Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor
Date: 10/14/2010
Post: 904
It's "Eric Clapton Thursday". Here's Eric Clapton with Jeff Beck playing "Cause We've Ended As Lovers".....
Thursday, October 14, 2010
A. E. Newman On The Stump At Canaan, MO
Published by Dick Schaefer, Award-winning, Unpaid, Part-time Contributing Writer; Amateur Investigative Reporter; and Aspiring Photo-Journalist
Date: 10/14/2010
Post: 903
Delivering his fourth political stump speech at Canaan this morning, A. E. Newman, Independent candidate for Southern District Associate Commissioner, asked a small crowd of locals to consider voting for him in November of 2012. Newman spoke standing up in the bed of his old, rusty pickup truck. Here is the text of his prepared speech .....
Friends and Neighbors,
Thanks for coming out on this sunny but chilly October morning! I hope you've helped yourself to a complimentary cup of coffee. If you haven't, please see my assistant, Freida Dunderbak, right over there under that big old oak tree.
Friends and Neighbors, I've been working on my campaign platform since I announced my candidacy for the office of Southern District Associate Commissioner. It is coming together nicely, and I plan to unveil it before the month is up.
Rather than outline all the individual planks in my campaign platform today, I would like to tell you in a general way why I am running to unseat Jerry Lairmore of Owensville.
Number 1: LEADERSHIP! We need a change in the county's leadership. We need someone who can work effectively and harmoniously with Northern District Associate Commissioner Matt Penning. Mr. Lairmore (and Mr. Jost for that matter) seem incapable of doing that! I spoke about this problem the other day up in Hermann. Mr. Lairmore made a statement in a recent open meeting of the County Commission that he didn't have Matt Penning's telephone number and therefore had "no way to contact" him about an important county matter! Folks, that's just ridiculous! In plain talk down here in God's country, we call it "BULLSHIT"! Either Lairmore is totally incompetent and NOT resourceful enough to be a county commissioner OR he is just flat out lieing! We all know that Lairmore plays his little "games", but we don't need "game playing" in county government! We have pressing problems to address!
Number 2: REPRESENTATION! We need someone who will represent your interests and not just the interests of a few influential families in Owensville. Jerry Lairmore is NOT representing your best interests. He is doing the bidding of a few people in Owensville. That has to STOP!
Number 3: COUNTY SEAT LOCATION! We need someone who will discourage misguided citizens from wasting time on the periodic ballot petition drives to relocate the county seat. Let's quit fighting about the county seat, folks! We all lose if we spend our time fighting with our neighbors in the northern district. Instead, let's accept the fact that the county seat IS in Hermann. Let's work together to preserve OUR historical courthouse building in Hermann, and let's expand the county's government center if it is indeed necessary. If we work with the folks in Hermann to preserve and renovate the courthouse, they will work with us to upgrade some of our infrastructure down here in the southern district. I pledge that I will work to improve our county roads and bridges in the southern district, and I will work to upgrade facilities at the county fairgrounds in Owensville. But I will not spend any of my time working to relocate the county seat.
Number 4: JOBS! Jerry Lairmore is doing absolutely NOTHING to attract good-paying jobs to this area. To the contrary, his puppet masters don't want him to bring progressive industry which would
offer better wages, salaries and benefits to the hard-working people of our local area. Lairmore and his bosses are all about preserving the STATUS QUO! I will shake things up! I will go out and invite industry representatives to come and see all the good things our local area has to offer. And I will do it whether or not I get any help from the Owensville Board of Aldermen or the Owensville Chamber of Commerce! And if the "good ol' boys" in Owensville resist progress, I will work with the folks in Bland and Canaan and other neighboring small towns to bring good paying jobs to our area.
Number 5: FINANCIAL CONTROLS! The county's financial systems, procedures and controls are completely OUT OF CONTROL! We've had major deficiencies noted in the Missouri State Auditor's reports of 2002, 2006 and 2010. NOTHING, absolutely NOTHING is being done to improve our systems, procedures and controls! I will work with Commissioner Penning to focus attention on these matters!
