Monday, July 19, 2010

Laugh Of The Day - Monday, 7/19/2010

Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

From Rowan and Martin's 'Laugh In' TV series .....

Dick Martin: How about coming up to my place
Girl: Are you going to try anything fresh?
Dick Martin: Nope. Same old stuff.

Performance Metrics:
Total # FREE Subscribers: 000,345
Total # Premium Subscribers: 000,029
Total # Ultra Premium Subscribers: 000,004
Total # Platinum Lifetime Subscribers: 000,003
Subscribers Currently Online: 000,096
New Visitors Currently Online: 000,032
Alexa U.S. Traffic Ranking: 166,157
Total # Subscriber Telethons, Raffles & Bake Sales: 000,000

Reciprocal Websites:
www.dschaefer.vemma.com/ (Ultra Premium Nutritional Drinks)
www.ngnn.com/ (Hermann, New Haven and Owensville NEWS)
www.rivertownrecipes.blogspot.com/ (Food & Drink Recipes)
www.vemmadrinker.blogspot.com/ (Premium Nutritional Drinks)

Non-Reciprocal Websites:
www.dorasspinningwheel.com/ (Embroidered Caps, Shirts, Etc.)
www.timeforpie.com/ (Pie, Rolls, Scones, Coffee, Lattes & More)

Quote Of The Day - Monday, 7/19/2010

Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

"I never did give anybody hell. I just told the truth, and they thought it was hell."  ~ Harry S Truman




Performance Metrics:
Total # FREE Subscribers: 000,345
Total # Premium Subscribers: 000,029
Total # Ultra Premium Subscribers: 000,004
Total # Platinum Lifetime Subscribers: 000,003
Subscribers Currently Online: 000,096
New Visitors Currently Online: 000,032
Alexa U.S. Traffic Ranking: 166,157
Total # Subscriber Telethons, Raffles & Bake Sales: 000,000

Reciprocal Websites:
www.dschaefer.vemma.com/ (Ultra Premium Nutritional Drinks)
www.ngnn.com/ (Hermann, New Haven and Owensville NEWS)
www.rivertownrecipes.blogspot.com/ (Food & Drink Recipes)
www.vemmadrinker.blogspot.com/ (Premium Nutritional Drinks)

Non-Reciprocal Websites:
www.dorasspinningwheel.com/ (Embroidered Caps, Shirts, Etc.)
www.timeforpie.com/ (Pie, Rolls, Scones, Coffee, Lattes & More)

Friday, July 16, 2010

Branson Update #2

Published by Dick Schaefer, Contributing Writer and Part-time Investigative Reporter

Friday has arrived way too soon!  It's almost time to head back to the real world ..... unless, that is, I can talk Jimmy out of another week of vacation!  Wish me luck on that one!

Last night we saw 'Eras Of The King', an Elvis Presley tribute concert.  This concert was in Branson's oldest theatre, the 75 year-old Owens Theatre in Downtown Branson.  Joseph Hall, a 25 year-old Elvis impersonator is a great talent!  He has appeared several times on theTV show 'America's Got Talent'.  If you're an Elvis fan (and who isn't), you don't want to miss this show the next time you're in Branson.

As I compose this report, we are heading out for lunch at 'Mel's Hard Luck Diner' where we will be waited upon by singing and dancing servers.  That will be a unique experience, I'm sure!

Tonight we'll be heading out to the Mansion Theatre just north of Branson to see the 'Liverpool Legends', a Beatle's tribute concert which has been put together by Louise Harrison, the sister of the late George Harrison.  This show was recommended to me by young lady from Hermann who now lives with her father in Branson.

Performance Metrics:
Total # FREE Subscribers: 000,345
Total # Premium Subscribers: 000,029
Total # Ultra Premium Subscribers: 000,004
Total # Platinum Lifetime Subscribers: 000,003
Subscribers Currently Online: 000,096
New Visitors Currently Online: 000,032
Alexa U.S. Traffic Ranking: 153,315
Total # Subscriber Telethons, Raffles & Bake Sales: 000,000

Reciprocal Websites:
www.dschaefer.vemma.com/ (Ultra Premium Nutritional Drinks)
www.ngnn.com/ (Hermann, New Haven and Owensville NEWS)
www.rivertownrecipes.blogspot.com/ (Food & Drink Recipes)
www.vemmadrinker.blogspot.com/ (Premium Nutritional Drinks)

Non-Reciprocal Websites:
www.dorasspinningwheel.com/ (Embroidered Caps, Shirts, Etc.)
www.timeforpie.com/ (Pie, Rolls, Scones, Coffee, Lattes & More)

Politicians are like baby diapers .....

Published by Dick Schaefer, Contributing Writer and Part-time Investigative Reporter

In the 2006 movie "Man Of The Year", comedian Tom Dobbs (played by Robin Williams) becomes President of the United States.  When interviewed by Amy Poehler and Tina Fey on 'Saturday Night Live', Dobbs quips .....

"Politicians are like baby diapers.  They should be changed often ..... and for the same reason!"

On August 3rd, the citizens of Gasconade County will have a chance to make a change.  The change is long overdue.  And the stench has become unbearable!

VOTE LARRY MISKEL
FOR PRESIDING COMMISSIONER!

