Friday, June 18, 2010

Editorial Comment: Elect Larry Miskel Presiding Commissioner of Gasconade County

Published by Jimmy Oldsun, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

Hermann Hearsay proudly endorsed Larry Miskel for Presiding Commissioner of Gasconade County several weeks ago.  Your vote is crucially important on August 3, so be sure to get out and cast it for Larry Miskel!

Some of Larry's qualifications and experiences include:
  • Decorated Veteran with 22 years military service
  • Degree in Businss Administration
  • Small business owner
  • Mayor of Hermann
  • Proven leadership ability
  • Proven fiscal conservative
  • 30+ years experience in management and asset control
  • Active member of Hermann Lions Club
  • Active member of Hermann Eagles
ELECT LARRY MISKEL
PRESIDING COMMISSIONER
Vote
Tuesday, August 3

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Photo Of The Day - Friday, 6/18/2010

Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor


Hermann Hearsay's Most Recent FREE Subscriber, 'Sammy'
Sammy doesn't comment often, but we apprciate him nevertheless!
He reads HH every single day!

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Laugh Of The Day - Friday, 6/18/2010

Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

Ed Norton to Ralph Cramden in the 'Honeymooners' .....

"Look, just don't get upset. You're gettin' all upset now. Let's calm down and look nice when we get down there. There's no sense in getting upset. Now listen, the boys in the sewer, there, when we get upset we got a little motto... a little saying that gives us comfort in time of need. Maybe I can pass it on to you. May I favor you with this little ode? "When the tides of life turn against you, and the current upsets your boat. Don't waste those tears on what might have been, just lay on your back and float."  ~ Ed Norton (played by Art Carney)

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Quote Of The Day - Friday, 6/18/2010

Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

"The most rewarding things you do in life are often the ones that look like they cannot be done."  ~ Arnold Palmer


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Charlie Farquharson's Weekend Weather Report, June 18 - 20

Published by Charlie Farquharson, Weekend Weather Reporter

Good mornin', Hermann Hearsay subscribers!

I'm as happy as a chicken scratchin' up earthworms to be doin' my third Hermann Hearsay weekend weather report for you folks!

I "hearsay" that the weather this weekend is gonna be unseasonably hot and humid. A real scorcher! Hot as a tin roof on top of a chicken coop in the middle of July!  Mid 90s kind of hot!  Don't think I'll be needin' my sweater this weekend!

You're gonna be seein' a lot of sunshine this Friday, Saturday and Sunday!  So wear sunscreen and sunglasses if you're gonna be outside. Wear light weight and light color cotton clothing too!  Stay away from the alcohol and coffee as much as possible as they tend to dehydrate you ..... and you sure don't need that in this infernal heat!

Today, it's gonna be hotter than a pepper sprout with a high temperature of 96° F (102° F "feel like" temperature) droppin' to a low of 72° F tonight.  Now, we have a strong probability of a thunderstorm in the late afternoon, but I can't be sure of the % probability right here in Hermann. My weather instrumentation has been givin' me fits recently. I'm guessin' that the chance of precipitation will be about 10 to 20%.

On Saturday, it's gonna be just as hot with a high temperature of 94° F (104° F "feel like" temperature) droppin' to a low of 75° F during the night.  Again, there will be a strong probability of a thunderstorm in the afternoon.

On Sunday, Fathers' Day, the temperatures will inch up further. Our high temperature will be 97° F (106° F "feel like" temperature) droppin' to a low of 72° F during the night.  It will be mostly sunny with a chance of a thunderstorm in the afternoon!

Folks, now don't you forget to water your dogs, cats, chickens and livestock and provide them a shady place under a big tree this weekend!  Even feral cats should be given water.  Don't leave a dog, a baby or a small child in a closed-up automobile either.

Well, that's about it folks!

For KORN and Hermann Hearsay, this is Charlie Farquharson signin' off and wishin' you a wonderful weekend!

