Monday, February 22, 2010

Hermann Hearsay Now Featuring "Ads by Google"

Published by Clark Kant, Editor In Chief

HermannHearsay announced today that it is featuring "Ads by Google".  Since its inception, HermannHearsay has offered free advertising to local advertisers.  We have so much competition for local advertising that we're not even trying to compete in that market.  That's why we have chosen to give our ad space away free to local advertisers.

But we do have expenses just like our competitors.  That's why we've chosen to associate ourselves with "Ads by Google" through their "Ad Sense" service.  It is our hope that ad revenues generated by this association will produce enough income that we can buy a new laptop to replace our 5 year-old H.P. Pavilion dv4000 model and maybe a digital camera.  And if we're lucky, these ad revenues will also allow us to give Jimmy Oldsun and Lois Lame a pay raise from time to time.

Look for "Ads by Google" after each most recently posted article and in the side bar immediately to the right of each most recently posted article.  We invite you to visit the websites of our non-local "Ad Sense" advertisers.  When you do you will be supporting HermannHearsay and making it possible for us to continue publishing articles of local interest.

Please give us your comments about the "Ad Sense" advertisers.

Clark Kant
Editor In Chief
HermannHearsay.blogspot.com

Thursday, February 18, 2010

New Subsidiary, HermannHookups, Goes Online Today!

Published by Clark Kant, Editor In Chief

HermannHookups.blogspot.com, a new subsidiary of HermannHearsay.blogspot.com, went online today.  You can access the site by clicking on the following link: 

http://www.HermannHookups.blogspot.com/

For several months now, our loyal readers have been asking that we provide an online dating service to the people of the Hermann area.  Lois Lame, our Lifestyle's Reporter, has taken on the project and will be moderating this separate website for us.

Good luck to Lois in running the new dating site!  And good luck to all the lonely hearts of Hermann in finding a "hookup"!

Clark Kant
Editor In Chief
HermannHearsay.blogspot.com

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Feral Cats! A Real Problem Or Much Ado About Nothing?

Published by Clark Kant, Editor In Chief

So, where do you stand on the Hermann feral cat issue?  A real problem or much ado about nothing?

I've read all the local news articles and investigative reports as I am sure you have.  By some reports, Hermann has a feral (stray) cat population of somewhere between 500 and 1,000 cats.  Now, that's a lot of pussy cats!

This high number of problem cats is an estimate reported to the media by city officials.  Because I'm not so sure I believe we have this large of a number of so-called "problem" kitties, I have been investigating the problem myself.

I walk through Hermann everyday for exercise.  I walk from the southwest part of town to the northeast part of town nearly everyday.  I walk anywhere from three to six miles per day.  During the past several weeks after the so-called "feral cat" problem was first reported, I began keeping a close accounting of the cats I have observed during my travels afoot.  Some days, I see absolutely NO cats whatsoever.  And some days like today, I see only one or maybe two cats. 

This afternoon while walking westwardly in the two hundred block of Sixth Street, I observed a large calico cat ducking into the storm sewer under the sidewalk.  And that's when it finally dawned on me!  Our 1,000 feral cats are living in the storm sewers!  And that's why I haven't been seeing the large number of cats that have been reported by knowlegable city officials.  Those darned cats are probably hunting rats and mice in the storm sewers and taking shelter from the wintry elements down in the sewers.

If I only knew when Ronnie Van Booven was conducting his feral cat committee meetings, I'd go to the next one and report my personal observations.  I think the city needs to authorize and fund a special expeditionary force to launch an immediate assault upon the feral cats which are living down in our storm sewers.  I have talked to my good friend, Elmer Fudd, and he has agreed to lead such an expeditionary force IF the city fathers will authorize and fund it.  Elmer has told me that he is quite confident he could rid the City of Hermann of its feral cat population in no time at all.  The city need only reimburse Mr. Fudd for the shotgun shells and smoke bombs he will use to exterminate the problematic cats!

So, if anyone can please tell me where and when Ronnie Van Booven is holding his secret feral cat committee meetings,  I will report my findings to him.  I've inquired with the Hemann Advertiser-Courier and HermannNews.com where and when these secret meetings are being conducted.  Neither crack investigative news organization has been able to find out where and when the meetings are being conducted!  Does anyone know?  CountyNewsLIVE.com staff?

Clark Kant
Editor In Chief
HermannHearsay.blogspot.com

Friday, January 29, 2010

Thanks to all our loyal readers!