Performance Metrics:
Total # FREE Subscribers: 000,345
Total # Premium Subscribers: 000,029
Total # Ultra Premium Subscribers: 000,004
Total # Platinum Lifetime Subscribers: 000,003
Subscribers Currently Online: 000,096
New Visitors Currently Online: 000,032
Alexa U.S. Traffic Ranking: 153,315 
Total # Subscriber Telethons, Raffles & Bake Sales: 000,000

Reciprocal Websites:
www.bergerbaloneywithmayo.blogspot.com/ (Berger News)
www.dschaefer.vemma.com/ (Ultra Premium Nutritional Drinks)
www.heart2heartlyrics.blogspot.com/ (Song Lyrics)
www.hermannhookups.blogspot.com/ (Social Networking)
www.mid-missouri-mule-rides.blogspot.com/ (Family Fun)
www.ngnn.com/ (Hermann, New Haven and Owensville NEWS)
www.rivertownrecipes.blogspot.com/ (Food & Drink Recipes)
www.vemmadrinker.blogspot.com/ (Premium Nutritional Drinks)
www.watkinsonline.com/richardhschaefer (Watkins Products)

Non-Reciprocal Websites:
www.dorasspinningwheel.com/ (Embroidered Caps, Shirts, Etc.)
www.hermannadvertisercourier.com/ (The Hermann A-C)
www.hermannchamberofcommerce.com/ (Hermann C of C)
www.timeforpie.com/ (Pie, Rolls, Scones, Coffee, Lattes & More)

Thursday, July 15, 2010

Editorial Comment: UNITED FOR CHANGE

Published by Jimmy Oldsun, NDRIRSRWRAFTC & Editor

The publisher of another online daily "news service" has called for UNITY in Gasconade County.  He has called for PEACE between North and South.  He has called for those who are challenging the way in which the affairs of Gasconade County are managed to just hush their mouths and BE SILENT.  He wants the tire bidding controversy and other justifiable questioning about the proper management of Gasconade County to JUST GO AWAY!  

Ha ha ha!  Not so fast, Mr. Noedel!  Not so fast!

First of all, there is no conflict between North and South.  That's a "straw dog argument" you would have your readers believe, apparently for your own self-promotional purposes.  People in the northern district and in the southern district of this beautiful little county want many of the very same things.  Afterall, we are all the same people.  Oh yeah, we have intense rivalry in high school baseball, basketball and football.  I still recall my Hermann High School days when we competed fiercely against the Dutchmen in baseball and basketball.  (We didn't have football back in those days.)  We loved to beat them, and they loved to beat us!  But that was just a high school rivalry!

We must remember that we here in the north are linked to our brethren in the south by our common heritage, and we are linked by our shared values.  We all want honest, efficient and effective county government and municipal governments.  We want our local governments and community leaders to have the necessary vision to proactively move ahead for the future benefit of this county and all communities which make up the county ..... and not solely for the benefit of a few monied interests in any one community.  We all want our elected county leaders to maintain, preserve and upgrade (as needed) the assets of the county, leaving these assets for our children and grandchildren in better shape than they found them.  We want our leaders to proactively plan ahead for the future needs of our county and each community within the county.

No, Mr. Noedel, we the people of Gasconade County are NOT divided ...... NOR will we EVER allow ourselves to be divided by one unprofessional, self-promoting, publicity seeking "news publisher", NOR by two unprofessional, self-serving county commissioners who are fighting harder to protect the interests of certain monied interests in Owensville who have a building and property to pawn off on the county and to protect the financial interests of their family-owned tire businesses in Owensville rather than protecting the broader general interests of ALL Gasconade County taxpayers.

No, Mr. Noedel, the people of Gasconade County are smarter than you evidently think we are.  You underestimate us.  We understand that many of our county and community problems stem from a lack of visionary leadership in local government as well as an unhealthy preoccupation with the protection of certain monied interests in Owensville who continue to work for a change in the county seat.  In our county government, we have seen that Presiding Commissioner Jost and Southern District Associate Commissioner Lairmore have done absolutely NOTHING to move Gasconade County forward into the 21st century.  For all of your attempts to point the finger of blame singularly at Northern District Associate Commissioner Matt Penning, first elected to office in 2008, you CANNOT explain to your readers why the Jost-Lairmore controlled County Commission has been unable to move Gasconade County forward during their multiple terms of office.

In your recent article, Mr. Noedel, you bemoan the relatively high unemployment rate in Gasconade County.  Tell me then, how do you blame the high unemployment rate on Matt PenningRon Jost and Jerry Lairmore control the County Commission by a 2-1 vote, as they have for many years before Penning unseated Max Aubuchon.  What have Jost and Lairmore done to bring jobs to Gasconade County?  Where are all of those jobs that they will tell you they've brought to Gasconade County?  Where?!

Where is the improved infrastructure of Gasconade County?  Are the county roads and county bridges improved?  Has the county courthouse been maintained, preserved and restored?  Does the County Commission under Jost's leadership have a plan for the courthouse (other than to move it to Owensville)?  Has a sorely needed annex for expanded and modernized county offices been constructed?  Has the planning for it even begun under the Jost-Lairmore contolled County Commission.  And how have Jost and Lairmore managed the county's annual operating budget?  I think we all know the answer to that question!  They don't manage it.  They wait until the budget is in trouble and then react!

You see, Mr. Noedel, there really is UNITY in Gasconade County.  There is a growing UNITY OF OPINION that changes in county leadership are needed.  The citizens of Gasconade County are UNITED FOR CHANGE, Mr. Noedel.  You have just misread our mood.  That CHANGE will begin to come when we remove Ron Jost as Presiding Commissioner of Gasconade County on August 3rd and replace him with Larry Miskel.  That change will continue in November of 2012 when the voters of the Southern District of Gasconade County return Jerry Lairmore to the private sector and elect someone who better represents their interests.

Yes, Mr. Noedel, we the people of Gasconade County are finally UNITED FOR CHANGE!  We know where the problems in county government lay.  We know who IS to blame.  And we know who IS NOT to blame.  The citizens of Gasconade County will begin making the necessary CHANGES on August 3rd! 