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Definition of Terms: Fogging, Spinning and Obfuscating

Published by Dick Schaefer, Part-time Contributing Writer and Special Investigative Reporter

In my 6/17 article about this week's County Commission Meeting, I used the terms "fogging", "spinning" and "obfuscating" to describe practices or tricks often used in the Commission Meetings by Gasconade County Presiding Commissioner Ron Jost and Southern District Associate Commissioner Jerry Lairmore.  These practices or tricks need to be understood by the citizens of Gasconade County.  Jost and Lairmore need to cease and desist from employing these political tricks.  There is no place in honest county government for these cheap, cowardly, time-wasting political practices.  Hermann Hearsay is pledged to calling out politicians every time these practices are used.

fog 1 (fôg, fg)
n.
1. Condensed water vapor in cloudlike masses lying close to the ground and limiting visibility.
2.
a. An obscuring haze, as of atmospheric dust or smoke.
b. A mist or film clouding a surface, as of a window, lens, or mirror.
3. A cloud of vaporized liquid, especially a chemical spray used in fighting fires.
4.
a. A state of mental vagueness or bewilderment.
b. Something that obscures or conceals; a haze: shrouded their actions in a fog of disinformation.
5. A blur on a developed photographic image.

v. fogged, fog·ging, fogs
v.tr.
1. To cover or envelop with or as if with fog.
2. To cause to be obscured; cloud.
3. To make vague, hazy, or confused: a memory that had been fogged by time.
4. To obscure or dim (a photographic image).

v.intr.
1. To be covered with or as if with fog.
2. To be blurred, clouded, or obscured: My glasses fogged in the warm air.
3. To be dimmed or obscured. Used of a photographic image.

spin (spn)
v. spun (spn), spin·ning, spins
v.tr.
1.
a. To draw out and twist (fibers) into thread.
b. To form (thread or yarn) in this manner.
2. To form (a web or cocoon, for example) by extruding viscous filaments.
3. To make or produce by or as if by drawing out and twisting.
4.
a. To relate or create: spun tales for the children.
b. To prolong or extend: spin out a visit with an old friend.
5. To cause to rotate swiftly; twirl.
6. To shape or manufacture by a twirling or rotating process.
7. To provide an interpretation of (a statement or event, for example), especially in a way meant to sway public opinion: "a messenger who spins bogus research into a vile theology of hatred" (William A. Henry III).
8. Slang To play (a phonograph record or records), especially as a disc jockey.

v.intr.
1. To make thread or yarn by drawing out and twisting fibers.
2. To extrude viscous filaments, forming a web or cocoon.
3. To rotate rapidly; whirl. See Synonyms at turn.
4. To seem to be whirling, as from dizziness; reel: My head spun after doing a cartwheel.
5. To ride or drive rapidly.
6. To fish with a light rod, lure, and line and a reel with a stationary spool.

n.
1. The act of spinning.
2. A swift whirling motion.
3. A state of mental confusion.
4. Informal A short drive in a vehicle: took a spin in the new car.
5. The flight condition of an aircraft in a nose-down, spiraling, stalled descent.
6.
a. A distinctive point of view, emphasis, or interpretation: "Dryden . . . was adept at putting spin on an apparently neutral recital of facts" (Robert M. Adams).
b. A distinctive character or style: an innovative chef who puts a new spin on traditional fare.
7. Physics
a. The intrinsic angular momentum of a subatomic particle. Also called spin angular momentum.
b. The total angular momentum of an atomic nucleus.
c. A quantum number expressing spin angular momentum.

ob·fus·cate (bf-skt, b-fskt)
tr.v. ob·fus·cat·ed, ob·fus·cat·ing, ob·fus·cates
1. To make so confused or opaque as to be difficult to perceive or understand: "A great effort was made . . . to obscure or obfuscate the truth" (Robert Conquest).
2. To render indistinct or dim; darken: The fog obfuscated the shore.
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[Latin obfuscre, obfusct-, to darken : ob-, over; see ob- + fuscre, to darken (from fuscus, dark).]
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obfus·cation n.
ob·fusca·tory (b-fsk-tôr, -tr, b-) adj.

Thursday, June 17, 2010

Photo Of The Day - Thursday, 6/17/2010

Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor


Charlie Farquharson
Hermann Hearsay Weekend Weather Reporter

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Laugh Of The Day - Thursday, 6/17/2010

Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

"Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people."  ~ W. C. Fields




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Quote Of The Day - Thursday, 6/17/2010

Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

"Develop your own vision.
Define your dreams.
Set your goals.
Work out your action plan.
Develop the right habits.
Then just do it!"


Dexter R. Yager, Sr.
Amway Distributor

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I really hate covering Gasconade County Commission Meetings! (Revised With Link To A. Wiegenstein Report)

Published by Dick Schaefer, Part-time Contributing Writer and Special Investigative Reporter

I really need to find something better to do in my retirement years than covering these poorly run County Commission Meetings!  It seems that Jimmy has me assigned to cover a bunch of unruly, irresponsible kids masquerading as county leaders.  If you've ever been to a Gasconade County Commission Meeting, you know what I mean.  If you've never attended a County Commission Meeting you really should attend a few to see our county government in action.  The meetings are held weekly at 8:30 a.m. on Thursday.  The meetings are held at the Owensville City Hall on the first Thursday of each month.  On all other Thursdays, the meetings are held in the Commissioners' Chambers at the County Courthouse in Hermann.

