Saturday, June 19, 2010

CNL Advertises "Cheap" Subscription Rate

Published by Jimmy Oldsun, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

6 cents per issue ..... That's the advertised subscription price over at CNL.  Judging from the way they advertise their subscription rate, they must be proud to be CHEAP.

All I can say is ..... "You get what you pay for!"

CNL ..... "Cheap News LIVE"!

Hermann Hearsay nation, if you remember anything that I've ever written on this website, I want you to remember the following words of profound wisdom:

“There is hardly anything in the world that some man cannot make a little worse and sell a little cheaper, and the people who consider price only are that man's lawful prey."  ~ John Ruskin

"What is the cheapest to you now is likely to be the dearest to you in the end."  ~ John Ruskin

The above advice is worth much, much more than 6 cents.  But dear readers, since you are my friends, I offer this advice to you free of charge!

Performance Metrics:
Total # FREE Subscribers: 000,340
Total # Premium Subscribers: 000,027
Total # Ultra Premium Subscribers: 000,003
Total # Platinum Lifetime Subscribers: 000,003
Subscribers Currently Online: 000,084
New Visitors Currently Online: 000,037
Alexa U.S. Traffic Ranking: 284,421
Total # Subscriber Telethons, Raffles & Bake Sales: 000,000

Reciprocal Websites:
www.dschaefer.vemma.com/ (Ultra Premium Nutritional Drinks)
www.ngnn.com/ (Hermann, New Haven and Owensville NEWS)
www.rivertownrecipes.blogspot.com/ (Food & Drink Recipes)
www.vemmadrinker.blogspot.com/ (Premium Nutritional Drinks)

Non-Reciprocal Websites:
www.dorasspinningwheel.com/ (Embroidered Caps, Shirts, Etc.)
www.timeforpie.com/ (Pie, Rolls, Scones, Coffee, Lattes & More)

5 comments:

  1. How do I subscribe?

    Jack Benny

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  2. Remember back in the good ol' days when you could get a good cigar for 5 cents!

    George Burns

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  3. Price + Quality = Value

    It takes a combination of both price and quality to create good value! I place greatest emphasis on Quality. It's worked out for me!

    Donald Trump

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  4. Thurston Howell IIIJune 19, 2010 at 5:52 PM

    Old Joh Ruskin was a wise man!

    Thurston Howell III

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  5. I self made Millionare from Owensville always said spend shit git shit, and she was RIGHT!!! Clyde Barrow

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