VOTE FOR CHANGE! 
VOTE FOR LARRY MISKEL!

Performance Metrics:
Total # FREE Subscribers: 000,345
Total # Premium Subscribers: 000,029
Total # Ultra Premium Subscribers: 000,004
Total # Platinum Lifetime Subscribers: 000,003
Subscribers Currently Online: 000,096
New Visitors Currently Online: 000,032
Alexa U.S. Traffic Ranking: 153,315
Total # Subscriber Telethons, Raffles & Bake Sales: 000,000

Reciprocal Websites:
www.bergerbaloneywithmayo.blogspot.com/ (Berger News)
www.dschaefer.vemma.com/ (Ultra Premium Nutritional Drinks)
www.heart2heartlyrics.blogspot.com/ (Song Lyrics)
www.hermannhookups.blogspot.com/ (Social Networking)
www.mid-missouri-mule-rides.blogspot.com/ (Family Fun)
www.ngnn.com/ (Hermann, New Haven and Owensville NEWS)
www.rivertownrecipes.blogspot.com/ (Food & Drink Recipes)
www.vemmadrinker.blogspot.com/ (Premium Nutritional Drinks)
www.watkinsonline.com/richardhschaefer (Watkins Products)

Non-Reciprocal Websites:
www.dorasspinningwheel.com/ (Embroidered Caps, Shirts, Etc.)
www.hermannadvertisercourier.com/ (The Hermann A-C)
www.hermannchamberofcommerce.com/ (Hermann C of C)
www.timeforpie.com/ (Pie, Rolls, Scones, Coffee, Lattes & More)



Matt Penning Consents To Exclusive Interview With HermannNEWS.com

Published by Jimmy Oldsun, NDRIRSRWRAFTC & Editor

Northern District Associate Commissioner Matt Penning doesn't do many interviews with the local press.  But Mr. Penning recently consented to an exclusive interview with Anna Wiegenstein of HermannNEWS.com.  According to reliable sources, Penning's interview with Ms. Wiegenstein was filmed this week.  We expect that it will be published any day now.

Hermann Hearsay is a supporter of Matt Penning.  Hermann Hearsay also has a reciprocal website linking agreement with HermannNEWS.com.  We like their fair and balanced local news reporting, and they apparently like our local political commentary.  We are happy to see that Matt did his exclusive interview with Anna WiegensteinAnna is a fair and balanced, highly accurate,
professional young reporter.  She's a true journalist without a personal agenda.  We are confident that Anna's interview with Matt will be accurate and unbiased.

Look for Anna's hard-hitting exclusive interview with Matt Penning at:  http://www.hermannnews.com/ .  My source tells me that Matt Penning doesn't pull any punches in this revealing interview!

Performance Metrics:
Total # FREE Subscribers: 000,345
Total # Premium Subscribers: 000,029
Total # Ultra Premium Subscribers: 000,004
Total # Platinum Lifetime Subscribers: 000,003
Subscribers Currently Online: 000,096
New Visitors Currently Online: 000,032
Alexa U.S. Traffic Ranking: 153,315
Total # Subscriber Telethons, Raffles & Bake Sales: 000,000

Reciprocal Websites:
www.dschaefer.vemma.com/ (Ultra Premium Nutritional Drinks)
www.ngnn.com/ (Hermann, New Haven and Owensville NEWS)
www.rivertownrecipes.blogspot.com/ (Food & Drink Recipes)
www.vemmadrinker.blogspot.com/ (Premium Nutritional Drinks)

Non-Reciprocal Websites:
www.dorasspinningwheel.com/ (Embroidered Caps, Shirts, Etc.)
www.timeforpie.com/ (Pie, Rolls, Scones, Coffee, Lattes & More)

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Branson Update #1

Published by Dick Schaefer, Contributing Writer and Part-time Investigative Reporter

Having a great time down here in Branson!  Branson has grown a lot since I last visited in 1995.

Great Ozark Mountain scenery, great entertainment, great food, great timeshare condo accomodations!  I could actually see myself retiring down here.  It'll be either here in Branson or in Columbia.

Matt Penning advised we checkout Landry's Seafood Restaurant on the strip (Hwy. 76).  We've been there twice already and will probably hit it a third time before we leave Branson!  Good recommendation, Matt!  We also found a great Italian restaurant on Green Mountain Drive in Branson ..... Florentina's Italian Restaurant.  I absolutely love it!  We'll probably visit it one more time before returning to Hermann.

I'm really enjoying the live entertainment in Branson!  All shows are reasonably priced, and so far we've been fortunate to have had great seating!  Two shows in the first row, center stage.  Two shows in the second row, center stage.  And one show in the seventh row, center stage.  So far we've seen 'Always, Patsy Cline' (A great Patsy Cline impersonator sings Patsy's hit songs and tells her life story.  Lisa Layne sounds EXACTLY like and has all the mannerisms of country singing legend Patsy Cline.), 'Legends in Concert' (Great impersonations of the Blues Brothers, Little Richard, Alan Jackson, Britney Spears and Elvis Presley.), 'Bill Medley In Concert' with daughter McKenna Medley (Bill Medley of the Righteous Brothers is still going strong at age 69!), 'John Denver Tribute' (James Garrett and his band do a fantastic job with John Denver's music as they relate interesting stories of John Denver's life.), and the 'Brett Family' (A very talented musical family!  I missed them when they appeared in Hermann, so I wanted to see them in Branson.)

