Saturday, August 28, 2010
Hermann Hearsay Performance Metrics - Saturday, 8/28/2010
Date: 8/28/2010
Performance Metrics:
Total # FREE Subscribers: 000,350
Total # Premium Subscribers: 000,030
Total # Ultra Premium Subscribers: 000,004
Total # Platinum Lifetime Subscribers: 000,003
Subscribers Currently Online: 000,112
New Visitors Currently Online: 000,039
Alexa U.S. Traffic Ranking: 305,005
Alexa World Traffic Ranking: 985,775
Cumulative Postings Since Start-up: 627
Total # Subscriber Telethons, Raffles & Bake Sales: 0
Total $'s Recv'd From Politicians For Promotional Consideration: 0
Total # Subscriptions Revoked for Copyright Infringement: 0
Overall Financial Conditon: Solvent
Patsy Cline - "She's Got You" ♫ ♫♫ ♫ ♫♫ ♫ ♫♫
Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor
Date: 8/28/2010
I always look forward to "Patsy Cline Saturday"! One of my favorite Patsy Cline songs is "She's Got You". 'Hope you enjoy it as much as I do!
Date: 8/28/2010
I always look forward to "Patsy Cline Saturday"! One of my favorite Patsy Cline songs is "She's Got You". 'Hope you enjoy it as much as I do!
Photo Of The Day - Saturday, 8/28/2010
Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor
Date: 8/28/2010
Date: 8/28/2010
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| A. E. Newman and mule 'Hee Haw' at sunset on Newman's Ridge |
Laugh Of The Day - Saturday, 8/28/2010
Date: 8/28/2010
"The Doc told me I had a dual personality. Then he lays an 82 dollar bill on me, so I give him 41 bucks and say, 'Get the other 41 bucks from the other guy.'" ~ Jerry Lewis
Quote Of The Day - Saturday, 8/28/2010
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| A. E. Newman |
Date: 8/28/2010
"Crime does not pay ... as well as politics." ~ A. E. Newman
Bible Verse Of The Day - Saturday, 8/28
Date: 8/28/2010
Matthew 9:36 – sheep without a shepherd
"When he saw the crowds, he had compassion on them, because they were harassed and helpless, like sheep without a shepherd." ~ Matthew 9:36
Friday, August 27, 2010
Hermann Hearsay Local Advertisers - Friday, 8/27/2010
Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor
Date: 8/26/2010
Date: 8/26/2010
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For information about VeMMA ultra-premium liquid nutritional drinks and the VeMMA business opportunity, contact: Dick Schaefer VeMMA Brand Partner Cell: 573-225-2582 Email: richardhschaefer@yahoo.com Website: www.dschaefer.vemma.com/ |
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Rivertown Recipes Featuring premium quality Watkins ingredients www.RivertownRecipes.blogspot.com |
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For information about the Watkins Business Opportunity or how to order premium quality Watkins Natural Products, contact Dick Schaefer at 573-225-2582 or richardhschaefer@yahoo.com or visit www.tsginfo.com and enter code GD4279. Dick Schaefer Watkins Independent Associate #378589 |
Hermann Hearsay Performance Metrics - Friday, 8/27/2010
Date: 8/27/2010
Performance Metrics:
Total # FREE Subscribers: 000,350
Total # Premium Subscribers: 000,030
Total # Ultra Premium Subscribers: 000,004
Total # Platinum Lifetime Subscribers: 000,003
Subscribers Currently Online: 000,112
New Visitors Currently Online: 000,039
Alexa U.S. Traffic Ranking: 277,779
Alexa World Traffic Ranking: 985,508
Cumulative Postings Since Start-up: 620
Total # Subscriber Telethons, Raffles & Bake Sales: 0
Total $'s Recv'd From Politicians For Promotional Consideration: 0
Total # Subscriptions Revoked for Copyright Infringement: 0
Overall Financial Conditon: Solvent
Watkins Weekend Weather Report - Friday, 8/27 thru Sunday, 8/29
Date: 8/27/2010
Hi folks! This is Frank Furter. I've been asked to take over the weekend weather reporting from Charlie Farquharson. It turns out that Hermann Hearsay can no longer afford Charlie, so I've been asked to give weather forecasting a shot. Apparently I work a lot cheaper than Charlie ...... and well, they're already payin' me to do some other stuff anyway!
