Monday, June 21, 2010

Laugh Of The Day - Monday, 6/21/2010

Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

"How 'I Love Lucy' was born? We decided that instead of divorce lawyers profiting from our mistakes, we'd profit from them."  ~ Lucille Ball

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Quote Of The Day - Monday, 6/21/2010

Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

"This is the beginning of a new day.
God has given me this day to use as I will.
I can waste it ... or use it for good, but
What I do today is important, because
I am exchanging a day of my life for it!
When tomorrow comes, this day will be gone forever,
Leaving in its place something that I have traded for it.
I want it to be gain and not loss;
Good and not evil;
Success and not failure;
In order that I shall not regret
The price that I have paid for it."


Dr. W. Heartsill Wilson


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Sunday, June 20, 2010

Happy Father's Day

From the Staff at Hermann Hearsay .....


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Willie Nelson - Poncho and Lefty

Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

It's Wille Nelson Sunday once again!  The HH staff has been given today off to celebrate Father's Day.  Wishing all of our readers a great Father's Day.  If you're going to be outside, watch the heat and take several canteens of water along!  Don't run out of water like Poncho did!



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Saturday, June 19, 2010

Editorial Comment - Reporters Running Around All Over The Place .... But Are You Getting The News That Is Really Important?

Published by Jimmy Oldsun, NDRIRSRWRAFTC & Editor

In our small town of Hermann, we now have three news organizations ....... plus, of course, Hermann Hearsay which is a completely different kind of "news" site altogether. HH is more of local news analysis site. HH reports on the reporters.

Sometimes I feel that we must have more reporters per 100 residents than any other place in the entire world. We seem to have two or three reporters covering every local event or public meeting. I've been wondering if there is so much news to report in our small town that we really need three news organizations to cover it all.

With all of this "news reporting" fire-power, one might think that "no stone is currently going unturned" in the frenetic search for the BIG local news scoops.

Our three news organizations are: The Hermann Advertiser-Courier (a traditional newspaper with an electronic newspaper option), Hermann News (an online news website) and County News LIVE (another online news website).

Between these three news organizations, what kind of news stories do they cover? Well, let's just take an inventory:

  1. city government news
  2. county government news
  3. state government news
  4. community news
  5. community events
  6. civic organization news
  7. civic organization events
  8. school news
  9. school events
  10. obituaries
  11. display ads
  12. classified ads
  13. birth announcements
  14. engagement announcements
  15. anniversary announcements
  16. sports (high school, collegiate and professional)
  17. weather
  18. fishing reports
  19. human interest articles
  20. news reports about news site record-breaking performances
  21. and so on and so on.
Well, I think you kinda get the picture. Nothing too controversial. Nothing too penetrating. Nothing that requires any real, hard-nosed investigative reporting.

So what kind of news stories are they NOT covering? As I see it, if the story is complex, potentially controversial or requires a fair amount of investigation or analysis over a long period of time, then the story just doesn't get covered. Afterall, why not just take the easy way out and report on the easy stories? Why not avoid controversy and avoid making enemies? Why not take the path of least resistance? In my opinion, that seems to be the thinking by our local news media.

And why does this kind of "lazy" reporting continue? Why is it the same with all three news organizations? To answer that question, let me pose the following questions: Are the businesses and organizations which advertise with these three news organizations demanding more hard-hitting investigative reporting, more thorough and complete analysis? Are the subscribers to these three news services demanding that the quality of reporting improve?

Well, I think we have our answer. There is no pressure on local news media to improve the quality of their "reporting". We really have no investigative reporting to speak of at the local level. News organizations here at the local level are primarily interested in selling subscriptions and advertising. Hard-hitting investigative journalism tends to make waves, ruffle feathers. Hard-hitting investigative journalism stirs controversy. Sometimes it even makes enemies. The truth can sometimes embarrass important people. And that can be harmful to daily readership and subscription rates which in turn can be harmful to advertising support.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, Jimmy! That's all fine in theory! But what about in actual practice? What are some of the stories which should be investigated? And why are these stories so much more important than the local high school baseball scores, the obituaries, the fluff pieces about somebody's pretty flower garden, the photos of the muddy, mangled, overturned vehicles, etc?