Tonight we're headed out to see 'NOAH The Musical', a Bible story brought to life on the largest stage in Branson, a wrap-around stage over 300 feet wide.  Thursday night we have tickets for an Elvis show. 'Eras Of The King', at the Owens Theatre in Downtown Branson.  And on Friday night, we'll be seeing the 'Liverpool Legends' (A Beatles concert which we have been told is super!) 

Life is good in Branson, Missouri!  If, like me, you haven't been to Branson in a number of years, make plans to visit again.  If you've never been to Branson, put it on your 'Bucket List'.

Now, if you're not really "into" the live entertainment in Branson, there is great sport fishing and recreational boating on the surrounding lakes:  Lake Tanneycomo, Table Rock Lake and Bull Shoals.  Years ago, when I had my bass boat, I fished all three lakes.  Beautiful mountain surroundings!  And I occasionally even caught a fish!  There are also some great golf courses, and from what I've observed, they don't seem to be "over-played".  I'm sure you'll be able to schedule tee-times!

Gotta run now!  Just wanted to take a few moments from my vacation time to tell you about the sparkling jewel of southwest Missouri which is Branson!

Saturday, July 10, 2010

Headed to Branson, for a week or two of R&R .......

Published by Dick Schaefer, Contributing Writer and Part-time Investigative Reporter

I'm on my way down to Branson.  I haven't been down there in about 15 years, so I'm really looking forward to the shows, the lakes and hopefully some good restaurants!

If you want to know what happens at the County Commission Meetings, I urge you to attend the meetings yourself.  Or you can always go to HermannNEWS.com and read Anna Weigenstein's reports on the meetings.  Don Kruse might also choose to cover the next few meetings.

Well, I've got to run!

Friday, July 9, 2010

A Special Song Dedication To My Special "Friends" From 'Tator_Tot' And Me

Published by Dick Schaefer, Contributing Writer and Part-time Investigative Reporter

Premium subscriber 'Tator_Tot', our computer literate cat from Villa Ridge, sent me an email suggesting I post the following song.  I listened to it and liked it!  I had never before heard of the singer 'Jaron', but I may become a fan!  (Note:  Jaron's full name is 'Jaron Lowenstein'.)

So, from cool cat 'Tator_Tot' and me, this song goes out to my special "friends" .....



THANKS TATOR!

The County Tire Controversy ..... Part IV: Why does Jeff Noedel, CNL Publisher, go out of his way to slam Matt Penning every chance he gets?

Published by Dick Schaefer, Contributing Writer and Part-time Investigative Reporter

Well, Hermann Hearsay readers and concerned taxpayers, we've finally come to Part IV of my four-part series on the Gasconade County controversy.  I've tried to lay out the material facts of the controversy over the purchasing of tires and tires services in the county.  I've tried to provide some facts and figures.  I've tried to explain why Northern District Associate Commissioner Matt Penning has been concerned about the"irregularities" he has found in the paid tire and tire services invoices he has examined during the approximate four year period from 4/18/2005 through 7/25/2009.  I have tried to tell you why he and others (myself included) believe that Presiding Commissioner Ron Jost and Southern District Associate Commissioner Jerry Lairmore made a very unwise decision on 7/1 when they both voted to move to a "no-bid" purchasing program for tires and tire services.

The local reporting about this county controversy as been more than "interesting" to observe.  I don't know what your observations have been, but my observations have been as follows:
  1. Don Kruse at The Hermann Advertiser-Courier hasn't covered every County Commission Meeting during which this topic has been prominently debated.  However, when Don has reported on this controversy, he has been very professional .... fair and balanced, factual and accurate.  Don is a good journalist who received his formal education and training in journalism at Lincoln University in Jefferson City.  I wish Don could attend all the Commission Meetings, but being the only reporter at The A-C, Don is forced to prioritize where he spends his time and what he reports.
  2. Anna Wiegenstein at HermannNEWS.com has attended most of the County Commission Meetings during which this topic has been debated.  Anna's reports are also very professional .... fair and balance, factual and accurate.  Anna is a young reporter who graduated from the University of Iowa in Iowa City.  She is a good journalist now.  She will one day be a great journalist.  Glenn and Carol Warnebold got a "good one" when they hired Anna and brought her to Hermann!
  3. Dave Marner, Managing Editor, at the Gasconade County Republican attends County Commission Meetings when they are held in Owensville.  His attendance at County Commission Meetings in Hermann has been spotty at best, although I will have to say that Mr. Marner is "Johnny-on-the-spot" when tipped off that something controversial is going to be discussed such as the tire contract controversy or when tipped off that someone is going to be "ambushed" during a County Commission Meeting.  I didn't really care for his article about the tire contract controversy which was printed in this week's edition of the GCR.  I judged the article to be inaccurate and one-sided.  My understanding is that Mr. Marner has a degree in photo-journalism.
  4. Jeff Noedel, publisher of CountyNewsLIVE.com, covers the County Commission Meetings very regularly.  Mr. Noedel also covers the Thursday morning (7 a.m.) Road and Bridge Deparment Meetings, particularly when he has been tipped off that something controversial is going to be discussed.  Mr. Noedel's reports about tire contract debates at the County Commission Meetings and Road and Bridge Department Meetings have been (in my opinion) one-sided, biased and more focused on the interpersonal sparring that goes on between the Commissioners than upon the actual facts of the county's poorly managed tire and tire services purchasing program.  I think it is obvious to most observers that Mr. Noedel regularly goes out of his way to cast Northern District Associate Commissioner Matt Penning in the worst possible light he can ..... every chance he can.  I have found Mr. Noedel's reports during these tire contract debates to be biased, one-sided, often inaccurate and often embarrassingly superficial with absolutely NO probing into the actual facts of the matter.  To my knowledge, Mr. Noedel has NO formal education or training in the field of journalism.  It shows!
Why does Jeff Noedel, CNL Publisher, go out of his way to slam Matt Penning every chance he gets?  I haven't been the only person to observe this.  This dynamic has been going on for a very long time.  It didn't begin with the county tire contract controversy, and it will NOT likely end with the county tire contract controversy.