This morning's meeting began as it always does with a recitation of the Pledge of Allegiance, followed by a reading of the prior meeting's minutes by County Clerk Lesa Lietzow, and then followed by the approval of warrants for payment of the county's bills, etc.  This year's county oil and fuel contract was awarded to MFA of Owensville.  They were the low bidder.  And then the moment we had all been waiting for finally arrived!   It was 9:00 a.m. and time to open up the tire and tire service bids from two hopeful vendors, Jost Tire Company and Central Tire Company. Both companies are headquartered in Owensville.  Central Tire has had the tire and tire services contract during the past year.  Jost Tire has had the contract during prior years.

Before the opening of the bids, Northern District Associate Commissioner Matt Penning challenged the bid process and bid specifications.  Penning pointed out that he had penciled in the requirement that the successful bidder provide a credit to the county for tire carcasses that were re-usable.  Chuck Lewis and Commissioner Penning informed Commissioners Jost and Lairmore that Central Tire Company has always provided a credit to the county for tire carcasses, but Jost Tire Company had not made it a practice to do so when they have had the county's tire contract.  (Note:  This reporter has verified the accuracy of this assertion.  This reporter has personally reviewed every tire and tire service invoice paid by the county during the past five (5) years.  When Central Tire Company has had the county contract, tire carcass credits were clearly reflected in their invoices.  When Jost Tire Company had the contract, this reporter could find no evidence that credits for used tire carcasses were reflected in their invoices.  I encourage all readers who wish to independently verify what I am saying to request these tire invoices from Clerk Lietzow.  Oh by the way, there are numerous other interesting irregularities which you will find in these invoices such as duplicate invoices, unsigned invoices, invoices for which Presiding Commissioner Jost had signed on behalf of county road department employees, a conflict if I have ever seen one!)

Now, the important question arising from Commissioner Penning's allegation or rather assertion of the absolute provable fact that Jost Tire Company has never given Gasconade County any credits for re-usable tire carcasses is this ..... "Where did all of that money go?"  Penning asked this question at least twice and received no response from his colleagues.  Commissioner Penning reported to his colleagues that he had taken a close look at a three (3) year period during which Jost Tire Company held the county tire contract for 2-1/2 years and Central Tire Company held the contract for 6 months.  Commissioner Penning reported that Central Tire provided tire credits while Jost Tire did not.  He estimates the county may have lost anywhere from $18,000 to $28,000 during this three (3) year period, depending upon the portion (%) of tire carcasses which may have qualified for a credit.  That % is unknown and unknowable after the fact.

This discussion seemed to make Commissioners Jost and Lairmore uncomfortable and defensive.  Lairmore attempted to change the subject by suggesting that used tire carcasses should be transported back to the Drake County Maintenance Shed from Central Tire in Owensville. Lairmore suggested that the county could then manage the "disposal" of used tires.  What??!!!!  Why??!!!!  Central Tire has been giving the county credit for tires that were re-usable (something that Jost Tire Company never did), and now Commissioner Lairmore has the unmitigated gall to cast dispersions upon Chuck Lewis and his company! 

Presiding Commissioner Ron Jost, visibly uncomfortable with Penning's revelation in an open meeting that Jost Tire Company had not provided tire credits to the county, was quick to change the subject to tire disposal fees.  He accused Cental Tire  Company of charging a minimal tire disposal fee for un-usable tires which have to be scrapped.  Jost asserted that Jost Tire Company had NEVER charged the county any tire disposal fees.  Penning and Lewis disagreed with Jost's assertion on this point.  (Again, HH readers should know that this reporter has reviewed county tire invoices from Jost Tire Company.  The TRUTH of the matter is that the county HAS BEEN CHARGED tire disposal fees by Jost Tire Company during prior years when they had the contract with Gasconade County.  Jost was either unaware of this fact or he intentionally misrepresented a fact which is documented in the invoices and which can be proven to be TRUE.)

Somewhere in all of this infernal bickering back and forth, Commissioner Penning made the valid point that the county's bid package and bid specifications for the tire and tire service contract needs to be reworked and updated.  Penning informed his colleagues that the tire specifications included in the bid package represented only 60% of the total expenditures PAID by the county during the three (3) year period he examined.  40% of county expenditures were for tires, tire services and other parts and labor not even specified in the county's bid package.  Chuck Lewis agreed with Penning.  (Again, this reporter has seen the county's bid specifications for tires and tire services, and they are woefully incomplete and inadequate.)