In closing, let me just say that I appreciate all of you coming out early this morning to support my candidacy. Some have asked if they can donate money to my campaign. I appreciate that, but my campaign is 100% self-funded. Why should I ask you for money? The position of associate commissioner pays well, and I have done well with my cattle operation near Bland. What I do ask of you is to help me get my message out and to consider voting for me in November 2012. Please help me in that way! I will be forever grateful!
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| A. E. Newman's old pickup truck |
Post: 903
Delivering his fourth political stump speech at Canaan this morning, A. E. Newman, Independent candidate for Southern District Associate Commissioner, asked a small crowd of locals to consider voting for him in November of 2012. Newman spoke standing up in the bed of his old, rusty pickup truck. Here is the text of his prepared speech .....
Friends and Neighbors,
Thanks for coming out on this sunny but chilly October morning! I hope you've helped yourself to a complimentary cup of coffee. If you haven't, please see my assistant, Freida Dunderbak, right over there under that big old oak tree.
Friends and Neighbors, I've been working on my campaign platform since I announced my candidacy for the office of Southern District Associate Commissioner. It is coming together nicely, and I plan to unveil it before the month is up.
Rather than outline all the individual planks in my campaign platform today, I would like to tell you in a general way why I am running to unseat Jerry Lairmore of Owensville.
Number 1: LEADERSHIP! We need a change in the county's leadership. We need someone who can work effectively and harmoniously with Northern District Associate Commissioner Matt Penning. Mr. Lairmore (and Mr. Jost for that matter) seem incapable of doing that! I spoke about this problem the other day up in Hermann. Mr. Lairmore made a statement in a recent open meeting of the County Commission that he didn't have Matt Penning's telephone number and therefore had "no way to contact" him about an important county matter! Folks, that's just ridiculous! In plain talk down here in God's country, we call it "BULLSHIT"! Either Lairmore is totally incompetent and NOT resourceful enough to be a county commissioner OR he is just flat out lieing! We all know that Lairmore plays his little "games", but we don't need "game playing" in county government! We have pressing problems to address!
Number 2: REPRESENTATION! We need someone who will represent your interests and not just the interests of a few influential families in Owensville. Jerry Lairmore is NOT representing your best interests. He is doing the bidding of a few people in Owensville. That has to STOP!
Number 3: COUNTY SEAT LOCATION! We need someone who will discourage misguided citizens from wasting time on the periodic ballot petition drives to relocate the county seat. Let's quit fighting about the county seat, folks! We all lose if we spend our time fighting with our neighbors in the northern district. Instead, let's accept the fact that the county seat IS in Hermann. Let's work together to preserve OUR historical courthouse building in Hermann, and let's expand the county's government center if it is indeed necessary. If we work with the folks in Hermann to preserve and renovate the courthouse, they will work with us to upgrade some of our infrastructure down here in the southern district. I pledge that I will work to improve our county roads and bridges in the southern district, and I will work to upgrade facilities at the county fairgrounds in Owensville. But I will not spend any of my time working to relocate the county seat.
Number 4: JOBS! Jerry Lairmore is doing absolutely NOTHING to attract good-paying jobs to this area. To the contrary, his puppet masters don't want him to bring progressive industry which would
offer better wages, salaries and benefits to the hard-working people of our local area. Lairmore and his bosses are all about preserving the STATUS QUO! I will shake things up! I will go out and invite industry representatives to come and see all the good things our local area has to offer. And I will do it whether or not I get any help from the Owensville Board of Aldermen or the Owensville Chamber of Commerce! And if the "good ol' boys" in Owensville resist progress, I will work with the folks in Bland and Canaan and other neighboring small towns to bring good paying jobs to our area.