Published by Jimmy Oldsun, Night Desk and Sports Reporter

Clark has asked me to thank all our loyal readers on his behalf this weekend.  I don't know if our readers appreciate it or not, but we are in a highly competitive business.  God only knows how hard it is to get ahead of all the other local online daily news websites on a consistent basis.  Sometimes we succeed, but too often they beat us to the story.  But throughout it all, our ups and our downs and through thick and thin, you have stayed with us.  

I've gone back thru the records and assembled a list of all of our readers and active commenters.  You see, here at HermannHearsay, you are not a just number.  You are not merely a statistic that we use to promote our website by crowing about the growth in our readership.  No, to us, you are real people, our friends and our neighbors.  And we want to acknowledge your loyal readership and patronage by saying "Thank You!" to each and everyone of you.

Thanks very much to .....
  1. A. E. Newman
  2. Beula Bowelmovement
  3. Chester Goode
  4. Clem Kadiddlehopper
  5. Cletus Clawhammer
  6. Clyde Kadiddlehopper
  7. Daffy G. Duck
  8. Dan Dunderhead
  9. Dick Schaefer
  10. Ellie Mae Clampitt
  11. Elmer J. Fudd
  12. Elmer Hugz
  13. Festus Haggen
  14. Flossy Funderburk
  15. Frank Furter
  16. Fritz Filibuster
  17. Gabby Hayes
  18. Gary Pinkel
  19. Gertrude Schenkelburg
  20. Henrietta Hornschwagel
  21. Herbie Hambuerger
  22. Ima Realfule
  23. Jeffrey Needle
  24. Jethro Bodine
  25. John Doe
  26. Marilyn Johnson
  27. Norm Stewart
  28. Reuben B. Sandwich
  29. Richard "Dick" Smoker
  30. Rupert Murdoch
If I've inadvertently failed to list your name, I apologize profusely.  Just call me, email me or catch me at a local coffee shop , and I will correct our records immediately.

Jimmy Oldsun
Night Desk and Sports Reporter
HermannHearsay.blogspot.com

Weekend Coverage

Published by Clark Kant, Editor In Chief

I'll be spending the weekend out of town.  In my absence, Jimmy Oldsun and Lois Lame will be covering for me. My thanks to them for allowing me to get away for a little rest and relaxation!

If you have new information about the feral cat problem in Hermann, the horse abuse problem in Rosebud or the upcoming CCAM rally at the capitol building rotunda in Jefferson City, please contact Jimmy.  If you have any questions about Elmer Fudd's Hasenpfeffer recipe or any questions about nightlife in Hermann, just call Lois.

See you all on Monday!

Clark Kant
Editor In Chief
HermannHearsay.blogspot.com

Thursday, January 28, 2010

Elmer Fudd's Hasenpfeffer (Sour Rabbit Stew)

Published by Lois Lame, Lifestyles Reporter

Elmer Fudd's Hasenpfeffer (Sour Rabbit Stew)

The original German rabbit stew recipe passed down from Elmer Fudd's grandmother, Minna Fudd, who immigrated to the USA in 1924. This is a lot of work to make but well worth it. It is an acquired taste dish; once hooked, you can't get enough. Serve with fresh mashed potatoes and celery sticks. Use the stock as gravy for mashed potatoes. Always tastes better as leftovers.  Elmer hopes you and your family will enjoy this dish over and over again!  Call Elmer at 1-800-WABBIT for fresh rabbit meat.

What to drink with this dish?   The wine pairing Elmer recommends is red zinfandel (Also very good to drink while skinning the rabbit, cooking the rabbit, eating the rabbit and watching a football game after your rabbit dinner.  Note:  Elmer says .... "If you can't get red zinfandel wine, Milwaukee's Best Light beer will do in a pinch!")