The Watkins Weekend Weather Report is now sponsored by local Watkins Independent Associate Dick Schaefer (#378589). Dick doesn't actually pay us cash money for sponsoring the weather report. Instead he supplies us with Watkins cleaning products for the office. These are the products I use everyday when I clean our office and wash the windows. You see, I'm also the custodian here at Hermann Hearsay.
Please support Dick by buying his high quality Watkins products made from "all natural ingredients".
Welcome to my very first weekend weather report for the local Hermann area......
Today: Sunny. High near 85F. Winds SE at 5 to 10 mph.
Tonight: Mainly clear. Low 56F. Winds ESE at 5 to 10 mph.
Tomorrow: Mainly sunny. High 88F. Winds SE at 5 to 10 mph.
Tomorrow night: Clear. Low near 65F. Winds SE at 5 to 10 mph.
Sunday: Mix of sun and clouds. Highs in the upper 80s and lows in the mid 60s.
It's gonna be a great weekend, folks! So go out and enjoy it!
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To order Watkins products, contact: Dick Schaefer Independent Associate #378589 573-225-2582 richardhschaefer@yahoo.com For free details about the Watkins business opportunity, visit www.tsginfo.com and enter code GD4279. |
John Denver - "Rocky Mountain High" ♫ ♫♫ ♫ ♫♫ ♫ ♫♫
Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor
Date: 8/27/2010
It's "John Denver Friday"! The song I've chosen for today is "Rocky Mountain High". Enjoy!
Date: 8/27/2010
It's "John Denver Friday"! The song I've chosen for today is "Rocky Mountain High". Enjoy!
Photo Of The Day - Friday, 8/27/2010
Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor
Date: 8/27/2010
Date: 8/27/2010
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| Matt Penning's German Potato Salad 'Sure do wish I had me some!!! |
Laugh Of The Day - Friday, 8/27/2010
Date: 8/27/2010
"It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like." ~ Jackie Mason
Quote Of The Day - Friday, 8/27/2010
Date: 8/27/2010
From Wikipedia ....
The following unverified quotation has been attributed to Alexander Tytler, most notably as part of a longer piece which began circulating on the Internet shortly after the 2000 U.S. Presidential Election:
"A democracy is always temporary in nature; it simply cannot exist as a permanent form of government. A democracy will continue to exist up until the time that voters discover that they can vote themselves generous gifts from the public treasury. From that moment on, the majority always votes for the candidates who promise the most benefits from the public treasury, with the result that every democracy will finally collapse due to loose fiscal policy, which is always followed by a dictatorship. The average age of the world's greatest civilizations from the beginning of history has been about 200 years. During those 200 years, these nations always progressed through the following sequence:
- From bondage to spiritual faith;
- From spiritual faith to great courage;
- From courage to liberty;
- From liberty to abundance;
- From abundance to complacency;
- From complacency to apathy;
- From apathy to dependence;
- From dependence back into bondage."
Two centuries ago, a somewhat obscure Scotsman named Tytler made this profound observation: "A democracy cannot exist as a permanent form of government. It can only exist until the majority discovers it can vote itself largess out of the public treasury. After that, the majority always votes for the candidate promising the most benefits with the result the democracy collapses because of the loose fiscal policy ensuing, always to be followed by a dictatorship, then a monarchy."
The list beginning "From bondage to spiritual faith" is commonly known as the "Tytler Cycle" or the "Fatal Sequence". Its first known appearance is in a 1943 speech "Industrial Management in a Republic" by H. W. Prentis, president of the Armstrong Cork Company and former president of the National Association of Manufacturers, and appears to be original to Prentis.
