Er uh, Mr. Noedel, please excuse me, but did you know that .......

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..... your 7 inches is really only 5.125 inches!

You touted your 7 inch photos recently at CNL while at the same time disparaging "postage-size" photos on "other" sites.  However, when I put a tape measure up to the photo you displayed in your article, I came up with a measurement of 5.125 inches.  Now that was with my laptop "zoom level" set at 100%.  Maybe you are using a 125% or 150% "zoom level".  Everything looks bigger with higher "zoom levels"!

Hermann Hearsay nation, don't be fooled by wildly exaggerated claims on competing local news sites!  Check 'em out with your tape measure like we do!

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