Quote Of The Day - Saturday, 5/22/2010

Published by Lois Lame, Subscriber Services, Lifestyles Reporting, and Cool YouTube Music Videos

"I don't consider myself an offensive guy. I am just a harmless lovable little fuzzball."  ~ Rush Limbaugh 

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Photo Of The Day - Saturday, 5/22/2010

Published by Lois Lame, Subscriber Services, Lifestyles Reporting, and Cool YouTube Music Videos

Tator Tot, Computer Literate Cat

Hermann Hearsay Premium Subscriber

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Charlie Farquharson's Weekend Weather Report

Published by Jimmy Oldsun, NDRIRSRWRAFTC & Editor,
and Charlie Farquharson, Weekend Weather Reporter

We've intentionally stayed away from reporting on the daily weather.  Other local online news services are already reporting on the daily weather, and we figured you could just turn on your TV or radio or go to http://www.weather.com/ to get the weather report.  So daily weather reporting has not been a high priority for us.

Not until now that is!  Charlie Farquharson of the KORN radio station has agreed to do a special homespun weekend weather report for us.  We thought we'd give it a shot!

Here's Charlie ......

Good mornin', Hermann Hearsay subscribers!
I'm as happy as a pig in poop to be doin' the weekend weather report for you folks!
I "hearsay" that the weather this weekend is gonna be unseasonably hot and humid.  A real scorcher!
You're gonna be seein' lots of sunshine on Saturday and Sunday both!
Wear sunscreen and sunglasses if you're gonna be outside.
Today the temperatures will be in the 80s, droppin' to the 60s tonight.
Sunday the temperatures will soar into the 90s.
Folks, now don't you forget to water your chickens and livestock and provide them a shady place under a big tree.
Don't think we'll have any rain, but a pop-up shower or two is a distinct possibility.
Well, that's about it folks!
For KORN, this is Charlie Farquharson signin' off and wishin' you a nice weekend!

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Hermann Hearsay Makes Journalism History With Best Ever Alexa U. S. Traffic Ranking!

Published by Jimmy Oldsun, NDRIRSRWRAFTC & Editor

Hermann Hearsay is climbing the charts at Alexa.com!  Today our Alexa U. S. Traffic Ranking reached 81,800.  We've never been ranked this high before.  Our goal is to reach 12,000 by June 30, 2012.  We are closing the gap in U. S. traffic ranking between us and CNL.  CNL publisher Jeff Noedel doesn't think we can catch him, but his over-confidence will allow us to do just that!

We need more FREE Subscribers and more Premiun Subscribers in order to close the gap with CNL.  Please refer your friends, relatives and business associates to our rapidly growing website!  We have benefits not provided by any other local news media outlet ....... FREE subscriptions with very few "hidden" articles, a friendly horse mascot named 'Herkimer', premium golf caps for our special premium subscribers, subscriber fish fries in the summer, keg parties in the winter and so on and so forth.

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http://www.ngnn.com/ (Hermann NEWS & New Haven NEWS ONLINE)

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Hermann Hearsay Golf Caps Arrive!

Published by Lois Lame, Subscriber Services, Lifestyles Reporting, and Cool YouTube Music Videos

The long-awaited HH golf caps have finally arrived!  The HH logo with 'Herkimer' looks great on the caps!  Thanks to Dora Vinson of Dora's Spinning Wheel on Schiller Street for making our caps!

If you're a Premium Subcriber give us a call so we can make arrangements to deliver your cap!

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Laugh Of The Day - Friday, 5/21/2010

Published by Lois Lame, Subscriber Services, Lifestyles Reporting, and Cool YouTube Music Videos

“I feel sorry for people who don't drink. They wake up in the morning and that's the best they're going to feel all day.”  ~ Dean Martin

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Quote Of The Day - Friday, 5/21/2010

Published by Lois Lame, Subscriber Services, Lifestyles Reporting, and Cool YouTube Music Videos

"Teachers open the door, but you must enter by yourself."  ~ Author unknown, Chinese fortune cookie from Panda Buffet

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Photo Of The Day - Friday, 5/21/2010

Published by Lois Lame, Subscriber Services, Lifestyles Reporting, and Cool YouTube Music Videos

Giant catfish caught by Clark Kant and Jimmy Oldsun

Gasconade River

Thursday, 5/20/2010

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Hermann Hearsay Staff Off To Fishing Retreat On The Gasconade River

Published by Jimmy Oldsun, NDRIRSRWRAFTC & Editor

Every now and then I find it beneficial to take the staff off on a "retreat" where we can all relax, rest and do some team-building.  On Wednesday and Thursday of his week, we will be fishing on the Gasconade River.  My motto is "The team that plays together stays together."  We will be back on duty Friday.

In the meantime, just click on one or more of the following links for local Hermann news, sports and political commentary:

(In alphabetical order)

http://www.countynewslive.com/
http://www.hermannadvertisercourier.com/
http://www.ngnn.com/

Our colleagues all do a mighty fine job of reporting the local news.  But none of them know how to kick back and relax.  Those crazy workaholics work 24/7 non-stop.  Not at Hermann Hearsay!  Here at Hermann Hearsay, we are practically pros at rest and relaxation technigues.  That's why our staff never gets burnt out!