OK, fair enough! Here are some of the stories which I think should be investigated and reported on:

  1. How much exactly (based upon county records) has been spent on the maintenance and preservation of the County Courthouse in Hermann during the past 10 years? By comparison, how much has been spent on maintenance and preservation of county courthouses and administrative offices by surrounding counties? Why has so little been spent to maintain and preserve our county courthouse? Is it not a valuable asset which should be maintained and preserved? Who has been responsible for this gross negligence and dereliction of duty? Who has been arguing to budget more for courthouse maintenance and preservation?
  2. How much in the way of over-charges via double-billing, billing for tires and services improperly received due to conflict of interest, etc. has been paid to county tire suppliers over the past ten years? How did this occur? Why have there been no management and financial controls in place to prevent this over-payment for tires and tires services? Why, when it is the general practice in the industry to do so, were no credits given to Gasconade County for the used carcasses of large truck and grader tires? Why has the tire and tire service bid specification been so woefully incomplete and inadequate for so many years when we have had two commissioners who have years of experience in the retail tire and tire service business?
  3. How many elected Gasconade County officials are guilty of using county assets for personal business or entertainment purposes? County assets like vehicles, tools, computers, etc.? Does the county have written policies prohibiting the personal use of county assets? If not, why not?
  4. State auditors conducted thorough audits in 2002 and 2006. Their audit findings and recommendations were presented to the County Commissioners after these audits. What has become of the recommendations made by the state auditors?
  5. Why are Lowenbaum and Associates of Clayton, Missouri being retained at a cost of $1200 per year to provide legal counsel to Gasconade County when the county already pays hefty salaries to the Prosecuting Attorney Ada Brehe-Krueger and her Assistant, also an attorney? What is the current hourly charge for legal services? What will be the increased hourly rate after July 1? How long have Lowenbaum and Associates represented the county? Why? What is the last time this service was bid out? Should law firms headquartered within Gasconade County be permitted to provide this legal service, if indeed really needed?
  6. How many people are on the Hermann City payroll for the City Streets Department and the City Utilities Department? What do they all do? Why does it take them so long to complete projects?
  7. What's the story behind Pigg Hollow Drive? How much money has Gasconade County spent on this road near Owensville over the years? Why has this county road with so few residents living along it received so much attention?
  8. What are the results of the 2010 state audit of Gasconade County? Why will the results of these audits NOT be reported until AFTER the elections? State level politicians scratching the backs of county level politicians?
  9. Why have the citizen volunteers stopped doing work at the Gasconade County Courthouse? Which county office holders have encouraged volunteerism? Which county office holders have discouraged it?
  10. Etc., etc., etc. I could go on and on.
I think you can see there are many worthwhile stories out there which would require a fair amount of digging for the facts. I think you will agree with me that these stories are of a much greater import to the community at large than the most recent high school baseball score, the most recent vehicle which slid off Highway 100, or the current number of paid subscribers which a particular daily online "news" service is so proud of reporting on a mind-numbing frequency.

If you agree with me, I suggest you contact the local "news" service(s) upon which you rely for your "news" information and ask them to begin investigating and reporting on the REAL stories in the Hermann area and in Gasconade County.

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CNL Advertises "Cheap" Subscription Rate

Published by Jimmy Oldsun, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

6 cents per issue ..... That's the advertised subscription price over at CNL.  Judging from the way they advertise their subscription rate, they must be proud to be CHEAP.

All I can say is ..... "You get what you pay for!"

CNL ..... "Cheap News LIVE"!

Hermann Hearsay nation, if you remember anything that I've ever written on this website, I want you to remember the following words of profound wisdom:

“There is hardly anything in the world that some man cannot make a little worse and sell a little cheaper, and the people who consider price only are that man's lawful prey."  ~ John Ruskin

"What is the cheapest to you now is likely to be the dearest to you in the end."  ~ John Ruskin

The above advice is worth much, much more than 6 cents.  But dear readers, since you are my friends, I offer this advice to you free of charge!

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Laugh Of The Day - Saturday, 6/19/2010

Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

Responding to a request for response from Jeff Noedel, CNL Publisher, regarding the concerns about the county tire bid process and failure of Jost Tire Company to provide credits for used tire carcasses, concerns which were raised during the 6/17 County Commission Meeting by Matt Penning, Gasconade County Northern District Associate Commissioner .....

"Matt could have brought-up these concerns at the road department, with the two of us. But he didn't say a word until he got in front of the camera...it was a set-up. It's all smoke. He's just trying to damage Ron to try to tilt the election. The people of Gasconade County aren't dumb. They can see right through this."

Ha ha ha ha ha!  ROTFLMAO!  (For those you who aren't into "instant messaging" or "text messaging", ROTFLMAO means "rolling on the floor laughing my ass off".)

I don't know which one these two pathetic, clown characters to laugh at more!  Commissioner Lairmore for "fogging and obfuscating" the important and quite legitimate issue which was raised by Commissioner Penning, that being .... "Where did the money for those tire credits which were never provided to the county by Jost Tire Company ultimately go?"  Or Mr. Noedel, the local blogger masquerading as a "journalist", for reporting the "fog" created by Jerry Lairmore rather than the underlying legitimate issue that is important to taxpayers?!

You're absolutely right, Jerry!  The people of Gasconade County "AREN'T DUMB".  They can see right through your sleazy, subject-avoiding B.S.!!!!

