed huge pools of methane gas — the very gas that blew the top off Deepwater Horizon and killed 11 people.

More than a year ago, geologists criticized Transocean for putting their exploratory rig directly over a massive underground reservoir of methane.

According to the New York Times, BP's internal "documents show that in March, after several weeks of problems on the rig, BP was struggling with a loss of 'well control.' And as far back as 11 months ago, it was concerned about the well casing and the blowout preventer.”

The problem is that this methane, located deep in the bowels of the earth, is under tremendous pressure...

Some speculate as much as 100,000 psi — far too much for current technology to contain. The shutoff vales and safety measures were built for only 1,000 psi.

It was an accident waiting to happen... And there are many that say it could get worse — much worse.

Geologists are pointing to other fissures and cracks that are appearing on the ocean floor around the damaged wellhead.

According to CNN:

The University of South Florida recently discovered a second oil plume in the northeastern Gulf. The first plume was found by Mississippi universities in early May.

And there have been other plumes discovered by submersibles...

Some geologists say that BP's arrogance has set off a series of events that may be irreversible. There are some that think that BP has drilled into an deep-core oil volcano that cannot be stopped, regardless of the horizontal drills the company claims will stop the oil plume in August.

Need the Mudlogs

Geologist, Chris Landau, for instance, has called for a showing of the mudlogs. A mudlog is a schematic cross sectional drawing of the lithology (rock type) of the well that has been bored.

So far, no one has seen them... BP keeps them hidden.

Mr. Landau claims:

It is a dangerous game drilling into high pressure oil and gas zones because you risk having a blowout if your mud weight is not heavy enough. If you weight up your mud with barium sulfate to a very high level, you risk BLOWING OUT THE FORMATION.

What does that mean? It means you crack the rock deep underground; as the mudweight is now denser than the rock, it escapes into the rock in the pore spaces and the fractures. The well empties of mud. If you have not hit high pressure oil or gas at this stage, you are lucky.

But if you have, the oil and gas come flying up the well and you have a blowout, because you have no mud in the well to suppress the oil and gas. You shut down the well with the blowout preventer. If you do not have a blowout preventer, you are in trouble as we have all seen and you can only hope that the oil and gas pressure will naturally fall off with time, otherwise you have to try and put a new blowout preventer in place with oil and gas coming out as you work.

Obviously, the oil and gas pressure hasn't fallen off

In fact... it's increased.

The problem is that BP may not only have hit the mother of high-pressure wells, but there is also a vast amount of methane down there that could come exploding out like an underwater volcano.

I recently heard a recording of Richard Hoagland who was interviewed on Coast to Coast AM.

Mr. Hoagland has suggested that there are cracks in the ocean floor, and that pressure at the base of the wellhead is approximately 100,000 psi.

Furthermore, geologists believe there are another 4-5 cracks or fissions in the well. Upon using a GPS and Depth finder system, experts have discovered a large gas bubble, 15-20 miles across and tens of feet high, under the ocean floor.

These bubbles are common. Many believe they have caused the sinking of ships and planes in the Bermuda Triangle.

That said, a bubble this large — if able to escape from under the ocean floor through a crack — would cause a gas explosion that Mr. Hoagland likens to Mt. St. Helens... only under water.

The BP well is 50 miles from Louisiana. Its release would send a toxic cloud over populated areas. The explosion would also sink any ships and oil structures in the vicinity and create a tsunami which would head toward Florida at 600 mph.

Now, many people have called Hoagland a fringe thinker and a conspiracy theorist. And they may be right... But that doesn't mean he isn't on to something.

EPA finds high concentrations of gases in the area

The escape of other poison gases associated with an underground methane bubble (such as hydrogen sulfide, benzene, and methylene chloride) have been found.

Last Thursday, the EPA measured hydrogen sulfide at 1,000 parts per billion — well above the normal 5 to 10 ppb. Some benzene levels were measured near the Gulf of Mexico in the range of 3,000 – 4,000 ppb — up from the normal 0-4 ppb.
More speculation of doom

'The Oil Drum', an industry sheet, recently ran an article about the sequence of events that tried to stop the oil spill.

The upshot of industry insiders was that after trying a number of ways to close off the leak, the well was compromised, creating other leaks due to the high pressure. BP then cut the well open and tried to capture the oil.

In other words: BP shifted from stopping the gusher to opening it up and catching what oil it could.

The only reason sane oil men would do this is if they wanted to relieve pressure at the leak hidden down below the seabed... And that sort of leak — known as a “down hole” leak — is one of the most dangerous kind.

No stopping it

It means that BP can't stop if from above; it can only relieve the pressure.