It was agreed that Commissioner Penning should rewrite the bid specifications and bring them back for review at the 6/24 Commission Meeting.  When the bid specifications have been updated and improved, the tire vendors will be asked to re-submit their bids in accordance with the new specifications.

Yes, there was once again a lot of fogging, spinning and obfuscation going on during this morning's County Commission Meeting!  My friends, I am here to tell you that none of the fogging, spinning and obfuscating was attributable to the Associate Commissioner of the Northern District.  Matt Penning is the ONLY member of the Gasconade County Commission who didn't behave like an unruly, irresponsible kid!  Commissioner Penning was doing the work of the county taxpayers this morning.  It is not clear to me what Lairmore and Jost were doing.

If you don't believe my reports on the Gasconade County Commission Meetings, I urge you to begin attending the meetings yourself.  You will only need to attend two or three meetings to get a good feel for the problems which exist within the County Commission.

Jeff Noedel, Publisher of CNL, another local online news website, puts a different "spin" on things.  For your convenience, I've provided a link to Mr. Noedel's report on the 6/17 County Commission Meeting:

http://countynewslive.com/content/2010/jun/17/county-commissioner-penning-alleges-county-lax-way-it-awards-tire-business-other

Noedel reports the following in his 6/17 article ..... On Thursday night, Lairmore said to CountyNewsLIVE.com, "Matt could have brought-up these concerns at the road department, with the two of us. But he didn't say a word until he got in front of the camera...it was a set-up. It's all smoke. He's just trying to damage Ron to try to tilt the election. The people of Gasconade County aren't dumb. They can see right through this."  Just more spin and deception from Commissioner Lairmore!  The facts are that election campaigns go on all the time.  Yet we still need to expect commissioners to do The People's business.  The "Road Department Meeting" at the Drake Maintenance Shed held earlier in the morning is a meeting where road and bridge maintenance concerns should be discussed with Road Department personel.  It was completely appropriate for Penning to discuss his tire bid concerns in the public meeting at the courthouse.  Penning was addressing legitimate concerns about county business.  He is attempting to improve the tire bidding process and get the best value possible for the county taxpayers.  And all you can do, Mr. Lairmore, is make your bogus allegations that Penning is playing politics!  Shame on you, Jerry Lairmore!  You are accurate about one thing .... the people of Gasconade County aren't dumb!  And they can see right through YOUR fogging, spinning, and obfuscating!  And Mr. Noedel, for the professional news reporter you claim to be, I am surprised that you swallow Lairmore's baloney "hook, line and sinker"!  Have you taken the time to look at the tire bid packages of previous years?  Have you compared the small list of items on the tire bid specification to all the tires, parts and labor which the county actually purchases during a 12 month period.  Why don't you do some real journalism and check things out before you run to Jerry Lairmore for his "comments"?!  Save yourself the embarrassment of being used as his shill in the local news media.  Lairmore is playing you for his own purposes like a finely-tuned violin!

On the otherhand, reporter Anna Wiegenstein of Hermann NEWS, a mainstream local online news website, does a very good job covering the County Commission Meetings.  Unlike Noedel, Ms. Wiegenstein is a very accurate, fair and balanced news reporter.  I recommend her news articles to all HH subscribers.  Anna is meticulously thorough, accurate, fair and balanced in her news reporting.  For your convenience, I've provided a link to Ms. Wiegenstein's report on the 6/17 County Commission Meeting:

http://www.ngnn.com/65041/content/2010/jun/22/county-commission-debates-tire-bidding-process


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Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Editorial Comment: Just wondering whatever became of ..........