Why does a self-proclaimed "unbiased and independent journalist" do what Noedel does?  To be more specific:
  1. Why did Noedel involve himself (along with Commissioners Jost and Lairmore) in the group pile-on accusation, interrogation and brow-beating of Commissioner Penning at the 7/1 Road and Bridge Department Meeting?  Not very "unbiased and independent" if you ask me!  Very unprofessional for a news reporter at any level!  Take a look at Noedel's self-reported, self-incriminating, "copyrighted, all rights reserved", transcript evidence yourself by clicking on:  http://www.countynewslive.com/content/2010/jul/08/full-transcript-last-thursdays-county-road-department-debate  (As a side note, one has to wonder why Presiding Commissioner Jost permitted Mr. Noedel, who has been elected to NO position of authority by the citizens of Gasconade County, would participate in the aggressive, inquisition-style cross-examination of Associate Commissioner Penning?  The only thing these guys didn't do during the cross-examination of Penning was to water-board him!)
  2. Why does Noedel "huddle" with Clerk Lesa Lietzow, Presiding Commisioner Ron Jost, and Southern District Associate Commissioner Jerry Lairmore in the County Clerk's office immediately after so many of the County Commission Meetings?  Afterall, Presiding Commissioner Jost (to his credit) always calls for comments and questions from all meeting attendees at the conclusion of each meeting.  If Noedel has questions or comments, why doesn't he voice them at the appropriate time instead of following Lietzow, Jost and Lairmore like a little puppy back into the Clerk's office when the meeting is over?  I'm not a "journalist", so I can't pretend to know the meaning of these actions.  I only know that I never observe journalists Don Kruse or Anna Wiegenstein participate in these exclusive "post-meeting huddles".  They sit in the open portion of the Commission Meetings, they take notes of the meeting, they take a photo or two and then they ask a question (if they have one) and only when invited to do so by the Presiding Commissioner.
  3. Why does Noedel exchange email messages with Southern District Associate Commissioner Jerry Lairmore and his son, Kyle Lairmore?  What gives with that?  The emails I have seen (there are several) aren't just friendly casual communications which seek to ask honest and legitimate questions about county business or Missouri Deparment of Conservation business.  No siree Bob!  I would have NO problem with such email communications.  But the ones I have seen contain bitter hate speech directed against various individuals such as Matt Penning, Sharon Meyer, Mike Jacquin and me.  Now, I'm a big boy!  "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me!"  Bring it on, Jeffy Pooh!  But I am concerned about my friends.  What kind of "unbiased and independent journalist" engages in this type of paranoid, hate-driven email communication with an elected public official and his son who is a state employee? 
  4. Why does Noedel avoid reporting on the hard facts of the tire contract controversy, choosing instead to parrot the accusations of Jost and Lairmore, who claim that Penning's concerns about county tire and tire services purchasing and accounting are strictly motivated by politics?  Why doesn't Noedel do his homework?  Why doesn't Noedel do some thorough investigative reporting?  Is it because that kind of reporting is too dull, because facts and figures make the eyes of busy readers glaze over, etc.?  Or is it because it would turn up real facts which contradict what Jost and Lairmore are saying?  My friends, is it because Mr. Noedel has long ago decided who he was going support and who he was going to slam ...... with absolutely NO regard for the actual merits of their respective positions?
In my opinion, Mr. Noedel has lost whatever "journalistic objectivity" he may have ever had.  Instead of reporting ON the story, Mr. Noedel has increasingly become PART of the story!  As a "journalist", Mr. Noedel has unfortunately lost all credibility in this community.  More and more, he is becoming the laughing stock of this community!  It is time to move on, Mr. Noedel!

Thursday, July 8, 2010

Sunshine, Lollipops and Rainbows

Published by Dick Schaefer, Contributing Writer and Part-time Investigative Reporter

This one goes out to all of my dear friends who have been stabbing me in the back and conspiring to ambush me .....

Why oh why pray tell can't we all just get along?!  Blowing warm sunshine, lollipops and rainbows your way!  Sweet kisses too!  Ha ha ha!


The County Tire Contract Controversy ..... Part III: Analysis Of And Irregularities Found In Prior Year Tire and Tire Services Invoices

Published by Dick Schaefer, Contributing Writer and Part-time Investigative Reporter

There are lots of people bopping their gums and writing all kinds of distortions in their online "news" sites and newspaper about Gasconade County's tire and tire services usage and purchasing procedures.  I wish more of the county officials, managing editors and "news" publishers who are misrepresenting and distorting the facts would actually have the slightest inkling about what they are talking about.  Maybe they do know what is going on or maybe they simply find it in their own best self-interest to protect the status quo.

There is ONE county official, however, who actually does know what he is talking about when it comes to the subject of the county's tire and tire services usage and purchasing procedures.  That county official is Northern District Associate Commissioner Matt PenningMatt Penning has no interest in any retail tire and tire services shop anywhere within the county or without.  Matt Penning has no brother, father, son, nephew or relative of any kind in the local tire and tire services business.  Matt Penning has absolutely NO conflict of interest insofar as the matter of county tire and tire services purchasing is concerned.  His ONLY interest is in doing the best possible job he can for the county's taxpayers.  His ONLY interest is in seeing to it that the county receives the BEST VALUE (price and quality) when purchasing tires and tire services. 