So, more oil is leaking out while BP hopes it can drill new wells before the current one completely erodes.

BP is in a race against time... It just won't admit this fact.

According to 'The Oil Drum':

There are abrasives still present, a swirling flow will create hot spots of wear and this erosion is relentless and will always be present until eventually it wears away enough material to break it's way out. It will slowly eat the bop away especially at the now pinched off riser head and it will flow more and more. Perhaps BP can outrun or keep up with that out flow with various suckage methods for a period of time, but eventually the well will win that race, just how long that race will be?
... No one really knows...

Which leads us back to Mr. Landau's point about the mudlogs and why BP won't release them.

I don't know... Maybe I'm wearing my tinfoil hat too tight this morning... But this stuff seems possible — if it's only a worst case scenario.

What strikes me as odd is the way the leadership of BP and the Obama administration is acting.

BP is running around apologizing to everyone they can find. Obama says give us $20 billion in escrow and $100 million for the people Obama put out of work on the oil rigs due to his six month ban — and BP says, "Sure thing mate, no problem."

And all of this in a 20-minute meeting?

I've been dealing with oil companies for a long time and it just doesn't add up...

Contrast it, for instance, with the Exxon situation in Alaska or the Union Carbide disaster in India.

Exxon fought tooth and nail for its shareholders; it appealed court rulings for 19 years. Union Carbide wasn't settled for 25 years.

BP is rolling over like a simpering dog. Why?

The only reason I can think of is that the company knows — better if not as well as the Obama administration does — that it will get worse.

Much worse.

I've put together a list of oil cleanup stocks for the readers of my Crisis & Opportunity. Many are running, and one has pulled back into a solid buy range. Three more are on my buy list.

All I know is that this spill isn't even half over. Oil in the Gulf will lead the news-cycle for the foreseeable future.

And the companies that make products that stop, absorb, or disperse oil have an endless supply of work. I've done the research, and found some companies that could profit cleaning up the spill. You can learn about them in my investment letter, Crisis and Opportunity.

Sincerely,

Christian DeHaemer
Editor, Energy and Capital

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Photo Of The Day - Monday, June 21, 2010

Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

Our coolest 'Photo Of The Day' yet! Thanks to Renee for sending it into us!


'Tator Tot'
Computer literate cat owned by Renee S.
'Tator Tot' subscribes to both Hermann Hearsay and Hermann NEWS.
'Tator', God bless his heart, is a real "news junkie"! He is closely following HH's coverage of the county tire bid controversy and Commissioner Lairmore's statements on the subject!
(Photo caption corrected.  We originally referred to 'Tator' as a female cat.  But 'Tator' is actually a male cat.  The poor unfortunate fellow has been neutered, so he has very little to do besides surfing the net!)

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Laugh Of The Day - Monday, 6/21/2010

Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

"How 'I Love Lucy' was born? We decided that instead of divorce lawyers profiting from our mistakes, we'd profit from them."  ~ Lucille Ball

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Quote Of The Day - Monday, 6/21/2010

Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

"This is the beginning of a new day.
God has given me this day to use as I will.
I can waste it ... or use it for good, but
What I do today is important, because
I am exchanging a day of my life for it!
When tomorrow comes, this day will be gone forever,
Leaving in its place something that I have traded for it.
I want it to be gain and not loss;
Good and not evil;
Success and not failure;
In order that I shall not regret
The price that I have paid for it."


Dr. W. Heartsill Wilson


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Sunday, June 20, 2010

Happy Father's Day

From the Staff at Hermann Hearsay .....


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Willie Nelson - Poncho and Lefty

Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

It's Wille Nelson Sunday once again!  The HH staff has been given today off to celebrate Father's Day.  Wishing all of our readers a great Father's Day.  If you're going to be outside, watch the heat and take several canteens of water along!  Don't run out of water like Poncho did!



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Saturday, June 19, 2010

Editorial Comment - Reporters Running Around All Over The Place .... But Are You Getting The News That Is Really Important?

Published by Jimmy Oldsun, NDRIRSRWRAFTC & Editor

In our small town of Hermann, we now have three news organizations ....... plus, of course, Hermann Hearsay which is a completely different kind of "news" site altogether. HH is more of local news analysis site. HH reports on the reporters.

Sometimes I feel that we must have more reporters per 100 residents than any other place in the entire world. We seem to have two or three reporters covering every local event or public meeting. I've been wondering if there is so much news to report in our small town that we really need three news organizations to cover it all.

With all of this "news reporting" fire-power, one might think that "no stone is currently going unturned" in the frenetic search for the BIG local news scoops.