Number 5: FINANCIAL CONTROLS! The county's financial systems, procedures and controls are completely OUT OF CONTROL! We've had major deficiencies noted in the Missouri State Auditor's reports of 2002, 2006 and 2010. NOTHING, absolutely NOTHING is being done to improve our systems, procedures and controls! I will work with Commissioner Penning to focus attention on these matters!
In closing, let me just say that I appreciate all of you coming out early this morning to support my candidacy. Some have asked if they can donate money to my campaign. I appreciate that, but my campaign is 100% self-funded. Why should I ask you for money? The position of associate commissioner pays well, and I have done well with my cattle operation near Bland. What I do ask of you is to help me get my message out and to consider voting for me in November 2012. Please help me in that way! I will be forever grateful!
Young Tiger Fan Says It All!
Published by Dick Schaefer, Award-winning, Unpaid, Part-time Contributing Writer; Amateur Investigative Reporter; and Aspiring Photo-Journalist
Date: 10/14/2010
Post: 902
The 5-0 Missouri Tigers take on Texas A&M and the "12th Man" at Kyle Stadium in College Station, TX this Saturday. But the BIG GAME of the season will be against the hated Kansas Jayhawks. That game is scheduled for November 27th at Arrowhead Stadium in Kansas City.
Little 18 month-old Hadley has been well coached regarding the MU-KU border war. This little Tiger is ready to go! She demonstrates how Tigers ROAR and Jayhawks CHOKE!
Date: 10/14/2010
Post: 902
The 5-0 Missouri Tigers take on Texas A&M and the "12th Man" at Kyle Stadium in College Station, TX this Saturday. But the BIG GAME of the season will be against the hated Kansas Jayhawks. That game is scheduled for November 27th at Arrowhead Stadium in Kansas City.
Little 18 month-old Hadley has been well coached regarding the MU-KU border war. This little Tiger is ready to go! She demonstrates how Tigers ROAR and Jayhawks CHOKE!
Photo Of The Day - Thursday, 10/14/2010
Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor
Date: 10/14/2010
Post: 901
Date: 10/14/2010
Post: 901
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| Vineyard at Stone Hill Winery Hermann, MO 10/4/2010 Photo by Dick Schaefer (Hermann Hearsay). Copyright protected. All rights reserved. |
Laugh Of The Day - Thursday, 10/14/2010
Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor
Date: 10/14/2010
Post: 900
"Jerry Brown's staff spent the weekend coming up with their new campaign slogan: 'Just say ho.'" ~ Jay Leno, 10/12/2010
Post: 900
"Jerry Brown's staff spent the weekend coming up with their new campaign slogan: 'Just say ho.'" ~ Jay Leno, 10/12/2010
Quote Of The Day - Thursday, 10/14/2010
Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor
Date: 10/14/2010
Post: 899
"Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it." ~ President Ronald Wilson Reagan
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"Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it." ~ President Ronald Wilson Reagan
Bible Verse Of The Day - Thursday, 10/14/2010
Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor
Date: 10/14/2010
Post: 898
When he had received the drink, Jesus said, “It is finished.” With that, he bowed his head and gave up his spirit. ~ John 19:30
This is the beginning statement for the Christian. Where other religions begin with “Now get to work!”, the follower of Christ starts off with the finished work of Christ. We are not busy about our Fathers business because we are trying to get God’s approval. We already have God’s approval in Christ, and that reality empowers us toward good works. This is the uniqueness of the Christian faith. God’s finish line is our starting block!
Today’s commentary by Dave Whitehead, Senior Pastor, GraceNYC.org
Post: 898
When he had received the drink, Jesus said, “It is finished.” With that, he bowed his head and gave up his spirit. ~ John 19:30
This is the beginning statement for the Christian. Where other religions begin with “Now get to work!”, the follower of Christ starts off with the finished work of Christ. We are not busy about our Fathers business because we are trying to get God’s approval. We already have God’s approval in Christ, and that reality empowers us toward good works. This is the uniqueness of the Christian faith. God’s finish line is our starting block!