Prep Time:  1 Hr

Cook Time:  1 Hr 15 Min

Ready In:  2 Hrs 15 Min

Original Recipe Yield:  5 servings

Ingredients

2 3/4 cups red wine vinegar
3 cups water
1 1/2 tablespoons white sugar
8 whole cloves
1 medium onion, thinly sliced
5 stalks celery, chopped
1 lemon, thinly sliced
1 teaspoon Watkins ground cinnamon
1/2 teaspoon ground cloves
3 large bay leaves
1 tablespoon salt
1 teaspoon pickling spice
1 teaspoon Watkins granulated black pepper
1 cup all-purpose flour
1 (2 1/2 pound) rabbit, cleaned and cut into pieces
3 tablespoons vegetable oil

Directions

  1. In a large pot, combine the water, white sugar, whole cloves, onion, celery, lemon, cinnamon, ground cloves, salt, pickling spice and black pepper. Bring to a boil, then turn off and allow to cool. Place the rabbit pieces into the mixture to marinate. Cover and refrigerate overnight.
  2. Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Spread flour out onto a parchment or aluminum foil lined baking sheet. Bake for about 10 minutes, stirring occasionally, until the flour is a light brown color.
  3. Remove the rabbit from the marinade and pat dry. Strain the marinade, and discard the solids. Reserve the liquid for later.
  4. Heat the oil in a deep skillet or Dutch oven over medium heat. Coat the chicken with the toasted flour. Place into the hot oil, and cook until browned on both sides. Remove from the pan, and set aside. If there is oil left in the pan, sprinkle enough of the toasted flour over it to absorb the liquid.
  5. In a jar with a lid, mix 1/2 cup of the marinade with 1/4 cup of the remaining toasted flour. Close the lid, and shake vigorously until well blended with no lumps. Heat the pan with the rabbit drippings over low heat. Gradually stir in the marinade mixture, stirring constantly until slightly thickened.
  6. Return the rabbit pieces to the pan. Cover and simmer over low heat for 1 hour, or until the meat is falling off of the bones. You may remove the bones prior to serving if desired.
Nutritional Information

Amount Per Serving Calories: 536
Total Fat: 20.7g
Cholesterol: 122mg

Lois Lame
Lifestyles Reporter
HermannHearsay.blogspot.com

From The Night Desk - Elmer Fudd Aced-Out By Show-Me Predator of Washington, MO

Report filed by Jimmy Oldsun, Night Desk Reporter

The Hermann Board of Aldermen met tonight at the Municipal Building.  Elmer J. Fudd, well-known local wabbit and varmint ewadicator and owner of Elmer Fudd's Wabbit Stew Catering Service, was aced-out by Show-Me Predator of Washington, MO on the bid for the Hermann feral cat elimination contract.  Looks like we're gonna be givin' away more of our local tax money to an outsider firm for, of all things, pussy cat eradication. 

After the announcement at the city meeting, I immediately contacted Elmer by phone.  Elmer was skinnin' rabbits, but he stopped just long enough to answer a few of my questions:

J. Oldsun:  "Elmer, have you heard that you lost the contract for feral cat elimination?"

E. Fudd:  "I ain't a bit suwpwised, Jimmy!  Dose boys ovew at the city office don't undewstand dat shootin' cats is a whole lot like shootin' wabbits."

J. Oldsun:  "Show-Me Predator from Washington, MO was awarded the contract."

E. Fudd:  "Dose boys fwom Washington got a thing or two to learn about dese local stway pussy cats, Jimmy!"

J. Oldsun:  "Oh!  Is that right, Elmer.  Do you think you know more than they do about stray pussy cats?"

E. Fudd:  "Yep, Jimmy!  In addition to dose wascally wabbits, I've been a huntin' stway pussy cats all my life!"

J. Oldsun:  "Well thanks for the exclusive interview, Elmer!  I'll let you get back to skinnin' your rabbits now!  Good night!"

Jimmy Oldsun
Night Desk Reporter
HermannHearsay.blogspot.com

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

County Commissioners To Descend Upon The State Capitol Building

Published by Clark Kant, Editor In Chief

The County Commissioners Association of Missouri (CCAM) has requested that we publish the following press release dated January 27. 2010.




COUNTY COMMISSIONERS TO DESCEND ON THE STATE CAPITOL BUILDING CITING AN UNFAIR PARTNERSHIP

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

Jefferson City, Missouri, Jan.27, 2010 – The County Commissioners Association of Missouri (CCAM) is very disappointed that the “Restore The Partnership” campaign with the State of Missouri appears to be a one-sided affair promoted by the counties.  “The campaign certainly does not seem to be a joint effort with state government when the state continues to balance its budget on the backs of the counties,” says CCAM President and Iron County Presiding Commissioner Terry Nichols. “How can we ‘Restore The Partnership’ while the state continues to increase unfunded mandates, erode local control and the local tax base, and prevent the counties from upgrading 9-1-1 emergency services – to name a few critical issues facing county government?”