Bible Verse Of The Day - Friday, 8/27/2010
Date: 8/27/2010
John 15:18-19 – You do not belong to the world
"If the world hates you, keep in mind that it hated me first. If you belonged to the world, it would love you as its own. As it is, you do not belong to the world, but I have chosen you out of the world. That is why the world hates you." ~ John 15:18-19
Thursday, August 26, 2010
Hermann Hearsay Local Advertisers
Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor
Date: 8/26/2010
Date: 8/26/2010
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| For information about VeMMA ultra-premium liquid nutritional drinks and the VeMMA business opportunity, contact: Dick Schaefer Cell: 573-225-2582 Email: richardhschaefer@yahoo.com Website: www.dschaefer.vemma.com/ |
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| For information about the Watkins Business Opportunity or how to order premium quality Watkins Natural Products, contact Dick Schaefer at 573-225-2582 or richardhschaefer@yahoo.com or visit www.tsginfo.com and enter code GD4279. Dick Schaefer - Independent Associate #378589 |
Hermann Hearsay Performance Metrics
Date: 8/26/2010
Performance Metrics:
Total # FREE Subscribers: 000,349
Total # Premium Subscribers: 000,030
Total # Ultra Premium Subscribers: 000,004
Total # Platinum Lifetime Subscribers: 000,003
Subscribers Currently Online: 000,110
New Visitors Currently Online: 000,038
Alexa U.S. Traffic Ranking: 249,185
Alexa World Traffic Ranking: 952,811
Cumulative Postings Since Start-up: 612
Total # Subscriber Telethons, Raffles & Bake Sales: 0
Total $'s Recv'd From Politicians For Promotional Consideration: 0
Total # Subscriptions Revoked for Copyright Infringement: 0
Overall Financial Conditon: Solvent (w/o borrowed funs): Solvent
A. E. Newman Celebrates 50th Birthday
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| A. E. Newman What, me worry? |
Date: 8/26/2010
Hermann Hearsay's very first subscriber is A. E. Newman of Bland, MO. Mr. Newman is celebrating his 40th birthday today! I hope our readers will join me in wishing Alfred a very happy birthday! Though now 40, Alfred doesn't look a day over 16! Newman says he attributes his youthful looks to healthy living and "not worrying".
It's Gasconade County Commission Thursday! What pray tell will happen today?!
Date: 8/26/2010
It's that day of the week once again! The day that we all look forward to with great anticipation! It's Gasconade County Commission Thursday!
What will happen this morning in the road department meeting at Drake or the commission meeting at the courthouse? There's been a lot of speculation down at the coffee shop this morning!
- Will one of the commissioners be called a "lieing [expletive]", a "dirty [expletive]" or a "maggot-infested [expletive]" this morning? The boys at the coffee shop are taking bets.
- Will a concerned citizen's comments be tape-recorded and played back again on one of our local online "news" websites? Has Mike Jacquin spent any more of his personal money to have county documents copied?
- Will Commissioner Lairmore once again tell us all how much he supports the GCCS and wants to work with GCCS President Dale Ridder to get started with the courthouse preservation and restoration project?
- Will Presiding Commissioner Jost get red-faced and arbitrarily eject another senior citizen from the commission meeting?
- Will more documents be requested of Clerk Lietzow by Commissioner Penning?
- Will Commissioners Jost and Lairmore approve payment by the county to their personal attorneys for legal fees incurred during their defense in the now-famous salary overpayment lawsuit?
I won't be attending the meeting(s) this morning. It seems that people who attend the meeting frequently become the "story" instead of the official business of the commission being the "story". Some have their comments recorded and published alone "out-of-context" with no background explanation. Some have their photos taken during the meeting and are then called "gangsta rappers" the hatchetmen of the local media. Some are just summarily "ejected" from the meeting by Presiding Commissioner Jost. Instead of attending the meeting(s), I plan to watch the commission meeting on Hermann TV in the comfort of my home. That way I can eat popcorn, drink Diet Coke and burp should it become necessary.
Song Of The Day: Eric Clapton - "Cocaine" ♫ ♫♫ ♫ ♫♫ ♫ ♫♫
Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor
Date: 8/26/2010
It's "Eric Clapton Thursday"! A guitar instrumental from one of the best in the business .....
Date: 8/26/2010
It's "Eric Clapton Thursday"! A guitar instrumental from one of the best in the business .....
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