I personally know that Penning regrets the need to withhold pay raises and employee benefits from county employees due to budget difficulties.  That is why he challenges the county's expenditures for materials, supplies, equipment and services every chance he gets.  That is why he challenges the inefficient tire and tire services purchasing procedures of the past which the "good old boys" endeavor to protect!

Presiding Commissioner Ron Jost and Southern District Associate Commissioner Jerry Lairmore claim that Matt Penning is just playing politics.  Lazy reporters/publishers like Dave Marner of the Gasconade Couny Republican and Jeff Noedel of CNL lap it right up as they rush to their keyboards and file baseless reports.  And then there are those who are too lazy to examine the true facts of the matter themselves.  They just buy into the BIG LIE that friends of Jost and Lairmore publish!  Let me set the record clear!  Penning has raised these tire and tire services purchasing issues during the past several weeks, because the annual tire contract was due to be let on 7/1 and because his previous attempts to reform the tire and tire services bidding procedures have been rejected.  (2 to 1 vote.)

I'm tired of all the fogging, all the spinning, all the posturing and all the misrepresentations and misreporting!  Let's talk about the facts for a change!  Let's talk about some factual information that Jost and Lairmore don't want to talk about .... information they don't want you to know about!  Let's talk about some stuff that our local media representatives who delight in publishing stories which slam Commissioner Penning have been either too lazy, too intimidated or too "bought off" to investigate and report on themselves.

Here we go!

What follows hereinbelow is a breakdown by category for Gasconade County's tire and tire service expenditures for the period from 4/18/2005 thru 7/25/2009 based upon copies of invoices provided to me back in 2009.  I provided my analysis to Commissioner Penning last year.  Since that time he has been trying to persuade the other two Commissioners that reforms are needed in the way the county purchases tires and tire services.  Matt Penning has been unsuccessful, but not because he hasn't tried very hard.  You see, he is out-voted 2 to 1 everytime he attempts to change the "good old boy tire purchasing" system.

2005 (starting with 4/18/2005 invoice)*

  • Tires/Tubes (included in county bid spec): $6,366.96 (34.4%)
  • Tires/Tubes (NOT included in bid spec): $7,119.10 (38.5%)
  • Tire Casing Credits (NOT included in bid spec): $0.00 (0.0%)
  • Service Calls (included in bid spec): $618.00 (3.3%
  • Change/Repair/Balance Labor (NOT included in spec): $2,329.00 (12.6%)
  • Other Labor (NOT included in bid spec): $410.00 (2.2%)
  • Batteries (NOT included in bid spec): $291.80 (1.6%)
  • Parts & Miscellaneous (NOT included in bid spec): $1,353.53 (7.3%)
  • Tire & Battery Disposal Fees (NOT included in bid spec): $3.50 (nil)
Sub-Total Items Included In Bid Spec: $6,984.96 (37.8%)

Sub-Total Items NOT Included In Bid Spec: $11,506.93 (62.2%)

Total of All Expenditures for Tires and Tire Services: $18,491.89

* This represents an analysis of invoices provided to me. Note, however, that invoices dated 1/1/2005 thru 4/17/2005 were not made available for this analysis.

2006

  • Tires/Tubes (included in county bid spec): $13,422.50 (53.3%)
  • Tires/Tubes (NOT included in bid spec): $7,600.22 (30.2%)
  • Tire Casing Credits (NOT included in bid spec): $0.00 (0.0%)
  • Service Calls (included in bid spec): $417.00 (1.7%)
  • Change/Repair/Balance Labor (NOT included in spec): $3,023.00 (12.0%)
  • Other Labor (NOT included in bid spec): $0.00 (0.0%)
  • Batteries (NOT included in county bid spec): $147.90 (0.6%)
  • Parts & Miscellaneous (NOT included in bid spec): $541.06 (2.1%)
  • Tire & Battery Disposal Fees (NOT included in bid spec): $42.00 (0.2%)
Sub-Total Items Included In Bid Spec: $13,839.50 (54.9%)

Sub-Total Items NOT Included In Bid Spec: $11,354.18 (45.1%)

Total of All Expenditures for Tires and Tire Services: $25,193.68


2007

  • Tires/Tubes (included in county bid spec): $14,390.88 (66.7%)
  • Tires/Tubes (NOT included in bid spec): $3,244.93 (15.0%)
  • Tire Casing Credits (NOT included in bid spec): $0.00 (0.0%)
  • Service Calls (included in bid spec): $714.00 (3.3%)
  • Change/Repair/Balance Labor (NOT included in spec): $2,327.25 (10.8%)
  • Other Labor (NOT included in bid spec): $211.25 (1.0%)
  • Batteries (NOT included in bid spec): $111.90 (0.5%)
  • Parts & Miscellaneous (NOT included in bid spec): $555.12 (2.6%)
  • Tire & Battery Disposal Fees (NOT included in bid spec): $25.00 (0.1%)
Sub-Total for Items Included In Bid Spec: $15,104.88 (70.0%)

Sub-Total for Items NOT Included In Bid Spec: $6,475.45 (30.0%)

Total of All Expenditures for Tires and Tire Services: $21,580.33


2008

  • Tires/Tubes (included in county bid spec): $19,313.42 (66.1%)
  • Tires/Tubes (NOT included in bid spec): $4,530.20 (15.5%)
  • Tire Casing Credits (NOT included in bid spec): $70.00 (0.2%)
  • Service Calls (included in bid spec): $1,142.75 (3.9%)
  • Change/Repair/Balance Labor (NOT included in spec): $3,417.0 (11.7%)
  • Other Labor (NOT included in bid spec): $132.50 (0.5%)
  • Batteries (NOT included in bid spec): $0.00 (0.0%)
  • Parts & Miscellaneous (NOT included in bid spec): $446.39 (1.5%)
  • Tire & Battery Disposal Fees (NOT included in bid spec): $179.00 (0.6%)
Sub-Total for Items Included In Bid Spec: $20,456.17 (70.0%)

