Monday, June 21, 2010

Editorial Comment: Hermann Hearsay Endorses Candidate 'X' For Southern District Commissioner of Gasconade County

Published by Jimmy Oldsun, NDRIRSRWRAFTC & Editor

The Editorial Board of Hermann Hearsay announed today that it is endorsing Candidate 'X' for Southern District Commissioner of Gasconade County.  HH is the first news organization in Gasconade County to come out publicly in support of a candidate in an election which will not be held until November, 2012.  Speaking on behalf of the Editorial Board, Clark Kant said "We just wanted to be the first to endorse Candidate 'X' against the incumbent."  A challenger has not yet filed against incumbent Jerry D. Lairmore of Owensville, but when a challenger does eventually file, HH intends to back his challenger 100%.

Another first in local online journalism history!  Endorsing a candidate for county office before he/she even files for election!

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5 comments:

  1. Good endorsement! I think Candidate X will have an easy election!

    Barry

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  2. Is Candidate X a Republican, Democrat, Independent or Tea Party Activist?

    Johnny Fever

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  3. Has CNL endorsed Lairmore yet?

    Antonio Luigi Cockalotti

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  4. Smart. Proclaim you're backing a candidate that doesn't even exist yet. This is the kind of logical forward thinking that's made the northern end of this county what it is. A joke.

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  5. Do ya reckon, Kyle?! Gotta disagree with ya! Jerry Lairmore needs to go! And it doesn't even matter who we replace him with. Pick a name at random from the phone book down there in the southern end of the county, and you'll have a better representative than Jerry Lairmore. You boys need to attend a few county meetings and observe the games that are being played. You do as you please. I'll be supporting Candidate 'X'.

    Jimmy Oldsun

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