Our three news organizations are: The Hermann Advertiser-Courier (a traditional newspaper with an electronic newspaper option), Hermann News (an online news website) and County News LIVE (another online news website).

Between these three news organizations, what kind of news stories do they cover? Well, let's just take an inventory:

  1. city government news
  2. county government news
  3. state government news
  4. community news
  5. community events
  6. civic organization news
  7. civic organization events
  8. school news
  9. school events
  10. obituaries
  11. display ads
  12. classified ads
  13. birth announcements
  14. engagement announcements
  15. anniversary announcements
  16. sports (high school, collegiate and professional)
  17. weather
  18. fishing reports
  19. human interest articles
  20. news reports about news site record-breaking performances
  21. and so on and so on.
Well, I think you kinda get the picture. Nothing too controversial. Nothing too penetrating. Nothing that requires any real, hard-nosed investigative reporting.

So what kind of news stories are they NOT covering? As I see it, if the story is complex, potentially controversial or requires a fair amount of investigation or analysis over a long period of time, then the story just doesn't get covered. Afterall, why not just take the easy way out and report on the easy stories? Why not avoid controversy and avoid making enemies? Why not take the path of least resistance? In my opinion, that seems to be the thinking by our local news media.

And why does this kind of "lazy" reporting continue? Why is it the same with all three news organizations? To answer that question, let me pose the following questions: Are the businesses and organizations which advertise with these three news organizations demanding more hard-hitting investigative reporting, more thorough and complete analysis? Are the subscribers to these three news services demanding that the quality of reporting improve?

Well, I think we have our answer. There is no pressure on local news media to improve the quality of their "reporting". We really have no investigative reporting to speak of at the local level. News organizations here at the local level are primarily interested in selling subscriptions and advertising. Hard-hitting investigative journalism tends to make waves, ruffle feathers. Hard-hitting investigative journalism stirs controversy. Sometimes it even makes enemies. The truth can sometimes embarrass important people. And that can be harmful to daily readership and subscription rates which in turn can be harmful to advertising support.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, Jimmy! That's all fine in theory! But what about in actual practice? What are some of the stories which should be investigated? And why are these stories so much more important than the local high school baseball scores, the obituaries, the fluff pieces about somebody's pretty flower garden, the photos of the muddy, mangled, overturned vehicles, etc?

OK, fair enough! Here are some of the stories which I think should be investigated and reported on:

  1. How much exactly (based upon county records) has been spent on the maintenance and preservation of the County Courthouse in Hermann during the past 10 years? By comparison, how much has been spent on maintenance and preservation of county courthouses and administrative offices by surrounding counties? Why has so little been spent to maintain and preserve our county courthouse? Is it not a valuable asset which should be maintained and preserved? Who has been responsible for this gross negligence and dereliction of duty? Who has been arguing to budget more for courthouse maintenance and preservation?
  2. How much in the way of over-charges via double-billing, billing for tires and services improperly received due to conflict of interest, etc. has been paid to county tire suppliers over the past ten years? How did this occur? Why have there been no management and financial controls in place to prevent this over-payment for tires and tires services? Why, when it is the general practice in the industry to do so, were no credits given to Gasconade County for the used carcasses of large truck and grader tires? Why has the tire and tire service bid specification been so woefully incomplete and inadequate for so many years when we have had two commissioners who have years of experience in the retail tire and tire service business?
  3. How many elected Gasconade County officials are guilty of using county assets for personal business or entertainment purposes? County assets like vehicles, tools, computers, etc.? Does the county have written policies prohibiting the personal use of county assets? If not, why not?
  4. State auditors conducted thorough audits in 2002 and 2006. Their audit findings and recommendations were presented to the County Commissioners after these audits. What has become of the recommendations made by the state auditors?
  5. Why are Lowenbaum and Associates of Clayton, Missouri being retained at a cost of $1200 per year to provide legal counsel to Gasconade County when the county already pays hefty salaries to the Prosecuting Attorney Ada Brehe-Krueger and her Assistant, also an attorney? What is the current hourly charge for legal services? What will be the increased hourly rate after July 1? How long have Lowenbaum and Associates represented the county? Why? What is the last time this service was bid out? Should law firms headquartered within Gasconade County be permitted to provide this legal service, if indeed really needed?
  6. How many people are on the Hermann City payroll for the City Streets Department and the City Utilities Department? What do they all do? Why does it take them so long to complete projects?
  7. What's the story behind Pigg Hollow Drive? How much money has Gasconade County spent on this road near Owensville over the years? Why has this county road with so few residents living along it received so much attention?
  8. What are the results of the 2010 state audit of Gasconade County? Why will the results of these audits NOT be reported until AFTER the elections? State level politicians scratching the backs of county level politicians?
  9. Why have the citizen volunteers stopped doing work at the Gasconade County Courthouse? Which county office holders have encouraged volunteerism? Which county office holders have discouraged it?
  10. Etc., etc., etc. I could go on and on.
I think you can see there are many worthwhile stories out there which would require a fair amount of digging for the facts. I think you will agree with me that these stories are of a much greater import to the community at large than the most recent high school baseball score, the most recent vehicle which slid off Highway 100, or the current number of paid subscribers which a particular daily online "news" service is so proud of reporting on a mind-numbing frequency.