Today’s commentary by Dave Whitehead, Senior Pastor, GraceNYC.org
Wednesday, October 13, 2010
Crystal Ball News Report #3 - Final Report On Ethics Complaint Against Presiding Commissioner Ron Jost
Published by Jimmy Oldsun, NDRIRSRWRAFTC & Editor
Date: 10/13/2010
Post: 897
Ethics complaints alleging "financial conflict of interest" against Gasconade County Presiding Commissioner Ron Jost were filed with the Missouri Ethics Commission by Northern District Associate Commissioner Matt Penning and citizen watchdog Raymond "Mike" Jacquin several weeks ago. A Hermann Hearsay source has informed us that the investigation is underway, that interviews of the principals are occuring and that pertinent documents are being requested by the investigator.
Hermann Hearsay is predicting that the investigation will be completed with the issuance of a final report no later than Thanksgiving. Hermann Hearsay further predicts that the findings will NOT be favorable for Presiding Commissioner Jost and that the allegations made by Northern District Associate Commissioner Penning and Mr. Jacquin will be upheld.
Some online news sites report WHAT HAS HAPPENED. We report WHAT WILL HAPPEN. Hermann Hearsay's "Crystal Ball News Reporting and News Analysis" is trademarked. You can only get it here! So why not become one of our FREE subscribers?! You've got everything to gain and nothing to lose!
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Ethics complaints alleging "financial conflict of interest" against Gasconade County Presiding Commissioner Ron Jost were filed with the Missouri Ethics Commission by Northern District Associate Commissioner Matt Penning and citizen watchdog Raymond "Mike" Jacquin several weeks ago. A Hermann Hearsay source has informed us that the investigation is underway, that interviews of the principals are occuring and that pertinent documents are being requested by the investigator.
Hermann Hearsay is predicting that the investigation will be completed with the issuance of a final report no later than Thanksgiving. Hermann Hearsay further predicts that the findings will NOT be favorable for Presiding Commissioner Jost and that the allegations made by Northern District Associate Commissioner Penning and Mr. Jacquin will be upheld.
Some online news sites report WHAT HAS HAPPENED. We report WHAT WILL HAPPEN. Hermann Hearsay's "Crystal Ball News Reporting and News Analysis" is trademarked. You can only get it here! So why not become one of our FREE subscribers?! You've got everything to gain and nothing to lose!
Ray Charles - "Baby Please Don't Go" ♫ ♫♫ ♫ ♫♫ ♫ ♫♫
Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor
Date: 10/13/2010
Post: 896
It's "Ray Charles Wednesday" once again. Here's one of his songs that I haven't heard in a long, long time! Hope you like it!
Date: 10/13/2010
Post: 896
It's "Ray Charles Wednesday" once again. Here's one of his songs that I haven't heard in a long, long time! Hope you like it!
Photo Of The Day - Wednesday, 10/13/2010
Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor
Date: 10/13/2010
Post: 895
Date: 10/13/2010
Post: 895
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| Hermann Arminius Germania's Liberator Hwy. 19 & 100 Hermann, MO 10/4/2010 Photo by Dick Schaefer (Hermann Hearsay). Copyright protected. All rights reserved. |
Laugh Of The Day - Wednesday, 10/15/2010
Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor
Date: 10/13/2010
Post: 894
"The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible." ~ George Burns
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"The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible." ~ George Burns
Quote Of The Day - Wednesday, 10/13/2010
Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor
Date: 10/13/2010
Post: 893
"Hopefully no one ever again has to do anything like this. Never again." ~ Alonso Contreras, cousin of 13th rescued Chilean miner Carlos Barrios
Date: 10/13/2010
Post: 893
"Hopefully no one ever again has to do anything like this. Never again." ~ Alonso Contreras, cousin of 13th rescued Chilean miner Carlos Barrios
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| Chile's President Sebastian Pinera waves to rescue worker Manuel Gonzalez Paves as he is lowered into the mine in the capsule to begin the rescue of 33 trapped miners at the San Jose Mine near Copiapo, Chile, Tuesday. Photo by Alex Ibanez/AP |
Bible Verse Of The Day - Wednesday, 10/13/2010
Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor
Date: 10/13/2010
Post: 892
Now when a man works, his wages are not credited to him as a gift, but as an obligation. However, to the man who does not work but trusts God who justifies the wicked, his faith is credited as righteousness. ~ Romans 4:4-5
This cuts us to our core. If we were honest, we want to work for our righteousness. We like the feeling of accomplishment as we figure out how to be in right standing with our boss, our spouse, or our friends. But the gospel tells us something very demeaning: we are not smart enough, strong enough, or good enough to be in right standing with God. This insults our intelligence, but maybe that’s the point. Maybe the gospel is not about our abilities, but God’s mercy. If the doorway to righteousness is humility, then this righteousness becomes available to any who are willing to receive. It is an equal opportunity message. It is also an equal opportunity revolution, for the gift that God gives has the power to change us in ways in which we can’t change ourselves.