Hoping not to incite any ill will, but rather to engage in productive dialogue, 330 county commissioners will descend on the State Capitol Building on Thursday, Feb. 4, to hold a rally in the 1st floor Rotunda at 9:30 a.m. The commissioners are doing this in conjunction with their 27th Annual Training Session at the Capital Plaza Hotel in Jefferson City.

Of prime concern to the commissioners is that counties be “held harmless” this session.  “County government isn’t a high-profile news story,” says Nichols. “We don’t get the same play in the press as education, health care, or other issues. The public’s perception is that county governments simply collect taxes. But people should know that what we do touches so many aspects of their lives.

“People should understand that counties have major law enforcement responsibilities, which involve the sheriffs’ departments in jail operations, emergency management, and homeland security procedures.

“They should know that counties are responsible for one of the largest off-system (non-state) road and bridge networks in the nation, with over 73,000 miles of roads and almost 14,000 bridges, and that counties are responsible for property tax assessment, tax collection and distribution of funds to schools,
cities, and other political subdivisions, as well as being charged with conducting all state and local elections.

“And it should be noted that counties contribute significantly to the daily operation of the state court system, including local prosecution of state crimes, juvenile care and detention, public defender obligations, and the incarceration of state prisoners,” argues Nichols.

“But, it is usually only during times of emergency situations such as when an ice storm or a flood occurs that people turn to us, the heads of the government that is closest to them. We are the ones they see every day in their grocery stores, at their gas stations, and on the streets of their hometowns. And, we are the ones who suffer along with them when the state cuts our funding or passes along an unfunded mandate.”

While appreciating the gravity of the state's financial situation, the point is that enough money is simply not coming through the appropriations process and counties are struggling statewide.

What other alternatives are there, ask county commissioners? Some are even wondering if they can just simply refuse to house state prisoners in county jails or if they should campaign ferociously against any ballot measure that negatively impacts the local tax base.

President Nichols hopes for another alternative: that the legislators will listen to the commissioners’ plea when they march to the Capitol, and that Governor Nixon, as well as the House and Senate leadership, will be more receptive this session to building a partnership with their counties – a very essential “arm of state government.”
 
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HermannHearsay caught up with Gasconade County Northern District Commissioner Matt Penning at his home in Hermann this evening.  When asked to comment on this press release from CCAM, Mr. Penning told us ... "I support what the CCAM is trying to do 100%!  If the State of Missouri wants to hand down mandates to the counties, then they should give us the money to fund these mandates.  Instead they force us to raise money from county taxpayers to pay for the programs which they mandate.  Something has to be done!" 
 
HermannHearsay attempted to contact Southern District Commissioner Jerry Lairmore and Presiding Commissioner Ron Jost for their comments, but we were unable to reach them prior to the publishing deadline for this story.
 
Clark Kant
Editor In Chief
HermannHearsay.blogspot.com

Dead And Starving Horses Near Rosebud


Published by Jimmy Oldsun, Night Desk Reporter

From the KSDK website, http://www.ksdk.com/ ......

KSDK -- The Gasconade County Sheriff's Department and Humane Society of Missouri Animal Cruelty Task Force rescued 13 horses in poor condition from a property near Rosebud, Missouri on Tuesday.

The horses appeared to be severely underweight had no access to fresh water, according to a Humane Society spokesperson. Twelve dead horses were also found on the property.

The sheriff's department received an anonymous phone call on Monday informing them of the dead horses. A warrant was obtained on Tuesday allowing authorities to remove the animals from the property.

The rescued horses will be brought to the Humane Society of Missouri's Longmeadow Rescue Ranch in Union, Missouri. They will remain there until a disposition hearing on February 10. If the HSMO is granted custody of the horses, as many of them as possible will go up for adoption.

Rosebud, Missouri is located approximately 70 miles southwest of St. Louis.  Rosebud is in the Southern District of Gasconade County near Owensville.

For more information on the Humane Society of Missouri or to make a donation, visit http://www.hsmo.org or call 314-951-1542. To report animal abuse to the HSMO, dial 314-647-4400.

Picture submitted via camera phone by NewsChannel 5 photo journalist Tony Chambers
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Jimmy's comments ...... This is absolutely disgusting!  I heard about this in the coffee shop early this morning!  Folks, if you can't properly care for your pets and animals, then give them up!  Find someone who can and will!  We will be running a follow-up story on the Rosebud horses just as soon as I can get down there and investigate!  I'm sure that HermannAdvertiserCourier.com, CountyNewsLIVE.com and HermannNews.com are all way ahead of me on this BREAKING NEWS!  Go to their websites for up to the minute reporting.