And Mr. Noedel, why is it you constantly go out of your way to wittingly or unwittingly "conspire" with Commissioner Lairmore in these kind of obvious, misguided attempts to stick it in Commissioner Penning's anal cavity?  (Excuse the graphic language, but I want to express myself in a way that you two guys can understand!)  Mr. Noedel, take a que from your buddy, Jerry Lairmore.  As Jerry said ... "The people of Gasconade County AREN'T DUMB." They can see through your biased, one-sided "reporting".  The people of Gasconade County are indeed intelligent and perceptive.  Mr. Noedel, you haven't fooled anyone by printing Lairmore's comments about the legitimate concerns which Penning has raised about the county's tire bid process.  By printing B.S. like Lairmore's comments, rather than digging into the issue and printing the embarrassing facts which Commissioner Penning is attempting to bring to light, an approach that a real "journalist" would employ, you bring great discredit upon yourself.  As a self-proclaimed "journalist", you are a joke!  CNL ..... "Comic News LIVE"!

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Photo Of The Day - Saturday, 6/19/2010

Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor


'Scout' helping out with the laundry.
'Scout', now 10 weeks old, lives in Tampa, FL. 
She is Dick Schaefer's grandpuppy.

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Quote Of The Day - Saturday, 6/19/2010

Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

Referring to used tire carcass credits never given to Gasconade County by Jost Tire Company of Owensville .....

"Gentlemen, where did that money go?  We need to find out!"  ~ Matt Penning, Gasconade County Northern District Associate Commissioner

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Friday, June 18, 2010

Editorial Comment: Elect Larry Miskel Presiding Commissioner of Gasconade County

Published by Jimmy Oldsun, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

Hermann Hearsay proudly endorsed Larry Miskel for Presiding Commissioner of Gasconade County several weeks ago.  Your vote is crucially important on August 3, so be sure to get out and cast it for Larry Miskel!

Some of Larry's qualifications and experiences include:
  • Decorated Veteran with 22 years military service
  • Degree in Businss Administration
  • Small business owner
  • Mayor of Hermann
  • Proven leadership ability
  • Proven fiscal conservative
  • 30+ years experience in management and asset control
  • Active member of Hermann Lions Club
  • Active member of Hermann Eagles
ELECT LARRY MISKEL
PRESIDING COMMISSIONER
Vote
Tuesday, August 3

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Photo Of The Day - Friday, 6/18/2010

Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor


Hermann Hearsay's Most Recent FREE Subscriber, 'Sammy'
Sammy doesn't comment often, but we apprciate him nevertheless!
He reads HH every single day!

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Laugh Of The Day - Friday, 6/18/2010

Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

Ed Norton to Ralph Cramden in the 'Honeymooners' .....

"Look, just don't get upset. You're gettin' all upset now. Let's calm down and look nice when we get down there. There's no sense in getting upset. Now listen, the boys in the sewer, there, when we get upset we got a little motto... a little saying that gives us comfort in time of need. Maybe I can pass it on to you. May I favor you with this little ode? "When the tides of life turn against you, and the current upsets your boat. Don't waste those tears on what might have been, just lay on your back and float."  ~ Ed Norton (played by Art Carney)

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Quote Of The Day - Friday, 6/18/2010

Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

"The most rewarding things you do in life are often the ones that look like they cannot be done."  ~ Arnold Palmer


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Charlie Farquharson's Weekend Weather Report, June 18 - 20

Published by Charlie Farquharson, Weekend Weather Reporter

Good mornin', Hermann Hearsay subscribers!

I'm as happy as a chicken scratchin' up earthworms to be doin' my third Hermann Hearsay weekend weather report for you folks!

I "hearsay" that the weather this weekend is gonna be unseasonably hot and humid. A real scorcher! Hot as a tin roof on top of a chicken coop in the middle of July!  Mid 90s kind of hot!  Don't think I'll be needin' my sweater this weekend!

You're gonna be seein' a lot of sunshine this Friday, Saturday and Sunday!  So wear sunscreen and sunglasses if you're gonna be outside. Wear light weight and light color cotton clothing too!  Stay away from the alcohol and coffee as much as possible as they tend to dehydrate you ..... and you sure don't need that in this infernal heat!

Today, it's gonna be hotter than a pepper sprout with a high temperature of 96° F (102° F "feel like" temperature) droppin' to a low of 72° F tonight.  Now, we have a strong probability of a thunderstorm in the late afternoon, but I can't be sure of the % probability right here in Hermann. My weather instrumentation has been givin' me fits recently. I'm guessin' that the chance of precipitation will be about 10 to 20%.

On Saturday, it's gonna be just as hot with a high temperature of 94° F (104° F "feel like" temperature) droppin' to a low of 75° F during the night.  Again, there will be a strong probability of a thunderstorm in the afternoon.