If you agree with me, I suggest you contact the local "news" service(s) upon which you rely for your "news" information and ask them to begin investigating and reporting on the REAL stories in the Hermann area and in Gasconade County.

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CNL Advertises "Cheap" Subscription Rate

Published by Jimmy Oldsun, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

6 cents per issue ..... That's the advertised subscription price over at CNL.  Judging from the way they advertise their subscription rate, they must be proud to be CHEAP.

All I can say is ..... "You get what you pay for!"

CNL ..... "Cheap News LIVE"!

Hermann Hearsay nation, if you remember anything that I've ever written on this website, I want you to remember the following words of profound wisdom:

“There is hardly anything in the world that some man cannot make a little worse and sell a little cheaper, and the people who consider price only are that man's lawful prey."  ~ John Ruskin

"What is the cheapest to you now is likely to be the dearest to you in the end."  ~ John Ruskin

The above advice is worth much, much more than 6 cents.  But dear readers, since you are my friends, I offer this advice to you free of charge!

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Laugh Of The Day - Saturday, 6/19/2010

Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

Responding to a request for response from Jeff Noedel, CNL Publisher, regarding the concerns about the county tire bid process and failure of Jost Tire Company to provide credits for used tire carcasses, concerns which were raised during the 6/17 County Commission Meeting by Matt Penning, Gasconade County Northern District Associate Commissioner .....

"Matt could have brought-up these concerns at the road department, with the two of us. But he didn't say a word until he got in front of the camera...it was a set-up. It's all smoke. He's just trying to damage Ron to try to tilt the election. The people of Gasconade County aren't dumb. They can see right through this."

Ha ha ha ha ha!  ROTFLMAO!  (For those you who aren't into "instant messaging" or "text messaging", ROTFLMAO means "rolling on the floor laughing my ass off".)

I don't know which one these two pathetic, clown characters to laugh at more!  Commissioner Lairmore for "fogging and obfuscating" the important and quite legitimate issue which was raised by Commissioner Penning, that being .... "Where did the money for those tire credits which were never provided to the county by Jost Tire Company ultimately go?"  Or Mr. Noedel, the local blogger masquerading as a "journalist", for reporting the "fog" created by Jerry Lairmore rather than the underlying legitimate issue that is important to taxpayers?!

You're absolutely right, Jerry!  The people of Gasconade County "AREN'T DUMB".  They can see right through your sleazy, subject-avoiding B.S.!!!!

And Mr. Noedel, why is it you constantly go out of your way to wittingly or unwittingly "conspire" with Commissioner Lairmore in these kind of obvious, misguided attempts to stick it in Commissioner Penning's anal cavity?  (Excuse the graphic language, but I want to express myself in a way that you two guys can understand!)  Mr. Noedel, take a que from your buddy, Jerry Lairmore.  As Jerry said ... "The people of Gasconade County AREN'T DUMB." They can see through your biased, one-sided "reporting".  The people of Gasconade County are indeed intelligent and perceptive.  Mr. Noedel, you haven't fooled anyone by printing Lairmore's comments about the legitimate concerns which Penning has raised about the county's tire bid process.  By printing B.S. like Lairmore's comments, rather than digging into the issue and printing the embarrassing facts which Commissioner Penning is attempting to bring to light, an approach that a real "journalist" would employ, you bring great discredit upon yourself.  As a self-proclaimed "journalist", you are a joke!  CNL ..... "Comic News LIVE"!

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Photo Of The Day - Saturday, 6/19/2010

Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor


'Scout' helping out with the laundry.
'Scout', now 10 weeks old, lives in Tampa, FL. 
She is Dick Schaefer's grandpuppy.

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Quote Of The Day - Saturday, 6/19/2010

Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

Referring to used tire carcass credits never given to Gasconade County by Jost Tire Company of Owensville .....

"Gentlemen, where did that money go?  We need to find out!"  ~ Matt Penning, Gasconade County Northern District Associate Commissioner

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