Lex Luthor Resurfaces

Published by Jimmy Oldsun, Staff Reporter

You'll never believe who I ran into yesterday afternoon at Time For Pie!  It was my old nemesis, Lex Luthor.  Lex has mellowed out since the ol' days, and during the intervening years since we last knew each other, he has become quite philosophical.  We had a far-ranging conversation as we sipped our hot coffee.

Lex is conversant in just about any subject you might bring up ....... from national politics and international economic issues to fine wines and bluegrass music.  And whatever you do, don't get him started on conspiracy theories!  That's where he lights up and talks your ears off as he goes off the deep end with his theories about international banking, one world government control and modern medicine!

Somehow we got to talking about wine.  Well, Hermann's a wine town, so why not?!  Lex and I don't agree on much, but we both agreed that red wines are our personal favorites.  While I favor  cabernet, merlot, shiraz and norton, he is a die-hard chianti wine connoisseur.  Turns out Lex had a few bottles of the stuff in his car.  And as we left the coffee shop, Lex was kind enough to give me one of his prized bottles of chianti.

It was very kind of Lex to part with a bottle of his favorite wine.  His kindness will be not be forgotten.  And it will be repaid!

Jimmy Oldsun
Staff Reporter