Sub-Total for Items NOT Included In Bid Spec: $8,775.09 (30.0%)

Total of All Expenditures for Tires and Tire Services: $29,231.26


2009 (thru 7/25/2009)**

  • Tires/Tubes (included in county bid spec): $12,657.56 (74.3%)
  • Tires/Tubes (NOT included in bid spec): $2,087.26 (12.3%)Tire Casing Credits (NOT included in bid spec): $0.00 (0.0%)
  • Service Calls (included in county bid spec): $466.50 (2.7%)
  • Change/Repair/Balance Labor (NOT included in spec): $1,675.50 (9.8%)
  • Other Labor (NOT included in bid spec): $0.00 (0.0%)
  • Batteries (NOT included in bid spec): $0.00 (0.0%)
  • Parts & Miscellaneous (NOT included in bid spec): $140.26 (0.8%)
  • Tire & Battery Disposal Fees (NOT included in bid spec): $9.00 (0.05%)
Sub-Total for Items Included In Bid Spec: $13,124.06 (77.0%)

Sub-Total for Items NOT Included In Bid Spec: $3,912.02 (23.0%)

Total of All Expenditures for Tires and Tire Services: $17,036.08

** This represents an analysis of invoices provided. Note, however, that invoices dated 7/26/2009 thru today's date were not made available for this analysis.

Based Upon All Tire And Tire Services  Invoices Examined From 4/18/2005 To 7/25/2009

  • Tires/Tubes (included in county bid spec): $66,151.32 (59.3%)
  • Tires/Tubes (NOT included in bid spec): $24,581.71 (22.0%)
  • Tire Casing Credits (NOT included in bid spec): $70.00 (0.06%)
  • Service Calls (included in bid spec): $3,358.25 (3.0%)
  • Change/Repair/Balance Lbr (NOT included in bid spec): $12,771.7 (11.5%)
  • Other Labor (NOT included in bid spec): $753.75 (0.7%)
  • Batteries (NOT included in bid spec): $551.60 (0.5%)
  • Parts & Miscellaneous (NOT included in bid spec): $3,036.36 (2.7%)
  • Tire & Battery Disposal Fees (NOT included in bid spec): $258.50 (0.2%)
Grand Total for Items Included In Bid Spec: $69,509.57 (62.3%)

Grand Total for Items NOT Included In Bid Spec: $42,023.67 (37.7%)

Grand Total of All Expenditures for Tires & Tire Services: $111,533.24

From this analysis, we can see that the county has only been bidding out 62.3% of its total tire and tire services expenditures. I recommend that the county revise and improve its tire and tire service bid specifications to make it more comprehensive. I advise that this work be performed by the Road and Bridge Department Superintendent under the close direction of the County Commission.

The big opportunities for improvement of the county's tire and tire services bid specification are as follow:

  1. add in a number of "odd" tire specifications which are not currently included,
  2. add in change labor, repair labor, tire plug labor, tire mounting labor, etc.,
  3. add in large tire casing credit (which the county has generally not been getting),
  4. add in the labor rate(s) for other non-tire servicing labor,
  5. add in prices for batteries most commonly used, and
  6. combine the Road and Bridge Department tire contract with the Sheriff's Department tire business and bid the whole package out together so as to attract more and better bids.
Ever see this kind of detailed analysis in the County Commission Meeting Minutes?  Ever see this kind of detailed analysis in any county newspapers or any county news online websites?  You don't have to answer; I already know the answer!  We've got to demand more out of the local press!

Now let's talk about what Commissioner Penning and I found when we poured through all those tire and tire services invoices.  It was absolutely shocking!  Eye-opening to say the very least!

Here's what we found:
  1. Jost Tire Co. invoices and a few Central Tire Co. invoices unsigned by ANY representative of the county,
  2. Jost Tire Co. invoices signed or initialed by Presiding Commissioner Ron Jost on behalf of the county,
  3. Jost Tire Co. invoices signed by Jost Tire employees "for" the receiving county employee and initialed under the signature,
  4. Duplicate invoices from Jost Tire Co.  (Did we actually pay twice for the same tires and tire services?  I hope not!),
  5. Inconsistent recording of truck # and mileage as well as grader # and hours,
  6. A few Jost Tire Co. invoices which reflected tire pricing which was higher than pricing previously accepted in their bid pricing,
  7. Jost Tire Co. invoices for the same tire purchase or tire service for the same truck or road grader repeated on surprisingly short time intervals and absent any record of truck mileage or grader hours,
  8. Central Tire Co. invoices where credits for tire casings were actually given .... but not for very long and only for a total of amount of $70, and
  9. NO Jost Tire Co. invoices reflecting any used tire casing credit whatsoever.  NONE!  NADA!
It has been obvious that changes in procedures are sorely needed.  We are told that some of the
problems I have listed will be solved with the implementation of new procedures.  Well, for the sake of Gasconade County taxpayers, I hope that will in fact be the case!