Jimmy Oldsun
Night Desk Reporter
HermannHearsay.blogspot.com

Sunday, January 24, 2010

Site Overload


Published by Clark Kant, Editor In Chief

New visitor hits and reader comments are combining to slow down the site.  We cannot keep up moderating our many comments.  Please be patient and bear with us as we work to upgrade our system!  We have never before seen such huge visitor and comment traffic!

Our technical staff believes we can complete the needed upgrades to our system by Friday of this coming week.  Hopefully we can keep things patched together and avoid a website crash during the next five days!

We thank you for your patience and understanding!

Clark Kant
Editor In Chief
HermannHearsay.blogspot.com

Readership Exploding After Mention In CountyNewsLIVE.com

Published by Clark Kant, Editor In Chief

On the heels of a very much appreciated favorable mention in the Entertainment Section of the well-known local daily news site CountyNewsLIVE.com, we are finding that the number of hits and the readership on our small website has been increasing by leaps and bounds.  If our website is taken down by this unanticipated explosion in readership, please be patient with us.

Though this sudden increase in traffic is causing us "growing pains" and exposing some infrastructure problems, we nevertheless thank Jeff Noedel over at CountyNewsLIVE.com on 5th Street for mentioning us in his January 23rd article.

I will be sending Jimmy Oldsun into St. Louis tomorrow to see if he can pick up some additional used servers at a good (read cheap) price.  Our owner, Mr. Tiger, is a penny-pincher, and he won't allow us to call in IBM or Hewlett-Packard to install new equipment.  We will do the best that we can under the circumstances.

Clark Kant
Editor In Chief
HermannHearsay.blogspot.com

Saturday, January 23, 2010

Editorial Comment - Filing Period For County Offices


Published by Clark Kant, Editor In Chief

HermannHearsay contacted the Gasconade County Clerk's Office earlier this week to inquire about the filing period for county offices.  We learned that the filing period begins at 8 a.m. on February 23 and ends at 5 p.m. on March 30.  Candidates for the elective offices of Presiding Commissioner, County Clerk, County Collector, Circuit Clerk and Prosecuting Attorney should file during the filing period.

The editorial board here at HermannHearsay encourages all interested people, be they Democrats, Independents or Republicans, to announce their candidacies for public office and file with the County Clerk.  Democracy works best when citizens have a number of good candidates for public office from whom to choose!

All candidates are invited to interview with HermannHearsay and present their views and positions on current issues facing the county.  Just contact us at 1-800-HEARSAY.

Clark Kant
Editor In Chief
HermannHearsay.blogspot.com

Friday, January 22, 2010

From The Night Desk - 1/22/2010


Report filed by Jimmy Oldsun, Night Desk Reporter

Things are pretty slow in Hermann tonight!  All the good stories have already been reported on by the Hermann A-C, HermannNews.com and CountyNewsLIVE.com.

However, I was able to dig up some stories that our competitors aren't covering:
  1. County roads are very muddy and soft after all the rain this morning which followed closely on the heels of the recent snow melt.  Northern District Commissioner Matt Penning was out most of the day inspecting county roads.  Matt says the county may have to invest in a zamboni machine to dry the muddy gravel roads.
  2. Ellie Mae Clampett reports that she's knocked up once again.  The father could be any one of three lucky fellas.
  3. Elmer J. Fudd reports that the cottontail rabbits have come out of their holes once again now that the weather has moderated.  Elmer should have his famous "Wabbit Stew" available again by Saturday.  Phone your orders in to the Sharp Corner Tavern.
  4. The rumor mill at Time For Pie has it that Otis Campbell is in the drunk tank once again.  Otis will need a ride home in the morning.  Can anyone pick Otis up at about 9 a.m.?
  5. A stray cat was spotted at the northeast corner of 5th & Market tonight just after midnight.  The sighting has been reported to Alderman John Penning.
  6. I received a telephone call from my girlfriend, Essie Marie in Columbia, just a few minutes ago.  Essie wants to break up.  Says she's fallen in love with one of the Mizzou basketball players.  Says that, since I've been workin' the night desk here at HermannHearsay, we never get to see each other anymore.  Journalism is a real tough profession!  Guess I'll knock off for the night, go on home, and drink myself into a right good drunken stupor!
Jimmy Oldsun
Night Desk Reporter
HermannHearsay.blogspot.com

