Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Hermann Hearsay Projects Win By Larry Miskel

Published by Dick Schaefer, Unpaid, Part-time Contributing Writer and Amateur Investigative Reporter

Based upon the results of exit polling conducted at key voting locations throughout the county, Hermann Hearsay is now able to project Larry Miskel as the winner in the Republican primary for Presiding Commissioner.  Other news media will report the actual voting results later tonight and tomorrow, but Hermann Hearsay is the first to project Miskel as the winner in this hotly contested county-wide race.

UPDATE:  The final count is in.  The County Clerk's office is indicating a narrow win by Ron Jost.  As it stands at 1:55 a.m. Wednesday, 8/4, Jost has won a third term by the narrowest of margins .... barely 16 votes.  Had only 8 of Jost's vote gone the other way, we would have had a tie.  Our exit polling data based upon a small sampling at several key voting locations predict a narrow win by Miskel.  Our statisticians are going back to check our sampling responses and our calculations.  The actual final results do not "square" with our exit polling data.

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1 comment:

  1. Glad you let me know, so I can watch the Cardinals rather than watch CNL's live election coverage!

    Elmer

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