On Sunday, Fathers' Day, the temperatures will inch up further. Our high temperature will be 97° F (106° F "feel like" temperature) droppin' to a low of 72° F during the night.  It will be mostly sunny with a chance of a thunderstorm in the afternoon!

Folks, now don't you forget to water your dogs, cats, chickens and livestock and provide them a shady place under a big tree this weekend!  Even feral cats should be given water.  Don't leave a dog, a baby or a small child in a closed-up automobile either.

Well, that's about it folks!

For KORN and Hermann Hearsay, this is Charlie Farquharson signin' off and wishin' you a wonderful weekend!

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Definition of Terms: Fogging, Spinning and Obfuscating

Published by Dick Schaefer, Part-time Contributing Writer and Special Investigative Reporter

In my 6/17 article about this week's County Commission Meeting, I used the terms "fogging", "spinning" and "obfuscating" to describe practices or tricks often used in the Commission Meetings by Gasconade County Presiding Commissioner Ron Jost and Southern District Associate Commissioner Jerry Lairmore.  These practices or tricks need to be understood by the citizens of Gasconade County.  Jost and Lairmore need to cease and desist from employing these political tricks.  There is no place in honest county government for these cheap, cowardly, time-wasting political practices.  Hermann Hearsay is pledged to calling out politicians every time these practices are used.

fog 1 (fôg, fg)
n.
1. Condensed water vapor in cloudlike masses lying close to the ground and limiting visibility.
2.
a. An obscuring haze, as of atmospheric dust or smoke.
b. A mist or film clouding a surface, as of a window, lens, or mirror.
3. A cloud of vaporized liquid, especially a chemical spray used in fighting fires.
4.
a. A state of mental vagueness or bewilderment.
b. Something that obscures or conceals; a haze: shrouded their actions in a fog of disinformation.
5. A blur on a developed photographic image.

v. fogged, fog·ging, fogs
v.tr.
1. To cover or envelop with or as if with fog.
2. To cause to be obscured; cloud.
3. To make vague, hazy, or confused: a memory that had been fogged by time.
4. To obscure or dim (a photographic image).

v.intr.
1. To be covered with or as if with fog.
2. To be blurred, clouded, or obscured: My glasses fogged in the warm air.
3. To be dimmed or obscured. Used of a photographic image.

spin (spn)
v. spun (spn), spin·ning, spins
v.tr.
1.
a. To draw out and twist (fibers) into thread.
b. To form (thread or yarn) in this manner.
2. To form (a web or cocoon, for example) by extruding viscous filaments.
3. To make or produce by or as if by drawing out and twisting.
4.
a. To relate or create: spun tales for the children.
b. To prolong or extend: spin out a visit with an old friend.
5. To cause to rotate swiftly; twirl.
6. To shape or manufacture by a twirling or rotating process.
7. To provide an interpretation of (a statement or event, for example), especially in a way meant to sway public opinion: "a messenger who spins bogus research into a vile theology of hatred" (William A. Henry III).
8. Slang To play (a phonograph record or records), especially as a disc jockey.

v.intr.
1. To make thread or yarn by drawing out and twisting fibers.
2. To extrude viscous filaments, forming a web or cocoon.
3. To rotate rapidly; whirl. See Synonyms at turn.
4. To seem to be whirling, as from dizziness; reel: My head spun after doing a cartwheel.
5. To ride or drive rapidly.
6. To fish with a light rod, lure, and line and a reel with a stationary spool.

n.
1. The act of spinning.
2. A swift whirling motion.
3. A state of mental confusion.
4. Informal A short drive in a vehicle: took a spin in the new car.
5. The flight condition of an aircraft in a nose-down, spiraling, stalled descent.
6.
a. A distinctive point of view, emphasis, or interpretation: "Dryden . . . was adept at putting spin on an apparently neutral recital of facts" (Robert M. Adams).
b. A distinctive character or style: an innovative chef who puts a new spin on traditional fare.
7. Physics
a. The intrinsic angular momentum of a subatomic particle. Also called spin angular momentum.
b. The total angular momentum of an atomic nucleus.
c. A quantum number expressing spin angular momentum.

ob·fus·cate (bf-skt, b-fskt)
tr.v. ob·fus·cat·ed, ob·fus·cat·ing, ob·fus·cates
1. To make so confused or opaque as to be difficult to perceive or understand: "A great effort was made . . . to obscure or obfuscate the truth" (Robert Conquest).
2. To render indistinct or dim; darken: The fog obfuscated the shore.
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[Latin obfuscre, obfusct-, to darken : ob-, over; see ob- + fuscre, to darken (from fuscus, dark).]
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obfus·cation n.
ob·fusca·tory (b-fsk-tôr, -tr, b-) adj.