So, Hermann Hearsay nation, I hope you will agree with me that Northern District Associate Commissioner Penning was entirely justified in raising the issues he has raised!  I hope you will agree with me that scrapping the county's competive bidding process altogether vs. tightening it up by including items (37.7% of the total) that had not previously been included in the sloppy county tire and tire services bid specification was the WRONG thing to do!  I hope you will agree with me that the county should carefully examine the pros and cons of combining the Road and Bridge Department tire and tire services business with the Sheriff's Department tire and tire services business into ONE BIG BID PACKAGE.  The votes taken by Presiding Commissioner Jost and Southern District Associate Commissioner Lairmore during the 7/1 Commissioners Meeting will result in less than optimum tire and tire services purchasing.  I hope you will agree with me that their votes were unwise.  You will have to determine for yourselves whether their votes were also unethical and in violation of one or more Missouri state statutes.

Performance Metrics:
Total # FREE Subscribers: 000,345
Total # Premium Subscribers: 000,029
Total # Ultra Premium Subscribers: 000,004
Total # Platinum Lifetime Subscribers: 000,003
Subscribers Currently Online: 000,096
New Visitors Currently Online: 000,032
Alexa U.S. Traffic Ranking: 161,588
Total # Subscriber Telethons, Raffles & Bake Sales: 000,000

Reciprocal Websites:
www.dschaefer.vemma.com/ (Ultra Premium Nutritional Drinks)
www.ngnn.com/ (Hermann, New Haven and Owensville NEWS)
www.rivertownrecipes.blogspot.com/ (Food & Drink Recipes)
www.vemmadrinker.blogspot.com/ (Premium Nutritional Drinks)

Non-Reciprocal Websites:
www.dorasspinningwheel.com/ (Embroidered Caps, Shirts, Etc.)
www.timeforpie.com/ (Pie, Rolls, Scones, Coffee, Lattes & More)

Photo Of The Day - Thursday, 7/8/2010

Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor


Adam Wainwright
St. Louis Cardinals' Pitcher

Performance Metrics:
Total # FREE Subscribers: 000,345
Total # Premium Subscribers: 000,029
Total # Ultra Premium Subscribers: 000,004
Total # Platinum Lifetime Subscribers: 000,003
Subscribers Currently Online: 000,096
New Visitors Currently Online: 000,032
Alexa U.S. Traffic Ranking: 161,588
Total # Subscriber Telethons, Raffles & Bake Sales: 000,000

Reciprocal Websites:
www.bergerbaloneywithmayo.blogspot.com/ (Berger News)
www.dschaefer.vemma.com/ (Ultra Premium Nutritional Drinks)
www.heart2heartlyrics.blogspot.com/ (Song Lyrics)
www.hermannhookups.blogspot.com/ (Social Networking)
www.mid-missouri-mule-rides.blogspot.com/ (Family Fun)
www.ngnn.com/ (Hermann, New Haven and Owensville NEWS)
www.rivertownrecipes.blogspot.com/ (Food & Drink Recipes)
www.vemmadrinker.blogspot.com/ (Premium Nutritional Drinks)
www.watkinsonline.com/richardhschaefer (Watkins Products)

Non-Reciprocal Websites:
www.dorasspinningwheel.com/ (Embroidered Caps, Shirts, Etc.)
www.hermannadvertisercourier.com/ (The Hermann A-C)
www.hermannchamberofcommerce.com/ (Hermann C of C)
www.timeforpie.com/ (Pie, Rolls, Scones, Coffee, Lattes & More)

Laugh Of The Day - Thursday, 7/8/2010

Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

“In three months I've gone from network television to Twitter to performing live in theaters, and now I'm headed to basic cable. My plan is working perfectly.”  ~ Conan O'Brien

Performance Metrics:
Total # FREE Subscribers: 000,345
Total # Premium Subscribers: 000,029
Total # Ultra Premium Subscribers: 000,004
Total # Platinum Lifetime Subscribers: 000,003
Subscribers Currently Online: 000,096
New Visitors Currently Online: 000,032
Alexa U.S. Traffic Ranking: 161,588
Total # Subscriber Telethons, Raffles & Bake Sales: 000,000

Reciprocal Websites:
www.dschaefer.vemma.com/ (Ultra Premium Nutritional Drinks)
www.ngnn.com/ (Hermann, New Haven and Owensville NEWS)
www.rivertownrecipes.blogspot.com/ (Food & Drink Recipes)
www.vemmadrinker.blogspot.com/ (Premium Nutritional Drinks)

Non-Reciprocal Websites:
www.dorasspinningwheel.com/ (Embroidered Caps, Shirts, Etc.)
www.timeforpie.com/ (Pie, Rolls, Scones, Coffee, Lattes & More)

Quote Of The Day - Thursday, 7/8/2010

Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

Another quote from El Rushbo for all you "dittoheads" out there .....

“Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.”  ~ Rush Limbaugh

Performance Metrics:
Total # FREE Subscribers: 000,345
Total # Premium Subscribers: 000,029
Total # Ultra Premium Subscribers: 000,004
Total # Platinum Lifetime Subscribers: 000,003
Subscribers Currently Online: 000,096
New Visitors Currently Online: 000,032
Alexa U.S. Traffic Ranking: 167,272
Total # Subscriber Telethons, Raffles & Bake Sales: 000,000

Reciprocal Websites:
www.dschaefer.vemma.com/ (Ultra Premium Nutritional Drinks)
www.ngnn.com/ (Hermann, New Haven and Owensville NEWS)
www.rivertownrecipes.blogspot.com/ (Food & Drink Recipes)
www.vemmadrinker.blogspot.com/ (Premium Nutritional Drinks)

Non-Reciprocal Websites:
www.dorasspinningwheel.com/ (Embroidered Caps, Shirts, Etc.)
www.timeforpie.com/ (Pie, Rolls, Scones, Coffee, Lattes & More)