Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Hermann Hearsay Staff Off To Fishing Retreat On The Gasconade River

Published by Jimmy Oldsun, NDRIRSRWRAFTC & Editor

Every now and then I find it beneficial to take the staff off on a "retreat" where we can all relax, rest and do some team-building.  On Wednesday and Thursday of his week, we will be fishing on the Gasconade River.  My motto is "The team that plays together stays together."  We will be back on duty Friday.

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Our colleagues all do a mighty fine job of reporting the local news.  But none of them know how to kick back and relax.  Those crazy workaholics work 24/7 non-stop.  Not at Hermann Hearsay!  Here at Hermann Hearsay, we are practically pros at rest and relaxation technigues.  That's why our staff never gets burnt out!

If we catch any fish, we'll filet the damned things and put 'em in Clark's freezer.  Then this summer, we'll throw a big fish fry for all of our Premium Subscribers.  So please get your memberships converted to Premium now so you'll qualify for an invitation to our big summer fish fry!

See you again on Friday!

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6 comments:

  1. Catch a big one, Jimmy!

    Jethro

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  2. Those smallmouth bass ought to be pickin' up plastic worms, Jimmy!

    Bill

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  3. This fish are biting in the Missouri River, Jimmy!

    Vic Kramer

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  4. I can bring some wabbit stew to your fish fry this summer, Jimmy!

    Elmer

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  5. You all have a great time but be careful out there. The Gasconade should be flowing pretty good today. Bring back a nice little bass or a few bluegill. They're mighty tasty. mmmmmmrrrrrow.

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  6. Jimmy'
    Be sure and take a lot of those blue pills to help you with those really BIG fish! Wish I was fishing like you, good luck. The Happy Shouvler

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