Thursday, August 5, 2010

Special Request From The "Snowman"

Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

Cletus "Snowman" Snow, my rapper buddy from Canaan, requested that we play a gangsta rap number by Grand Master "B" (aka Bud Bundy).  Well "Snowman", good buddy, you asked for it, and we're responding.  This is one of the benefits you receive for being a loyal Hermann Hearsay Premium Subscriber.  There is no other local online "news" site which is as customer oriented as Hermann Hearsay.  Gather your wife and "Fred" around the computer and enjoy this blast from the past ......



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2 comments:

  1. Loved the Bundys!

    Johnny

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  2. Sombiatch! I remember that episode!

    Buford

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