Thursday, January 21, 2010

Local Reporters Now Out-Number County Officials At Weekly Commission Meetings


Published by Clark Kant, Editor In Chief

The number of local reporters from our many media outlets now exceed the total number of county officials who actually participate in the weekly Gasconade County commission meetings.  That was certainly the case this Thursday morning when four members of the local media covered the commission meeting attended by Presiding Commissioner Ron Jost, Northern District Commissioner Matt Penning and County Clerk Lesa Lietzow.  (Note:  Southern District Commissioner Jerry Lairmore was absent, as was his son and close advisor, Kyle Lairmore.)

Attending the meeting and representing local media outlets were:  Glenn Warnebold (owner of HermannNews.com and producer of OakGlenn wines),  Jeffrey J. Wright (recently hired managing editor of HermannNews.com), Jessica Nelson (recently hired reporter for HermannNews.com) and Alex Luft (editor of CountyNewsLIVE.com, a Jeff Noedel enterprise).  When these meetings are covered by Don Kruse (editor of the Hermann Advertiser-Courier), Jeff Noedel (owner of CountyNewsLIVE.com) and Dave Marner (managing editor of the Gasconade County Republican) as well as all the reporters who attended this morning's meeting, there will virtually be NO seats for me, Jimmy Oldsun or members of the general public.  Seating space at these meeting is very, very limited.  (Note:  John Penning, a senior citizen, Hermann alderman, and regular attendee at these meetings, was still able to find a seat this morning.)

Reports filed by these reporters may be read at the following links:

http://www.ngnn.com/65041/content/2010/jan/21/county-commissioners-have-concerns-over-tight-budget#comment-4597

http://www.countynewslive.com/content/2010/jan/21/roundup-commissioner-penning-raises-concerns-over-still-be-adopted-2010-budget

Given the intense and thorough coverage of county commission meetings by our competitors, HermannHearsay has made an editorial decision to stop covering these meetings.  Instead I am directing our investigative reporters to cover other stories of interest to our readers throughout the county.  Such stories will include: muddy roads in the county, rabbit habitat restoration efforts by the Missouri Department of Conservation, photos of the new trucks being purchased by the county, the continuing deterioration of our county courthouse and other stories of interest to our readers.  Besides, if Jimmy and I don't attend the weekly meetings, our old friend John Penning is more likely to find a comfy seat at all future commission meetings!

Clark Kant
Editor In Chief
HermannHearsay.blogspot.com

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

America Rising: An Open Letter To Democrats

Published by Clark Kant, Editor In Chief

We pause at this time for a special political message.  Click on the following link and enjoy the video clip:

http://www.hillbuzz.org/2010/01/03/america-rising-video-an-open-letter-to-democrats/

Monday, January 11, 2010

Straight From The Horse's Mouth - Things We Don't Report On


Hermann Hearsay Editorial
Published by Clark Kant, Editor In Chief

Things Hermann Hearsay doesn't report on are:
  1. deadly automobile accidents,
  2. deadly domestic shootings,
  3. deadly home fires and industrial explosions,
  4. deadly drug overdose incidents, and
  5. deadly drownings.
We don't chase ambulances, fire trucks or police cars.  We don't publish photos of dead or dying children nor their distraught parents.  We don't publish stories about or photos of burned out homes nor grieving women who have just lost their husbands.  We have decided to leave that kind of macabre reporting to others.

I guess it's just that we just don't delight in the misfortune of others.  And we refuse to profit in any way at the expense of others by reporting on their personal grief and misfortune.  Yes, I suppose it is true we could boost our readership by being the very first on the scene to report on these terrible human trajedies.  We just choose to leave that sort of reporting to those who are desperate to do anything for high ratings. 

You see my friends, Hermann Hearsay is not desperate in that way.  We could care less about gaining a reader following that way.  Instead, we are desperate to gain your respect and friendship.  That means much more to us than high ratings.  It may take longer to gain our fair share of the local Hermann market, but that's OK with us.  In the end though, we are pretty confident we WILL get our fair share of Hermann readers.  That's because we know what Hermannites want to read about and what they don't want to read about.