Today’s commentary by Dave Whitehead, Senior Pastor, GraceNYC.org
Post: 892
Now when a man works, his wages are not credited to him as a gift, but as an obligation. However, to the man who does not work but trusts God who justifies the wicked, his faith is credited as righteousness. ~ Romans 4:4-5
This cuts us to our core. If we were honest, we want to work for our righteousness. We like the feeling of accomplishment as we figure out how to be in right standing with our boss, our spouse, or our friends. But the gospel tells us something very demeaning: we are not smart enough, strong enough, or good enough to be in right standing with God. This insults our intelligence, but maybe that’s the point. Maybe the gospel is not about our abilities, but God’s mercy. If the doorway to righteousness is humility, then this righteousness becomes available to any who are willing to receive. It is an equal opportunity message. It is also an equal opportunity revolution, for the gift that God gives has the power to change us in ways in which we can’t change ourselves.
Today’s commentary by Dave Whitehead, Senior Pastor, GraceNYC.org
Tuesday, October 12, 2010
Elvis Presley - "Polk Salad Annie" ♫ ♫♫ ♫ ♫♫ ♫ ♫♫
Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor
Date: 10/12/2010
Post: 891
It's "Elvis Presley Tuesday" folks! Here's a YouTube clip of Elvis performing "Polk Salad Annie" in Las Vegas .....
Date: 10/12/2010
Post: 891
It's "Elvis Presley Tuesday" folks! Here's a YouTube clip of Elvis performing "Polk Salad Annie" in Las Vegas .....
A. A. Newman (Son of A. E. Newman) Visits Parents Over The Weekend
Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor
Date: 10/12/2010
Post: 890
A. A. Newman, a freshman at the University of Missouri - Columbia, visited with his parents in Bland over the weekend. A. E. Newman reported that his son is doing great at Mizzou. "He's getting straight A's in his first semester at MU!" said the elder Newman. The younger Newman is studying nuclear physics and is preparing for a career with the nuclear Navy. A. E. Newman went on to say "I just hope the boy doesn't screw up and melt down that research reactor Mizzou has out there on South Providence Road! He's always been a little accident prone ya know!"
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| A. A. Newman (Son of A. E. Newman) Freshman at Mizzou |
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A. A. Newman, a freshman at the University of Missouri - Columbia, visited with his parents in Bland over the weekend. A. E. Newman reported that his son is doing great at Mizzou. "He's getting straight A's in his first semester at MU!" said the elder Newman. The younger Newman is studying nuclear physics and is preparing for a career with the nuclear Navy. A. E. Newman went on to say "I just hope the boy doesn't screw up and melt down that research reactor Mizzou has out there on South Providence Road! He's always been a little accident prone ya know!"
