Friday, June 18, 2010

Laugh Of The Day - Friday, 6/18/2010

Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

Ed Norton to Ralph Cramden in the 'Honeymooners' .....

"Look, just don't get upset. You're gettin' all upset now. Let's calm down and look nice when we get down there. There's no sense in getting upset. Now listen, the boys in the sewer, there, when we get upset we got a little motto... a little saying that gives us comfort in time of need. Maybe I can pass it on to you. May I favor you with this little ode? "When the tides of life turn against you, and the current upsets your boat. Don't waste those tears on what might have been, just lay on your back and float."  ~ Ed Norton (played by Art Carney)

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