Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Hermann Hearsay is cheaper than Cheap News LIVE!

Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

Cheap News LIVE is ballyhooing about their "cheap" subscription rate.  They say that their low annual subscription rate ($19.95) translates to less than the cost of a bottle of FIJI water each month. 

Personally, I prefer the FIJI water.  Afterall, it is pure and natural artesian water all the way from the Fiji islands!

Now, if you really want some "cheap" news and amateur (but brutally honest) news commentary, I invite you to sign up for a FREE subscription to Hermann Hearsay.  Our annual subscription rate is $0.00.  On a monthly basis that translates to ..... let's see now ..... $0.00!  In other words, a subscription to Hermann Hearsay is as FREE as the clean fresh air you breathe!

Why not breathe some clean fresh air while you enjoy a nice ice-cold bottle of FIJI water?!  Subscribe to Hermann Hearsay today!  We're looking out for your personal family budget during these tough economic times!  And if you can't afford the cost of a bottle of FIJI water, allow us to buy you a bottle of it!  If you've never had FIJI water, you're going to love the pure, natural taste!

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8 comments:

  1. Lois I'm sold on the cheap price of Hermannhearsay! Only here can you get honest reporting with no information left out.It seems the few people that comment on cheapnewslive are upset that nobody wants to make any comments..well daaaaa Who wants slammed by the Hankster, and Jeffypoo looking for gizmos to track your I. D. Comments are FREE at Hermannhearsay and they don't care who you are! Cletus

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  2. Lois it's good to see a lot more people from Owensville and South County subscribing to Hearmannhearay. You can't get a better deal anywhere! Martin

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  3. Martin's right we would like to hear what you have to say. Pick a handle, a byline or anonymous and say what you think. Cletus and Fred

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  4. You can't get any "cheaper" than FREE!

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  5. I prefer Bud Light!

    Quincy McGoo

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  6. How can you afford to operate your site without charging a subscription fee?

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  7. Waiting for you guys to expand into Bland! "The Bland Bloviator"!

    A. E. Newman
    Bland, MO

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  8. Your humor is worth a million dollars a month!

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