If we catch any fish, we'll filet the damned things and put 'em in Clark's freezer.  Then this summer, we'll throw a big fish fry for all of our Premium Subscribers.  So please get your memberships converted to Premium now so you'll qualify for an invitation to our big summer fish fry!

See you again on Friday!

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Laugh Of The Day - Tuesday, 5/18/2010

Published by Lois Lame, Subscriber Services, Lifestyles Reporting, and Cool YouTube Music Videos

"One of these days, Alice. Pow! Right in the kisser!"  ~ Jackie Gleason

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http://www.ngnn.com/ (Hermann NEWS & New Haven NEWS ONLINE)

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Quote Of The Day - Tuesday, 5/18/2010

Published by Lois Lame, Subscriber Services, Lifestyles Reporting, and Cool YouTube Music Videos

"When one door closes another door opens; but we so often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door, that we do not see the ones which open for us."  ~ Alexander Graham Bell

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http://www.ngnn.com/ (Hermann NEWS & New Haven NEWS ONLINE)

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Photo Of The Date - Tuesday, 5/18/2010

Published by Lois Lame, Subscriber Services, Lifestyles Reporting, and Cool YouTube Music Videos

Alfred E. Newman

Loyal Hermann Hearsay Premium Subscriber

Owner and Operator of Mid-Missouri Mule Rides

Bland, MO

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Joke Of The Day - Monday, 5/17/2010

Published by Lois Lame, Subscriber Services, Lifestyles Reporting, and Cool YouTube Music Videos

"Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing."  ~ Redd Foxx

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http://www.ngnn.com/ (Hermann NEWS & New Haven NEWS ONLINE)

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Quote Of The Day - Monday, 5/17/2010

Published by Lois Lame, Subscriber Services, Lifestyles Reporting, and Cool YouTube Music Videos

"Great things are accomplished only by the perfection of minor details."  ~ Author Unknown

(Another Chinese fortune cookie quote from the Panda Buffet.  Yes folks, we eat at the Panda Buffet in Hermann quite a lot!)

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http://www.ngnn.com/ (Hermann NEWS & New Haven NEWS ONLINE)

http://www.rivertownrecipes.blogspot.com/ (Food & Drink Recipes)

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http://www.timeforpie.com/ (Pie, Rolls, Scones, Coffee, Lattes & More)

Photo Of The Day - Monday, 5/17/2010

Published by Lois Lame, Subscriber Services, Lifestyles Reporting, and Cool YouTube Music Videos

'Scout', Dick Schaefer's New Baby "Granddog"

Dick Schaefer, one of our Premium Subcribers reported to us that he has a new baby "granddog" .... a little girl named 'Scout'.  Dick's daughter, Lauren Schaefer, recently purchased the 5 week-old purebred American Cocker Spaniel from a dog breeder in Lake Wales, Florida.  Lauren attends The University of South Florida in Tampa where she is pursuing a Ph.D. degree in psychology.  Lauren, who received her B.S. degree from Mizzou, is now into her second year of a six year graduate program at USF.  Dick is justifiably proud of both his daughter and his new baby "granddog".  Rumor has it that Dick is handing out "It's a Girl!" cigars around Hermann, telling anyone who will listen about his baby "granddog".

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http://www.ngnn.com/ (Hermann NEWS & New Haven NEWS ONLINE)

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High Hill Woman Wins 'Name The Mascot Contest'

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One of our regular readers from High Hill, MO has won Hermann Hearsay's 'Name The Mascot Contest'.  She prefers that we NOT publish her real name, but publish her Username instead.  Her Username is 'RedHot'.

RedHot's winnng name entry was 'Herkimer'.  We thought that was a name that fit our mascot best, and apparently our readers did as well.  The other names that were in the running were:  'Hearsay', 'Hermie' and 'Hubert'.  In the end, our readers chose 'Herkimer'.

'RedHot' will receive a Premium Subscription to HH along with two FREE passes to A. E. Newman's Mid-Missouri Mule Rides in Bland, MO.

Thanks to all who participated in our contest!  And special thanks to 'RedHot' for submitting the winning name for our mascot. 

We are the very first Hermann news service to have a mascot.  'Hermann Hearsay' is out there on the leading edge of modern-day journalism once again!

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Willie Nelson - "Cowboys Are Frequently Secretly Fond Of Each Other"

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Friends, it's that time of the week again!  It's "Willie Nelson Sunday"!  A day of rest for the over-worked staff here at Hermann Hearsay, and a day when our readers are treated to some great Willie Nelson songs!

And now, without further ado, here for your listening enjoyment is Willie's "Cowboys Are Frequently Secretly Fond Of Each Other".

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Photo Of The Day - Sunday, 5/16/2010

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The tail end of Beula Bowelmovement's horse 'Brandy'

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Joke Of The Day - Sunday, 5/16/2010

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"We frequently hear of people dying from too much drinking. That this happens is a matter of record. But the blame almost always is placed on whisky. Why this should be I never could understand. You can die from drinking too much of anything - coffee, water, milk, soft drinks and all such stuff as that. And so long as the presence of death lurks with anyone who goes through the simple act of swallowing, I will make mine whisky."  ~ W. C. Fields

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Quote Of The Day - Sunday, 5/16/2010

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"I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it."  ~ Voltaire (Francois Marie Arouet)

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