Photo Of The Day - Tuesday, 10/12/2010
Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor
Date: 10/12/2010
Post: 889
Date: 10/12/2010
Post: 889
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| Hermannhof Winery East First Street Hermann, MO 10/4/2010 Photo by Dick Schaefer (Hermann Hearsay). Copyright protected. All rights reserved. |
Laugh Of The Day - Tuesday, 10/12/2010
Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor
Date: 10/12/2010
Post: 888
Do you remember "Professor" Irwin Corey, "World's Foremost Authority" and 96 year old comic legend? He frequently appeared on "The Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour". Since the 1940's he's donned his "Professor" role and clothes, creating a double-talk style, worthy of many a politician or pretentious orator. He's very much alive and absurdly pontificating to this day.
Date: 10/12/2010
Post: 888
Do you remember "Professor" Irwin Corey, "World's Foremost Authority" and 96 year old comic legend? He frequently appeared on "The Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour". Since the 1940's he's donned his "Professor" role and clothes, creating a double-talk style, worthy of many a politician or pretentious orator. He's very much alive and absurdly pontificating to this day.
Quote Of The Day - Tuesday, 10/12/2010
Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor
Date: 10/12/2010
Post: 887
"Eh, what's up, doc? You can't shoot a wabbit." ~ Bugs Bunny
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"Eh, what's up, doc? You can't shoot a wabbit." ~ Bugs Bunny
Bible Verse Of The Day - Tuesday, 10/12/2010
Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor
Date: 10/12/2010
Post: 886
So for a whole year Barnabas and Saul met with the church and taught great numbers of people. The disciples were called Christians first at Antioch. ~ Acts 11:26b
Antioch was a big city, so we are reading about an urban church plant in this passage. With the density and diversity of Antioch it is amazing to realize that Christianity flourished in the large cities of that day. The Scripture and history have shown that the challenges of urban life have been a seedbed for church growth. In the rigors of different cultures and religions, the followers of Jesus were so distinct that they received a new name – Christians! What about our day? Are we living in such a way that we are distinct from all of the voices that call out around us? Like the story of Antioch, we have an amazing opportunity in front of us. The gospel was made to prosper in times like these.
Today’s commentary by Dave Whitehead, Senior Pastor, GraceNYC.org
Post: 886
So for a whole year Barnabas and Saul met with the church and taught great numbers of people. The disciples were called Christians first at Antioch. ~ Acts 11:26b
Antioch was a big city, so we are reading about an urban church plant in this passage. With the density and diversity of Antioch it is amazing to realize that Christianity flourished in the large cities of that day. The Scripture and history have shown that the challenges of urban life have been a seedbed for church growth. In the rigors of different cultures and religions, the followers of Jesus were so distinct that they received a new name – Christians! What about our day? Are we living in such a way that we are distinct from all of the voices that call out around us? Like the story of Antioch, we have an amazing opportunity in front of us. The gospel was made to prosper in times like these.
Today’s commentary by Dave Whitehead, Senior Pastor, GraceNYC.org
Monday, October 11, 2010
"By any means necessary"
Published by Dick Schaefer, Award-winning, Unpaid, Part-time Contributing Writer; Amateur Investigative Reporter; and Aspiring Photo-Journalist
Date: 10/11/2010
Post: 885
Beating the Democrats in November's mid-term elections won't be enough!
“As President Obama remakes his senior staff, he is also shaping a new approach for the second half of his term: to advance his agenda through executive actions he can take on his own, rather than pushing plans through an increasingly hostile Congress.” ~ From 10/8/2010 L. A. Times article by Peter Nicholas and Christi Parsons
Wanna read more? Click on the following link:
http://floydreports.com/?p=2425
Date: 10/11/2010
Post: 885
Beating the Democrats in November's mid-term elections won't be enough!
“As President Obama remakes his senior staff, he is also shaping a new approach for the second half of his term: to advance his agenda through executive actions he can take on his own, rather than pushing plans through an increasingly hostile Congress.” ~ From 10/8/2010 L. A. Times article by Peter Nicholas and Christi Parsons
Wanna read more? Click on the following link:
http://floydreports.com/?p=2425
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