Clark Kant
Editor In Chief
Hermann Hearsay

Straight From The Horse's Mouth - An Editorial Comment


Published by Clark Kant, Editor In Chief

The news business is very fragmented in Hermann. Hermannites have many choices.  In addition to the Hermann Advertiser-Courier, the traditional newspaper of record in Gasconade County, we now have four new non-traditional online daily news websites:

http://www.countynewslive.com/,
http://www.gcsoapbox.com/,
http://www.hermannhearsay.blogspot.com/, and
http://www.hermannnews.com/

(I should point out to our readers that the Hermann Advertiser-Courier also has a website:  http://www.hermannadvertisercourier.com/.)

Between all five of us, we should have the local Hermann news scene "covered like a blanket".  No story can escape us!  As a matter of fact, we may have the local news so well covered that we may at times end up covering each other covering the news! Ha ha ha!

I just want to say to my colleagues in the news publishing business, Don Kruse (Hermann A-C), Jeff Noedel (CountyNewsLIVE.com), Hank Vonk (GCSoapbox.com) and Glenn Warnebold 
(HermannNEWS.com), that I wish you all the best with your local news enterprises!  And if HermannHearsay can ever assist you in any way, for example by loaning out some of our photographic equipment or perhaps providing you the temporary use of Jimmy Oldsun to cover a random sickday for a member of your staff, please contact us immediately!

Again, to my colleagues in the news business, ALL THE BEST!

Clark Kant
Editor In Chief
Hermann Hearsay

Classified Ads


Published by Lois Lame, Lifestyles Reporter and Ad Sales

Word is getting out that Hermann Hearsay offers free classified ads!  The following ads have just been
received:

MISCELLANEOUS

  • Illiterate?  Write today for free help.  Ira Jones' Adult Education, Berger, MO.          
  • Auto Repair Service.  Free pick-up and delivery.  Try us once, you'll never go anywhere again.  Shady Tree Auto Service, McKittrick, MO.    
  • Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.  486-0001.
  • Semi-Annual After-Christmas Sale.  Stock up and save.  Limit: one.  Newman & Sons Snow Shovels.  1-800-SHOVELS.
  • 3-year old teacher needed for pre-school.  Experience preferred.  Berger Bottoms Pre-School.
  • Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient beating.  486-001.
  • Girl wanted to assist magician in "cutting-off-head" illusion. Blue Cross Blue Shield insurance and generous salary.  1-800-MAGICAL.

Sunday, January 10, 2010

Home Winning Streak Intact

Published by Jimmy Oldsun, Night Desk and Sports Reporter

The Missouri Tiger men's basketball team extended their home winning streak to 30 consecutive games by defeating the #10-ranked Kansas State Wildcats 74-68 at Mizzou Arena on Saturday afternoon.  Only one NCAA team has more consecutive home wins.  That team is the Kansas Jayhawks who currently have 51 consecutive wins in Allen Fieldhouse.

Mizzou, now 13-3 on the year, will face the Texas Tech Red Raiders in another home game at 8 p.m. Wednesday night.  The game will be televised by ESPNU.

G O  T I G E R S !!!

Jimmy Oldsun
Night Desk and Sports Reporter
Hermann Hearsay

Saturday, January 9, 2010

Classified Ads


Published by Lois Lame, Advertising Sales

Classified ads as well as display ads are FREE here at
Hermann Hearsay.  We are proud to post the following list of classified ads, and we're proud to serve local advertisers:

DENTAL CARE
  • For Sale:  One pair hardly used dentures.  Only two teeth missing.  $100 OBO.  Call Ira at 573-486-0001.
FOOD AND HOME CARE PRODUCTS
  • Watkins quality gourmet natural food and natural home care products.  Order at www.WatkinsOnline/richardhschaefer or call 573-225-2582.
  • Elmer Fudd's Delicious Wabbit Stew.  Call 1-800-WABBITS and ask for Elmer.
HEALTH AND NUTRITION 
  • VeMMA ultra-premium liquid nutritional supplements and Verve energy drinks.  For more information go to http://www.d_schaefer.vemma.com/ or call 573-225-2582.
HUNTING CLUBS
  • Elmer Fudd's Wabbit Hunting Club.  For reservations and driving directions, call 1-800-WABBITS and ask for Elmer.
SNOW REMOVAL
  • Newman and Sons Snow Shovel Service.  "You can shovel it or we'll shovel it for you."  New and used snow shovels available.  Snow removal hourly rates.  Call 1-800-SHOVELS and ask for Alfred, Albert, Alfonso or Andrew.