Published by Jimmy Oldsun, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

Here in the newsroom at Hermann Hearsay, we were just sitting around drinking some of Frank's famous chicory coffee and wondering whatever became of .........
  1. Jerry and Kyle Lairmore's $10,000 grant application with the USDA to study the feasibility of alternative energy projects in Gasconade County?  There was much hullabaloo about this subject back in August of 2009.  But where does the project stand now?  Perhaps Southern District Comissioner Lairmore and his son could update the citizens of the county in a future County Commission Meeting?  It sure would be great to learn whatever happened to this project which the Lairmores were "spearheading" back then!  For background information click on the following link to articles which appeared in CNL (then Hermann Muenster) back on May 7, 2009 and August 17, 2009:  http://countynewslive.com/content/2009/may/07/county-commissioner-forming-committee-investigate-alternative-energy-generation-  and http://countynewslive.com/content/2009/aug/17/lairmores-commissioner-and-son-explore-countys-chances-landing-10000-grant-alter  I suppose I could contact the USDA myself and inquire into the status of their grant application.  Has the application been submitted?  When?  What is the status of the grant application?  Rejected or approved?
  2. Jerry Lairmore's proposal to fund a county-wide project to "chip and seal" county roads by increasing the county sales tax by 1/2 cent?  Southern District Commissioner Jerry Lairmore floated this proposal back during the summer of 2009.  Click on the following link to an article which appeared in CNL (then Hermann Muenster) back on ????, 2009:  Not found as of our midnight publishing deadline.  I know it's there though.  I recall reading it at the time.
  3. Jerry Lairmore's support for the much needed emergency access road to the courthouse which he first expressed in December of 2008 and reaffirmed in January of 2009?  What has Jerry actually accomplished though?  We recalled that Jerry had enlisted the help of UMR student Horace Brown of Atlanta to estimate the cost of a new emergency access road, but we don't recall that Horace ever presented his final cost estimate to the County Commission.  We couldn't find any report on the Horace Brown engineering estimate in any local news publications or in any County Commission meeting minutes.  For background information, click on the following links to articles which appeared in CNL (then Hermann Muenster) back on December 22 and December 23, 2008 and January 15, 2009:  http://countynewslive.com/content/2008/dec/22/hermannmuenster-exclusive-benefit-everyone-so-dist-county-comm-jerry-lairmore-su and http://countynewslive.com/content/008/dec/23/hermannmuenster-exclusivefollow-county-commissioner-jerry-lairmore-supports-emer and http://countynewslive.com/content/2009/jan/15/county-moves-closer-deeding-property-back-gccs-county-moves-closer-getting-emerg
  4. Jerry Lairmore's plan to build a county jail in Owensville if the county seat can be moved to Owensville?  Commissioner Lairmore became famous once again when he was interviewed by the St. Louis Post-Dispatch just prior to the November, 2008 elections in which the county seat question appeared on the ballot.  For background information click on the following link to an article which appeared in CNL (then Hermann Muenster) back on October 27, 2008:  http://countynewslive.com/forum/county-jail-owensville
Ya know, as we sat here drinking coffee and recounting all of Jerry Lairmore's ideas, plans, engineering student sponsorships and exploratory projects, the thought occurred to us like a bolt of lightning right out of the sky ...... ol' Jerry has "floated" lots of ideas which made him sound like a very proactive county leader when they were first "floated", but he has actually accomplished very, very little!

Wait a minute!  Wait a minute!  Jerry did accomplish something!  He got a 15% discounted cellphone service rate from AT&T for county employees!  If any of our readers can point to any other Lairmore accomplishment, please let us know.

HELP WANTED - Advertising Sales & Subscriber Services Assistant

Published by Jimmy Oldsun, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

We've been working Lois Lame pretty hard here at Hermann Hearsay.  She has a lot of duties, and she's spread pretty thin.  Recently, we promoted her to Assistant Editor and gave her even more work to do.  Two of her duties are Advertising Sales and Subscriber Services.  Between trying to solicit ads, subscriber upgrades and answer subscriber questions, Lois gets mighty busy around here.  We have decided to hire a part-time assistant to help her with these specific responsibilites.  The job could very well grow into a full-time job by 2011.  In fact, we're pretty sure it will as our subscriber base grows.  We currently have 340 FREE subscribers and 33 PAID PREMIUM subscribers.

The successful applicant must have a pleasant personality, advanced computer skills, excellent telephone skills and a physical appearance which would otherwise qualify her for a waitressing job at Hooters.  Pay will be commensurate with skills and experience. 

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Photo Of The Day - Wednesday, 6/16/2010

Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor


The Mole That Got Away!
Hermann Hearsay has learned that Northern District Commissioner Matt Penning shoots moles in his backyard.  This is an especially crafty mole that Matt has not yet been able to gun down!

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Laugh Of The Day - Wednesday, 6/16/2010

Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

"I do benefits for all religions. ... I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality."  ~ Bob Hope




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Quote Of The Day - Wednesday, 6/16/2010

Published by Lois Lame, SSALRCYTMVDQJCP & Assistant Editor

"Being always comes before the doing.  If you desire to do something great, you must first become something great."  ~ Dr. O. S. Hawkins



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